Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1742: Could you autists just fuck off

>>55385809
>Could you autists just fuck off for a moment?
Yeah. Could you?
Seriously, man. Leave drama in the last thread.

Don't argue with autists

>>55385809
well this thread is off to a good start....

Oh hey guys what's-

Okay bruh.

Bruh, leave the old drama in the old thread. Else you're just proving you're the bigger autist.

>>55385809
>Could you autists just fuck off for a moment?
Way to bring down the thread and confirm everything bad ever said about us, you idiot self-hating autist.

Could someone make a new thread. Please?

>>55385873
I mean it disproves it's base premise. It's evidence that in fact no, autists cannot in fact fuck off. Like a tautology, but more meta.

Actually, is metatautology a word?

>>55385898
Give me a second, I'm just downloading the PDF. Apologies in advance if someone had the same idea while I'm posting

>>55385898
We have a thread. Who cares about the OP?

>>55385898
Why?

>>55385871
The ability to create a thread is insignificant next to the power of the Autism.

>>55385911
Right, forgot about the duplicate files thing.

Anyway, it's here. Use it, or don't, whatever floats your boat. Just giving the option.

>>55385966

Apologies in advance to other /tg/ denizens that might be reading this thread.

So, does anyone else have suggestions as to how the Quirk Marriage of Hardening + Black Hole would turn out? I think the one in the last thread about being able to turn parts of yourself into a self-contained black hole was pretty good.

>>55386102
I had said Gaara shield out of dust made of the things you destroyed.

>>55386102
That does seem like a valid interpretation but if that is what you are going for, Fiber Body seems better than Hardening. Each fiber is a super thin black hole that would cut almost anything, anything that cuts you gets pulled in, and you can unweave more of your body to go full rift.

>>55386176
>tfw you slice people in half with black holes
That sounds metal as fuck.

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>>55386199
I call it 「Hawking's Knot」! Speaking of names, does anyone else name their Quirks?

>>55386248
Mines just "Drones". I married Scouts and Tool Arms and worked as a rescue hero. I also helped Urahara's family's construction crew out when they got into a tight spots and needed to get back on track.

That was a fun jump.

>>55386199
>>55386248
>>55386176
I am confuse, isn't the strongest guy in the setting basically one of the higher end comic book Captain Americas? The one who can beat up the guy who can copy all other powers?

How would he beat SCP 076-I mean, black hole slicer guy?

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So what did you do about the elves situation in Harry Potter?

>>55386337
What Hermione should have done.

NOTHING.

I mean I've got nothing against Dobby working for a better life for himself but seriously, guy's a weirdo by his species' standard. And being Harry Potter's friend means he's set for life anyway.

Speaking of Black Hole, what would be some other quirks that would combine well with it?

>Scouts
>sentient black holes that search & destroy, and give you information about the target's composition after you dismiss them

>Orbit
>a fucking black hole orbitting you, can't get better than that

>Compress
>basically black hole bombs you can throw at people

>Zero Gravity
>a safety mode for your black holes that disables their suctioning power, but still lets them remain

>Disintegration
>If you touch anything, it gets ripped apart by the gravity of a black hole

>Gigantification
>for when you wanna say "fuck you" to that skyscraper over there

>Warp Gate
>actually approved by NuBee, would get you pinpoint black hole strikes

>Homing
>a fucking black hole homing in on you

Man I love this damn Quirk.

>>55386355
Seriously guys hold the phone here is All Might just way, way less big a deal in the setting than I was given to believe from the scenario? Because any f these sound like they'd end him dead.

>>55386355
> Queen Bee
> INFINITE BLACK-HOLE WORKS

>>55386337
There was a situation?

>>55386378
The one example of Black Hole in the series is a guy who can create them at his fingertips. He works in disaster relief because otherwise his power would be way too lethal for a pro hero. I do think All Might could defeat him though, either by speedblitzing him or simply clapping a shockwave in his direction.

>>55386318
A big theme in BNHA seems to be that how you use your quirk is as important as it's raw power. And All-Might can punch the air hard enough that a slime monster 20 feet away was blasted to pieces.

So, probably via distraction and throwing more than black hole guy could handle at him.

>>55386337
Started an organization where an elf could arrange for a transfer to more pleasant locales if their master was abusive. It was one guy in a shack that spent the whole jump reading a newspaper and occasionally showing up for tea at wealthier wizards houses. A muggleborn with ministry connections that just "had a curiosity about magical creatures" and would speak to the elves when the master wasn't looking.

There was maybe one "transfer" the whole time. Most house elves are happy.

>>55386378
All might at his peak could easily beat anyone not punch proof. Deku punched out a 40 story tall robot and he can barely use allmights power. Its just that at the end of the day he is only made of meat. Any of a dozen quirks would be good counters for him because of that.

>>55386318
Not even close. All Might could probably contend with some of the weaker versions of Superman.

>>55386389
Sorta?
If I remember correctly, all elves are basically slaves in the Harry Potter universe.
Problem is, if I recall correctly, a spell or just something built into the species themselves makes them LIKE being servants for others.

>>55386441
I'd pay good money to see a charity boxing match between TAS superman and All-Might.

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>>55386389
Basically, House Elves are slaves. Just straight up slaves. There's a subplot where Hermoine tries to advocate for their freedom and gets really combative about it.

Except the House Elves are actually totally okay with being slaves and being treated as lesser beings, even though they could probably kill a bunch of wizards very easily, since they show the ability to perform magic and even teleport around just by waving their finger. They don't even care (well, they CARE, but they won't do anything about it) if you beat on them.
They're just totally fine with all of it.

So Hermoine tries to rail against the system, but everyone else thinks she's a fucking nutter, including the House Elves she's trying to free, since they don't actually want to be free.
The wizards, of course being wizards, and wizards being fucking dumbasses, don't see anything wrong with treating House Elves like shit in general and basically treating them even worse than they do muggles, but the House Elves are fine with it, so.
It's kind of super fucked up and there isn't a clear cut solution for it.

Unless you start purging shit, of course.

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>>55386454
>>55386480
...umm, I was joking.

Look, the House Elves can be considered fae, considering they have "elf" in their name. As Fae, they work off of different rules.

Ergo, there is no situation to solve because that's literally the existence of House Elves.

The problem comes in when Wizards and Witches mistreat them and they at some point are accidentally freed and go on a rampage. Just like in every single fairy-tale ever written.

>>55386389
Well technically there was, but that was only because Hermione was starting one by trying to liberate a servant race that didn't want to be liberated. Again, except for that weirdo Dobby.

>>55386402
>>55386418
>range advantage
>too lethal for a pro hero

That makes sense.

>>55386430
It's just that the perks in >>55386355 sound like they largely nullify the main weakness of having to be really close to use it, so my first thought was any of them would end All Might in seconds.

>>55386441
Ehhhhh, okay Cap was a bit too low but I'm positive even TAS Superman is above his weight division.

40 foot robot's impressive, but can All Might carry a building around or toss someone into the stratosphere?

>>55386454
>>55386480
IIRC it's not even a spell in the sense of being something wizards came up with, it's an innate part of how house elf magic works. Which is also why even inadvertantly giving them something you own frees them from the contract of serving you, whether they like it or not.

House elf magic seems a lot quicker than wizard magic. Dobby kicked Lucius' ass in seconds.

>purging shit

Also I'm pretty sure this is why Voldemort's so popular among the nonhuman supernatural. The goblins are salty as fuck that wizards have far, far less sophisticated ownership and contract laws than they do.

>>55386337
I replaced them with constructs and golems. Because for fucks sake why would you want a living, sniveling, ugly little shit for a servant when you could just magic together some awesome looking clockwork golems to do all the chores instead?

It wasn't even all that hard. I just created a few, gave them to Hogwarts as a "gift of innovation to inspire the next generation", then tossed around the instructions for the magic to make them to anyone who asked. You wouldn't believe how fast those dumb wizards jumped on the latest bandwagon as soon as they realized you didn't have to feed the constructs and could beat them to your heart's content.

>>55386530
Well, shoot. The post timer strikes again >>55386533

But yeah, the problem is more the blue bloods of wizarding society are a bunch of inbred idiots who also fanboy for Wizard Hitler.

>>55386318
All Might is closer to the Hulk in terms of strength than he is Captain America. He's capable of punching so hard that the air pressure changes the weather, while exerting so much control it doesn't harm anyone around him, and all this without even straining himself. The dude is very powerful and very in control of his power, there's a reason that he's considered the top hero.

>>55386378
You're thinking about this the wrong way around: Despite there being plenty of other people with Quirks that could defeat One For All's raw power, All Might has still been the number one hero in Japan for decades, defeating all comers. The man is a very good fighter. All For One, who has every power he might want, couldn't manage to kill All Might no matter how much he tried. He still has nightmares about their fight, this utterly implacable guy coming after him no matter what crazy shit he threw out, even fighting on after his torso got torn open and all his guts were hanging out. The most powerful villain in the setting has nightmares of All Might, that's how badass the guy is.

>>55386337
I formed a scumbag union and killed all the House Elves. The people of Knockturn Alley needed employment, so I opened up the domestic market.

>>55386540
>why

To be fair, House Elves can teleport while taking people with them, prepare meals and clean with a snap of their fingers. And most golems I know are too big to sort your clothes or do the dishes without breaking anything.

I'm not saying yours can't, but I am genuinely curious how because when I think "golem" I think big dumb huge thing whether clockwork or clay.

>>55386568
Wow. Okay, I dunno if it's the scenario downplaying him or my own failure at reading comprehension but in that case yeah. I haven't underestimated a power this badly ever since I found out the particles in Build Fighters are basically magic.

>>55386570
Um I'm pretty sure like 50% of Knockturn Alley is criminals and 80% are at least on the shady side of the law as a whole. Just saying, it's not a very good labour pool when Fenrir Greyback (and Dung) count among it.

How dangerous is Alterworld D. Rus?

>>55386666
At the start it is just as dangerous as any MMO but later on you have to worry about gods one of which can mess with your soul and make you experience eternal torment or something.

>>55386533
>would end All Might in seconds
All Might was force to retire because a dude called Toxic Chainsaw got one good hit in. He's not as durable as his ludicrous strength might lead you to believe.

>>55386480
>Except the House Elves are actually totally okay with being slaves and being treated as lesser beings, even though they could probably kill a bunch of wizards very easily, since they show the ability to perform magic and even teleport around just by waving their finger.
Yeah, that's something that's always bothered me about people arguing that "they're fine with it, it's their natural place to be subservient" is exactly the sort of rhetoric people have used in the past about human slaves. That the elves are clearly just grinning and bearing it because they don't have any choice, and the wizards/the audience are misinterpreting their behavior. Except...in the real world slaves had to just grin and bear it because they didn't have the ability to fight back. House elves are demonstrably more powerful than wizards, and exist in large numbers. If they wanted to rebel, they easily could. And despite what some fanfictions assert, there's no evidence there's actually any sort of magical control inherent to a house elf's contract to a family. So I don't think there's anything actually holding them back from rebellion except that they don't want to rebel.

>>55386568
Ehh, not sure about the nightmares stuff. I think you read a very different manga than me. He looked pretty confident in the fight and even in his cell. Hell, even when he defeated he just calmly stated that he miscalculated. He also certainly didn't have every power he might want, considering he needs to rely on a shitty infrared Quirk to see, and is still looking for new Quirks. Besides, he's obvously no chump, considering he killed all of All Might's predecessors.

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>>55386638
>Golems are innately big, dumb, and huge.
Here, I got a picture of one of them for reference. As for the extra magical abilities sure that's a bit of a downside, but the wizards really liked the lack of whining and backtalk that comes with owning a House Elf.

>>55386638
>Um I'm pretty sure like 50% of Knockturn Alley is criminals and 80% are at least on the shady side of the law as a whole. Just saying, it's not a very good labour pool when Fenrir Greyback (and Dung) count among it.
You're just buying into classist propaganda there

>>55386769
Noone wants to hire Dung(other than Fumblemore)

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>>55386700
>Ehh, not sure about the nightmares stuff. I think you read a very different manga than me. He looked pretty confident in the fight and even in his cell. Hell, even when he defeated he just calmly stated that he miscalculated.
How did you interpret it when All For One explicitly stated that he has recurring dreams of All Might coming after him, undeterred by his injuries? All For One might have the composure to not let his nightmares affect him, but there's no doubt that on some level All Might made a very deep impression on his psyche.

>He also certainly didn't have every power he might want, considering he needs to rely on a shitty infrared Quirk to see, and is still looking for new Quirks.
Okay, fine, I was using some hyperbole there. He doesn't have every power he wants, he's limited by the very large pool of powers that he's stolen. But that pool is large enough that it's easier to define it by the things it can't do than the things it can. Point is, All For One is an incredibly dangerous person, with lots of ways to hurt an enemy real bad, and in those fights in which All Might traumatized him so much he was even more dangerous because he hadn't yet been injured by All Might.

>Besides, he's obvously no chump, considering he killed all of All Might's predecessors.
I'm not saying he was. I fully acknowledge that All For One is very dangerous. Which makes it all the more impressive that All Might took him down, especially considering that All Might was tired, injured, and possessing only a fraction of One For All's full power by that point.

>>55386815
>Noone wants to hire Dung(other than Fumblemore)
So you have a anecdotal criminal? That justifies your prejudice against the disadvantaged and marginalised?

>>55386717
I'm pretty sure the near-instaneous housekeeping is the main draw actually. And apart from that looking more like a very well diguised inferius than anything to them, I can't help but think Arthur Weasley is mystified by the metro and Arthur Weasley is also one of the more technologically well informed wizards.

Again not saying it's impossible, just a massive paradigm change and technological leap for a society that never had to invent anything more complicated than a wristwatch

>>55386769
Hey, I'm just saying-they LITERALLY sold a thing that ended up being instrumental to Dumbledore's assassination suicide.

Maybe the classist propaganda has a point when Voldy's actively recruiting from angrier werewolves and career criminals.

>>55386698
Like, the most evidence is the sock thing and the fact that Dobby had to help Harry in secret before it.

But. If anything fact that he COULD (try to) help Harry at all makes it seem like the song thing only mattered because he thought it did.

>>55386815
I haven't read as many bad harry potter fanfics that aren't lewd as what seems like most people here, but I remember one that was badly written partly because it devolved into the author ragging about how irreponsible Dumbledore's keikaku was when it comes to actually running a school.

It took multiple child deaths by basilisk for him to shut down the school and in the very first book he decided hiding one of the most valuable items in Britain in his own school was a GREAT IDEA when Voldemort was LOOKING FOR IT SPECIFICALLY. You know, just gambling on the power of love being able to ward off any possible civilian casualties.

Oh, let's also not forget that the Defence Against the Dark Arts position is cursed, he knows this, and he hasn't done anything about it. If it's because it's the one piece of magic he, the most powerful wizard in the books, can't undo, he STILL hires new Defence teachers!

>>55386891
>nightmares
>traumatized
I guess I just don't like it when people belittle villains who aren't written like trash. Really, people can have dreams about past events without being scared or traumatized by them.

>>55386940
Hey, I'm not belittling All For One. I think he's a really cool villain. I'm just saying that the fact that Toshinori made such an impression on him, when all other wielders of One For All have been people he's casually killed, is evidence that Toshinori is a really damn good fighter. All For One isn't dreaming about Unnamed One For All Wielder #4, that's for certain.

>>55386666
Starts out as mmo, turns into a multiple world destroying demon army drawn from multiple mmo games led by sammael taking iver the earth and turning souls into his toys. Lets just say at any point near the end of the second year you had better either help the russian dark lord or expect to hide deep underground where even dwarves cannot find you.

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> Drawbacks(No cap)
... heh.

Sonic Universe
> Choice: Original The Character (Do Not Steal!)
> Allegiance: Egg Boss
> Origin(s): Comrade, Engineer
> Modifier(s): Engineer - With Magic! [-300CP]
> Lazy Days [Get a Freebie!]
> Follow Me [-100CP]
> Work It Out [-200CP]
> Fire All Weapons! [Get a Freebie!]
> Hi Spec Robo Go! [-100CP]
> Under Construction! [-200CP]
> Built To Rule! [-300CP]
> Sweet As Honey [-100CP]
> Infinite Chili Dogs [-100CP]
> Sweets & Tea [Get a Freebie!]
> Miracle Planet Flowers [-100CP]
> Material [Get a Freebie!]
> The Files [-300CP]
> Cybernetics -
> + The Switch [Get a Freebie!]
> + Enhanced Insides [-200CP]
> + Chassis Sculpt [-100MO]
> + Thinker Tinker [-300MO]
> + Skeletal Girding [-200MO]
> + Maximum Overdrive: Searcher - With a Special Power! [-400CP]
> Rival Battle!: "Coldsteel" The Hedgehog [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!: Dinya [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!: Jump The Shark [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!: Madonna Garnet [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!: Aleph [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!: Flip The Bird & Mine The Canary [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!!: Zone Runners [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!!!: Artema The Unmatched [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!!!!: Platinum The Rabbit [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!!!!!: Bump The Deer [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!!!!!!: Lefty & Marlowe [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!: “Mach Speed” Sam Bernstein [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!: Travis Warhol (Tee Dub) Bernstein [+100CP]
> RIVAL BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: Omelette [+100CP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snNwTnxwSj8
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
̶A̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶e̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶I̶
Who needs to know?! WHO NEEDS IT?

I'll tell you what you need to know:
Eggman is the evil overlord who commands a team of fourteen Egg Bosses, of which I am one, because it amuses him.
I am also in an endless squabble with EIGHTEEN Rivals because it amuses me.

CUZ FUCK IT, THAT'S WHY
THIS PLOT IS ALREADY OFF THE RAILS

>>55386924
>Technological leap
Why do you keep insisting on my golems as being technological in nature? I said they're magical. The gears and bits are just aesthetics because I like the look. If you're just going to continue to shit all over /every/ answer you get to your question, you can just fuck off.

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>>55387009
I'll cozy up to the Egg Bosses. What a disparate group of rejects they are. But Clove and Cassia are pretty okay.
I mean, I was interested in actually helping Cassia with her plot disorder (both to actually help, and to study the disorder), and I'm pretty good at medicine and stuff, so...
"... so all you have to do is take this little pill once a day! Of course, I'm the only person who knows how to make these, so, if I ever need anything... ..."
The other Egg Bosses were easy enough to befriend, by feigning interest in their interests. They're so varied, for that matter, that I was almost never bored!
Although, Thunderbolt is actually a little too, uh, intense for my tastes.

As an Egg Boss, I don't really mean to go looking for trouble. But, I mean, I am ostensibly on Eggman's side. Ostensibly, of course, because I don't want Eggman to actually WIN. But he's also kindof frightening enough that I'd really have to bring my A-Game to beat him myself. And that's just too much work, y'know?
Especially when I get more swag out of just following.

So, individually these rivals aren't much to look at. The problem is, there's EIGHTEEN of them, and they're working together. And, for that matter, Omelette is like a mini-Eggman all in herself.
I'll ask some companions to look after Coldsteel. He doesn't look like he'll make it otherwise.
I captured Bump to hold as a hostage, Sonic CD style. She doesn't... really seem to mind?
But, really, Omelette is a constant unrequited arms race of oneupsmanship. Tone it down, girl.
So I get THIS to look forward to. A new saboteur EVERY. OTHER. DAY.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST GO AHEAD AND BRING IT
CUZ I'M THE OG EGGMAN MINION
BACK BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN
AND I'LL TAKE ON ALL YOU BITCHES

GET A LOAD OF THIS

>>55387009
>>55387044
Oh god. Konata, put down the interdimensional bombs and ease up on the coffee. It's not worth it!

>>55387029
Jeez, calm down. Also because the pic you gave looks very fiddly, whereas the most sophisticated automaton I remember wizards fielding are suits of armor.

But hey you're right, I don't know how magical they actually are, your pic just led to believe they had a bunch of fiddly kibble and I have a low opinion of wizardly mechanical prowess.

>>55387044
>coldsteel
>doesn't seem to be listed on the rrrrrrival battle list

Is that an OC companion? Or is Coldsteel actually a thing as well as a meme?

I'm not sure which I find more disturbing

>>55387129
Coldsteel's the very first OC Companion on the list. His name is in quotes in the jumpdoc, because it's not actually his real name.

>>55386899
Think about who would be doing the hiring, Most of the inbred elite would turn there noses up.

>>55387170
Right, got confused because he was listed among the riiiiival battle drawbacks.

You know not blaming anyone here, but so far I feel like all the builds for this jump are less Archie & Sonic, and more Sonic and Sonic.

This poor dweeb's just looking at all this chaos when the biggest problem in his life used to be which girl he should pick.

>the biggest problem in his life

Actually, you know what. I take that back.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-bizarre-horrors-found-in-squarest-comic-book-ever/

>>55387234
>>55387265
>He actually things Archie Sonic refers to literally Archie and Sonic
Can you just stop talking? I mean, for fucks sake, you have no idea what you're on about.

>>55387312
>I know next to nothing about sonic

Oh wow, I'm so terribly embarrassed. Why don't you use your nerd rage powers to explain instead of throwing a tantrum like a toddler?

>>55386693
That was a translation error actually. Deku guessed that it was his fight with Toxic Chainsaw but for some reason instead of denying it (because it was his last fight with All For One that did it), in the translation he confirms it. In the other common translation they get it right.

>>55387234
Archie Comics is the company that makes the Sonic comics, and also some Megaman comics. Calling it Archie Sonic is to differentiate it from Sega Sonic.

>>55387374
There we go, thanks for the info.

>>55387357
How about you read the jump instead of just blindly commenting? Digger did a great job with it and yes, seeing dips like you making dumb assessments of builds without even reading the jump is just idiotic.

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Any imports that let us import two weapons into one, besides Bleach? I know we have actual items that do that but it just doesn't feel like a perfect merge to me.

>>55387312
>can you just stop talking

Has this ever, EVER stopped someone talking?

Because anyone with the pattern recognition of a chimp could tell it never does.

>>55387401
People make idiotic assessments of builds from many kinds of jumps. If you're going to get angry at them too, the logical conclusion is to get angry at everyone for not being aware of literally every single piece of media that has ever been produced by all of humanity.

You throwing a tantrum over someone else's misunderstanding is more idiotic by far.

>>55387432
seven Deadly sins has that

>>55387432
Rwby

>>55387432
Bayonetta.

>>55386337
House Elves are magically bound to their house and family. You can't just transfer them.

>>55387432
Frostflame (Hero Union BBS)

>>55387452
It's not hard to pick up a Jump and read through the opening description of the world if you don't know about a piece of media.

>>55387479
You can trick people into breaking their contracts pretty easily. Wizards aren't known for their wisdom, after all.

>>55387401
>seeing dips like you

Nardo is a genius tactician and the stealthiest man on earth

Scion's weakness is kryptonite and worm pesticide

The real type moon was the friends you made along the way

>>55387491
>It's not hard to know the exact information behind a specific jump for a specific build being talked about out of the blue

Fuck off, some of us actually have lives nerd.

>>55387522
>Having a life.
>Being on /jc/
Pick one and only one.

>>55387522
have a (you), I aspire to be a master baiter like you are senpai

>>55387312
Good job, you started an argument over less than nothing. Right after one so meaningless this thread got named after it even though that shouldn't have been a thing.

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>>55386940
All Might literally destroyed half of his head to the point that he was crawling to life for years (probably thanks just to all the quirks that he got his hands on) until he got a regeneration quirk. All of this while having his guts being spilled out.
>>55387044
>Ostensibly, of course, because I don't want Eggman to actually WIN

I haven't read all the comics, but I remember him actually having already won in most timelines.

>>55387548
The road is long and hard, and thankless. You'll never get there intentionally, the best bait is the one you sincerely believe in.

>>55387544
No.

>>55387506
Who is the wisest wizard? I don't want it to be Dumbledore even by process of elimination, because he either didn't think of just hunting down all the Horcruxes and dumping them into Fiendfyre somewhere or was oblivious enough to match a bunch of House-themed clues Harry figured out in a few days.

>>55386337
Bought a SPEW badge as it made a funny souvenir and tried to talk Hermione into putting more emphasis on stopping real mistreatment rather than getting them paid.

>>55386769
Knockturn Alley is more likely to be full of wizard aristocrats than anything else. Like some real land owners in Britain some of them are going to live in squalor (see the Gaunts who were poor but from an old family). Most of the legitimately poor aren't going to live anywhere near the biggest wizarding shopping street in the country. Ron mentions that renting in Diagon Alley costs a bunch when Fred and George get premises there.

Would anyone happen to have that jumpable Brother's Price WIP?

>>55387600
*to not match

>>55387612
I mean in Harry's time at least the overlap between aristocrat and terrorist is surprising thin in wizarding Britain.

>>55387312
Hey since you clearly know everything about everything why don't you summarise every Discworld book or the Wheel of Time or explain Mega Man X's premise in perfect detail?

>>55387627
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/filename/a%20brother%27s/

I got you

Didn't know it was jumpable tho

>>55387670
You might as well continue to samefag. This thread was doomed to a trash fire from the very beginning.

>>55387670
K thx. Yeah, Brother_Anon said it was jumpable, though he's planning to fluff it up further.

>>55387707
>implying

There was a perfectly good conversation about Boku no Potter until you butted in and started crying little baby tears about your fancy-schmancy reading comprehension being a forgotten art

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>>55381771
Momodora is in the WIP folder, Witchblade is in Joke Jumps, and Peter Pan is still in Lists.

Jumpers, tell me of your favorite types of perks or items, the kind of stuff that you would take without hesitation should it be offered in a jump, even to the detriment of other things.

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>>55387595
I mean, he kindof has. He's in charge of a huge massive empire and he's very secure in his power.
But there's still ongoing resistance that prevents him from ever totally crushing the resistance, and he doesn't make a lot of headway as far as pushing out of his own status quo is concerned.

And I'd like that to continue to be the case.
Actually, I'd like Eggman to lose entirely. ... but it'd be too much effort to do so myself. Like, I think Eggman's entrenched and adaptable enough that I'd actually have to put real effort into stopping him, and god damn, I just don't want to go through that.

Besides, it makes a better story if Sonic is the one to beat him.


So instead I'll spend my jump building Hard Boiled Heavies and trying to build a functioning Chaos Emerald knockoff and fighting off EIGHTEEN RIVALS AT ONCE.
In some kind of huge techno Eggman base that I built with lots of rivers and waterwheels and stuff.
And then watch it all get blown up by Omelette.
That sounds more my speed!


AND WHILE I'M AT IT:
I didn't mention it in my build, but yesterday I came to a sudden realization as I was building it.
Sonic doesn't have a magic system.
I mean, they have MAGIC, but there's no SYSTEM to it. It's mostly all emotional empowerment manifest stuff. Power enriched by the heart.
But then I remembered that there's a perk in Val's Boo Boo jump that lets you superimpose a magical system overtop worlds, forcing people to use it in place of the old.
And now I'm reeeeally trying to think of some ideas to use that with. Preferably that would heavily slant against Eggman, but would still be at least mildly annoying for... absolutely everyone.

> "Time to fuck up EVERYONE'S day!"
> "KONATA NO"

>>55387774
Cuteness perks.

That's really the only thing I'll ALWAYS buy, though I am also partial to androgyny perks, or any perk that gives me <insert infinite food item here>.

>>55387774
Luck perks. I'm a brainlet irl, and the only reason I passed many of my exams was pure luck. So it's my opinion that you can never have enough of it.

>>55387600
Harry didn't so much figure it out as he did blunder into the horcruxes by dumb luck.

He happened to have ran into the diadem before while trying to hide a book so knew exactly where it was, Bellatrix as good as told him where the cup was by freaking out about the sword, he happened to be staying in the house of the person who had already taken the locket (and he'd even seen that one before as well while cleaning).

Dumbledore just had way less information to go on and then he was dead.

His plan was totally fucking mental but he does sort of act exactly as though he knows he's in a novel - he realizes Harry is the protagonist straight away and even when he's dying he pretty much shrugs and says it makes things simpler as if he expected it to happen all along as he's the old mentor character so of course he's going to die. There's even that line:

"Dumbledore had at least taught Harry something about certain kinds of magic, of the incalculable power of certain acts."

And it does seem as though the battle he's fighting is less pragmatic and more one concerned with symbolism and narrative. Wacky solutions to problems are pretty much ingrained in the setting as well.

>>55387765
Oh yeah, and there are two sonic folders, with one containing the comic and the other containing the games. Not sure if that's a problem.

>>55387774
>Adventure perks that cause me to randomly stumble across ancient ruins or be abducted by eagles to fight in an underground war or something on my way to class
Good for those slow jumps.

>Potionmaking perks
I like selling potions, but these are a bit less common than you'd expect. Not rare by any means, but it seems like works need an especially heavy emphasis to get them into the jumps.

>Cuteness perks
We need more of these. I can't be beautiful, but cute is certainly on the table.

Who, or what, are your weirdest Waifus and/or Husbandos?

Yes, this is just an excuse for me to post this pic. It's merely suggestive and SFW on a blue board. He's just cleaning up an oil leak

>>55387862
> "KONATA NO"
KONATA YES

If anyone needs me I'll be making popcorn.

>>55387904
That's one dedicated mechanic.

>>55387774
Mainly stuff like anti-fate/destiny perks and ALL THE PLOT ARMOR.

>>55385809
>Could you autists just fuck off for a moment?
You had one job OP. One job!

>>55387595
That doesn't necessarily mean it's a nightmare. Dude's a hundred year old psychpath, maybe he was just reminiscing.

>>55387947
Can I still post? Yes? Good.

I bet you're a cunt. Something that helicopter didn't have

>>55387981
OP's aren't saints. Sometimes they're salty juvenile assholes who dislike being called out for their hypocrisy and decide to spread the /drama/ into the subsequent thread despite everyone and their mothers knowing that you aren't supposed to and no, putting it in the title doesn't somehow get around that.
In any case it's done and dusted and best just ignored now. Although, rather than get annoyed, I see the humour in it, as well as the unintentional irony. It's like he doesn't realise he's telling himself to fuck off! Hilarious.

>>55388032
You do God's work, anon.

>>55387741
You acted like an idiot, and someone commented on it. If you didn't want to open yourself up to the autism of this thread, you should have deleted your own dumbass post.

>>55388044
>implying

>>55388077
>>implying
Okay, maybe not /God's/ work. But Satan is kinda like God, right? If you tilt your head, just so.

>>55388044
It's really pathetic how you think that OP /must/ have been the person you were debating last thread instead of the more likely scenario that it's someone completely unrelated telling the both of you to fuck off.

>>55388077
>>implying
>implying implications impishly, irreverantly and impudently

>>55388121
I wasn't involved in that. It's really pathetic that you assume I have to be, otherwise I'd never criticise some asshat for dragging past thread drama into this threads very title.
How about you fuck off, 'kay.

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>>55387904

>>55388142
>I wasn't involved in that.
:^)

Whatever you say, senpai.

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>>55388160

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So how powerful is the Asgerd class Planetoid from the Dahak scenario? I couldn't find out much about it short of reading the book and the info in http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/ImperialNavyYard/fanfic/stgod/Asgerd.htm doesn't seem right.

>>55388160
>pic
Re...really? O-kay, you do you anon.

>>55388176
Now you, I can believe would like that sort of thing.

>>55388174
>Whatever you say, senpai.
Oh, I'm so glad you believe me. Your opinion means the world to me. /s

>>55388142
>I wasn't involved in that.
Why do you even bother trying to lie like this? Your specific brand of faggotry is really distinct, you know.

>>55387774
Extra Lifes. I already have like 20 of them but if a jump offers a 1-up perk or item i'll take it anyway, no matter what.
You can never be /too/ immortal after all.

>>55387774
Perks which alter your survival conditions (allow you to live with just a soul, regenerate from a single cell, keep you alive so long as a portion of your soul keeps existing, etc.).

Post builds for the Archie Sonic "jump".

>>55388232
>Your specific brand of faggotry is really distinct,
O-kay. So I'm easily confused for another anon, that's interesting. Was this the anon you argued with last thread? The same argument that resulted in this thread getting that title, either by you or someone reacting to your argument?

>>55388293
Last thread died before I could even start arguing, so no.

>>55388309
>I could even start arguing
What was it even about anyway?

>>55388197
I like my fair share of weird shit, but I've never jerked it to any of the characters from Cars. I have my limits.

That picture also contains a fully visible erection and set of balls, but no one has noticed it because of the smoke-screen cast by the eating out of machine not-vagina.

>>55388291
Why the quotation marks, anon? Tryin' ta
>imply
Something?

>>55388312
Arbitrary and meaningless thread politics, as usual.

>>55388291
Okay.

My Own Adventure Begins!
Neutral
Leader
Engineer
From Another Dimension! (Engineer) - 300
I Wanna Breathe! - Free
Raisin' Me Up (Discount Leader) - 300
Fire All Weapons! - Free
Hi Spec Robo Go! (Discounted Engineer) - 100
Under Construction! (Discounted Engineer) - 200
Built to Rule! (Discounted Engineer) - 300
Infinite Chili Dogs - Free
Crystal Rings - Free
The Flying Fortress (Discounted Leader) - 100
Material - Free
The Files (Discounted Engineer) - 300
Dinya - Free
Madonna Garnet - Free
Aleph - Free
Artema the Unmatched - Free
Platinum the Rabbit - Free
Bump the Deer - Free
“Mach Speed” Sam Bernstein - Free
Travis Warhol (Tee Dub) Bernstein - Free
Omelette - Free
Rival Battle! ("Coldsteel" The Hedgehog) + 100
Rival Battle!! (Jump the Shark) + 100
Rival Battle!!! (Flip the Bird and Mine the Canary) + 100
Rival Battle!!!! (Zone Runners) + 100
Rival Battle!!!!! (Lefty and Marlowe) + 100
Triple Troublemakers + 100

>>55388293
Gotta agree with the other anon. You are pretty much the only one writing with such a ~quirky~ style.

>>55388314
>That picture also contains a fully visible erection and set of balls,
It's either one or the other, or he's the new world record holder.

>>55388353
~Really~ I've always wanted a twink. I'll have to keep an eye out for this mysterious doppleganger who posts so similarly to me that even such erudite and perceptive anons can get confused.

>>55388409
Nah, I didn't mean you, you are completely different kind of faggot. The ~s were meant to show how autistic he's being.

Honestly, it's pretty sad that there are so many different kinds of shitposters in this thread that they are getting mixed up.

>>55388409
Anon, a twink is something completely different than what you probably mean.

>>55388409
>twink.
*twin
Oops. That could be taken the wrong way...

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Do you have a ship jumper? What is your ship like?

>>55388475
My favorite ship is ValBee right now, mostly because I can actually watch it from the sidelines instead of lesser, fictional ships. I eat that stuff up.

>>55388449
>Nah, I didn't mean you, you are completely different kind of faggot
Thanks... I guess. You too?
>Honestly, it's pretty sad that there are so many different kinds of shitposters in this thread that they are getting mixed up.
Ah diversity. It gives us strength! And many flavours of shitposting.

>>55388451
~cough~ Yeah, a little spelling mistake. My bad.

>>55388488
>I can actually watch
But anon, you'd need x-ray vision to see into their basement. And past all the lycra.

Is this joke getting old and tired?

>>55387904

...Are there any jumps that allow you to import non-sapient vehicles as companions, and give them a human intellect?

>>55388475
I make a new one every jump. I have the perks to design one and my Quirk is perfect for building one. The last one was actually a hovership that looked like a flying saucer.

>>55388499
Ye

>>55388499
Yes.

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>>55388475
I have 8 frigates based on the designs of the uss constitution, I love that ship. Frigates are fast, really well armored and moderately gunned. I love them.

Are the "modifiers" in Archie Sonic perks or alt-forms? Or does it depend on the modifier?

>>55388521
>>55388525
Oh, good. Now I'll do more of it. Breathe some more life into it, you know. Really beat that dead horse until it's mince.

>>55388499
It's progressed to the phase where it might need a creative approach or the right setup to stay fresh.

>>55388554
Hmm, maybe... I've got nuthin'.

Is it just me or have a lot of folders in the drive gone walkies?

>>55388475
Got a sweet magitech omniship, created from the merging of Lost Odyssey's Not-a-lis and a Narnian Fine Ship among other things.

It can navigate all terrains and even sail between worlds. I like it a lot.

>>55388554
If you train your soul with the perk I Will Surpass God, does it just physical attributes in general or just strength?

>>55388601
Brutus is updating the drive a bit and moving some stuff around.

>>55387774
Eyes perks. Although I didn't have enough points to take the one in Bayonetta. Might have to redo my build...

>>55388612
Physical attributes in general, benefits for the whole body.

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>>55388513
I want to say Transformers.

Technically, it doesn't actually do this directly, via Companion import. But if you take All Spark Chosen, you can take existing vehicles which are bound to follow you by Jump Power (ie: which you paid for with CP) and grant them the Spark of consciousness, which makes them sapient (although they'll be child-like at first) and incidentally turns them into transforming robots.

This doesn't technically make them Companions outright; they'll be more like equipment containing an advanced AI... but that's enough of a grey area already that you could either make them full Companions, or not, as per your own individual preferences.

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what cartoons would make neat jumps?

>>55388668
Secret Saturdays

>>55388668
I wouldn't mind a Tiny Toons jump.
Or Animaniacs.

>>55388499
Yes, actually, it was never funny in the first place but you're beating a dead horse at this point.

>>55388791
>implying

>>55388195
>http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/ImperialNavyYard/fanfic/stgod/Asgerd.htm
As far as I know, that's actually correct?

Have a quote on the smaller and less advanced Utu-class' capabilities:
>"This is Dahak," the voice told him, "Hull Number One-Seven-Seven-Two-Nine-One, an Utu-class planetoid of Battle Fleet, built fifty-two thousand Terran years ago in the Anhur System by the Fourth Imperium."
>MacIntyre stared at the screen, too entranced to disbelieve. The image of the ship filled it entirely, seeming as if it must fall from the display and crush him, and then it dissolved into a computer-generated schematic of the monster vessel. It was too stupendous for him to register much, and the schematic changed even as he watched, rolling to present him with an exploded polar view of deck after inconceivable deck as the voice continued.
>"The Utu-class were designed both for the line of battle and for independent, long-term survey and picket deployment, with core crews of two hundred and fifty thousand. Intended optimum deployment time is twenty-five Terran years, with provision for a sixty percent increase in personnel during that period. Maximum deployment time is virtually unlimited, assuming crew expansion is contained.
>"In addition to small, two-seat fighters that may be employed in either attack or defense, Dahak deploys sublight parasite warships massing up to eighty thousand tons. Shipboard weaponry centers around hyper-capable missile batteries backed up by direct-fire energy weapons. Weapon payloads range from chemical warheads through fusion, anti-matter, and gravitonic warheads. Essentially, Commander, this ship could vaporize your planet."

>>55388634
Thanks, and does "Witch" count as a Race for the purposes of Hybrid?

>>55388621
Hey NuBee, what do you think about those black hole quirks posted this and last thread? Are they viable or not?

>>55388865
>>55388195
Yeah, nah, that is quite blatantly fanfiction. I mean, it's even stated in the URL.

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Is the sword and shield the susanoo comes with like Itachis?

>>55388865
This seems familiar. I think from the first book, two or three chapters in.
The bit about being able to vaporise the planet sounds espcially familiar.

>>55388897
It does not.

>>55388910
I'd have to go check them out again, but I don't remember any of them raising flags for me.

>>55388963
Not explictly, but I guess you could fanwank that they are. Susanoo are quite varied in terms of their armraments after all.
I don't know if ninjanon is about to answer definitively.

>>55389000
Aight, thanks. If a Witch took Monster Cat and Icon for Hybrid, would both races be discounted?

>>55389000
Would time dilation speed up/slow down how quickly lost lives replenish for Nine Lives? Or at least lost souls?

>>55389037
They would both be discounted, yes.

>>55389078
Mmmm, time dilation as in how you perceive time moving around you? I don't think that would hasten soul recovery. I might be misremembering what time dilation refers too.

>>55389218
Actually manipulating the flow of time, like a pocket dimension in which it moves more quickly, for example.

How far could you go in DxD if your first jump was naruto and completed Sage of the Six Paths scenario?

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Reposting, tell me about Fire Emblem Awakening waifus, all I know is this and Tiki.

>>55389303
Panne is a rabbit.

>>55389259
If you're experiencing the ten years as a normal ten years I don't see why not.

>>55389303
Nagi is a cute, Lucina is nice, Camilla is stacked and desperate by the time of FE Heroes, female Corrin is a cute as well.

>>55389333
>FE Heroes
Non-canon.

>>55389385
But we do have a jump of it

>>55389385
And yet, we can go there in a jump.

>>55389218
>>55386176
>>55386355
>>55384797
Those were all Black Hole quirks I think. Do you think anyone of them wouldn't work?

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>>55389303

Mating like Rabbits with Panne

>>55389416
I think Black Hole + Scouts rather than make tiny sapient blackholes would make tiny creatures that contain a blackhole, kinda like kirby. The breakdown of the composition of the things they suck up sounds accurate though.

Black Hole + Orbit looks fine, Black Hole + Compress looks fine, Black Hole + Zero Gravity looks fine, Black Hole + Disintegration looks fine, Black Hole + Gigantification looks fine, Black Hole + Warp Gate was the one I've talked about, Black Hole + Homing looks about right to me too.

So yeah, other than Scouts I think still being little creatures, I think the rest are perfectly reasonable.

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Someone convince me not to go Monster Cat for the nine souls perk.

>>55389549
So >>55384787 is also alright? Then I'll take that I think. It was always my dream to become a sentient stellar object, and the ability to transform into a (relatively weak) black hole looks like a good start.

>>55389575
You do that and I'll do this to you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lV7YSPvKZA

>>55389575
Kotowaru.
You do you,
Beau.

>>55389601
I think you linked the wrong post, but if you're talking about Hardening + Black Hole to coat yourself in Black Hole, yeah, I think that one would work too.

>>55386337
Went to the Hogwarts kitchen and dropped off a few of my personal recipes.
And started the trend of rewarding the house elves with headpats. In Britain, at least. They work 300% harder when you tell them they've done a good job.

>>55389575
Don't go Monster Cat for the Nine Souls perk, go Monster Cat for the Nice Pussy.

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Yo! here is the first WIP version of Yamada and the Seven witches. Prices are not sorted and i could use some help with the capstones for the first two origins.
As always, suggestions for items are appreciated

Do you think black hole + overhaul would let me build things with a black hole?

Would black hole and compress allow me to make black hole marbles that I can toss and expand into black holes?

And my last 2 ideas

Graffiti+ warp portal= spray paint portals

Graffiti + black hole= spray paint black holes?

>>55389712
I think Black Hole + Overhaul would allow you to overhaul the things you sucked up and dissentigrated before spitting them back out (spitting them back out optional).

I already answered that one in the last post asking me about Black Holes.

Explain further

I don't understand.

>>55389777
>Explain further
>I don't understand
>777
Winner!!!

That over, I was thinking like the ability would let you use graffity quirk to mark out a black hole or portal (X), either the paint would be the thing X or a circle drawn with the power would make X form in it where if I make 2 circles then they are linked with portal.

>>55389613
>>55389629
wat

>>55389662
Either way I still end up as Monster Cat...

>>55389777
Also sorry for asking things youve answered already.

>>55389822
>wat
Let's just say I'll be slaying that Nice Pussy of your Pussy's pussy for a good long while:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTD-YVwWVig

>>55389820
Oh shit I hit jackpot, that's awesome!

Ooooh. Yeah, that sounds real cool, though I imagine the integrity of the surface would need to be kept up in both cases, and Painted Black Holes would eventually collapse in on themselves. I like those ideas though.

>>55389852
Bah, don't worry.

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How bizarre are your adventures?

>>55389637
So you wouldn't actually turn yourself into a black hole, but just coat yourself?

>>55389777
>Black Hole + Overhaul

If we didn't delay the reassembling too much, could people survive the process?

>>55389890
That... looks about right for how my Yu-Gi-Oh! Jump went

>>55389922
I don't think Hardening goes too deep beneath the surface, so I suppose it's more apt to say your surface is becoming a black hole, but your normal bits are probably still in there somewhere with this combo.

>>55389952
Fucking your cards is illegal, friendo but really hot

>>55389937
I imagine it would be like Overhaul, but instead of popping people like a balloon, you're dusting them. You can put them back together and spit them out if you do it in a timely fashion, but if you wait too long they're just gonna stay dissentigrated.

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>>55389303

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>>55389890
> Yugioh Jump
> Landed in Duel Academy
> Kaiba launches a satellite into space just so it can carry his Blue Eyes White Dragon
> Suddenly there's a meteor coming to destroy all life on earth...?
> And everyone... combines to turn into a dinosaur to stop it...?
> This was my third jump.

Hearing the plot synopsis for this show was the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen, and I watched Inukami. That was my SECOND jump.

> Standing in the room while everyone is talking about this plan.
> Suddenly raise hands, declare, "Fuck it, I'm out."
> Walk out of the room.
> Do not get involved for the rest of the plot.

>>55389964
Hmm. Can you think of a Quirk combo to turn yourself fully into a black hole?

>>55389890
Well, my best friends are a flirty, pun making, all-loving goofball and a monstrous, crazy hermaphrodite, my 'sister' is a dream jester, my love interest is an undead princess, and my archnemesis is basically a giant evil light that hates everyone and has an ego matched only by SMT's YHVH.

>>55389890
>>55390131
Oh, and I'm currently fighting the Sith equivalent of the Ginyu Force. Turns out Heroes had a big effect on the Light of Destruction, and it's making its' minions reflect tropes from that world. The faces the other Sith and the Jedi are making would be hilarious if it wasn't for the Sithyu Force actually being competent and dangerous enemies.

>>55390125
Sludge form + black hole maybe?

>>55389707
Amanda?

>>55390125
I imagine anything that has full body changes, though a Quirk that can be shut on and off would be idea since Black Holes don't really differentiate. Permeation perhaps seems like a good call.

>>55387878
Dumbledore and Harry would fit right in the Practical Guide to Evil world as heroes. Hell, Dumbledore would probably end up the good-side's Amadeus - in that he'd grasp the narrative impact is of greater import to anything Named do than the practical effects.

>>55389890
So. There was this one time I found myself on the Schoolship Alhambra yeah? But I was a girl.

My companions were there too, and they couldn't stop laughing since that was the first time that they ever saw as a girl, let alone a 12 year-old girl. The next 3 years were full of late puberty jokes since I didn't develop (at all).

We still had our powers and everything, but when we filled out the paperwork to properly register the school into the Leagues and apply for financial aid, Rin noticed some fine print, we weren't allowed to use our powers to directly assist our Tankery Club, in competition and out. Okay, fine, no big.

A little training of the new tankery club and beginning repairs to the schoolship, Alhambra's team was off to their first match versus Maginot. It was there I did a double at who was the commander of their team.

Fucking. X.A.N.A. as a Robot Girl. An actual Robot Girl riding around in an other mundane tank. Eating food, drinking tea...a Robot Girl. X.A.N.A. remember and she told me that she was going to play me back for every humiliation I set on her.

And that was my time in that world, training my Tank Club, fixing up the school ship, and running into my old enemies when we face a team.

They had their powers, the full extent too, but it seemed that they were under the same contract I was. That, however, did not stop any of us from pranking each other through our powers.

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>>55390068
Yugioh GX is fucking wild

reminder that 5Ds just straight up has a speed based Spiral Energy for summoning Synchro Monsters n shit

>>55390185
er what? i don't understand

>>55390172
That could work, actually, I think. You'd become a malleable black hole, though you'd likely lose the possession aspect. Not sure how you'd live your life though if you can't shut up the gravity/absorption aspect. Or rather, how the hell did you even get born without killing your mother?

>>55390200
Permeation + Black Hole does sound like a good idea. Though losing your senses would likely still be in effect, so it's not ideal. What do you think about Sludge form mentioned above?

>>55390021
That's a really cool power.

Now help me find my extra 400 CP.

>>55390021
Man Overhaul's powers are pretty beastly.

He can deconstructed, reconstruct and fuse two bodies together. Which he did to himself & Shin.

MHA sure has some crazy quirks.

>>55390230
Universal Drawback Supplement?
For all SJ-Chan's fault, the supplement is really good.

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>>55390230
Bleed for your sick skills

>>55388542
Your taste is superb.

>>55390218
I don't really have a mental image for how Sludge Form and Black Hole would combine since Sludge Form can't really be turned off and permanently being a Black Hole just seems like more of a problem than anything.

>>55390230
Haha, I think the Drawback section has extra points somewhere, I'm sure they're safe to just pick up with no ominous fate awaiting you.

>>55390277
Many, the site I use to read it hasn't even got the new chapter yet. Do you mind waiting five seconds before dropping spoilers in the thread, or at least warning that you're gonna spoil something?

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>>55390309
Thank you, the one I posted wasnt the cobstitution but all the frigate class are beautiful.

>>55390361
>cobstitution
Gdi. Uss Constitution.

>>55390361
I know, I've been on the Connie. She's a sexy old girl.

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>>55390356
>Many, the site I use to read it hasn't even got the new chapter yet. Do you mind waiting five seconds before dropping spoilers in the thread, or at least warning that you're gonna spoil something?

Fine I'll put spoiler next to spoilers in spoiler tags. BTW Kissmanga has it up for about a day now or so.

http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Boku-no-Hero-Academia/No--153?id=383819

>>55388475
>>55388542
>>55390361
Offhand, do we have much in the way of Age of Sail/Golden Age of Piracy era jumps?

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How long was it before you picked up your first Companion, /jc/?

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Jumpers, how protective of your children/family/companions are you?

>>55390185
Amanda Show/Drake & Josh jump when

>>55390356
>Warning before you're gonna spoil
Literally what spoiler tags are for.

>>55390486
0 jumps

>>55390496
And most of the thread, most of the time, literally does not use them for that, building the reasonable expectation that literal spoilers aren't going to be randomly dropped with no warning.

>>55390467
Assassin's Creed, Europa Universalis, Uncharted Waters, Road to El Dorado... Probably a few I missed.

>>55390489
Rule 1, anon. Rule 1.

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>>55390467
Uncharted waters, pirates of the carribean, one piece, sunless sea is sorta, muppet treasure island, and assassins creed.. I wish we had more honestly.

>>55390506
That's the thread's fault.

do ultimate beings have access to things like prehistoric and extinct species?

>>55390487
Not too protective. They're all pretty powerful at this point, I trust them to be able to handle threats on their own. Or at least to know when they're in over their head and need to call for backup.

>>55390487
For all of my beliefs against straight-up murdering motherfuckers, hurting them, even in the slightest, and especially if it's to get at me for something, is one of my few berserk buttons.
And it's been mashed a few times already.

>>55390580
Ultimate lifeform not being

>>55389890
>>55389952
>>55389952
By the way, didn't someone say they were working on a 5D's jump? Also Smile World when?

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>>55390486
I picked Sain up at jump 4, but if you want to count Zappy (Who wasn't a companion until I decided to import him as one so I could do something with the 50 CP left over in What We Do In The Shadows because this was before the update), I picked him up in the SOMA Gauntlet as a cute lil robot.

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>>55387774
Perks or items to find cool things like maps or compasses.
Perks that make wierd or supernatural things happen in even non-magical jumps.
Powered Armor.
New ways to upgrade my swordfu.

>>55390487
>

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>>55390608
when I get better at writing fluff.

>>55390632
how strong are FE Earth Dragons?

>>55390535
You ever been in her? She's tighter down below than she looks. I had trouble fitting.

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>>55389890
I haven't gotten up to TOO much in the way of blatantly wacky hijinx yet... but one thing I did do was bring Slimes, from Slime Rancher, into the Weird Wild West.

I played it completely straight, as if a normal rancher, claiming that the Slimes came 'from China', and I made (and lightly distributed) steampunk versions of all the rancher-tech.

I was widely considered to be a crazy eccentric... and the few slimes that randomly escaped made terrifying pests... but anyone who came to town to make trouble, even if they were some kind of terrifying local magician, met a terrible fate at my hands, so it sort of worked out.

>>55390535
>sunless sea
Much as I love Fallen London and Sunless Sea, they're definitely Industrial/Age of Steam era (in theory, if the real era had an industrial base built upon Eldritch horrors and literal Hell.)

>>55390632
I love Volfred. You spend the first third of the game hearing about your mysterious benefactor, "Sandlewood", and how his plans involve bringing your party together. So naturally, you assume he's going to be some shady manipulator. But then you meet him, learn that Sandlewood isn't a code name but his actual name since he's a plant-man, and he's all friendly and nice and asks you to use his first name now that you've met, and then immediately tells you every bit of information on his actually-benevolent plan he has the instant he thinks it's relevant to the situation. He's so cool.

>>55387878
Would perfect memory perks help you remember your prophecies as a Harry Potter style Seer?

>>55386533
>but can All Might carry a building around or toss someone into the stratosphere?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TFAGAyLzcg

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Y/N?

>>55388545
They modify your alt-form and backstory as a whole for the jump.

>>55389707
In the Witches Seven companion option you mention the eighth import gains "the copy power" - Might wish to mention where that's at in the doc. Also, not sure how we get to 8 on an option that's about seven.

>>55390800
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

>>55390068
> And everyone... combines to turn into a dinosaur to stop it...?
Just one guy actually. He was injured in a rock slide at an archeological dig and had some bones replaced with Dinosaur bones and infusing him with Dino DNA and Dino Power. It's much more logical.

>>55390800
You have so much to live for, don't do it anon!

>>55390800
>>55390832
...Um. Should we be worried? Can't be worse than some of the things we already have jumps for, right?

>>55390815
ah, its the Delinquent Capstone.
also, whoops, that was a mistake left over from an earlier version, wasn't supposed to be in there anymore. fixed cheers

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>>55390800
>>55390832
>>55390845
>>55390850
He should really just read better books and make jumps of them.
Pic related

>>55390800
>Y/N?
Y. I will kill every single thing in the setting

>>55390356
>I think the Drawback section has extra points somewhere, I'm sure they're safe to just pick up with no ominous fate awaiting you.

Those drawbacks make waifuing really hard, NuBee. You are basically making me choosing between waifus and power. That's not fair.

>>55390293
Even then I would still lack points

>>55390800
What is it?

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>>55390680
Heh, no but I want to. It just looks so amaxing and has quite the armament on her, She has 52 cannon in all on her! (Though technically shes a 44 gun frigate) and had a crew of 450 people. I didnt know that ship crews were so darn huge until I started researching her some.

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>>55390487
It depends, doesn't it? I consider most of my children and companions to be on their own, but there are times when messing with your own affects your own image, you know?

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Which dragon species were you/did you get during HTTYD?

I'm still deciding between Skrill, Siliquifer, Thunderdrum, and Submaripper.

>>55390535
You can be a sea pirate in any D&D or Exalted setting, really.

>>55390874
>choosing between waifus and power
Silly anon, you just need to waifu those who have power already.

>>55390921
You can be a sky pirate too, which is much better.

>>55390917
300 foot high Night Fury. with perks from other jumps i had the speed and agility to match the size.

>>55390800
What is it?

For bad urban fantasy, I really want an Anita Blake jump

>>55390921
While D&D would have a similar feel, Exalted is a whole other beast. Artifact ships, artifact essence cannons, Lintha pirates...
Oh, and anything associated with Kimbery or the Lunars around the seas.

>>55390997
>This is NOT fetish bait and she is NOT a Mary Sue: The Jump

>>55390864
Personally, I preferred the "My Boss Is A Sapient Plane That Raped My Gay Ass With His Fuel Transfer System" trilogy. Much better work from Tingle, in my opinion.

Note for those not aware: That is a thing. I might have gotten the name a bit off, but it's close to that. Chuck Tingle has no shame, whether in the fetishes he writes or the literalness of his titles.

>>55390901
So you haven't been on her at all? You've got to do it, for as great as she looks in pictures she's a thousand times better in person.

>>55390997
>spoiler
That would actually be disturbingly amusing to see a jump for.

>>55390997
Who?

>>55391018
Shes undergoing refurbishment right now I think. Plus I dont live in boston.

>>55390800
I'd rather see Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood jump.

>>55390800
Meh. Sounds like more generic trashy vampire romance. Is there anything in it that particularly calls out to you?

>>55391011
The sad thing is the first three or four books are really good for genre fiction. It really does the urban fantasy noir thing well. Then the author has to go full tilt into her fetish and ... ugh. It's irritating.

>>55390800
Picture is too shit for me to make out.

>>55390997
Anon, that's an image with an author and several titles. Google is your friend.

>>55391041
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/AnitaBlake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anita_Blake

A good to passable urban fantasy series that went south after the writer decided that the books needed to be 80% fuckin' and 20% story as opposed to the opposite.

>>55391089
Google wouldn't tell him as much as someone who knows the series could. They could assess the quality and hit the key stupidity of the setting for him, while google will mainly give trite book summaries.

>>55390997
>>55390890
>What is it?

Start with Twilight. Take away the super- strength, toughness, and speed. Make it so vampires are a well-known and accepted part of society. Add a shit ton of more highschool drama. Some native american religous fluff. Turn all successful artists and actors into vamps. Lastly, have a main character that is an author mouthpiece and a huge hypocritical slut.

Mix well.

>>55391068
>Is there anything in it that particularly calls out to you?

I really just wanted to see the reaction, since I was reminded this piece of shit exists. There really is nothing there you can't get in other jumps without subjecting yourself to the setting.

>>55391089
See >>55391088

>>55391041
Basically the protagonist got succubus powers and proceeded to center her life around them.

>>55391118
>a main character that is an author mouthpiece and a huge hypocritical slut
This is kind of redundant, especially with female authors.

>>55391124
>>55391103
well then

Yes I can see a lot of Jumpers wanting to cause chaos there.

>>55390997
I'd object on the basis of having standards, but we already have a Twilight jump. Among other things.

Oh well, it's been a while since my jumper went to a setting full of vampires to destroy.
Time to dust of all the blessed equipment i guess.

>>55391124
>center her life around them
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE BEING CHALLENGED BY THE STORIES AND CHARACTERS, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE READING THEM

-t Laurell K. Hamilton, probably

>>55391148
The world is neat, the series has just turned into shlickbait.

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>>55388475
I guess you could say I have odd taste...

Wasnt there a jump set in the American revolution?

>>55391148
Recipe:
One setting of fetishistic vampires and werewolves
One collection of Solar Exalted brand Holy Charms
Beat with extreme prejudice (preferably using an artifact weapon.)

>>55391204
Star Destroyer shipgirl. Interesting.

>>55391183
Wait is this the series with witches and wizards being a technically seperate race with their own powers but they can interbreed but they dont because they hate each other? One of the characters is a half demon whos power is incinerating stuff and there is a werewolf who is like the only female werewolf ever?

>>55391204
Nah, she's all kinds of fuckable

>>55391260
No, but I know what you're talking about. I think you're describing the Bitten series. I only read the first few of those, but they were okay'ish.

>>55391204
Where'd you get the ISD?

>>55391183
It's a world that gives vampires rights. RIGHTS!
You don't give things that consider you food rights.

Not only does the worldbuilding strain my SoB on account of being fucking stupid, i also hate the undead and anything that glorifies or romanticizes them as a matter of principle.
Especially anything that includes fucking them, because necrophilia is incredibly disgusting.

Okay, i'm biased. I admit it. It's one of my berserk buttons.
Everytime i hear about a series like this i want to find the author and punch the stupidity out of them.

>>55391237
Yeah, something along those lines.
Something like Lambent Bolt of Annihilation makes quick work of the undead, especially considering that they're incredibly weak by exalted standards.

Solar exalted have some really neat toys for destroying undead.

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>>55391204
I like big guns and I cannot lie...

>>55391304
At least the series makes them proper'ish undead. They have several of the traditional weaknesses and the auto-shutdown at sunrise is nice. But, yeah, I like how it worked in the legal angle of all the weird monster races and whatnot.

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>>55391304
>i also hate the undead and anything that glorifies or romanticizes them as a matter of principle.
>Especially anything that includes fucking them, because necrophilia is incredibly disgusting.
There is nothing wrong with loving sapient undead.

>>55391324
Be they figurative or literal big guns, your answer is objectively correct.

>>55391288
Women of the otherworld univers, kelly armstrong, yep thats it.

>>55391331
They're cold.

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Jump # 205 Witchblade (Which I totally missed last time and making up for it now)
Starting location: Bar (This sounds like the start of a joke, So a jumper walks in to a bar…)
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Origin: Witch
Perks:
*Masamune (100) Invincible breasts does sound like something a jumper should have
*Mother Den (0)
*Perfect Partner (300, Discount)
*Stage Two (200, Discount)
*Stabilized (200)
*Future Housewife (100)
*Battle Ready (100, Discount)

So… sometimes I don’t know what in the hell is going on. I had even taken a non-drop in background. Nothing was obvious at the start and that made me nervous. Call me paranoid but it’s kind of comforting when everything goes to hell at the start so you at least know what you’re dealing with.

I found a very nice bar with some quirky people. They were interesting I talked to the one guy about photography. I am not exactly a drinker but my companions acclimated themselves to the place as well making it a bit more lively. The residents didn’t mind.

Then the weird serial killings started. People dying in horribly impossible ways like being pulverized by what seemed like industrial tools or having their insides cooked as if someone had popped them in to a microwave.

Well while I am not happy that people were dying. At least I had some idea of what was going on.

Well I started to hunt these things. Apparently they were formerly humans turned in to cybernetic death machines. I destroyed those I found and investigated the source. It led me back to Doji Corporation. At first I was getting ready to take them down but then they approached me and explained that the X Cons were things that escaped in the giant earthquake a year ago and they got permission to turn dead people in to war machines.

It was a little awkward but they offered me a job cleaning up the problem.

(to be continued)

>>55391398
Now I have seen plenty of death but I swear the people mass producing these things were disturbed.

Somehow this led me to clash with the people from another corporation. The NSFW or Not Safe for Work Corp as I liked to call them had their Neo Gene’s (think anime clone combat Barbies) out fighting the X Coms and for some reason they fought me too. I tried to take it easy on them but they would kind of go berserk and break down. It was disturbing as hell.

Eventually some woman was found who had a Witchblade… which is strange because I thought that was an American comic thing. Anyways the woman named Masane was brought in as a coworker eventually.

I had a suspicion the Blade was bad for her so I did the heavy lifting. At first she thought I was trying to take the money for killing the X coms but I tried to give her the majority of the money but she refused. She was amazingly stubborn until I shared my suspicions from dealing with the clone blades.

I managed to bring up the fact she was a mother and that made her agree to take it easy. The head of Doji wasn’t terribly happy but he eventually accepted it.

I wound up helping the Masane in her personal life too. She needed a lot of help in the life skills department, relying on your kid for everything is wrong and it turns out she had lost her memory 6 years before so… I helped her handle her life a bit better… She needed it.

Things were going well then a bombshell dropped; apparently her kid wasn’t biologically hers. Well she was basically destroyed; I stepped in using our corporate contacts with Doji to call in an army of Lawyers… because screw that.

Bio mom it turns out also had Corporate ties with Not Safe For Work so it wound up a savage battle in the legal system. Eventually Masane relented because she thought that it was best for her daughter… It was frustrating after fighting so hard to help her but I understood her reasoning.

>>55391331
Oh, god. I remember you.

>>55391396
You can warm them up.

>>55391418
Anyways Bio mom wound up dying somehow Masane wound up getting her kid back. Unfortunately Not Safe For Work started targeting Masane. It culminated with a bunch of weapons from Doji and Clone blades after her, My companions and I had to fight beside her taking down everything that came after her. Eventually we managed to fake her death so they would leave her alone and I managed to transfer her to a new body without the witchblade.

That would have been great but the damn thing stuck to me. It hurt… It hurt a lot like needles piercing every part of my body.

I wound up never using the damn thing and made sure to leave it behind when I left because. I don’t need a weapon that’s going to eventually kill me.

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>>55391426
Yeah, so? I like zombie tits.

>>55391331
Yes there is. There is everything wrong with loving a corpse, moving or not.
At the absolute best you have a poor soul trapped in a prison of decaying flesh.
The kindest thing to do is to release it to go to its proper afterlife.
Yes, IT. It's a thing, not a person. A perversion of life and all that is good and right.

Far more likely it is a meatsuit piloted by a demon, tapping the memories of the person it killed to better fool its prey.
Or it was a disgusting abomination in life that voluntary embraced the unnatural existence of undead and has only gotten worse since.

No matter the case, purging it with holy fire is always the right decision.
Purging its cultists and slaves along with it is acceptable too, before they spread their depraved beliefs to more innocents.

>>55391502
>A perversion of life
Isn't the fact that most Jumpers are functionally immortal due to the chain a perversion of life too?
Or do you get a pass because it's you?

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>>55391249
>>55391269
IKR?

>>55391295
Plop-Able Buildings from Cities Skylines allows you to outright just buy things as long as you have folks who have the know-how or blueprints nearby, or you have the know-how yourself. I mean each ISD is over 145,670,000 Credits, which can be as much as four times that number in USD and as low as 1/3 depending on what canon you're using.

>>55391304
You know what else is good for clearing up undead and werewolves? She Who Lives in Her Name's charms. Also profitable, if you turn them into other materials with Principle-Invoking Onslaught.
I suggest gold for vampires (color of the sun) and silver for werewolves (the reason should be obvious.)

Principle-Invoking Onslaught is one of my favorite Charms simply because you can use it for almost any form of attack or vulnerability the target has.

>>55391502
Nope plenty of undead are just the person deciding death is stupid. Discworld zombies for instance are the same person as always they just die before their time to die.

>>55391502
Unlife isn't that different from life, anon, and many enter it willingly.

>>55391537
Yes. Jumpers who haven't killed themselves by jump 20 are an affront to everything that is right in the Multiverse.

>>55391537
Immortal beings get a pass as long as they're not moving corpses.

Aging is pretty well understood, even if we currently lack the means to do anything about it.
Clinical immortality is just another application of healing, either with magic or technology.

>>55391555
>and silver for werewolves
I don't actually mind werewolves or other lycanthropes. They're alive.

>>55391580
Dead is dead, and dead things aren't supposed to move. That's all there is to it.
Your undead propaganda won't sway me.

>>55391502
But jesus was undead!

>>55391623
>Dead is dead, and dead things aren't supposed to move.
You know, we're working on technology to restart brains. How does that make you feel? They were, by all accounts, dead.

>>55391502
Not him but-
>a poor soul trapped in a prison of decaying flesh
Oh, you mean like humans? Because the only thing thats stopping us from decaying and rotting is our rate of regeneration being greater than our rate of decay, your decaying RIGHT now anon, how does it feel? If this "undead" is not malnourished and packing more meat in areas most humans leave much to be desired, then they really are just as much a soul trapped in a corpse of rotting flesh as we are.

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>>55390487
If you've seen pic-related's reaction, then... you'll have a good estimate of this jumper's reaction.