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Dumb things to waste a Wish spell on.

>>55385555
I wish for more wishes

>>55385555
what is love

>>55385555
I wish for the GM to stop fucking us over

>>55385555
world peace

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>>55385555

>>55385555
>I wish that whore wasn't dead

Fuck's sake greg of all the things

>>55385555
I wish I knew what to wish for

>>55385555
I wish my breakfast this morning wasn't cold

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When necromancy goes wrong.

>>55386155
"Raise Dead" spells just cause corpses to levitate

>>55386155
Turn On Undead.

>>55386155
when you undergo ritual to become leech and spend the rest of your existence on welfare

>>55386388
>when you undergo ritual to become leech and spend the rest of your existence on welfare
Marriage?

>>55386155
>I swear officers she's at least 100 years old!

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The BBEG hires a reality TV producer and film crew.

>>55386694
The party counters with a fantasy movie

>>55386694
dungeoncrawling becomes takeshis castle

>>55385555
Making your waifu real.

>>55386694
Party is subjected to strange and crazy traps that, while not too harmful, are extremely embarrassing. BBEG and his minions provide commentary and have a face cam in the bottom right corner of the screen like those japaneese TV shows.
This is brodcasted to the entire world.

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Talent night at the tavern.

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>>55387581
>whyyoudontletwizardscastlevitate.webm

>>55387581
hold my beer...

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>>55387581
>"Now watch and be amazed as I simultaneously seduce every woman in this bar!"

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That Guy is at it again.

>>55388395
>I roll to attack
>What? It's just a kid asking for some copper
>Yeah I got an 18 pretty sure that hits, also the kid takes 34 damage because I use smite
>.............
>Well describe how he dies!

>>55388395
>I roll to seduce
>that's a fucking Treant
>19 bitch, now it's a fucking Treant!

>>55388395
>"I roll to seduce."

>>55387850
Okay, what is this from? Looks French.

>>55389346
Boku no Pico.

>>55389453
That trick is too old.
Everyone knows what Boku is famolio.

>>55389533
its wak no fu, the other anon is just beig silly

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Things you don't want to hear right before you bust in to confront the BBEG.

>>55389945
"At least let me finish first! Adventurers have no decency! You've ruined [spoilers] My souffle! [/spoilers]

>>55390003
Fug I fugged up the spoilers.

>>55389945
Guys....
Where'd the wizard go?

>>55389945
"So that's a deal then , Orcus?"

>>55387465

I'd play that.

>>55389945

"You know, this villain does have a point, just listen..."

"Wait, who has the McGuffin?"

>>55389945
Hey guys, I just learned this new spell, it's called Mordekainens Disjunction or something. Let me just try it out.

>>55385555
"I wish I knew what to decide on!"

>>55386155
"I cast false life!" -posts positive comments on facebook-

>>55386694
The adventurers are trapped in a mansion and must live with one another for three months. All activities between one another are filmed and broadcast, and the adventurers cannot leave this place. It's small enough that they can't really get away from eachother, either.

>>55387581
"Watch as I put this bag of holding into this portable hole!"

>>55388395
"My rogue says, 'Nothing in here, just some mundane loot.' and now you have to roll sense motive."

>>55389945
"Okay, I need you guys to make a few saving throws for me..."

>>55389945
"So the idiots think the treasure is actually here!"

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The bard's last words.

>>55390903
"This hole was meant for me."

>>55390903
"Is that a sphere of annihilation in your pocket or are you happ-"

>>55390903
>Tell Sandra........ Her sister was better

>>55390903
What are you gonna do, Stab me?!

>>55390903
>"I roll to seduce the dragon."

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>>55390908

>>55390903
I think they want an encore