2º round: Doubles decide the focal points of this setting. No

>>55382079
The Crab have found a crystal artifact that is very powerful against the shadowlands, who are attacking en-masse to stop them from using it.

>>55382079
Dieselpunk AI fights cloned historical generals with mechs, tanks, cloned infantry, airplanes, warships, rockets and other warmachines

The majority of all conflict is settled through competitive gardening

>>55382079
You live in a iron-age kingdom ruled by an immortal semigod. In his kingdom, most of the hard work is done by golems, while sentient people usually dedicates their life to a craft, art or field of study.

>>55382079
All conflicts are resolved via competitive funk dancing.

>>55382079
God is kind of apathetic in a universe where god being apathetic is very bad.

Aliens abducted humans for centuries and, after experimenting on them, dropped them on a earth like planet.

Primary tension and conflict of the setting is between Order vs Chaos rather than Good and Evil.

Time travel is readily available and causality is very forgiving. Big bad exploit this to no end.

Hospitality is magically binding.

The metaplot of the setting revolves around virt who was reincarnated into a fantasy world full of evil blonde people.

Otherwordly or otherdimensional aliens of postscarcity society have made the world their tropical paradise tourist resort.

>>55382079
Suddenly, in one night, all the people older than 20 years disappear

>>55382079
The spirits demand that conflicts are settled via magical basketball batches. Praise the lords of slam-jam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3fcWev0qfU

>>55382079
The natural gods of reality (entropy, time, energy etc) are locked in an eternal battle with the gestalt gods (It's the same deal as chaos with primary emotions fualing a corresponding entity) and the pinnacles (multiversal space worms that have all but mastered science and are currently learning about controlling the powers of emotion.

This thread had had a lot of cool ideas but none of them have struck. How very frustrating.

>>55382765
I vote for this one.

The previous thread didnt close yet

>>55366767

>>55382822
what a waste.

Anyway, Shrimp have gained sentience.

There's a sport played widely known as Spellball. In it, teams of 4 players try to smack or carry a ball to the other team's goal. Every player has a magical bracelet that can be set to either cast Longstrider, Jump or Grease. The spellball has an AC of 10 when on the ground, 13 when in the air and player's AC if someone's carrying it. If you hit it, instead of taking damage, it moves half damage*5 feet towards the direction in which you're hitting. Also the ball casts spells every turn, ranging from Haste, to Cure Wounds, to Thunderwave and Burning Hands. If a player drops to 0 hp they're out of the game but automatically stabilize.

>>55382847

It just means the words "The previous thread didnt close yet" are some kind of mystery insetting?

>>55382079
For the last hundred years world has been slowly devoured by entropy in a form of black matter that originates from randomly appearing sources. Entropy surrounds all of the known world and will most likely devour it in a span of several centuries.

>>55382079
Those conflicts are also solved playing magical baseball.

>>55382765
>>55382817
I also like it.
>>55383046
>"The previous thread didnt close yet"

>The natural gods refer to the prior cycles of the universe's creation, death and recreation as the "threads of memory" however a recent play by the pinicles gone horribly right has resulted in the last very nearly concluded universe to be put on secretive life support while the natural gods create the next. The pinicles then connect the two with cosmic portals and the new universe is flooded with folks escaping from their old dead universe.

>cue setting.

>>55382079
World is a virtual reality build by people to preserve their legacy. Reality has near infinite number of domains, each with its own distinct view and rules.

>>55383133
Dammit, I didn't get it with my Spellball but you got it with magical baseball. Nice.

Pyramids on the moon.

>>55383133
Magical baseball wins

>>55383199
>>55383133
Said pyramids on the moon are the ultimate magical baseball courts.

>>55383222
Trips approve this combination, I suppose?

>>55383233
Your dubs confirm it.

>All of those dubs/trips in rapid cussesion
Witnessed.

>>55383222
How about baseball games being interplanetary, with moon pyramids as tools for playing it?

Pyramids is a place where gods can interact with mortals more than in other places of the world Making the games played over there filled with even more magick and looking very astonishing.
These games are famous to bring thousands of viewers from all worlds.

>>55383288
>>55383222
>>55383199
>>55383133
>it's officially become the baseball setting
Incredible.


There are whispers of a dark god waiting in the depths of the earth, known as Foobaw.

After a US drone that was in space for some reason found the pyramids that appeard on the moon, an expedtionary force was sent to search the pyramids as this could change everything we know about human origin
What they found there shocked the world

Magical Baseball Merchandise is most sought after treasure of this setting.

Magic baseball games are used to decide the fate of the world below.

Because of magic baseball, clubs are extremely rare in the world, but every club you'd find has some awesome enchantment on it.

Scores from those games predict future with 100% accuracy. There is also a legend that a certain scores will start the end of the world.

High above the center of every baseball court is a magic, floating diamond that fuels the magic used on the battlefield. The most extravagant courts have the largest diamonds and therefore more magic to be utilized.

>>55382079
There's a race of sapient pigs. They can't play magical spacebaseball, however, die to not having thumbs.

>>55383382
I'm voting for this one with the addendum that instead of not having thumbs, instead anon's typo makes it so that they die if their thumbs are cut off.

There's a massive baseball tournament every 10 years and the winning team ascend to godhood.

>>55383288
They say the gods bestow a special boon on any who play a perfect game in these magic games.

Games originate from ancient myth about gods banishing destroyer of the worlds to the void outside of universe by hitting homerun with him. In modern games ball symbolizes this ancient evil and players represent gods.

>>55382079
Most kings, queens, and other rulers are former professional baseball players.

The hordes of FutBol seek to destroy everything Baseball stands for.

>>55383222
The moon is also the native home of a race of cockroach-men who have been forced to live underground. They are constantly planning to disrupt the next baseball match.

Despite being baseball player not necessary play it with bats.
There are many other weapons and tools that can be used for playing.

>>55383444
Checks out.

Only once was a professional basketball player made king, and he was quickly deposed.

>>55382079
Umpires are basically the settings Paladins.

In higher-end games, baseballs move at speeds great enough to kill a person, necessitating non-astral players wear specialized armor.

The Gods also coach baseball teams of their faithful

>>55383444
Because the games are test of power. Only the strong survive. Such is the test of character that criminals and slaves can opt to work their way from the crystal moon pits into the outfield. Should they survive the magical onslaught of the game, they maybe be recruited by the great teams and earn their right to be a citizen. Such individuals may even ride to power like the Pauper King Drethi

The world once had two moons, one fit for baseball, one flourishing with civilization. But Lentri, once the greatest baseball champion of all time, accidentally batted her ball at the other moon, causing it to be destroyed.

Scoring a home-run on the moon causes a new star to appear and be named after the player who batted it.

>>55383288
Beneath the pyramid lies the sealed tomb of a great destroyer. The energy from the games maintains the seal on it, preventing it from running free to destroy the world.

>>55383499
Witnessed. Gods confirmed for coaching their own teams.

The Pyramids are built in such a way that they generate such immense Baseball energy that both victories and losses at their summit cause great change to the universe at large.

As such, while grand spectacles, these games are rather rare.

When an important baseball game takes place, the tops of the pyramids are used like magical projectors that project the game onto the sky so everyone in the world can see it.

>>55382079
There is an all-male race of catboys.

>>55383622
They were created when a baseball with a little cat face on it took part in a homerun at the top of the Pyramids.

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>>55383622
*tips tophat*
Nyan, I guess.

>>55383622
they were destroyed long ago by a major catastrophe. So long ago that no records remain and no one remembers them.

>>55383622
They are only seen in fantasy books sand don't actually exist for real.

>>55383622
They haven't and won't be destroyed, because gods have blessed them with baseball magic.

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>>55383655
Are you protected by the gods IRL or something?

>>55383655
But it's an evil god, so they were captured and imprisoned beneath the pyramids long ago. The only ones unsealed are magically bound to work the concession stands at the pyramid games.

>>55383655
Due to the blessing though, they have an unfair advantage so they're banned from baseball games, but they're allowed to be mascots, cheerleaders and food vendors.

>>55383600
These projections are so bright that they hide constellations in the sky and are visible during the day.

Baseballs are made out of cat people.

>>55383622
And they kiss each other all the time. Most of the time on their tiny cat mouths, but sometimes on their tiny cat butts.

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>Fun and lighthearted baseball setting thread is taken over by a war between Pro-catboys and Anti-Catboys
Well, it was fun while it was lasted.

>>55383714
No lewds with my catboys please. I didn't intend it with my zombie catgirls either.

>>55383699
WITNESS!

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>>55383699
There are no rules prohibiting dogs from playing baseball, however.

>>55383699
They're working to destroy their god to lose the blessing so they can play again.

Unaware that the god saw this coming, and killing him would wipe out their race.

"Calling" your hit is akin to the most grievous of hubris, but it can also appease your own God at the risk of incurring the wrath of the rival coach.

The first man to steal a base from the Gods was chained to a backstop until rescued by the "anthem" of the greatest female singer among mortals.

The game is still kinda boring if youre not at the stadium.

There's a race of ooze-like creatures who feed on viruses, bacteria and diseases, but they're very rare and only appear during outbreaks of plagues or other extreme diseases.

>>55383699
There is a separate unofficial catboy league of magic baseball.

>>55383799
It's really a trap and will rocket their entire species billions of miles away in space with literally no way back so they aren't part of the setting anymore.

Every now and then baseball players are possessed with a strong urge to win a game for, as they say, "my young nephew RÓSÉL," transforming into demonic aspect until they get what they want.

>>55383799
It's also really unpopular, so no one actually watches it.

>>55383199
>>55383222
There used to be twelve of these pyramid-courts, but one of them was shattered when the greatest magical spacebaseball player to have ever lived revealed his secret Hypergalactic Supersonic Paradox technique.

>>55383823
> when the greatest magical spacebaseball player to have ever lived revealed his secret Hypergalactic Supersonic Paradox catboy magic spell. This was the reason to ban all catboys from baseball.

>>55383799
And it's way better than the regular league, due in part to the catboys being naturally far better players, and because they play naked and oiled up.

>>55383849
Please stop

The catboy race is heading towards extinction because they're only males and can't reproduce with any other race that exists.

>>55383622
They are the result of a cruel prank by the King of the Moon who also happens to be a millenial old wizard.

>>55383799
It takes place in a new pyramid billions of miles away, so they don't interact with the rest of the setting inn any way, shape, or form, and are incapable of getting top the main setting by any means.

>>55383849
I told you, no lewds with my catboys. They breed by magic. They pop out from magically enchanted baseballs. and are not interested in lewd things.

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>>55383866
my proudest witness

>>55383849
rerolling

>>55383882
>They pop out from magically enchanted baseballs
Nah, they pop out of butts.

>>55383888
I'm co-opting this anon's trips to make it so that the depicted Water Man will eventually rise from his slumber and destroy the catboys' god once and for all.

>>55383899
Oh, so the catboys are literally shit

>>55383899
Shame we have a dubs and trips contradicting that.

>>55383849
Come on, rolling this again

>>55383849
Rerolling

>>55383923
Read the OP, faggot.

All catboys know that eventually Water Man will rise from his gravesleep and destroy the one that protects them, and this leaves them a very somber and despairing species, making them horrible at being cheerleaders.

>>55383849
Rerolling

>>55383937
>>55383923
>>55383890
>No re-rolling.
Look at these fags.

Don't forget the mysterious crystal moon men said to have built the pyramids.

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>>55383944
>Their rerolls fail to break dubs
>Post making fun of their rerolls gets dubs

>>55383944
Dubs confirm catboy anon is a fag.

>>55383955
And you got dubs too good sir. Catboys get out ree.

>>55383959
Dubs only confirm that catboy anon succeeded to put catboys in the setting. Then some actual fag was trying to fetishize them as hard as he could and managed to make them come out of a butt.

Everyone comes out of a butt.

>>55383288
The gods are in fact powerful wizards from another planet. They don't feel like it would be worth the hassle to correct the mistake.

There is an all-female race of buttgirls.

>>55383998
> 998
so close.

The greatest baseball player to have ever graced the courts on the moon with his presence lived over a thousand years ago and was killed when a baseball he had shot into orbit years before finally hit him in the head.

There's a bunch of lesser gods that keep trying to magical realm the setting with stupid ideas. All the other gods hate them.

Upon their tenth home run, the players take the first letter of their old name, move it back six places in the alphabet, and then take a new name starting with the new letter.
Mike->Giancarlo

>>55383955
>>55383944
Water Man needs your energy to finally destroy the catboys! Keep getting non-cat related dubs!

>>55383899
There is a town called Butts in the country of Naughtinghupshire. That's where catboys originate.

>>55384039
>>55383655
> They haven't and won't be destroyed.

>>55384067
Water Man will destroy their god, revoking their protection. Fact.

>>55384067
If not destroyed, Water Man can at least banish them to the plane of irrelevance from which there is neither escape nor relevance.

Shriveled dicks and saggy tits are seen as signs of blessings of the gods.

If the catboys win a match at the top of the moon pyramid, they might be able to open up a portal to the other thread's setting:

>>55366767

and mate with the all-female race of catgirls.

Their worlds will also merge in one; where they will live in peace.

Sometime in the far, or possibly near, future, all the oceans will rise high, or possibly not so much, and swallow the land.

Everyone agrees that the world has gone to shit ever since some god made all-male catboys and tried to poorly hide that it's absolutely his fetish fuel.

>>55384141
Look, if it's your fetish, it doesn't mean that it's a fetish by default. Catboys live on.

>>55382079
The gods abandoned this world years ago and decided to something else with their time. Possibly knitting or something to do with the color purple.

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>>55384177
Nyan, I guess.

>>55382079
There's a race of sapient baseballs.

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Instead of regular baseball, it's Finnish baseball.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pes%C3%A4pallo

>>55383622
They're extremely lewd all the time.

There are plants like venus fly traps that eat round objects and spit them out, which are used to train baseball.

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>>55384231
Never.

Catboys make good detectives.

Conflicts are dealt with ninjas because otherwise teams would get banned.

>>55382079
The world is full of mutants. Most of them are really kind and just want friends, however.

>>55384214
There's a species of non-sapient baseballs. The size of basketball.

>>55382079
Conflicts are mainly dealt using space pirates on space caravellas. Sometimes riding ninjas. Catboy ninjas.

>>55382079
Things don't explode in setting, they assplode.

Instead of crowns, kings wear baseball hats.

>>55384677
Naturally, they can be just as ornate as genuine crowns.

The main deity of the setting is George Constanza with his mythical baseball bat.

>>55384700
During times of war they wear it backwards

>>55384728
Sidewards

>>55384754
inside out, rally style

>>55384754
Inside out with the ornate jewels poking into their skulls.

>>55382079
The catboys are not allowed to play baseball for religious reasons.

Along with baseball, there's also trading cards of baseball players in circulation.

Ropes used to hang people sometimes become sentient.

>>55382079
After a mishap with a time god, the catboys were retroactively wiped Grimm existence and are incapable of being brought back by any means.

>>55383849
Love the idea. Rerolling it for you friend.

I fucking hate all you fags
The god YAHWEH decided that catboys are gay and went back in time to slaughter all the pro catboy gods
He succeeds and catboys are erased from the universe

>>55382079
duels are settled by multiball

The gum included in packs of baseball cards is a mild aphrodisiac to the catboys, this is by design.

>>55384700
The caps of some emperors have golden cat ears.

From far across the seas, a race of sentient dogpeople has come with a singular purpose: to kill off every single catboy that plagues this world.

>>55385261
after a boating accident, the entire catboy race fell into the sea and froze into a big ice block.

No one has or will ever find them.

Guns exist and are fairly common, but ammo for them is very rare.

>>55384677
>>55384700
The revolutionary King Leopold III of the Hot Corner, sometimes known as the Commoner's King, showed his solidarity with the working class by removing the holographic sticker from the brim of his hat (thus rendering it impossible to verify its authentic make thereafter).

>>55385391
Guns exist and are very common, but they shoot green plasma.

>>55385391
Guns exist and are very common, but all trigger mechanisms are complex rube goldberg devices which require minutes to actually fire.

>>55384677
Kings grant their bastard sons snapback caps as a sign of both their royal lineage, but also their illegitimacy.

Soccer is the sport of choice for the armies of the revolution.

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The cat boys exist solely to do all the non-playing related things. Keeping stats, food vending, water boy and other things.

If they attempt anything lewd they burst into flames and die horrifically.

Instead of armor, all the soldiers of a kingdom wear magically enhanced baseball jerseys.

Guns exist and are very common, but nobody has ever thought to use one as a weapon. They are only used for celebratory purposes after baseball games.

See the OP:

>>55382079
>No re-rolling.


Your catboy hateboner is showing.

Baseball bats are a ritual item, like katana in Japan. So are golf clubs too.

>>55385688
All baseball games end with a shootout in which miraculously nobody ever gets hurt.

>>55384728
>>55384754
Only one option remains:
Upward brim, towards the sky!

The story so far (with rerolls and items which contradict prior established facts removed):

>>55383133
>>55383199
>>55383222
>>55383288
>>55383444
>>55383499
>>55383600
>>55383622
>>55383655
>>55383699
>>55383799
>>55383866
>>55384677
>>55384700
>>55385688

Catboys, due to their unnatural origin, are forbidden from wearing baseball hats and jerseys. The penalty for this crime is being stoned to death with baseballs.

>>55385768
during times of war, they wear the tougher catcher mask helmets.

The subterranian Football Dwarves have embarked on the "Long Drive." Their endzone: the surface.

>>55385802
This man is blessed.

Corking your bat is a capital offense.

>>55382079
There's a race of noble corgi warriors.

Once every seventh year, there's a great eclipse. It marks the time of the greatest baseball tournament in the world.

Instead of having North, South, East and West you refer to directions at Home for North, First for East, Second for South and Third for West.

The annual baseball tournament known as the Series of the World is a great spectacle watched by all good and fair peoples of the realm... and the losing team is thrown into a volcano.

The Proto-Pope sits in a palace shaped like a giant baseball glove and dictates the rules of the game.

The newtpeople are coming.

>>55385825
Catboys are a servile race, who are basically furry automatons. They have no sexual organs to speak of, and after a few incidents, now have their anuses lined with razor sharp needles.

Hotdogs are always topped with mustard and only mustard.

>>55385934
Making Abbott and Costello jokes are considered an act of treason and heresy.

Boulders have faces that can move, but not talk. When they smile at you, it is believed to grant you good luck for your next five at bats.

>>55385688
Fireworks, on the other hand, are the tools of war and are only used for celebration in the "uncultured" parts of the world.

Floor length capes are becoming very fashionable as baseball attire.

>>55385802
The legendary bat, Excalibat is enshrined in the First Stadium, a holy ground many make the trip to at least once in their lives.

Sports that AREN'T magical baseball and their fans are viewed as cults and cultists of varying levels of quirkiness and heresy.

One every 100 years there's a Good vs Evil Gods baseball game on a cosmic level, where they play using the moon as the ball. The outcome determines if good or evil gods get a stronger influence on baseball.

>>55386144
Of the cults, football and soccer are the two biggest, but spend too much tone fighting each other, mostly over the name to be a genuine threat to baseball.

>>55386177
This is a time of great change and upheaval.

>>55386177
If evil gods win, they are going to allow catboys on the field and enslave them all to create teams of unbeatable blessed cheaters. If the good gods win, they are going to make all catboys their angels to inspire teams as immortal mascots. This is not the only change they're going to make, of course.

Skyscrapers are shaped like baseball bats.

>>55386522
regardless of who wins, the catboys feel horrible agonizing pain for the 80 years it takes for the change to happen. They're inane to stop much as stand until it finishes.

>>55386689
I think it stands to reason that if evil wins they are gonna continue to win since they have unbeatable catboy teams fighting for them. That is, unless some quirky 90's sports movie shit happens.

>>55386735
Except they can't, since catboys can't play as per previous dubs.

>>55386763
Did you not read previous posts, punk?

Pterodactyl!

>>55386825
So I get to ignore them being unkillable then.

In which case they all die in a horrible fire and it took weeks for them to burn to death.

>>55386763
They can't play because they're banned from the field. And they have their own unofficial league.

So, what are other plans of good and evil gods for the universe...
Evil gods are planning to create a team of tentacle monsters who will be able to wield eight baseball bats at once. They have prototypes on Phobos.

>>55386844
No, fuck you. They live on.

>>55386878
You tried

When a homerun is scored on the moon and the ball falls down to the earth, it hits with a force equivalent to a meteor, but it becomes hardened by its journey and can be forged into a great legendary weapon.

>>55386933
Well, that >>55386844 doesn't count because it was a reroll of >>55383813
>>55383866
>>55383778
>>55383709
>>55383680
>>55383654
>>55383642
and possibly the lewd anon. Also, directly contradicts this: >>55383655

>>55386844
Ok, now that that's out of the way, can we get back to the setting instead of catboy shitposting?

Making any changes to the baseball's design is heresy of the highest order.

>>55387011
Also, dubs.

>>55387011
Severely stretching the defining of a reroll.

Also, it contradicting doesn't matter as per previous dubs.

>>55387011
Do you know what a reroll is anon?

>>55387011
Well they're still heading to extinction so that's alright.

>>55387015
You're calling creating a setting "shitposting"? Catboys already occupy such a major role in the setting that they cannot be just undone. Suck it up and go on.

Basketball is a tool of devil himself.

>>55387011
>dubs wasted on this whining

Due to the passive baseball energy that surrounds the world, hitting someone with a club or a bat hard enough send them flying back like 10 feet.

>>55387100
I know what a reroll is. He tried to undo the race. He failed. He tried again. He failed again. Done, I said.

>>55387121
Well, they did until they all burned to death, so it's irrelevant now.

>>55387150
Your opinion is noted.

>>55387128
Catboys live on. That was the dubs.

Also, hockey can create frost magic.

>>55387121
>occupy a major role
They're literally shit-tier fetish fuel and occupy no major role whatsoever. So yeah. They're basically nothing.

>>55387150
Considering at least I succeeded with my extinction roll, maybe you should suck it up. None of those other rolls were me, either. People hate shitty fetish fuel that much.

>>55387189
Last Dubs involving catboys has them burning to death.

>>55387153
see >>55387011

>>55387015
Eat a duck, if anything the catboys improved it. If anything the baseball part is shitposting.

>>55387212
Well, since he had dubs, burning catboys are back to canon.

>>55387211
See >>55387011

>>55387191
You are worse than shit tier. Prove me wrong. The setting itself is worse than you tier. Prove me wrong.

>>55387191
If people hate shitty fetish fuel, they perhaps should see the reason of it. Their own fetishes. Their own dirty desires they project on others.

The catboy retardation is really off the charts here.

There are four ziggurats in this world, in a diamond pattern. Worshippers of baseball frequently make a pilgrimage between them to bless their favoured team.

>>55387267
Ok, baseball is no longer a thing in this setting then ou'd your going to be a birch about it.

>>55387316
And since your apparently ok with infinite rerolls, in rolling until thugs ou'd canon.

>>55387191
Also, per >>55386522 , catboys won't go extinct. They will either become the devils, or the angels of the setting.

>>55387338
And another reroll

>>55387358
And another

>>55387358
>>55387316
>>55387338
>>55387376

This faggot is proving he's re-rolling.

>>55387348
I mean that contradicts the dubs that prove that they will go extinct and therefore doesn't count. Unless contradictions overwrite earlier rolls. In which case people already rolled that they're getting destroyed.

>>55387376
And another

>>55387308
There is only one such ziggurath, one of the world's religions has piligrimage to it. Some have poligrimages to femous stadiums in their countries, Stadiums are basically churches in this world.

>>55387393
It says "heading towards extinction", not "totally extinct".

>>55387398
And another

>>55387393
Rerolls are apparently ok now thanks to whiners ruining another setting thread.

>>55387440
No shit. They're not extinct. They're on their way there.

>>55387460
>bunch of people agree that catboys should fuck off
must be rerolling even if they all had different ideas.
>whiners ruining another setting thread
that's not how you spell furfags silly.

>>55386844
Evil planning to change the rules of the game to allow catboys to participate in the regular league and enslaving them does not contradict them currently being banned from participating, anon.

>>55387460
rerolling again

>>55387518
Ann's again

>>55387540
Another one

>>55383899
>>55383866
Catboys do pop out of butts, but advancement in the rectal medicine field has resulted in far fewer being born in recent decades.

>>55387577
And since it's a re-roll it doesn't count. Good job.

>>55387577
There we go, baseball written out of canon. And people whining about catboys have no one to blame Bhutto themselves.

>>55387492
Gods will prevent them from extinction. That's predetermined.

>>55387492
You really should stop overreacting. Like the other anon should stop hating, and the third anon... has already stopped turning catboys into a fetish fantasy.

>>55387518
No rerolling!

All superheroes are wearing purple. All supervillains - red.

>>55387618
Only one catboy will remain. The others will vanish year by year. No one knows to where or why.

Baseball can be also used as a gladiatorial sport where criminals play. If you're out or you lose, you die. Winning team goes free.

There's a distant land where people eat farts.

>>55387618
>trying to preserve a critical aspect of the setting
>hating

If you catch a baseball during the game, you're allowed to get onto the field and join one of the teams of your choice. That's an ancient rule that nothing can overwrite.

The baseball hall of fame is basically Mecca of the setting.

There's a plant that grows fruit that look just like baseballs. It's a perfectly legal move to use that fruit instead of the actual ball, if you can smuggle it onto the field.

>>55387744
baseball doesn't exist in the setting anymore. Overruled.

>>55387744
There's also a rule that if you pray to baseball gods you have to face towards the hall of fame.

>>55387761
Nothing you've written in this thread is valid, anon.

>>55387750
There exist brown petal flowers. They say if you find one shaped like a baseball glove, good fortune will come to you and your team.

>>55387782
blame catboy hating whiners for making me write baseball out of canon.

>>55387802
There are trees that grow in the shape of baseball bats. If you can lift it up, you can bring such a tree-sized bat onto the field and try playing with it. But if you injure anyone you're out.

>>55387823
*trying to write baseball out of canon, and since it was a reroll it didn't work.

>>55387744
Instead of the Kaaba stone there's a giant baseball.

>>55387853
Your tears are appreciated, but pointless. Baseball was written out, end of story.

>>55382079
There's a race of baseball playing bats, called baseball bats.

>>55387885
No, sorry.

>>55387744
The famous players became kings as queens and heroes. The REALLY famous players have become saints and are enshrined in the Hall of Fame and elsewhere.

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>>55387885
No. Baseball remains. Catboys remain too. Rerolls are invalid.

>>55387885
>op says no re-rolling
>re-rolls
>it was written out, end of story!

Your tears are quite appreciated too. You tried so hard, and keep yourself in denial.

>>55387910
there's a race of dwarf-like beings that live in caves and manufacture sporting goods called the Batmen

Space serpents have dreadlocks.

The second most popular sport of the setting is pillow fights.

>>55387952
It's sumo. The sport is heavily dominated by mushroom people.

OK, there are food wizards.

>>55387973
Actually the second most popular sport is lifesized chess.

Third is scrabble

>>55388002
Nah, the second most popular sport is toss-the-dwarf.

>>55387919
catboys yes

Baseball no

>>55388017
The second most popular sport is speedsmithing

>>55388026
Actually it is foot rubbing.

>>55388037
Actually it's volleyball

>>55388049
More like bowling

>>55388049
Really though, it's agility dog racing.

>>55388061
I think you mean pinball

>>55388068
It's Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike.

>>55388076
Real-life minesweeper

>>55388076
There are no sports besides baseball.

>>55388083
Pole dancing.

>>55388093
You mean besides skeeball

>>55388093
There's Starcraft 2 though, played with magic.

>>55388119
You mean bobsleigh racism.

>>55388128
And by that you mean loli groping.

>>55386522
>>55386844
The extinction of the catboys was unforeseen by the augers of both the good and evil gods, indicating the existence of a previously unknown, mysterious third party with god-tier powers.

>>55388119
There's a big dungeon speedrunning scene.

At the end of the day Main and the most powerful God was angered that universe gave birth to something so degenerative like catboys (It thought it belonged to some other universe) so it erased the whole universe.

>>55388144
Witnessed!

>>55388144
of all the 'sports'

>>55388144
Loli groping got the dubs

Fuck

>>55388144
Maybe there's a loli baseball scene

>>55388144
While magical loli groping is a sport practiced by all in the world, second only to baseball in popularity, the gropers of Kor-Jan province are of far greater skill than any others in the world.

>>55388199
No one's really sure though.

>>55388199
Unlike catboys there is nothing that disqualifies loli from playing in the official leagues

>>55388249
Mysterious shady league...

Run by Haruharu Haruko herself.

>>55388263
Might be at a slight height disadvantage, but wins popular vote of loli fans.

Butt is the slang name for a place in Siberia. Catboys meow in Russian.

This thread turned to shit

Furries shoulg go to /trash/

Lolicons shod go to jail.

>>55388144
Loli groping is banned in all countries and no one ever talks about it did it basically doesn't exist.

>>55388304
Agreed. That is how it is in the world. Catboys get thrown away and lolicons jailed.

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>>55388300
Mяy, I guess.

Roving baseball loners get into magical baseball duels where they attempt to hit eachother with a magic baseball. Also cops are called umpires.

it is considered racist towards humans if you have 3 fingers and a thumb on your left hand

>>55388304
Sounds about right. Anyone c caught loli groping is burnt at the stake.

There's a race of talking ponies.

>>55388144
The lolis with the largest rear ends are the most coveted for the groping teams.

>>55388144
To avoid mentally traumatizing real lolis, they use robots in games instead.

>>55388144
Nope, this isn't a thing.

>>55388432
nope, they're all real. And cute.

>>55388144
The sport existed for 2 seconds before it got wiped from existence by everyone.

Snekpus is the most coveted pus.

>>55388199
Hurahura Harakura is famous for being both a champion baseball player and a master loli grouper.

>>55388144
No, denied

>>55388522
Fucking yes!

Pterodactylus-like creatures known as Night-Terrors sometime steal children.

>>55388522
He's also the youngest loli groper. 99% of players are fat, hairy, old people.

>>55388586
Actually most players are young and fit. Overweight old dudes tend to die of heart attacks.

Lolis are not only masterful baseball players, but also the main form of currency.

>>55388522
They call him Pervert Balls.

Moving along, furfags can stay in this thread though.

>>55388982
>>55388982
>>55388982