If the Emprah can make himself appear as whatever he wants, why

>>55379633
Because the Emperor is not a bitch.

y

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>>55379775
FOR THE GLORY OF SLANEESH OF COURSE!!!

>>55379633

Because he's half dead.

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>>55379633

>>55379633
Because he's not gay.

>>55379844
butt y

>>55379861

Emperor of Mankind, more like T-Rex Hands of Mankind

>>55379900
If it ain't leg day, it ain't worth it.

>>55379633
He was born a dude, and lacks major mental issues

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>>55379882
4 the fugs.
Can't spell heresy without her.

>>55379633
I'd hit it.

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>>55379844
>FOR THE GLORY OF SLANEESH OF COURSE!!!
YES!!!

>>55379633
Because then GW would have to make plastic sisters, and he can't allow that.

>>55379970
>lacks major mental issues
You mean besides his crippling autism?

>>55380557
It's not his fault that the space marine labatory has a "NO GIRLZ ALLOWED" sign.

cause is he was a girl, he'd be the Empress of mankind, and he'd prob have to go to the space-D.M.V. to get his license changed or something.

>>55380601
Well, true. No one has time for that shit.

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>>55379633
pic related

>>55380194
You don't often see a slave owner who's more naked than their slave.

>>55379633
Because male leaders are more inspiring than female leaders.

>>55380868
Leia / Jabba the Hutt.

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>>55380868
>You don't often see a slave owner who's more naked than their slave.
Well it's role-play...
The nakedness comes later!

>>55380912
That's awfully sexist, isn't it? You should consider reasessing your views.

>>55379633

Easier to create a powerful figure to rule over humanity with a beneficial hand but also iron fist, if you are a giant manly man of glorious glory.

Also, he probably gay.

>>55381005
You should consider getting your head out of your own ass

The Emperor isn't secure enough in his masculinity to appear as a woman. Subconsciously he's terrified that he might actually like it.

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>>55379633

-4S

>>55380868
In the realm of slaanesh wearing clothes is just another fetish

I`ll bite.
Female form holds no advantage in combat
He is so sexy that even straightes Iron Hands have boner for him, so why bother?
Girls only sound better when you fistfuck them and I doubt big E like to have other mans arm in his anus.
Get fucked you genderbender weebo faget.

>>55379633
He's already half way there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBz0BTb83H8

>>55379633
He no want

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>>55379633
Remember Kids, all ways jerk off before you post, or you'll end up like OP here and make a complete faggot of yourself.

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>>55382278
GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO REASSESS YOUR VIEWS FOR YOU!

>>55380580

Not even that.

>has 30,000 years of life to learn about human nature
>doesn't

>>55379633
Because nobody would obey a girl

>>55385099
fuck off NiceDeamonette

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>>55385154
>Because nobody would obey a girl

>>55385154

Tell that to Germany.

>>55385154

>what is Thatcherism

You Bongs must enjoy lying about your past.

>>55379633
If Emperor was a woman, would we have matriarchs instead of patriarchs?
Would patriarchs with mommy issues be even worse than patriarchs with daddy issues we have?
Would Sisters of Battle be replaced with Brothers of Battle, an order of virgins in habits with eternally unfulfilled crush on the Empress?

>>55388075
Well Japan and german are pussywuss so no surprise it work in KLK

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>>55388547
AHEM

is this the future you want?

>>55388797
>filename
but they are not wearing hijabs

>>55380194
Go away ND.

>>55379633
The only reason he would probably want to is if he wanted to catch someone off guard and if he wanted to catch someone off guard he would approach them as a cat or something weird.

>>55388797

You don't comprehend how badly neo-nazis like asian women. You'd do better with any other race, even white chicks.

>>55379861
Awesome

>>55381005
I'm sorry that you think reality is sexist.

But its reality, you need to learn to accept it.

>>55379633

Keep talking....go on...

>>55379744
fpbp

>>55383523
Totally underrated post except how the poster likes ass fisting her girlfriend

>>55384740
Jerking off before tabletop or cards is older than you think. Unless your one of those losers who tries to date and fuck other players. Not the spirit of the table, one bit. Shiela - we don't care how hard your nipples are... Tonya, pls close legs thanks....

You could also be a post-game wanker or bean flickr, but I find that gross for some reason. Just go look at porn and don't degrade your girlfriends.

>>55385154
>Off with her head!

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>>55379633
As Emperor he was inundated in mass adulation. But he also constantly had trouble with people going too far and worshiping him as a god, what with his glowing golden aura, manly physique and incredible powers and charisma. Now imagine him as an ultra hot woman:

>triggering mass spontaneous orgasms the moment she walks into a room
>Mother Goddess/Love Goddess cults springing up all over like mushrooms
>Every horny het male over the age of 12 sending her dick pics
>Getting hit on 24/7 by Slaneesh

Yeah how about no.

Because he was far too busy to bother appealing to your fetishes, anon.

>>55379633
Because waifufags are heretics of worst kind.

>>55379861
>her cosplay actually covers up her giant tiddies instead of attentionwhoring.

Props for that, plus that costume looks like a total bitch to wear.

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>>55379633
Fuck off, Slaanesh!

>>55398013
Looks like everyone's enjoying themselves in that pic

>>55398029
No, demonettes are enjoying, harlequins are having fun.

>>55379633
>implying he couldn't just make an empress with some golden age tech asspull.

Cawl could do it, and then the emperor and empress could go make demigod babbies and revive the Golden Men.

>>55398029
Oh, I see a man at the back as a matter of fact
His eyes are as red as the sun
And the girl in the corner let no one ignore her
Cause she thinks she's the passionate one

>>55379633

... goddammit, I irrationally really like that pic. I wish it was wallpaper sized.

>>55394557
>Getting hit on 24/7 by Slaneesh

Is the implication here supposed to be that this doesn't happen because the Emperor is a man? Because that would not be very Slaanesh of Slaanesh if that were the case.

>>55385099

This is my fetish.

>>55379633
Because he tried being a woman several times over the millennia to give it a shot and it just was not him.

Also humanity regressed into primitive barbarism both technologically and socially. As such he figured that sticking with a male form would be better for pacifying a bunch of retrograde patriarchal jerks so he could remake them into something better.

Womens orgasm are many times more intensive then mens. So he probably went female for whenever he wanted to fug

Girls are yucky

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>>55379633

Because the emperor is a man, and he knows who the empress is
and he blames himself everyday for not saving her

>>55380601
>>55380693
The lines spans for generations.
There was one guy who finally got this great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfathers license. But found out there was an error so he had to go back again.

>>55379633
>that picture
What a magnificent opportunity for skull boob plate, wasted.

>>55399853
It could have had the skulls of the 2nd and the 11th.

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>>55398013
>>55398029
not sure if I agree

>>55379633
Isn't his form changing pysker thing actually based on the person seeing his form rather then what he makes it to be? To some people he may appear female.