I have a sudden urge to play an evil bard /tg/. Some one talk

>>55368927
do whatever you want

>>55368927
You do realize the candy store is metaphorical, right?

>>55368927
I mean playing a slightly bitchy hedonistic Bard who nonetheless works with the party to support their lifestyle sounds pretty solid as a concept. Just because you're evil doesn't mean you have to go full moustache-twirling villain.

>>55368927
>Some one talk me out of it
no

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>>55368927
You better do it

>>55368927
I don't really care. Do what you want.

Also
>alignment
ugh

Play a Pimp Bard Lawyer.

>>55368927
FUCK NO I'M NOT GOING TO TALK YOU OUT OF IT.

SING.

SING ABOUT HOW EVIL YOU ARE.

>sorry guys, I HAVE to be rude and uncooperative IRL because that's just how my character would act??

>>55368958
It's a bitchin' metaphor, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVyq2v8EV5A

>>55369154
Nobody said that

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>>55368927
Do it, anon. Bards make the best villains

>>55369201
it can reasonably be inferred what type of player OP is based on his choice of images, his inclination toward "evil", and the telltale "someone talk me out of it"

>>55369154
Evil doesn't mean rude and uncooperative, dumbass. You can be a nice guy that does evil things. People do it in real life all the time.

>>55369228
>"I can psychoanalyze a stranger based off 24 words and a picture; it's definitely not projection"

>>55369207
Hitler had nothing to do with music.

>>55369237
It's still a big red flag, the cornerstone of every "That Guy" story.

>>55369257
24 words and a picture, in addition to years of observing 4chan posts and playing RPGs and making obvious connections

>>55369263
Artists can be bards, IMO

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>not playing a dirgesinger who hangs out around graveyards at night reading edgar allan poe and always complains to the party about how his life is such a dark abyss

>>55369302
>I can tell from some of the pixels
You're a meme.

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>>55369271
>Evil = That Guy

How have you not seen any of the billions of lawful stupid or chaotic randumb threads we've had?

>>55369330
>>55369337
You're just being naive.

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>>55369175
I'm super hard after hearing that and I don't understand why

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>>55369362
Keep backpedling, anon.

>>55369488
Because yuri

>>55369271

The Paladin in my party is more evil than my actually evil aligned characters. Using bioweapons against orcs, holy fuck.

>>55369491
>posting random innaccurate buzzwords
>while posting a "losing argument" image
How ironic and revealing.

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Do it babe

>>55369558
Would have been a better response if you hadn't greentexted. You know, like the pic said you would.

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>>55369601
lol ok, fine, If you reply to this post in any form whatsoever you admit you are petty, good luck.
Bonus hilarious picture of you "losing an argument"

>>55369651
>cool face

What year is it

>>55368927
>>55369175
What is this, by the way?

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>>55369510
>implying it's not because of a crippling domination fetish

I want a girl in a schoolgirl outfit to call me a disgusting pig while she grinds on my bound body and spits on my face.

>>55369696
It's a musical based on a shitty 80's bitch teen movie.

The musical was better, and tumblrinas have taken a liking to creating animatics for various popular musicals.

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>>55369805
You're projecting that onto an all-female group, though

>>55369834
If they all got into it that's even better.

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>playing with alignments and classes

>>55369954
Does PF count as D&D?

>>55370007
Yes, and so does starfinder.

>>55368927
Bards are gay. Stupid gay, not awesome gay.

>>55368927
>evil bard captures party
>"Now, I'm not going to tell you about my EVIL scheme... I've preparred an entire MUSICAL about it!"

>>55369696
It's an animatic made from Heathers: The Musical.
Despite all reasonable expectations it's actually really good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZMGVLar3pc

>>55370240
I don't know why, but this music reminds me of the P5 soundtrack (especially rivers in a dry land).

>>55369488

She is an Alpha female/Queen Bee it's a natural reaction.

Good and evil ideals ripped from 5e PHB backgrounds:

Good: charity, friendship, redemption, beauty, respect, generosity, greater good, noble obligation
Evil: greed, might, power, mastery, retribution

If you look in this way at what the text says implicitly on good and evil, instead of explicitly, then playing an evil character doesn't seem at all unreasonable or campaign-ruining. In fact, it might be that most PCs are more evil than good in this sense.
This evil is the gamist roll player munchkin alignment, among other things.

For reference:
Lawful is tradition, rank, faith, fairness, honor, community, logic, responsibility
Chaotic is change, independence, creativity, freedom, free thinking, no limits

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>>55370210
I even have some backup singers and an orchestra lined up. They used to be people,if you can believe that.
>>55368927
Having found this musical yesterday on StumbleUpon, I am all kinds of stoked you're using it for character fodder. Try Our Love Is God, too, if you're into Yandere Bards. Be a gentleman of fine taste.

>>55368927

Evil characters are great if you mean "I'm self motivated and self serving they tend to be horrible if they are from dark torture fetishists trying to take over the world.

>>55369322
Real question how the fuck would that work?
And more importantly are you fucking telling me I should make Adolph Hitler use magical paintings in combat?

>>55370697
There's some shit in Exalted where you can write a letter so awful, it instantly sends the recipient's soul to the underworld. So probably like that.
I'm telling you that you should make Faldo Thrile, human bard, folk hero, and hater of elves and dwarves everywhere

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>>55370240
>a cute desperate girl will never break into your house and order you to fuck her brains out

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>>55370697
Painting was just one of his artistic skills, his actual combat skill would be perform (oratory.)

Then again, magical painting Hitler is probably more fun. Painting magic usually divides into sympathetic, memetic, or oracular magic, one either uses the painting as a focus to effect the the place or object it represents, use it to effect the minds of whose who see it, or use it as a medium in prophetic attunement.

There's also the use of visual art as a portal channeling/world creation, in which one generally enters the painting and is either transported to a pre-existing world that it depicted (tying back into oracular magic) OR the act of painting somehow created a pocket universe, usually utilizing dreamland magic or 'create force' the mind taps into in the act of imagination.

In use, painting magic is very similar to mirror magic, the power resides in it's ability to depict and realize something otherwise unseen.

>>55370697
>Real question how the fuck would that work?
Summoning.
>Draw a picture of some shit
>Empowered with magic
>Comes alive
>More detail put in the more powerful it is
If you draw a small stick figure you can have it leap off the page and do basic work for a couple minutes before it fades, it could bring you a pencil or hand you the butter. If you draw a life sized stick man it is as dumb as the mini one but bigger, it can still only life like 5 lbs. If you draw a small picture of a dragon that is highly detailed you now have a pet pseudo dragon that will live for a few minutes before dying. If you scale it up to a life sized dragon you can get a life sized full power dragon for a few minutes.

Since drawing detailed pictures in battle is a tad difficult you can save the pictures in a sketch book or scrolls 99.99% done with you only needing to add a final line. So an artist bard might keep dozens of nearly finished drawings of golems, weapons, and the like. He just needs to unfold his drawing, take out his pencil, draw a line, and the barbarian has a magical battle axe. For smaller things like using a bird for recon or something he might just keep a sketchbook with pictures of animals and small bits of equipment (magical dagger, bundle of rope, comb, pair of socks, etc.)

>>55369805
I want a girl in a schoolgirl outfit to stand up for me against those bullies. We'll start off as good friends, but it will escalate to dating, living together, and eventually holding hands.

https://youtu.be/TqTQYGUhz_Y

The seduction of song followed by the prick of a knife to the throat, there's plenty of fun ways to play an evil bard.

>>55370938
>Hitler used Scapegoat
>It's super effective!

>>55368927
Just don't fuck up the game for other players.

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>>55371360
Forgot pic

>>55368927
If you only ever play good characters, you might be terrible at playing an evil one, and it'd be cruel to subject your group to that. Unless it's a one-shot, small steps.

>>55369488
Grand Funk Railroad said it best, anon
>I'm gonna steal you from your hive,
>Steal you away from every man alive.
>They can't see what you mean to me queen bee

>>55369488
Wanting to fuck an alpha bitch and make her submit is the oldest urge there is

>>55369665
about 10 years since 2007

>>55369271
The cornerstone of every "That Guy" story is stupidity. It doesn't matter if the character is good, evil, lawful or chaotic, the player is a fucking idiot and idiot things happen.

If OP doesn't act like an idiot player, there's no reason he can't play a decent evil character.

>>55371695
This. Just saying you're lawful good won't stop you from being an insufferable jackass if you have no idea what you're doing and refuse help.

>>55371055
And then she'll slap my balls and call me a worthless sperm pump.

>>55370779
Faldo Thrile, im going to out myself as a retard but is there any significance to that name?
>>55370938
Good second idea to what I thought it might have been which was what >>55370959 had said
Thanks for the ideas I'll have to keep them in mind

>>55372474
Faldo Thrile is an anagram for Adolf Hitler

>>55372516
Yep I'm fucking retarded, but thank you, I'm gonna pitch the character idea to my group next chance I get, which so happens to have my Jewish friend in it

>>55372577
Is he the kind that likes and/or is okay with antisemitic jokes, because I am that kind of Jew and I think they're hilarious.

>>55372618
he is, although a conversation involving Karl Marx caused him to be triggered anytime I bring up doughnuts in a conversation.

>>55371183
Jesus christ that was System of a Downs level of cringe.

>>55372922

Yeah, thank god you make better content.

>>55373002
I do make better content. I just made a post that was of much more value than that terrible fucking song.

>>55371295
Ha

>>55369006
He is Perfect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QdN-xWseC0

>>55369045
Whoa.
There must be one proud ass set of parents out there.

I want to make a caricature version of a hardcore punk singer. He'll be down on his luck, angsty and anti-establishment, kind of an immature whiner who ran away from his responsibilities. Bastard to a nobleman who gives no fucks about him, source of his angst. Will probably name him after one of the hardcore singers I actually like, Jeremy Mckinnon. Good idea or shit? I'd play him mainly as the groups punching bag/pessimist.

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>Evil bard

>>55373926
Thought that was Shia for a second.

>>55368927

Tfw when you've already based some villians in your games off the Heathers bc you're a filthy theatrefag

>>55375236
I sometimes fantasize about roping the party into an On the Town-style romantic adventure

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>>55370925
>when it did happen she decided to stick her finger up your ass

>>55376753
It's gonna be okay anon

>>55375298
>I sometimes fantasize about roping the party

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>>55376753
Yeaaaah! *bang bang bang*

>>55377147
kek

>>55377147
>I sometimes fantasize about groping my party

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>>55369175
>that harsh intimacy
>focus on oral pleasure, and the main girl (heather?)'s ownership of it
>themes of immaturity alone vs maturity with Her
>literally playing the temptress to another female

Jesus dick. They're even singing about boys in there but still, the way she owns it at the climax, pushing the other heather out of the way. You can only get the candy from Her. Coupled with my own experiences from when my little sister was queen bitch in high/college, I have to wonder if they're universally this gay.

Damn if her voice isn't god tier, either.

>>55377651

opps

https://youtu.be/OncoaXvav0Q

>>55377651
you okay there, bro?

>>55377680

I fucked up

I clicked embed

>>55373646
you know, for what it was... this show wasn't that bad... and a really underrated episode too.

>>55373646
https://youtu.be/sc1YTC3NYMs

>>55378559
Music meister is universally loved though

>>55371055
>>55369805
Why not both?

>>55378559
i watched 2 epsiodes and couldnt handle it.
i just wanted another serious batman

>>55377679
They're all pretty good, also
>if I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull I'd have matching halves, that's very important.

>>55369175
I'm glad this is still getting some attention months later.

>>55382658
Chill of the Night is a bit more serious than the rest of the show, including someone getting killed on screen.

>>55382658
It's ment to be a love letter to the classic campy 60's comics. The series finale tackles the want for a serious Batman to take place of the campy one by by having Bat-mite push the show into ridiculous boundaries to get it cancelled and have it replaced by a serious show. It's incredibly meta and great.

>>55383337
Really, the show couldn't have possibly had a better finale.

I enjoyed how odd the cameos got later on, like Scooby doo, weird Al, that manga Batman episode, fucking Space Ghost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-MG4ejYe94

https://youtu.be/InsuBdkyoqQ


the best batman cartoon

YEAH I FUCKING SAID IT FIGHT ME

>>55383653
>fight me
Everyone ever agrees this is the best 30mins of television that year.

>>55370959
This is basically that one Naruto character that dressed shitty and didn't have emotions. The one that uses ink creatures

There was an assassin-bard in Scrapped Princess

>>55368927
You mean a serial rapist?

>>55369175
>(They are nonbinary so please use they/them pronouns while referring to them.)
Yeah, she sure sounds nonbinary in here...

>>55383852
Hinata?

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>>55368927
>>55369175
Looks and sounds absolutely degenerate.

>>55369175
I still don't get why people are obsessing over this particular song.

>>55384034
do you have brain damage?

>>55368927
Goddamn I get your reference OP

Those animatics had me in a goddamn morose deppression for a good two weeks after finding them.

the dead girl walking reprise is the undisputedly best animatic

>>55384076
see >>55369510

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>>55384126
>unlikable personalities and abusive treatment is okay if both parties are girls

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>cant find a post mentioning or showing the necrodancer
You had one job /tg/

>>55369263
Perform (Oratory) is a thing, anon.

>>55383960
I can never remember anime names.

>>55383960
Just looked it up sai is who I was thinking of

>>55384076
In my case? Because it's a good song, the best I've heard from the soundtrack.

Also yuri. But it can be both. Who says it can't?

>>55368927
That's a great art style

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>>55368958
Is it a metaphor for something other than the obvious? I feel like I'm missing it now, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al8TlAtLu2Y

"Those monsters.. Driven mad by music. Thier twisted souls bound to the bead. And at the bottom, god only knows. You think you're ready, well you're not."

"I'm not going wait here like a coward any longer. Dad's lost out there Eli and he needs help. You can't stop me, I'm going.. to the Crypt of the NECRODANCER."

I really want to run a Necrodancer style dungeon but totally unsure how to handle anything to get close to the kind of feel that things are twisted by music other than simply describing it as such.

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>>55385675
>I really want to run a Necrodancer style dungeon but totally unsure how to handle anything to get close to the kind of feel that things are twisted by music other than simply describing it as such.
Simple.
First, make a soundrtack that's really good; every song on it has to be excellent combat music.
Then, give each song a bonus. +2 to hit, +1d6 to damage, -2 to saving throws, etc.
Whenever a song is playing, every creature on the floor (friend or enemy) gets the bonus.
Here's the kicker tho: the game is turn based, but the songs run in real time. You can have the songs change on you in the middle of the turn, even.

You can have bosses based on music, who's abilities interact with the music in certain ways. Maybe some undead DJ who spins tracks and can change the song once per round as an immediate action. Or how about a backwards-speaking Demon who can make the song play in reverse, thereby also reversing the effects.

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>>55385888
Shit khorne, that sounds kind of nifty. A lot of work, but nifty.

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>>55385954
Everyone! This anon just want's to run a cool campaign, and he really needs good music. Please, give him combat music he can use. The fate of a campaign depends on it!

Here's my recommendation. Good enough to get your attention, but not enough to distract you from the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrqWfWKkVdU

>>55377655
Elaborate on the Queen Bitch sister, anon. I am curious how that looks from a sibling's point of view.

>>55368927
Don't do it anon, remember, rape is not seduction.
And without seduction you are no bard!!

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>>55386154
It looks pretty meta-aware of how she treats/manipulates people desu. Luckily I had passive sibling resistance and had just ascended to 2D at the time, else I might've picked up one of her girls. But then I'd owe her, and I knew better. She used people like ammo in a gun. It was impressive. And despite that I'd walked in on and heard quite the contrary, she swore up and down she wasn't a lez. There's on argument to be made that she just enjoyed the control, but if you've got a fellow girl down between your thighs then there's not many ways to cut it.

Used to tease her about it endlessly.

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>>55384278
My brother of barbaric dark-skinned origins

>>55375236
>>55375298
I really wanted to run a Monsters & other childish thing in a manner where the character grow up from elementary school to adulthood and to have a whole junior school segment based on a queen bee enemy
But the rulesbook never went out in my country, and theres is a lot to translate
Seeing those songs really give me inspiration, shame I'll never get to run that

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>>55369207
Op said evil.

>>55373646
>>55369006
i like this type of bard villain more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lKH2BpJ_JY

>>55369696

The movie is about how smart people are not any morally better than sociopathic not-particularly-bright popular people, and how life is a cynical struggle for power between amoral forces. A smart girl joins the mean girls clique and falls in love with a snarky sociopath Nietzche wannabee who convinces her to start killing the other cool kids.

The musical is based on the assumption that the boyfriend is an innocent but traumatized person and the smart girl is a quirky indie darling movie type lead rather than an amoral chessmaster. Despite that sounding bad, it is because of those things better than the movie (because media is better when you can root for the protagonist).

>>55369599
ZOOT ZOOT DEE BOO BOOP

>>55384186
Domfaggotry has devolved from "Girl takes the reins" to "Oh yas quen slay yaaasss I am worthless cuckmale yaassss spit in muh urethra yasss"

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>>55384081
Does your mother have brain damage?
Wait!
Dont answer! After all she DID give birth to you.

>>55390311
I heard from a guy that in a lot of doujins with femdom in ends up being a reversal of some sort where the woman ends up craving his dick or something and no longer acts like she did before. I have a fuzzy memory about the post and I don't know if that post or my rusted memory can be backed up by anyone else who reads this stuff, because I don't.

tl;dr The post I'm poorly paraphrasing claims that femdom doesn't stay dom.

People who only play good characters play the best evil characters since, knowing the moral codes that drive most people, they know what might drive people beyond them, and how abandoning those principles might look.

>>55390621
As someone who is only comfortable playing a goody two-shoes, whether it be a "muh diplomacy and deescalation", "muh nuance and ethics", "you forced me to do this", or "this is the last thing I wanted to do", how should I play an evil character?

>>55370240
Is she being a drama queen or were they literally planning on murdering her?

>>55390194
Yeah but a protagonist can still do bad things and have people root for them, ala Breaking Bad

>>55390731
"You forced me to do this" is a good place to start: everyone thinks they're doing the right thing and a victim complex can justify a lot of acts. Someone falls on hard times, and feels they have to steal to get by, they get caught by the homeowner and feel cornered into killing them to not get caught. The guards investigate and confront him, he tells them to just let him go, but they don't listen, and he has to kill THEM too. Why doesn't anyone ever just listen?

It can also be someone working for a noble goal who screws up and then gets caught in the sunk cost fallacy: he's gotten people hurt or killed or worse, and if he doesn't finish his work, those sacrifices were for nothing, so he has to work even harder, complete the work at any cost.

>>55390311
That's because Old femdom became mainstream (what guy objects toa girl being on top these days?) and that left behind all the guys who wanted to be treated poorly and used femdom as their outlet because they're too scared to go full BDSM

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>>55390731

Start by playing a usually evil trope/archetype and make them soft on the inside. Not detrimental to the party and definitely having redeeming features, but not initially likeable or admirable.

In context to OP, an example would be a bitchy queen bee highschool popular girl who trash talks everyone but still genuinely helps the team/attempts to fashion them up/even gets herself in danger to protect them.

Or a gruff grizzled mercenary who displays an unshakeable moral or a line he wont cross when you least expect it.

Or a typical fanfiction-tier edgelord who broods, angsts and has questionable morals, but really just wants people to like him.

However, do it only if you know you can not be a dick. You don't need to perfectly know what you're doing, just be a good player and it should help.

>>55390311
>Oh yas quen slay yaaasss
It's been like 3 years and I still have no idea what this means.

>>55390311

I wouldn't call either version of Heathers cuckbait, since it is about a dominant nerdguy winning a nerd chick turned popular girl by being aggro and moody, and then instead of cucking him she out-aggros him and in that final moment he finally respects her.

That's so masculine its almost gay, it ain't netorare.

>>55369006


Super aggressive inspiring intensifies.

"You WILL be roused by my rousing song!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE8C1WWixgc

>>55390093
>tLu2
Not a single musical number? What kind of shitty bard villain is that?

GE THE HENCE, THOT!

>>55391670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzbTETI4XYY

>>55390762
The Heathers aren't the ones who do the murdering.

>>55394208
Heather was planning on killing Victoria because she stood up for her loser friend and challenged Heather's authority as the alpha female. Hence why Victoria starts going on a killing spree with her boyfriend. She got Heather before Heather got her.

>>55390920
>>55391345
I can play as a vindictive character, but I don't think I can play someone who exploits or harms just anyone.

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>>55369263
>nothing
>implying

>>55396031
Kek my first thought as well

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>>55384034
>>55390546
Hey dude there's something wrong with your merchant. I attempted to fix it.

>>55394610
>Victoria
My soul hurts

>>55383953
Pretty sure the uploader was referring to the person who made the animation, not any of the characters in the video.

Admittedly using they/them as a singular pronoun frequently causes these sort of problems.

>>55368927
Killgrave of Jessica Jones is a sociopath bard with a constant suggestion effect up.

>>55369271
not really. I've been in campaigns with evil characters who were practically the driving force of the campaign, but were then ruined by That Guys.

All Daine wanted was to bring about the necromantic revolution. He followed laws. He did his paperwork. He just wanted a skeleton butler in every home and behind every plow, and all the wealth, fame, and power that bringing about that modernization would bring. So what if it required repurposing a few criminal's bodies? Now they're contributing to society like they should have been. Was that so wrong? Was that much to ask?

>>55370016
to be fair, starfinder fixes many of pathfinders core problems, it just happens to be while spawning in a gigantic fleet of its own shortcomings.

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>>55377147
Take this, Anon. Its okay, we all do it.

>>55370697
>Real question how the fuck would that work?
http://beretcomic.com
enjoy

>>55383852
it's based on an old folktale.

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>>55383852
his dick has emotions

>>55390731
everything you're doing you're doing for the greater good. there's just some eggs that need to be broken in order to make your omelette.

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>>55368927
sounds like someone from danny phantom

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>>55369651
U gay lol

>>55398343
>you will never slaughter your coworkers in an attempt to become a cartoon ghost

>>55369175
1080p version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYbyMALjYqU

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THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH

Musicals are shit

>>55369175
>>55377655
>>55399647
And then there's the spot in the movie where Veronica kisses Heather. Plus there's a fan theory Heather D was in love with Heather C.

And at least one version of the musical where JD is a girl.

>>55402531
*Heather D to be specific

>>55399083
I wonder how it feels to be considered the DSP of crazed gunmen

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>>55402531

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>>55402951
relevant pic

>>55368927
Nah, evil bard is a fun concept. Last campaign I was in was an evil gestalt set in the Dungeon Keeper universe. Negotiator Bard/Cleric of Ardad Lili, meant to take advantage of the religious conversion rules in pathfinder. Would have mainly targeted foolish men... But then the DM kept introducing female NPCs and monsters, so the evil priestess ended up with a lot of girlfriends because she was going to seduce someone to evil dammit!