>Dudes with wings rushing at you on horses Can this be any

Bear cavalry.

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>African giantesses

>>55354632

Dudes with wings on horses with wings.

Winged hussars look fucking stupid.

>>55354632
Make the wings on fire.

>>55354682
I don't know, I think they look pretty cool.
There are two theories on the wings though. The first being that they were purely ceremonial decorations that were never actually worn in battle. The second theory (which may be less plausible but I personally like) is that the wings had "feathers" made of thin strips of metal, that would bounce up and down and slam against eachother as the horses galloped, creating a lot of noise to scare the enemy.

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>>55354643

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>>55354753
>Bears with aids that have been trained to rape you in the mouth

>>55354700
I think in the filming of some of the Deluge series of movies, they found it almost impossible to ride at speed with the wings on. At least so I've heard. However, if it is true it might have been a bad reproduction.

Unfortunately the romantic view of history isn't always the true one. I still like to hope that they were worn at least sometimes in battle, though.

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>>55354632
Viking ships on the horizon are more intimidating.

>>55354700
>>55354768
The two big wings were for ceremony. In battle, they wore one smaller wing so that their horses could still actually run.

>>55354682
I've always liked the style of their weapons and armour. Wings I could take or leave.

>>55354632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qydfdVTpG5A

>>55354794
The first time I heard about D-day from the Nazi's perspective was a real thought provoker.
It was pretty fucking brutal for the allies, but the from the beach all the could see was a horizon made up entirely of ships heading straight for them.

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Why don't they just fly?

>>55354632
Give both the horses and the riders raging throbbing erections.

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>>55354632
an image that isn't an upscaled 200 pixel jpeg

>>55355049

It's to simulate the tumult of battle.

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>>55354977
Every Sabaton song sounds the same, except for that one about the 30 Years War which somehow manages to sound even more boring than usual. What's even worse is that Paradox is now too lazy to compose their own music so now you constantly hear them on repeat in every recent Paradox title.

>>55354632
Are the horses erect or not. Because that makes it more scary. Like a lot more

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>>55354632
>Can this be any more intimidating?
"Whatever happens, we have got
The Maxim gun, and they have not"

>>55354682
Go home Suleyman

>>55355008
>>55355148
Oh boy, talk to me about it. There's this petting zoo within walking distance of my home and I often go by it on my way to and from work. One time one of the ponies there had an erection and it was horrible. It didn't even look like it belonged with the rest of the body, while it looks just fine if he's not erect. I didn't even feel like petting him that day.

>>55354632
A scarred, flaming landscape filled with gigantic claws stabbing their way through the very earth.
Flaming claws the size of hills.

>>55354978
Japs said the same thing about the American navy during the Pacific war. Yankies are the vikings of the new world

>>55355149
thats not a maxim gun
not at all
thats dashka

>>55354632
They could be on fire and/or spewing poison gas.

>>55356091

>spewing poison gas

A criminally underutilized attribute.

>>55354632
The sudden realization that they aren't charging. They're running.

From something.

>>55355117
What's it like being tin-eared and suffering from shit taste, anon?

>>55354632
A panzer tank

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>>55358374
Bitch, please.

>>55354632
>Any more intimidating
Go full Braveheart: Nude winged hussars.

>>55354682
>t. roach

>>55354753
Flaming AIDS bears

>>55355149
>Which is okay, because our dshk here is a few orders of magnitude better

>>55354632
>the horse is clearly well hung and aroused

>>55362730
>>55355727
I think the point he is trying to make is about machine guns in general.

>>55363502
the pointy sticks are not the only "lance" the enemy should dread

>>55354643
damn, this wouldn't be intimidating, it would be fucking terrifying

>>55354632
>AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE

>>55358374
PANZER BAT ALIEN

>>55355694
Well vikings were the first europeans to find 'merica.

Though that was canada.

>>55354632
Artillery lines.

And they're aiming for your platoon.

>>55365749
>vikings

I'm sure you meant ViKANGZ

>>55365923
No ViKungz

Cause you know, sweden.

>>55355694

Because US foreign policy is tl;dr'd as "Rape, Pillage, Burn?"

>>55366132
Eh, there's not all that much pillaging, not like there used to be when armies lived off the land and whatnot.

2/3 ain't bad tho

>>55354643
Bears do not have the physical conformation to carry someone on their backs, nor the attitude. It yould be like a night goblin riding a squig

>>55354682
You shut your whore mouth!

>>55355197
>Oh boy, talk to me about it.
I'd rather not talk about throbbing horse erections if you don't mind.

>>55354658
dude is standing like 2 metres behind her hahaha ffs what a basic trick

>>55366208

What the fuck do you think's happening to the Oil?

>>55354632
The sultan when he finds out you fucked up an easy job.

>>55354682
turk spotted
remove kebab!

>>55354632
>Can this BE any more intimidating?
Chanandler Bing pls go

>>55354632
A line of panzers with air and artillery support, when you're the dude with wings on a horse
i'm glad my grandparents left poland before the war, now i'm just stuck with an unintelligible surname

>>55358374
>a panzer tank
Panzer is literally just German for armour, so either you mean as opposed to un armoured tank, which is not a tank, or you mean a tank specifically designated panzerkampfwagen which is a pretty fucking broad category of tanks a lot of which weren't actually that scary compared to what they went up against.

>>55354978
>D-day brutal for the allies
Wat? They faced decent resistance on one beach only. Everywhere else it was next to none and they could march though because the garrisons either legged it or surrendered.

>>55366402
China is getting it by building roads in the middle east and demanding to be payed in oil? Like seriously, we haven't gotten jack shit from the sandbox.

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>>55362187

>little babby tonk

BITCHEVSKI PLS

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>>55354632
>dudes with wings.

Only about 15% used them, and it was only a single wing, mounted to the saddle.

sucks to be the pikeman though.

>>55354682

You'll never take Vienna no matter how much you bitch about it.

>>55354682
You have shit Turk tier taste. The only thing that would have made them look better is if they were lead by Vlad Țepeș.

>>55362187
>T-34
>Scary
Early versions were shit, later versions were out of date.

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>>55354682
t. Edrogan

>>55354632
they look silly, gay and dumb