Will Shadowsun be the next xeno girl in Guilliman ever expansive

>>55351507
also why is Yvraine trying to turn guilliman into a blob?

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>>55351507
Absolutely not she she is with another all ready.

Are you so bored of the lore that you have to make threads for your fanfiction?

>>55351558
Are you so bored of the generals that you decided to respond to mine?

>>55351573
Please, I use the entire catalog to my advantage.

>>55351517
It's her fetish. She likes big guys and Guilly is too skinny for her taste.

>>55352317
Shitty fetish for shitty xenos i suppose

>>55351507
No, Shadowsun is for Corax

>>55351517
Roboute enjoys her xeno cooking and she appreciates it

>>55352706
>Tell me how you killed one of my sons again!

He said as he choked the life out of her

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>>55351531
It wasn't meant to be

>>55351507
Taus are a disgusting species.

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Guilliman won't have an harem. Guilliman is LOYAL!

>>55352899
Hot

>>55353342
But Guilliman is the de facto leader of an intergalatic Empire. And leaders get harems.

>>55353768
Only a degenerate Syrian or, by Jupiter, an Egyptian could see rulership in that light.

>>55353342
B A B Y
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>>55351531
>>55352921
THIS IS NOT

>>55353921
FUCKING

>>55353959
CANON

>>55353342
>High gothic scriptum

>>55353782
I imagine Turks would, too, and Turks are literally the worst people.

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>>55354052
Implying the greeks dind't do the same thing.

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>>55351558
Because 40k's lore has only improved over the years, amirite?

>>55352921
>Kitten
>White
Kitten is ebony

>>55354942
Not if Tzeentch gave him a race lift alongside his armour change

>>55354919
>Dude all the Black Crusades were successful in their "true objectives" lmao

>>55354942
Kitten is mediterranean masterrace

>>55354942
>>55355501
Kitten is Indo-European

>>55353782
Or germanics and greeks

>>55351507
Whoever drew this needs to off themselves. What putrid, horrifying art

>>55355501
No, he's openly described as black

>>55355576
Everyone has to start somewhere anon.

> Who the fuck is kitten?

>>55355587
His, literal, skin is brown/bronze. He's mianly of Mediterranean ancestry if anything.

>>55355685
More faggotry apparently

>>55355685
>>55355802
Just how dense are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR8Six9qpcA&list=PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA

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>>55355685

>>55351507
How fucking old would Shadowsun be after indomitus crusade? Do t'au now have rejuvenation drugs?

>>55355893
Oh ok. I can't stand text to speech videos, and I don't spend much time here so I assumed it was just more fanfic circle jerk faggotry.

>>55355707
The Emperor himself describe him as black

>>55356497
The have been proved to be wrong before.

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>>55355685

>>55354942
>>55355096
>>55355501
>>55355527
I know the guy who did that image, I pointed this out to him, but it was too late after he sent it.

>>55356284
stasis magic

>>55352706
Well.... Even if meme fuel the pairing makes a twisted sense. The tau are about inclusion and general basic decent treatment of their general populace, which was corax's non-combat preoccupation

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>>55352317
>pic unrelated

>>55357445
God I hate his face sculpt.

>>55356708
Are you afraid of big black custodes anon?

>>55357445
Jesus, I never realized there was that much difference in size between normal marines and primarchs.

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>>55357464
Why? Looks good to me.

>>55357550
Go look at FW for a more serious size comp

>>55357598
Tau live for 40 years. It has been 101 years since 999 41M. She is dead.

>>55357610
Wow, didn't know they made Gabriel Angelos.

Shame 'bout dat DoW3 eh Gabe?

>>55357615
1. you replied to the wrong person
2. they probably put her on ice when the plot skip started and are just bringing her back now. because they sure as hell haven't written any new tau characters.

>>55355501
>Mediterranean
>masterrace
pick one you greasy dago

>It will never go back to just being Kitten describing the 40k setting to the Emperor
>It will continue to be godawful fanfiction "story arcs" forever

>>55357781
but i like Dorn!
and Vulkan!(lives)

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>>55357781
Not that bad, m8. The show is enjoyable and, hopefully, will stay enjoyable for quite some time.

I think Bruva's own self-awareness is keeping the fanfiction at bay, for the moment. But how can we blame him, if we ourselves would do the same thing?

Do you Death of Hope will be any good?

>>55352683
Someone get this hothead outta here

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>>55351531

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you know what's gonna happen when fruit angel the lion comes back from his nightclub the rock and confronts guilliman about his xeno whores

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>>55361453
It would be hilarious to see Lion coming out of the closet to finally start his own Heresy 10000 years later

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>>55361453
>homossexual primarch confronts his brother over xenophilia

>>55361453
>the xeno I could forgive, but women?! Don't be a fag, Guilliman.

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>>55363906
but seriously

there is no proof the Lion was gay

>>55363957
Aside from their origin. Well no, it's not confirmed, it's just a funny "that's why they're all secretive! It's cause of the euphemism. So deep in the closet they're in fucking narnia"

>>55355568
Or arabs or chinese or persians or indians or norse or steppe nomads or japanese.

>>55359937
Spoilers is truth.
When even the 'official' storyline of the game just feels like some teenagers putting together fanfiction wanking off their favorite factions, it's hard to fault fans for doing the same thing.

>>55363906
>For countless years we kept our geneseed pure, Roboute! Free from woman's taint!

>>55364568
>Roboute: But my brother, what a glorious taint she has! WITNESS!
>Lion: My Emperor... it's pristine and bleached!
>Roboute: Give in, brother!
>Lion: No! Homoloyalty is it's own reward!

>>55364283
Truly the greatest gift of civilization.

>>55357550
That should be the Emperor in size. A Primarch is supposed to be to a Marine what a Marine is to normal humans. They are just a little taller than your regular Terminator.

Maybe Magnus and the Emperor could be that tall, though.

>>55364654
>thinking this was funny
You should be ashamed.

>>55365242
I am ashamed of my words and deeds.

>>55365287
Atleast you've learned your lesson.

>>55363718
Clearly Lion is in the wrong here.

>>55361509

This would be so delicious. The Dark Angels gert split over whether they support the Ultra's new doctrine or not and they agonize about which side is actually heretical while still struggling with their past heresies. Beautiful.

>>55368973
Would Lion like traps?
Are the dark ones traps in disguise?

>>55351507
PRIMARCHED.com

>>55369396
dark ones are little third world boys who look just like girls.

>>55363957
>>55364119
It comes from the Primarch being named Lionel Johnson after a gay poet from the 19th century

>>55364119
What if the fallen are actually straight but aware of the closeted space catholic butt sex of the Dark Angels and the reason the Dark Angels go to such lengths to find and destroy them is that Lion'El is too afraid to come out to old Dady Emps?

>Even better if the reason for him being gone 10,000 is because he's pacing around in a gay hissy fit at the possibility of being outed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vOQmFYp-uM

Guys,guys, what if like, hey listen to this, what if the reason Girlyman was ""missing"" all these while was because he was busy fucking Yvraine and making Primaris babies the ol fashioned way? This explains her birthing hips too.

>>55357505
i mean they are all Big[/spoiler Brown Custodes
>not engineering your perfect warriors to be golden when you have a gold fetish

>>55353342
Why are his hands so tiny? His hand-span should be about a foot across.

>also, implying son of the God-Emperor would descend to fucking a xenos witch instead of blessing entire soriritas convents with his "gene-seed"

>>55379499
and his semen

>>55376662
You finnally understood the directions GW is going with the lore.

>>55379499
Sometimes you want to eat something different you know.
A man can't live of bread and water alone.