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Good day and welcome to /tg/, the board where everything's made up and the experience points don't matter! That's right, the experience is sort of like your first job, meamingless in the long run.
Today we'll be playing a game called Scenes from a Hat: /tg/ Edition! We carefully collected suggestions from fellow elegan/tg/entlemen and randomized them in this hat. I'll select the scene suggestions at random and we'll see what kind of responses we get!
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When natural 20s go wrong.
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>>55334500
>I roll to knock on elegant glass door
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>Hey—look at what I just rolled on my skill check!
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Things you can say about the dwarf but not about your lover.
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>>55335300
You are Fatter and shorter then last time
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Odd posts to the adventurer's
board.
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>>55336334
Help! Someone turned me into a sheet of paper and just skewered me to this board!
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>>55335300
Nice beard
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>>55335300
Watch out, they're heavier than they look.
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>>55336334
Heroes NOT wanted, please avoid cave near Morrison farmstead.
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>>55335300
That beard is cute! CUTE!
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That Guy is at it again.
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>>55336334
Need help clearing innkeepers from basement, reward 10g.
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>>55336334
Local man seeking friend for a day
10g
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>>55337512
No, you seem to not understand this, since I wrote Lawful Good on my sheet, then that means that torturing this baker is a lawful good action, and therefore he must be a cultist.
*rolls dice*
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>>55337512
I roll to climb up the bar wenches butt.
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>>55334500
>I cast fireball on the vampire.
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The bard's last words.
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Last words before the Paladin falls
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>>55341189
"AAARGH!"
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>>55341190
>No, you seem to not understand this, since I wrote Lawful Good on my sheet, then that means that torturing this baker is a lawful good action, and therefore he must be a cultist.
*rolls dice*
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>>55341189
Wait a minute, I can't pull out!
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>>55341190
I bet I can make this jump
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>>55341190
>"When a Paladin does it, that means that it is not illegal."
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>>55334500
Hold my beer.
>>55335300
Hold my beer.
>>55336334
Hold my beer.
>>55337512
Hold my beer.
>>55341189
Hold my beer.
>>55341190
Hold my beer.
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>>55341190
"Aim for the bushes"
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>>55341189
>So this class basically plays like a fighter, right?
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>>55341189
Anyway here's Wonderwall
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>>55341275
Best post
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>>55341320
Nice.
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>>55341190
God it's dark in here.
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>>55335300
Those are some heavy stones.
>>55336334
Missing Paper. Please return to poster.
>>55341189
Just one more stroke...
>>55341190
Righteous. *Throws up horns*
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>>55341190
I'm pretty sure armour doesn't affect ride checks.
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>>55341189
Just double-checking, is it don't look at the gorgon or don't look at her face?
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>>55341190
>rolls 1 on knowledge (architecture)
This bridge looks stable enough.
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>>55341190
I'm gay.
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>>55341190
"My hips are moving on their own!"
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>>55341189
Don't stop me now
I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call
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bump, shits gold
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>rogue's pickup lines
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>>55348135
>Sneak Attack isn't the only thing I do from behind, lady.
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>>55348135
Nice chest
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>>55348135
>I'll take everything that isn't nailed down
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>>55348730
top meme
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>>55348733
>I'll nail down everything that isn't taken
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>>55348762
excellent work, party bard
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>>55348135
You won't see me but you'll feel me
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>>55348135
How 'bout I pick your lock
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>>55348135
"Hey, I think you dropped these panties."
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>things you don't want to find in a sleeping dragon's hoard
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>>55349270
Yourself.
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>>55349277
Speak for yourself. Dragons take excellent care of their belongings.
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>>55349336
Good point.
>The rogue, and he's got a vuvuzela
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>>55349270
The party bard.
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Lesser known fantasy guilds.
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>>55334488
>quadruple dubs
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>>55352324
>4
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>>55351045
The Legendary Pixel Crew
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>>55334488
>55
>33
>44
>88
[doubles intensify]
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Failed drafts to the BBEG's monologue.
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>>55353576
First of all I wanted to thank my friends and family. Without you I would never get here.
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>>55353576
First let me apologize for ruining the evening, because the heroes claim I ruin everything
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Things you can say in game but not in real life.
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>>55355257
I say we kill 'em
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>>55355257
What's your anal circumference?
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>>55355257
Thank you for being reasonable.
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