>Meet a pretty girl >Go to her house for the first time

>>55330017
that is a perfectly sensible method of gauging a potential girlfriend.

I usually don't wait for them to go to the bathroom first though.

I personally would be worried by that much stuff in the same universe without much in the way of other works to break it up.

that said, if you like 40k enough then. Good for you, you snagged a good one.

>>55330017

>Ravenor being placed before Eisenhorn
ugh... it hurts

>>55330203

That's not actually a girl's bookshelf.

>>55330017
I mean, that's about the same number of shelves as my spouse has devoted to Magic cards, so...seems fine.

leave because it's a dude.

>>55330251
>That's not actually a girl's bookshelf.
I couldn't be certain of that, and I wouldn't be certain till I'd seen them pantsless.

>>55330317
>pantsless
I mean, if topless is still convincing enough that you're not sure, who even cares what's down below?

>>55330326
as a practicing fetishist I would be the one to care...

that said I'm apparently an oddity amongst 4channers in that I dislike traps and dick-girls

>>55330326
people that want to fuck a vagine, you degenerate faggot.

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>>55330017
>>Meet a pretty girl
>>Go to her house for the first time
>>Check out her bookshelf while she's in the bathroom
>take secretly a pic and quickly post it on 4chan
cool story bro

>>55330461

>not secretly listening to the sounds of her excretions

am I right

>>55330017
>not even a /lit/ book
>200 trash books of wasted trees
Shake my head and laugh at the brainlet.

Doesn't even have Jack Vance, no hope for this retard.

>>55330017
a lot of fluff and no real literature. I'd lose aall respect for her, and possibly the sex would become far less enjoyable.

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>>55330398
but why tho

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>it's all genre fiction

I'm no /lit/fag, but c'mon.

>only fantasy
>bad fantasy

2/10, run, OP

horf dorf real people only read DOSTOEVSKY no literalutre is real without SUFFERING hoooorf

>>55333785
If the only literature you own is based off a game you're probably a stupid.

Same shit if someone had every drizzt novel by Slavatore.

>>55333697
"Genre fiction" is a meme, it's just their way of saying "I don't wike it ;.;"

>I clearly get on well with someone
>but they like different things to me so I should stop liking them

>>55330017
>Not even a single Cain book.
Come on now...

>>55333697
>Genre fiction
Congrats, you're pretentious

What's more important here is that any warhammer fan willing to spend so much money on books that could otherwise go to plastic crack is probably either in control of their other habits, loaded, or just into it for the fluff. There's also a level of dedication to it and that's a plus.

Downsides
>The settings probably don't justify so much dedication

If you're looking for a taste in lit for a girlfriend you've got very different priorities than me. Does she make you happy? Loyalty? Not too crazy but not boring? Is she pretty to you? Is she nice but not for attention? Shared hobbies and tastes is an afterthought: arguing light heartedly or poking fun at each other can be nice and so can sharing something, and you can find something to share at any point. Your world views probably don't even have to be compatible if you care about each other and she can pass the above.

>>55334139
To be fair to him that's what this thread is for.

>>55330326
>if topless is still convincing enough that you're not sure, who even cares what's down below?
Straight men? Presumably also lesbians?

>>55330017
http://imgur.com/r/Warhammer/EkHl1OM
So did you meet her a year and a half ago? Or did she send you the imgur album because you couldn't take the photo while you were there.

>>55330017
Girls with interest in male hobbies are a giant red flag

>>55330017
>she's a 40kid
Run, poor taste cannot be tolerated.

>>55333697
It's not even that it's all genre fiction, it's bad genre fiction.

Something written by an author with talent in a setting that isn't garbage would be great.

>>55330017
I would immediately be suspicious that she was some type of doppelgänger or a plant to entrap me. Way too specific tastes that are right in line with mine is suspicious as fuck.

>>55334452
you might be autistic buddy...

>>55334599
Come on man, be fair. It's not all 40k, there's some WHF there too.

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>>55334583

40K fiction tends to be pretty readable

Can't blame anyone for reading the stuff

All those brand new, un-creased spines. You haven't even opened most of those books, much less read them.

Which backlog is larger? Books or minis?

>>55330017
All that negative space is fucking triggering me.
You tetris it all in to free more space then you fill that space in with more.
More books, comics, mangas, minis, toys, 'toys', dolls, dvds, bluerays, games, cards, video games, that make-stash you haven't touched in several years, porn, etc.
And once that's filled in, then get even more shelves.

>>55335604
>make-stash
make-up stash.

>people waste money on physical books
How do you feel about people who went fully digital and have no library, no games, no Blu-rays, no nothing?

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>>55335745
>people don't want the tactile joy of reading a physical book.
There truly is no hope for mankind.

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>>55330017
>all that spehs merhinse stuff
>only a few guard/inquisition stuff
I'm happy that we share some interests, and I give her my guard and inquisition related books as a gift. I like them a lot more than the space marine stuff I've read.

But I've found a flaw in this hypothetical
>talking to pretty girls
>entering the homes of pretty girls
As if anon.

>>55335745
>people

I prefer digital games,and I prefer to download the movies/series.But I prefer physical books,having a small library and taste the smell of an old book,it is something that an e-book cant provide

>>55333697
What literary fiction books are not boring? I can't like books on subjects I don't care about just because it's well written yet that's what /lit/fags seems to expect people to do.
I dunno, it's like saying people are pleb because they care about a movie is about instead of watching the most moronic thing because the cinematography is really good.

>>55334551
I dunno, it would be nice to have at least something in common with your girlfriend right? Otherwise how do you even manage to spend time with her?

>>55334551
>implying there is such thing as "male" hobbies

I have never even met a female that have 10 books in something that could be called a bookshelf.

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>>55335971

Would something like this count?

>>55336014
Weaksauce.
But a big plus if the alarm clock actually is used and not just decoration.

>>55336014
That's called a warning sign

>>55330017
Well, at least she reads books, that's more than can be said for most people. We can work on that shit taste in time.

>>55330017
That's a tranny. Real girls don't read books. Only older women do.

>>55333674
The vagina feels much better for the penis, anal sex is a meme propagated by homosexuals who want to insist the inferior joke is just as good.

There's a reason people only do anal once or twice before sticking to vaginal.

>>55335971
>I have never even met a female
we know

>>55335971
women read a lot more books than men overall

>>55336238
>Joke

Meant hole, but joke is equally relevant.

>>55336283

Is this true?

>>55336340
Yes, though they're usually books telling them what to do with their lives.

Beats being into craft beers, Big Bang Theory, and open relationship nonsense.

>>55335745
>no library
If you don't own a single book and aren't ashamed of that I strongly suggest you reflect on your life to see where you went wrong.
>no games
I assume you mean physical copies, this is ok nowadays but I still have a few from when i was younger.
>no blu-rays
As long as you have good taste in film I don't care if you're using beta-max, heck I still give my VHS player to use often because i'm poor.

>>55335745
From a practical standpoint I agree with you, but I've always had the autistic craving to own physical media. I think for me since I grew up a filthy pirate it doesn't really feel like I own something unless I can hold it. Occasionally this brings up some annoying problems like how I want a physical copy of Blue Medusa that is now like $300 secondhand, but a pdf copy is $5.

>>55330326
This sounds like fag talk to me

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>>55330017
>Not a single old school Black Library icon.
Drop that bitch.

>>55333851
>>55334139
>I'm a pleb
>>55335888
It's all about how you tell a story, not the story itself.
Have a look at this masterpiece using scenes from a garbage movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvHj2z-0BM

So yes, you should appreciate literature. Read what interests you but read literature, not trash like in the OP. But I don't understand how someone could not be interested in human drama, seems just an excuse to me.

>>55334599
Exactly.

>>55336340
Trashy books you can read in an afternoon, maybe.
I've seen a few women's bookshelves and they were all stuffed with crappy Young Adult novels, Harry Potter, etc.

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>>55330017
better than finding this

>>55338373
Better than shelves of Dr Who 'novels'.

>>55330017
>Gotrek and Felix
I have those books, they weren't too bad of a read. Each arc went something like this:
>Gotrek and Felix arrive somewhere new where things have gone to shit
>Investigate
>Felix meets some chick and ends up boning her
>Gotrek drinks a shit ton and saves the town by murdering every single cultist, monster, or whatever piece of shit is causing trouble
>Felix's piece of ass ends up dying
>Move on to the next town to do it all over again

>>55330017
The important question is: Are they all in order? Or at least a good/logical order?

>>55338446
Just read the first chapter of this series. I'm glad to hear this. Thanks anon.

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>>55330017

>Giving this much money to Black Library

>>55330017
Thats not a girls book shelf.
The girl has a penis.

>>55338555
You got it buddy

>FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS - THE THREAD OF THE MOVIE

>>55333851
>"Genre fiction" is a meme
It's a pejorative, certainly, but in the case of black library output, it's pretty apt.

>>55334897
And a Russian I see.

Those guys could easily be into 40k and fantasy. I know a Russian chick at work who makes pretty cool dioramas and reads pretty much everything that BL shits out.

Doesn't actually play the game, but shes 34, and aaid the game aspect kinda died when she couldn't get enough good games in at a regular basis, and with the constant rules changes, she ended up just not bothering.

If you only get like 3 or 4 games a year, the game admittedly becomes very boring, very fast, because you basically have to relearn it every single time. And once you finally have a rough idea of the rules, a new ruleset drops...

>>55334213
>If you're looking for a taste in lit for a girlfriend you've got very different priorities than me.
I think the anon's point was that, if the breadth of your literary taste is background material (much of it shoddy) for one tabletop game universe, then conversation is going to be pretty brutal. Ever hang out with someone who only ever wants to speak, at length, about one single focused topic?

>>55338811
This guy speaks truth, it's why I don't have any friends.

>>55338811
>Ever hang out with someone who only ever wants to speak, at length, about one single focused topic?
Yes. This insane chick who is way too obsessed about Star Wars, has infinite books on the subject, and can almost namedrop any random aliens name and race based on EU material.

I married her, obviously.

>>55338862
But anon, Star Wars is for casual brainlets who can't appreciate things like Blade Runner, which itself is already a simple movie.

Is she qt at least?

>>55336614
what if i'm ashamed of the books I own

>>55330326
Oh good, r/gif/ is leaking again

>>55330017

What an embarrassing bookshelf.

>>55330017
id fap on that bookshelf then take her against it.

Glorious. That said my current gf is staring to get into malus darkblade so there is hope yet. (And then take her against the bookshelf).

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>>55330326
Presumably people who don;t want to be involved with cocks n dicks?

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>>55336238
>theres a reason people only do anal once or twice

Que?

>>55338373
Well, in that case, at least there's few enough of them to have room for some other things.

>>55338862
>I married her, obviously.
This whole thread makes me feel like I need to go take a pic of the bookshelf in our office. It's a bit more varied in franchise, at least, but not by that much.

>>55330017
Get up, call her a degenerate animal and then fuck off.

>>55332413
>Jack Vance
Why not be upset she doesn't have a full library of blacked.com videos too you fucking brainlet cuck?

>>55338373
>Star wars
>No thrawn, no x-wing, no Kotor tpb
As a Star wars fan, this offends me

>>55334897
Ooh, I want that Nagash set. 2 out of the 3 books are pretty good

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>>55335389
Here's my mini backlog.

>>55338373
>No Thrawn

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>>55330301
A dude that looks like a pretty girl, anon. Pretty enough that you had to use book taste to realize it.

>>55330017
>bookshelf only one book deep
>all books neatly stacked
decoration/10 would not hoard books with

>chasing women when there's so many manchild toys to buy and rpgs to play
Lmao fucking losers

>>55338753
this is a imaginary world and rules for pretending to be therein board, on an american made (australian polluted) mongolian lithograph website. Where do you think you are?

>>55338446
The commissar Cain series and Gotrek and Felix I feel are sister series.

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>>55339806
>Jack Vance
>brainlet cuck
Found the brainletest in the thread, everyone!

Bet you also read Brandon Sanderson.

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>>55330017
>doesnt have a copy of deff skwadron
So close yet so far..

The best book is the Count of Monte Cristo. If she's got that, she's good.

>>55336238
This is correct. To Quote Chris Hitchens, the three most overrated things in existence are lobster, champagne, and anal sex.

>>55336238
>>55341576
But I really like to eat ass, even more than pussy sometimes, what does this mean?

>>55339806
What's wrong with Jack Vance? Who doesn't love a little chaotic neutral society and ludicrous spell names in their fantasy settings?

>>55341155
>Bet you also read Brandon Sanderson.
What's wrong with Sandon Branderson? Who doesn't like a little hero's journey and magnet magic flying in their fantasy?

>>55341271
>The best book is the Count of Monte Cristo
I assume that's one of the newer vampire counts books that she hasn't purchased yet...

>>55341758
>What's wrong with Sandon Branderson?
Take a look at that picture again and you'll find the answer.

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