Good day and welcome to /tg/, the board where everything's made up and the experience points don't matter! That's why the DM hands XP out like candy on Halloween...
Today we'll be playing a game called Scenes from a Hat: /tg/ Edition! We carefully collected suggestions from fellow elegan/tg/entlemen and randomized them in this hat. I'll select the scene suggestions at random and we'll see what kind of responses we get!
Cooking shows for the BBEG.
>>55286953
Ahem.
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Good Eats.
>>55286953
Cooking with Fireballs (and Unruly Minions)
The curriculum at Arcane
University.
>>55287528
Wizardly Ethics 101: Just because you can, does it mean you should?
>>55287566
>where every answer's yes and the morals don't matter!
>>55287528
Transmutation 101: Starts with the easy stuff (humans) then move onto the culturally relevent Gold and Silver
>>55286953
101 children's meals.
Inappropriate times to laugh during a game.
>>55288690
When the holier than thou paladin rolls a 1 for his attack roll
Things you can say about the DM, but not about your girlfriend.
>>55290931
I don't even bother imagining he exists
>>55286953
Hello and welcome to cooking with Lich. Today we'll learn how to cook using copious amounts of bone dust.
>>55288690
>This game is a continuation of my late father's campaign
>>55290931
At least he rewards me when I roleplay
>>55290931
We are going to talk very dirty and kinky things for hours.
>>55290931
I don't have to worry about being called by their big brother's name when things get heated.
Now playing at a theater in
Grayhawk near you.
>>55291498
Die Hard 6: Seriously, Stop Ressurecting Me