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Hello everybody and welcome to /tg/, the board where everything's made up and the experience points are sort of like my cocaine habbit - the more you give me the stronger I'll become!
Today we'll be playing a game called Scenes from a Hat: /tg/ Edition! If you don't know how the game works, we carefully collected suggestions from fellow elegan/tg/entlemen and randomized them in this hat. I'll select the scene suggestions and we'll see what kind of responses we get!
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The bard's last words.
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>>55253675
"Can I seduce it?"
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>>55253675
Hey guys these are my last words
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>>55253675
"Fear not, I shall pacify this beast with song!"
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"I'll lull the tarrasque to sleep with my music"
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>>55253675
There's no way that chieftain will be mad I banged his daughter.
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>>55253675
"Poor and nobles, ye hear the song about our beloved Queen and her bastard son!"
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What the Lich is actually thinking.
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>>55253929
I've got a bone to pick with that guy.
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>>55253929
There isn't even a Phil in here
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>>55253929
Are my sperm also zombies? Do I still need to wear a condom?
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>>55253929
My feet would hurt, IF I COULD STILL FEEL THEM
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>>55253929
Was this all worth it? Yes Absolutely it was
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>>55253929
Am I really not as big of an issue as gay marriage?
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>>55253675
What are you going to do? Stab me?
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>>55253929
I really want to eat a fucking apple right now.
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>>55254138
top kek
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>>55253939
kek
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>>55253929
Why the fuck are these people calling me Koshchey Bessmertnyi? My name is Echnaton.
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>>55253929
Nuh nah nuh nah nuh, bad to the bone.
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>>55254138
I get this reference
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>>55254390
I don't.
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That Guy is at it again.
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>>55254440
*slap*
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>>55254440
"No, you can't spend the night in the stables you sick fuck."
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>>55254440
>I roll Perception too
But you're on the other side of the room doing your own thing
>18, what do I find
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>>55254440
Take Guy off it, save His Magesty and the Parliament, execute Guy on the fifth of November.
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>>55253675
what are you gonna do? stab me?
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>>55254440
So you are telling me you are just playing an Arcane Trickster to long distance sleight of hands girls panties?
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>>55254440
So you're a tech-savvy, smooth-talking, super-strength Force-wielding Ewok clone who dual wields flame cannons....
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>>55254440
No, she isn't a 200 years old vampire loli
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>>55254438
I'm requesting the storycap about the lich, the gay marriage, and the SJW party.
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>>55254682
Oh, right, nevermind. I remember now. I haven't slept in 2 days.
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When natural 20s go wrong.
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>>55254706
>You strike true and cleave the giant's legs off
>Roll a Dex save
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>>55254706
"Convince orcs to let us go", you said.
"Use your charm", you said.
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>>55254706
>roll perception
>stuck in the Total Perception Vortex from the hitchhiker's guide
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>>55254438
>>55254682
This
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Graffiti found in the dungeon restrooms.
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>>55255398
"Call me if you wanna have fun". Followed by a true name and magic seal to summon a succubus.
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>>55255398explosive rune
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>>55253666
Holy shit I just put this on as I came on 4chan. This is fucking crazy.
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>>55255398
OP is Satan.
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>>55254706
>I roll to seduce the dragon
>okay then, do that
>nat 20!
>good job, you seduced the dragon, should've checked if it was a girl first.
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>>55255398
ORC scratched into the bathroom stall door with a knife
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>>55255398
the gloryhole is a triangle
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>>55255398
"MAGRALORGE OF THE 19TH SATANS WAS HERE"
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>>55255398
SECUNDUS SHAT HERE
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>>55255777
Ohhh no.
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The BBEG's secret hobby.
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>>55255990
PC gaming
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>>55255990
Minorly inconveniencing random peasants.
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>>55255990
juggling
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>>55255990
Collecting suits of armor/accessories, lining them up in his sanctum like Lego Minifigs
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>>55255990
Live-Action Roleplaying
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>>55255990
Shit posting on /tg/
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>>55255990
Crafting and painting toy soldiers.
Knitting.
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>>55255990
He's been trying to work the same Paladin into various friends' campaigns for the past fifteen years. It hasn't worked yet, and several have kicked him from their gaming groups for just wanting to play a kittenrescuelord.
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>>55255990
Adventuring
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Murderhoboing at it's finest.
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>>55256677
Escape artist check to climb anus.
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>>55256677
Party tries to take advantage of the poor and destitute, suddenly you have Hobo with a Shotgun shit going down
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>>55256677
Epic adventure turns into prison break RPG
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>>55256677
>"I cast magic missle at the darkness"
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Christ these replies are weak.
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BBEG personals ads.
>>55257149/tg/ just ain't what it used to be
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>>55257194
Hi my name Deathlor the Destroyer, I live in a castle located on Mt. Death. I live a pretty humble life, treat my servants pretty well, I mean, I control their every thought and emotion, but I still treat them well. I command an army of the undead, which I typically have to use to kick trespassers off my mountain property. I have multiple bedrooms though most have been converted to storage for my endless riches, what hasn't been looted by local thieves sneaking into my castle. I just find my life is empty, like I'm missing something, and I hope to find a nice wench who won't mind me controlling her mind and making her do my every bidding... but you know, you'll be treated pretty well just like all my servants.
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>>55257194
>natural
>fucking
>20
/tg/ was never funny.
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Things you can say about the Deck of Many Things, but not about your girlfriend.
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"I expected much worse"
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>>55258212
This was worth all my gold.
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>>55258212
I might one day get to experience it.
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>>55258212
That was a great trade, we should do this again.
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>>55258212
What a shitty hand
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If the party's tragic backstories included product placement.
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>>55258881
I found out later that the only woman i ever loved had AIDS and didn't told me. thanks Durex
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>>55258881
I 3D printed my sword during the assault with a super fast makerbot machine
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>>55258881
"..... a tremendous thirst for vengance, seconded only to my thirst for HoneyHollow Ale"
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World's Worst Rogue.
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>>55259286
conan the barbarian
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>>55259286
Finds it dishonorable to fight unless it's 1v1
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That Guy is at it again.
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>>55260263
"There's no limit to how many flaws I can take, right?"
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>>55260263
"alright my character is a goblin mage name..."
"Why are you guys laughing? STOP IT! LIKE YOUR GAY ASS ELFEN RANGER IS BETTER!!!"
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