Because I hate MtG's plotline I have to come up with my

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2017-09-06 10:22:59 Post No. 55251855
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Anonymous 2017-09-06 10:22:59 Post No. 55251855 [Report]

Because I hate MtG's plotline I have to come up with my own reasons for why me and my opponent are throwing spells at each other. For example:

>on red eye flight to cincinatti
>child behind me is acting a loud fool
>i politely entreat the parent of the child to employ some discipline to ensure the comfort and ease of his fellow passengers
>he responds that, since i'm not a parent, i cannot begin to understand the effort and responsibility he is burdened with
>we exchange words
>the argument becomes heated
>as we make our approach he threatens that i should take a more civil tone, as he is a planeswalker
>i reply that i, too, am a planeswalker
>we agree to resolve the issue by finding an open stretch of the runway and throwing spells around

Got any other ideas like that I can use?

Anonymous 2017-09-06 11:11:25 Post No.55252252
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Anonymous 2017-09-06 11:11:25 Post No.55252252 [Report]

Come on, douches, help out the cause

Anonymous 2017-09-06 11:29:23 Post No.55252406
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Anonymous 2017-09-06 11:29:23 Post No.55252406 [Report]

>>55251855
You are a planeswalker.
He is also a Planeswalker.
Obviously you must see whose kung fu is stronger.

What more do you need? For some young gangers from the south side of the town formerly known as Mirrodin to steal your lunch money?

Anonymous 2017-09-06 11:30:27 Post No.55252415
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Anonymous 2017-09-06 11:30:27 Post No.55252415 [Report]

>>55252406
>What more do you need? For some young gangers from the south side of the town formerly known as Mirrodin to steal your lunch money?
Rename Mirrodin "Brooklyn" and that's unironically a great idea, actually.

Anonymous 2017-09-06 11:37:06 Post No.55252448
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Anonymous 2017-09-06 11:37:06 Post No.55252448 [Report]

>>55251855
Highlander. Sadly, you (and they) don't have the weapon needed to permanently kill the other planeswalker, so whoever loses walks away with a bruised ego and their waifu being the winner's cocksleeve.

Anonymous 2017-09-06 11:48:18 Post No.55252510
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Anonymous 2017-09-06 11:48:18 Post No.55252510 [Report]

Why didn't magic get an anime like yugioh?

Anonymous 2017-09-06 11:51:12 Post No.55252534
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Anonymous 2017-09-06 11:51:12 Post No.55252534 [Report]

>>55252510
Magic should get a sitcom about people who play magic.

Anonymous 2017-09-06 12:33:20 Post No.55252882
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Anonymous 2017-09-06 12:33:20 Post No.55252882 [Report]

>>55252534
No sitcom could ever match the hilarity of what you people are truly like.

Anonymous 2017-09-06 01:43:33 Post No.55253480
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>>55252510
Fun fact:Most MtG fans scream "Fuck those shitty characters! Give me back my realism, give me more Samut!" after opening this spoiler

Anonymous 2017-09-06 03:49:41 Post No.55254956
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Anonymous 2017-09-06 03:49:41 Post No.55254956 [Report]

I was pretty bummed with how the story was going with the Jacetice league, but I thought the HOU storyline's finish was bretty good at just whipping dragon dick over the superfriends.

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