>tfw you know your character is going to die next session
Shit got fucked today
>investigating/infiltrating/sabotaging orc camp
>no one rolls well except for initiative
>all hits and successes are based on skills and bonuses
>be bard
>disguise as hobgoblin
>try to rally goblins and hobgoblins to get past orcs by means of distraction
>fuck up hard and roll a 9 on Bluff
>25+ orcs, goblins, hobgoblins and ogres no barring down on party
>lycanthrope elf and ninja will be able to escape
>bard, ranger and Rule 63 Thor are going to die
>DM calls the session short because he wants to think of a way to not TPK us
I'm currently drawing up a new character just in case and will present it to him sometime before the next session
Anyone else know this feel?
>>55210021
>>DM calls the session short because he wants to think of a way to not TPK us
I was thinking "sounds awesome" right up until I got to this easy-mode bullshit.
>>55210072
We got greedy
We could have just observed from afar and awaited extraction, but we wanted to cause more havoc
The DM's wife is playing the Rule 63 Thor, Thorina, and all she really cares about it killing things
She finally found Mjolnir this session and now her character is probably going to die
So long, Fistpuncher
The three sessions I had with you will always be remembered after you are cut to ribbons