>Infiltrate palace >Kill all within >Give the palace

A lot

>>55203387
Nothing. Nothing at all. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this plan. It's a very good plan, and you should do it.

>>55203387
What is a lone barmaid going to do when the Royal Legion marches in a few hours later to figure out what happened?

>>55203491

It's her gift. She can do what she wants with it.

>>55203387
>die during attack
>get captured
>Maid doesn't believe you
>Maid was loyalist and is appalled
>Maid gets captured and tortured for information and later executed by officials/angry mob


>>55203491
Assuming she can't flee beforehand, masquerade as a maid who managed to survive by hiding.
Or tell the truth and say some deranged people "gifted" her the palace.

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>>55203387
What's the barmaid's tax policy?

>>55203818
If it makes you feel better, I chuckled.

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>>55203387
Something like the "Spear of the Usurper" weapon story from NieR: Automata.

>>55203491
Probably hide behind the monster that slaughtered the palace lord and staff and kidnapped her?

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>>55208504
>Machine Heads

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>>55208593
>The PCs realizes the barmaid needs power to keep her castle.
>PC Wizard enchants the heads of the King and Queen, turning them into gauntlets.
>Puts a restriction on them that prevents them from being used by people who don't meet specific physical standards.

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>>55203639