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>Playing as a lizardfolk with a flying motorcycle
>Enemy spell casters descending upon where my party is making a last stand upon our grounded airship
>They're shooting spells at us like nobody's business
>Get in my flying motorcycle while carrying my electric trident and my skaad tadpole, bring along the dwarf party member
>Party thinks I'm abandoning them to flee
>I give the motorcycle to the dwarf and tell them not to break my shit
>Jump out and fall to the ground in the middle of the spellcasters, rolling a natural 20 as I just start to rip the spell casters to shreds with my prosthetic claws
>Save the party doing something badass
Tell me about some of your latest cool moments in your campaigns tg!
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>>55199764
Your DM must be a fucking pussy to give you targets that a fighter can kill.
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>3.5e
>Chaotic campaign
>Playing an Oracle
>Final fight of the campaign, fighting against an LG Lich and the Lady of Pain in the middle Sigil
>Things are looking grim, I'm pretty much out of spells
>Except for Grease
>Cast it
>20
>Lich slips and his phylactery goes flying into the Lady of Pain, explodes her out of reality.
Needless to say I had bacon for dinner that night.
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>>55199764
>Reddit spacing
>Shitty (fake) story
>"Dude, natural 20 LOL"
Yup, it's cancer.
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>>55199764
>rolling a natural 20
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>>55199805
>Le NATURAL TWENTY
>And we defeated THE LADY OF PAIN
Fucking Lord.
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>>55199824
Oh fuck off, you elitist asshole, I've never been to Reddit in my life.
I came here from 1d4chan.
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>>55199835
That's even worse!
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>>55199837
>>55199835
Just fuck already.
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>>55199837
Uh, how??
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>>55199764
Just KYS now.
>N
>O
>R
>M
>I
>E
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>>55199824
dont blame him, blame the GM that let that happen
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>>55199805
Your DM is a retard. So are you, but you can't help it.
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