>Week-long Dungeons and Dragons marathon in the woods >Subsisting

>>55198446
On a short term, you can survive off some small things.
Long term, you're going to ruin your body, especially a party of adventurers. You need meat, calcium, ect.

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>>55198446

>>55198446
Did you have a bard or ranger to tell you which mushrooms to eat?

>>55198469
I'm not sure he means the characters.

>>55198446
Youll spend more time looking for food and keeping everything functional youll lose a lot of play time.

>>55198446
No, you'll get yourselves killed

>>55198488
>Bard
Don't listen to the bard, he has no clue whether or not it's edible but he'll be sure to convince you it's safe to eat

>>55198446
Sure, I would agree to this then bypass the ridicule by fasting through the challenge.

On the other hand, drinking water might be a concern. Dehydration becomes issue in matter of days.

>>55198446
No, Shaun. Smoking weed and doing shrooms are not roleplaying.

>>55198446
Looking for them untrained will most likely cost you more energy than it'll provide. If you have things to do besides not dying I'd say it's a terrible idea.

It worked for hunter gatherers because they had all day to work on their not dying skills. Contrary to your cunts not dying skills who simply consist of "I HAZ A SHARP".

>>55198446
Do it and film the results.

Or just take some food, booze, camp near a stream and just play D&D while camping normally.

Do you know that even edible mushroom are just eaten for taste, and have almost no nutritional value?

Eat the halfling first

>>55198446
>>Subsisting on wild mushrooms and shrubbery
>Is this a good idea?

Does shrubbery go on a cheese burger? Fuck No! So don't go.

Besides, everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) knows that Pretzels equal "Iron Rations" while gaming. Only some kind of 'English' Ponce eats shrubbery.

>>55198446
Ever heard of Chris McCandless?

>>55198469
>you need meat
Hahaha, looks like (((they))) got another one!

>>55200826
"Kill the elf! Cut his throat! Kill the elf! Bash him in!"

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>>55198446
what about bringing food with you? does that sounds insane?

>>55198469
Turns out there's this handy thing out innawoods called "it's full of fukken animals", and that trapping, fishing and hunting are not the hardest things in the world to learn.

Seriously, why do city people think surviving in temperate woodlands (if OP's pic is anything to go by) is hard.

>>55202272
You know most sane nations have laws against poaching and doing that without a license means big fine if not prison time, right?

>>55198446
News headline

Group of nerds airlifted from forest after eating local shrubbery.

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>>55198446
Bring a weeks worth of summer sausage for each of you.

>>55198640
So, in other words, this *is* a good idea, since it'll get rid of at least an group worth of stupid people.