Say /tg/, does anyone have that one greentext about the party

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>>55197799

>>55197888
Nice trips Khorne`

>>55197983
Reminds me of a story my buddy was telling today, about a no-longer-friend who was a petty That Guy of a DM, and a very incompetent one.

Case in point, when He invited both my friends for a game and it was just the three of them:
>"This is a revenge game, isn't it?"
>"Yep."
>"We're fucking with him, aren't we?"
>"Yep."

They make two identical fighters, and make him rage-quit his pathetic attempt at revenge from a previous game by level 3.

Tower Shields and Repeating Heavy Crossbows. The tower shields are spiked, on the bottom. First round of every combat:
>"I attack the ground!"
Shield braced, they hose enemies down and have D&D Batman's utility belt in alchemical concoctions for any of the other BS things he can send at them.

>>55198350
>D&D Batman's utility belt
Brutal.

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>>55197749
I gotchu senpai.

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>>55198800
And the bonus sequel hook.

>>55198800
>>55198807
Thank you sir!

>>55198800
>>55198807

I just like the idea of that first guy showing up out of nowhere, mistaking the party for the assholes that killed his master, and all the others keep showing up for revenge for that first guy.

Just a string of Kung Fu Hustle styled retired cooks that happen to also be terrifying warriors in their own right, and the party keeps stumbling over them.

anyone have the screencap of the three stages of lawful good thing?