If you could make a golem out of any material, modern or otherwise,

>>55197165
Neutronium.

>>55197165
Carbon fiber, because then he'd look hella fast.

>>55197171
I came here to post this. Since my job has been fulfilled and I am not inclined in amy field that would help in this matter, I will simply bump this thread becuase I have nothing else to do.

>>55197165
Sphere of Annihilation Golem for the win! But where would I keep it?

>>55197310
I pity the man who has something else to do and yet is on /tg/.

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>>55197165

Phazon.

Ice 9.

>Obligatory anti-matter golem.

Chlorine gas.

Quarks.

>>55197165
Tungsten Carbide.

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>>55197165
As if there's any other choice

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>>55197357
>mfw we are all quark golems

>>55197410
Wouldn't it be brittle and easily snapped? Hardness doesn't always equal durability.

>>55197165
Negative matter.

>>55197165
Smaller Golems

>>55197165
Golems.

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>>55197171
Dis nigga knows what's up

>>55197464
So do you deal with this by like, Wishing it out of existance, or sending it into a star?

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>>55197165
Pic related.
>"But how does it not explode instantly?"
Magic "skin"

>>55197464
>>55197171
>>55197310
Reminder that Neutronium, properly known as neutron degenerate matter, is like a gas formed under the high pressures found in Neutron stars, and would not behave like a super hard metal in Earthlike pressure conditions.

Enjoy your neuro-normative cognition, normalfags.

>>55197165
Can I make multiple golems? Any shape I want as long as I have the raw materials?

If I only get one, then I'd make it out of some cool shit like titanium

If I can make multiples, then stone or iron.

>>55197165
Computronium

>>55197587
You're a fucking idiot, stop talking about things you know nothing about.

Neutron degenerate matter is it's own state. Calling it a gas is like calling a circle a square.

>>55197661
No it's not. I said it was LIKE a gas, not a gas, and it's just a simplification for a traditional games message board, you tryhard, pretentious prick. Now fuck off and cry somewhere.

>>55197487
Be a deity, have infinite constitution, infinite strength, and immunity to death effects.

Lure it away from any star system that's relevant to you and punch it.

Funnily enough, you still lose some of your HP, unless infinite con also gives infinite regeneration, not sure about this.

>>55197165
Flourine gas.

>>55197587
I think it's more like a liquid, actually. A super-conducting, frictionless liquid made of neutrons.

>>55197903
Go big or go home. Chlorine tri-fluoride is even worse than fluoride, and produces acidic bone-eating toxic fumes as a side-effect of burninating everything it looks at.

>>55197725
Infinite Regen is a separate ability

INDISSOLUBLE (EX)
You possess amaranthine stoicism.
Prerequisites: Fast Healing 250.
Benefit: You possess infinite fast healing. You are restored to full health
at the beginning of the next round.
Special: To physically defeat you, your opponents must reduce your
hit points to -10 or lower within a single round, since you start each round
with full hit points (unless you have been killed).

As opposed to Omnific Toughness wich gives you Infinite Hit Points

>>55197165
Nth Metal

>>55197165
Quintessence

fears and regrets

>>55197577

No, chemist! That doesn't want to be matter.

>>55197382
The paragon of materials!

>>55198163
Now imagine the scare it'll put into the enemy!

Dioxygen difluoride, chlorine trifluoride, or HO_5.

Xeelee construction material

>>55198227
>HO_5
Got a name for this chemical, because Google's giving me capsaicin.

>>55197165
Silver

Electrons

https://what-if.xkcd.com/140/

>>55197418
Silly anon, diamonds are the strongest metal known the man.

>>55197587
>Enjoy your neuro-normative cognition, normalfags.

>Look at me I had a knowledge base others didnt, im a fucking snowflake autist.

Fuck people like you are cancer and far more neurotypical than you are even capable of knowing.

>>55197165
Time

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>>55197165
> If you could make a golem out of any material, modern or otherwise, what would be the best material to make one out of?
"I can't believe it's not butter!".

>>55198399
The structure is HOOOOOH, an ionized product of peroxide and ozone. Highly unstable, oxidizes pretty much anything very quickly.

>>55197171
>Neutronium

So your golem just fell through the ground because it's too heavy for the ground to support its weight.

Now, depending on your cosmology, you either have an immobile neutronium golem at either the center of the planet, in a hole at the bottom layer of hell, or making a small crack in the shell of a really big turtle.

>>55197165
Depends on what you want.
>waifu
Flesh.
>assassin
Some kind of invisible gas golem.
>bodyguard
WBN

You could find other purposes for a golem, something about strong magnetism or electicity. Maybe something about heat.

>>55198544
How would a cancer golem be like?

>>55198399
Why not a spicy golem?

>>55198962
A constantly mutating, pulsating mass of flesh that lashes out on everything nearby?

>>55197165
Tendies

>>55198962
A 4channer.

Mud, mud is cool.

>>55197655
That's not a golem, that's a jupiter brain.

>>55197591
Titanium is only useful in a few highly specific circumstances
Like say if weight restrictions mattered because you were putting it on a boat or wanted it to fly or so, then yes
Otherwise, use high grade steel instead

>>55197165
In GURPS Technomancer, the US started using iron golems in the Vietnam war. They were often trapped in mud, so it switched to titanium for the military and molded plastic for civilian labor.

>>55197165
>If you could make a golem out of any material, modern or otherwise, what would be the best material to make one out of?
Adamantite nanites.

Clay, you fucking plebs

>>55197165
Carbon nanotube buckyballs.


Lexan golem would be pretty cool. Back in the day, there were Stained Glass golems. So a lava-lamp golem made of pressed layers of colored lexan with pressurized alchemical elixers flowing through the interior pockets would be pretty awesome.

>>55197487
You don't.
Its meant to be like the lady of pain, but actually stated.

>>55197165
...Super Compressed air?

>>55197282
>>55197410
>>55201388
>>55202430
I'd honestly just go for a Carbon Elemental...
Have ALL the Carbon Nanostructures, changing formation as you wish.

>>55201042
>mud is cool.
Ice is cooler

>>55197165
oxygen, literally can't be destroyed

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Dads

Uranium, then make it wield a rod of reactive material it can thrust into itself to trigger a nuclear explosion whenever needed

I don't know what I'd make it out of, but I'd paint it in a layer of that Vantablack stuff just for kicks.

>>55201218
Depends on how big it is, anon

>make very, very tiny computronium golem
>maybe about the size of a goblin or halfling
>it's already smarter than most people; sell them as conveniently sized advisors to the king

>make person sized computronium golem; as smart as, or even smarter than, the greatest of wizards and academics the world has ever seen
>install it as the head of entire nations

>make giant sized computronium golem
>chain it down and imprison it in a mountain as an oracle

Diamond te hardest metal know to man

>>55197675
Pretty sure Neutronium is still gonna be denser than most conventional solids, even at Earth level pressure.

It's own gravity will compress it down, regardless of pressure.

>>55197165
Maxamet

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>>55197464
>an Earth-sized planet would have roughly 122,880 hp

>>55206513
That's it?

>>55206829
>>55206513
Yes but all huge shit has a damage threshold that you have to exceed before they take anything at all. It doesn't matter if the castle wall only has 60 hp, you whacking it for 1 damage with a sword will never destroy the wall since you have to do 20 at once just to even dent it.

>>55197171
Inb4 quark gluon plasma golem or black hole golem. Just go with big crunch golem.

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>>55207454
Heh

Foreskin

Darksteel, my dudes. Lightweight, AND indestructible. I'm not trying to skirt the lines between a "suit of armor" and "power armor," my answers would be different. So for this question, darksteel from Mirrodin works.

>>55207889
I'm retarted and while reading responses, thought people were talking about armor and not golems because I forgot. I am stupid.

>>55197165
titanium.
>relatively lightweight, so it doesn't sink into the dirt.
>hard. difficult to pierce and embedded blades can hold their sharpness.
>strong, difficult to crack and bend.
>100% plausible.

Pumice, so i can use him as a boat in case of floods.

I'll make my golem out of golems. It will be the Golem Golem.

>>55197165
TNT

time for fun

>>55209405
C4 for controlled booms, Tannerite for funtimes when they get attacked

also lead shot. Ice works great vs. these

>>55197165
gunpowder

>>55198561
You read Iron Council by any chance? The description of the time golem there was pretty memorable.

Aerogel

>golem that can jump several miles high in a single bound
>strong enough to support several thousand times its weight

>>55197165
stem cells

>>55198454
That would be Dragonforce.

>>55197487
>So do you deal with this by like, Wishing it out of existance, or sending it into a star?
You mix timeless body, time stop, and a arcane fusioned vile damage lesser acid orb to kill it with a 20 sorc.
Or you just throw something at it with a hulking hurler for enough damage to kill him and his whole genealogy.

>>55210917 (You)
Or i forgot the best one: you bring a epic binder to summon a orb of annihilation, and then you use the orb on the creature. That should kill it, too.

Solar radiation

Love

BEE GOLEM

Dark Matter???

the collective thoughts of the average 4chan user

>>55197171
fpbp

>>55197165
Bioplastics or orbs of annihilation.

>>55202849
Carbon is arguably the best answer. The ability to create nano structures on the fly allows the golem to shapeshift. Plus being able to harden into diamond is a huge bonus

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>>55213148
Already been done

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>>55198592

>>55197577
Goodness me that's a lot of nitrogen vaguely held together.

I would have a golem that is constructed out of countless smaller golems, who are in turn, constructed out of an even greater number of even smaller golems

>>55207889
Anon, I dont know how to put this...

>>55197165
Jews.

>>55197165
Non-Newtonian fluid

>>55216194
The dreaded Golemgolemgolem.

Guns
I'm going to animate a big pile of guns

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> not having an OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE golem

pathetic

>>55198692
Don't be stupid. Neutronium is so dense that a humanish volume of the stuff would crush itself into a sphere immediately, and there's a reasonable chance that it alters the trajectory of the local star, because it will be roughly as massive as it is. Oh, and it will completely destroy the planet it's on, and very likely start accreting matter from the planet into itself and smashing it into more neutronium.

>>55220457
That's the point

>>55210019
>collapses if you punch it

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>>55197165
Nintendium

>>55197165
Anti-osmium

>>55197165
styrofoam

>>55197357
wouldn't anything made out of ice-9 be a complete and utter doomsday device? If I remember correctly any liquid water molecule ice-9 touches instantly rebonds into ice-9, which means touching any body of water directly leading into the ocean would destroy all life on Earth.

>>55197165
Styrofoam
Cornstarch
Glass
Powdered Glass
Cake
Existing Statue

>>55220195
Ave Nex Alea

>>55197357
Phazon golem with a hive mind control over all phazon corrupted creatures?

>>55210728
Surely it would be Diamond Head?

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A trite in-joke golem.

Ingredients:
1.) This thread
2.) The average 40kid
3.) 60 globs of /pol/lution
4.) The entirety of Paizo

>>55203448

Vantablack golem.

>>55197577
I recognize this is a crazy molecule made out of nitrogen in weird fucking ways, but what the hell is it supposed to do?

>>55213973
NOT BORN

SHIT INTO EXISTENCE

>>55227366
It is very unstable and has been known to explode randomly

>nobody has said Vibranium yet
are you fuckin gaygises?

>>55227366
It is so packed full of energy and unstable that when you put it in a spectrometer sometimes the small amount of light shined on it is enough to make it explode.

The constituent components and conditions for a gamma ray burst; this being either a miniature black hole or quasar. Why bother destroying your enemy when you can just annihilate the local galactic cluster around it?