Ignoring prestigiditatuon, what standard character class would

In DnD any one that can use a wand of unseen servant. Done.

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>>55122650
>A real maid, not a fetish one
You can't fool me anon

>>55122650
Rogue. High dex, usually good charisma, lots of miscellaneous skills.

>>55122650

Ninja

you never see them

>>55122650
Any kind of spell caster obviously

>asks about a real maid
>posts a fetish one

>>55122650
>female maids
>good
They're just fap bait for looking sexy while doing a sub par job of cleaning your house. If you want the job done properly get a butler

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>>55122650
A witch.

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>>55122650
A PALADIN MAID WILL SLAY ALL DUST DEVILS!!!

>>55122650
Freelancer.

>>55122711
And pretty good at doing their job all the while not being seen.

Bards. Pretty useless for anything else, really...

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>>55122650
Just play Maid.

>>55122848
>furries
>40k
>Rozen Maiden
Holy shit. this entire image is basically one big malignant tumor.

>>55125196
It's from a bygone age.

>>55122773
Yeah, I don't get what OP is thinking. It's not like it's hard to find pictures of real maids.

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>>55122848
Paladin/Maid is absolutely the superior combination.

>>55122794

Butlers don't clean you dumb shit. Do you know nothing?

>>55122794
A butler isn't a 'male maid', he's one of the most senior staff members, 2nd only to a steward if the estate is grand enough to have one. He is there to oversee the cleaners, or even the people who oversee the clearners, not do the cleaning. It's like saying "don't go to a prostitute, if you want the job done properly get a pimp"

Monk
Sucking is their expertise field

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>>55122708
>implying

>>55122743

FE fates anyone?

>>55125434
>>55125532
Clearly the other Anon needs Maid (male).

>>55125196
You're new around here we don't expect you to understand.

>>55125791
I'm old enough to realize how cancerous it is.

>>55122650
Just build a small fleet of cleaning robots.

What could go wrong?

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>>55125612
Shit maid senpai.
Also, how would a heel blade be useful outside of that single very specific context? Isn't the blade usually on the front, because it's more intuitive to kick in that direction?

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>>55126045
>implying
I'm no martial arts expert, but I'm pretty sure you can hit with heel even on a forward kick. Besides she's packing plenty a weaponry for all the less specific scenarios.

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>>55122650
Bard, obviously.

If I'm wealthy enough to have a maid then I'm wealthy enough to throw lavish parties.

Anyone can clean, prepare meals, garden, please me and the wife when one or the other of us is at work or at the club, see to the pets, keep organized the bottles and books.

What I need is a knowledgeable dilettante that can maintain the home, competently handle the affairs and repairs of the estate, tutor the kids, hold enthralling conversation with my esteemed guests, and provide pleasant party music.

That's a bard's job.

Wizard. Being an apprentice is basically being a maid, except you get paid in lessons.

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>>55126608
>Being a wife is basically being a maid, except you get paid in dick.

>>55126638
The hardest currency knows to man.
Or woman.
And to some animals.

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>"OHHHH M-MAIDOOO SUGOIII~"
Why are Japanese people and weebs such retarded imbeciles?

>>55126844
>If you want a girl that can take care of the household and loves you, you have mommy issues
And they wonder why marriages are less common than ever.

>>55126854
I'm not OP, I just answered a dumb question. Or do you believe everyone who disagrees with you is the same person?

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>>55122650
A berserker, obviously.

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>>55126991
At least you're self-aware

>>55126814
Maids are definitively NOT Yamato Nadeshiko.

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>>55122650
Thread theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahqu1nd3Zu8

>>55122711
And skilled in thievery. Yeah, no thanks.

>>55125532
>not fucking the pimp to show dominance

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Barbarian rage makes cleaning go faster.

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>tfw old motherly mexican maid
>tfw banging her teenage granddaughter

>>55128328
You do know she's only fucking you to get a greencard, right?

>>55122650
a maid that can understand the wishes and orders of it's master and fullfill it with efficiency and fanatic obedience is a good maid

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>>55122848

That pic is a relic at this point. It's a thing of beauty from an age long passed.

>>55125196
You make me sad.

>>55128783
She was born in America.
No, she fucks me because I buy her stuff and I'm cool with that.

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>>55122650
GURPS

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>>55128328
nice

>>55125801
>I'm old enough to pretend.

>>55125532
Thid is wrong.
A good butler is learned in keeping the wine cellar, and the pantry well serviced he musn't necessary be able to lead the servants.
From what I have seen the valet is usually the senior servantman.

>>55122650
>what standard character class would do the best job as a maid
Bar-
>not a fetish one
I dunno, fighter? They don't have much else going for them

>>55126045
>I don't know about kicking: The Post.

>>55131578
Hence him asking about kicking.

>Lack of reading comprehension: The Post

>>55122799
...Congratulations anon, you made me feel.

>>55122650
>Ignoring prestigiditatuon, what standard character class would do the best job as a maid? A real maid, not a fetish one.
Ultramarine, of course.

>>55122799
That's the one where the wheelchair kid is in love with the zombie chick, right?

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>>55132196
Yeah. Also, really fucking massive spoiler here but it needs to be said.

Their relationship is fucking disturbing. And I'm not talking about the underage boy having a relationship with an undead goddess part, I mean the part where she loses her memory and he has to reintroduce himself to her EVERY FUCKING DAY. He describes it as "falling in love again every day" so we're supposed to feel warm and fuzzy about it, but it's atrocious. It's like she has a variant of Alzheimer that isn't polite enough to kill you in the end.

In DnD probably a monk.

Physically fit, good attention to detail, wise enough to figure things out without being told, ascetic so won't steal or be vulnerable to bribery, used to chores from time as temple acolyte, capable of defending your property, won't want much pay, and won't get bored, has the advantage of being fast and stealthy if needed.

Barbarian - would smash things, isn't very socially adept

Bard - would get bored, might steal things, distractable

Fighter - would be okay but not great

Cleric, Paladin - would judge you and feel like telling you about it is justified

Rogue - would be tempted to steal or betray you for money

Sorcerer, Wizard, Warlock - would demand high pay, get bored, possibly screw you over for arcane power/magical thingumagigs

>>55129494
1, 2, 5 and 8 are the only acceptable choices, the rest are shit

>>55131462
Not exactly, the valet is an irregular, he's outwith the standard structure of the servants answerable directly only the lord of the house. A valet might exist entirely without staff being present, such as in the case of everyone's favourite - Jeeves, or within a large household acting as the servant directly responsible for attending to the Lord of the house, such as Bates from Downton.
But they do tend to require a broader skill set than even the Butler, though they do not tend to command a leadership or managerial position.

>prestigiditatuon
Gesundheit.

>>55133506
I am unsure if you are confusing the current with an old system.
There used to be a Household Manager or Stewards who both kept the household if the lady of the house is unwilling and organized the servant but they fell out of use for most everyone.
Without a Steward most family have the valet take over the role, seeing as he is the senior servant and all the male servant already reported to him.
The female staff report to the butler but only if there is no Housekeeper, which is rarely the case.

Butler do seem to most the head servant, as he is usually the second servant to greet a visitor.
And as he both services the pantry and the wine cellar he does have one servant who can run errant for him.

valet is the dude who parks my car and delivers my luggage to my room

>>55132350
To be fair, that's pretty much the atmosphere of the entire fucking manga.

>>55129265
So a sugar daddy then? How old is she?

The best maid is your childhood friend that grew up and suddenly shows up at your door wanting to be your slave maid while also having big tits.

Basically the maid in heaven plot

>>55128328
Hnnngh this is my fetish, i hope she calls you
>ay, papi harder

>>55134818
>tfw parents had a young big-titted maid who helped with a lot of the housework when I was a child
>tfw never realised what I was missing until years later
I still wonder if she was the cause of some of my fetishes.

>>55132350
Well the point of the story is imperfect love and the compromises we make in order to keep it, bro
>cripple kid and zombie waifu
>artist guy and ghost waifu
>yakuza bro and witch waifu
The ultimate conclusion being that love is messy but worth it.

>>55126045
Man, I wish panties in real life worked like that.

>>55136427
With some clever elastic positioning weaved into the partir fabric could force the shapping.

>>55136536
Prepare a kickstarter and I'll be the first backer.

>>55129494
5 in the winter or during cold/rainy summer days
3 on warm days.
6 for trips to the beach

>>55136556
China killed my countries clothing manufacturers. It would be hard as balls to find someone with the skills to make a prototype

>>55129494
4, 5 and 8 are the only acceptable choices, the rest are shit

>>55122650
>not a fetish one
Not with that picture, OP.
And if animu has teached me anything, it's that assassins and ninjas are the most competent maids, they can clean anything within seconds while maintaining a deadpan expression.

>>55132350
>I've read none of Dowman Sayman's other works, the post
>>55132970
Go home, Kobayashi. You're drunk.

>>55134804
Yeah pretty much, I've been poking her taco since a few weeks before her quincenera and she's 16 now. She claims I was her first and so far her only one but I'm pretty sure it's bs.

>>55134889
She alternates between my last name when she wants to make me hard and my first name when she wants something.
>mister [last name] it's so big
>rrrrobert can I stay over tonight?

>>55136610
>>55136536
>>55136556
Man I can already imagine how this takes off
>Hello everyone, im Johanna from CNN and today I will tell you about this new competitor in the lingerie business that might bump victorias secret off the first place. Waifufit produces panties exclusively. Their unique selling point is how the elastics accentuate the buttox and vulva. Their best selling product is what they advertise as the "shimapan", blue and white striped panties
>We have searched far and wide for the CEO, and we finally found him. While his company has grown to a dazzling size today, he still lives humbly in his mother's basement
>So John, what do you think made your idea such a success
>w-well it started as a simple kickstarter idea I got from the internet, I tried to get funding and i got it
>how did you manage to fight the big brands
>I think it was the fact we use simple patterns with little frills and we really went for a niche. Early on traps that mailed me for panties with extra crotch space for their feminine penis really helped
>traps? feminine penis
>Yes, so traps are men that crossdress and feminine penis was a way to sell gay stuff in the more conservative states
>but a penis is a penis, its still gay
>[cut]
>You can leave, now
>back to you, Dave

>>55137451
I'm still trying to figure out a way to indroduce a maid cafe into my country and actually earn a profit.

So this post made me laugh more than it should

>>55137491
They are extremely awkward and I think getting girls would actually be a problem. I think western women would rather work in a strip joint than actually being servile.

>>55137516
South America, getting employee is not the hard part

>>55137527
>hey, where is Jose, we need him to help saw this drugdealer his head off since he didnt give us our cut
>I think he is in the maid cafe
>fucking hell, how often do I need to tell him, first we do business, then we go to the cafe together. I bet he is hoarding maria for himself again

>>55137555
>every country is Colombia
Nah it is more of an issue of the hook than anything else.
There was one, but the fuckers forgot the cafe part and had atrocious food.
It was near subway stations named "Cumming" the jokes regarding the place didn't help either

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>>55137582
>>>every country is Colombia
>Nah

>>55137610
Ok now I'm confused. Explain?

>>55137693
How is not every south american country like colombia

>>55137706
Because they are not. In the same way not every European country is not Germany or every country in North America is Canada

>>55137706
The other countries have a lower rate of homicide. And child abduction.

>>55137786
Chile for example those things are almost nonexistent.

>>55137786
But is there headsawing in for example brazil?

>>55137812
Maybe, Brazil is a rather big place. Look up proper maps and not the classic globe maps and you'll see how big other countries actually are.

Beside the joke countries like Venezuela most of South America is rather safe. At least you won't get gun down just because someone cut you in traffic (first news I heard when I arrive at Miami early this year)

>>55137235
She rolls her r's?
WAIT you slept with a 14 year old? That's fucking sick and gross

>>55137491
>>55137516
Build it close to the local theater or acting school. That way you'll get plenty of girls looking for a part time job that they can spin as "acting experience" as well as the fruity eccentric clientele who are into that sort of thing. Thematic cafes and restaurants aren't that rare, the trick would be trying to distance yourself from the idea of a fetish bar and actually try to be half classy with how you present your theme. Stress that's its a "Victorian Era" establishment as opposed to a big titty maidu cafe.

>>55138347
Actually that is not a bad idea.
Thanks you random anon

>>55138347
>Stress that's its a "Victorian Era" establishment as opposed to a big titty maidu cafe.
But the maid cafe is all about having a doting maid that draws a picture on your omelet with sauce and acts like a big titty animu girl. A victorian era classy cafe/bar is something entirely different. You would put that in another district with a different type of servants (wellspoken, wellmannered men and women wearing classy servants clothing)

>>55138397
Well my country has a lot of "café con piernas" basically a regular cafe with waitress wearing very tiny and tight dresses.

So distancing the cafe from that but also mantainging part of the "maid" concept could work.

>>55138414
I think French Maid Cafe would work best. Make it appear stylish and serve good stuff. The title alone should let people know that they are getting into a high class fetish cafe.

>>55138454
The fetish part will be a pain in the ass here. But I can work around that by treating it as uniform

>>55138099
A very forward 14 year old with C-cups and child-bearing hips, I don't regret a thing

>>55137706
Think about it like this: in Africa there is desert but also jungle.

>>55137527
> South american maid cafe
That's a genius idea.

>>55138994
So a fattie. Ok.

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>>55139557
Ive been through the looking glass

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>>55122650
Peasant Hero

>>55139599
Chile has a rain forest, the dryst desert in the world, tundra and random island in the middle of the pacific.

>>55139944
Nobody cares about Chile though.

>>55126670
>And to some animals.
A fucking leaf

>>55140078
Unless you care about wine or berries

>>55140156
We have plenty of wine here, being the closest to both france and italy.

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>>55122650
Wizard, Summon monster, animate object, unseen servant, ect.

bumping for cute half-orc maids

>>55122650
Still a wizard. Unseen Servant.

>>55140422
or some illusions to make the room look clean in a pinch.

>>55142262
>half-orc girls
>cute

>>55139898
>Hentai with historical costume design

muh dick

>>55144895
Maid related porn should aspire to this standar

>>55145475
That's just cruel

>>55145028
90% of the maid porn is current day girls that wear the japanese derivation of the french maid costume

>>55151584
That goes away 5 seconds into the video.

>>55138994
Pedo

>>55152132
Fuck this in all of its formats.
If I look something up because I'm into something, then it better be an actual focal point and have effort put into it.
It's like if someone said "Recommend me D6 systems" and they get recommended D&D because character creation rolling for stats is 4d6b3 or whatever.

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>>55144895
>>55145028
I know, right?

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>>55144755

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>>55154515
>>55144755
> Half orc
> Half-elf

>>55126045
She is literally loaded with enough weapons to outgun a SWAT team, it isnt that it is a too specific weapon that's the problem here, it is that she has weapons literally everywhere in the first place.

>>55126536
This.

Even made one once in 5e, Human, getting that inspiring feat that gives additional temp HP on rests, going support "I make everyone around me feel better with my presence" route.

She had been apart of a noble house until she was picked up at level 5. Party got a surprise when they saw just how much a group of peasants can do with AoE buffs, tempoary hp that almost doubled their HP pool, and with penalties to the enemies.

>>55154444
sauce

>>55155045
Mai Dog Love - I think this is from the third chapter.

>>55155114
Thank you.

>>55139599
Anon, do you know where that reaction image comes from? Because I do.

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>>55155857
I cropped it myself anon-kun

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>>55155869
This a chore to find suitable frames that are both sufficiently innocent and not too disrupted by speech bubbles.

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>>55155959
but sometimes the speech is what makes it work

>>55155959
God damn it why did that have to have to contain a prolapse.

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>>55155978
true enough

>>55137723
>not ... every country in North America is Canada

Thank God.

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>>55122650
>real maid
>not fetish maid.

I don't understand.

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>>55158289
Maids are pure you pervert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zojY06rkfdY

>>55139944
One of the hawaiian islands has every climate on earth except for true desert (they have the temp/humidity but no sand, its all just volcanic rock) and true tundra (once again, temps are there, but no flat land).

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>>55158528
Riiight.

Snarky but ultimately obedient is best kind of maid.

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>>55158849
God I want Matsurika to abuse me and call me a filthy stinking pig.

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Captcha image
Is the thread self aware?

>>55158528

Maids are for bullying and lewd

>>55144024
There was a Static Shock episode about that, it didn't end well for the girl.

>>55125612
This looks amazing, sauce?

>>55122650
Depends on who the maid is employed by. A maid cleaning up after a rowdy bunch, like a fraternity or a guild house would either be a fighter/warrior type with a lot of endurance and strength to pick up and organize everything. However, a significantly rich guild or fraternity could employ a sorcerer who can clean using their magic--we're talking fantastically rich, though.

A maid that tends to a single family or person would vary greatly depending on that person's needs. A man who loves books and has a library to rival The Capital's own would want a smart and organized maid, as the books would take up a majority of their time even after cooking and other odd-jobs. A rogue or a Wizard, depending on wealth, would be a must. On the other hand, a old couple who insists on landscaping a sizable yard would want someone strong and capable with plants, a warrior or a druid would fit better. Since I haven't mentioned them, bards or other face-type characters would fit well with a family who frequently has visitors, extended family or business, either would benefit from a very personable maid who can not only charm the quests, but know how to interact with them intuitively. Singing or some other form of entertainment would go a long way as well.

Maids are people too, anon. And a maid's job is as varied as standard character classes themselves.

>>55160878
>sauce?
Black Lagoon, though minimaid doesn't show until season 2.5

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>>55124479
I really want to play this purely for the novelty value.

>>55161051
All things consider is not a bad game.

>>55139898
sauce?

>>55125801
if only the gay furries still flooded this board, then maybe you'd leave forever

>>55162719
Mai Dog Love 1

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>>55122650

>>55128328
wew