Hey, guys. You know how skeletons in tabletop games are usually

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>>55118465
Wow, fellow paladin. I never considered that point of view before. Maybe us paladins should pay reparations to the skeletons as a way to atone for our living privilege.

humans need food, water, warmth, space to live and shit in, company, protection from weather and animals thus they need to co-operate and build some kind of community and shelter which gives rise to (peaceful) civilization etc.

skeletons circumvent most of these. they don't need to care for other living things, no need to improve their surroundings, no need to fight for their children and wives, pay no heed to survival issues. NO SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG

>>55118465
I, too, would totally give my right femur to have paladins stop being so cruel to skelletons, my fellow palladin.

Paladins have femurs, right? Just checking...for a friend.

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>I cast lay on hands

>>55118465

FORESTS FOR THE ELVES, MOUNTAINS FOR THE DWARVES, NECROPOLI FOR EVERYBODY! Everybody says there is this NECROMANCY problem. Everybody says this NECROMANCY problem will be solved when the living world pours into EVERY necropolis and ONLY into necropoli.

Blackcrypt and Darktomb are just as crowded as Lothlorien or Rivendell, but nobody says Lothlorien and Rivendell will solve this NECROMANCY problem by bringing in millions of living and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this NECROMANCY problem is for EVERY necropolis and ONLY necropoli to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-wights.

Skeletons that walk around without a body to support are basically NEETs and serve no purpose. The actual skeletons that matter are inside the flesh of the living, and their voice is what really matters, not the voice of some basement dwelling freeloaders.

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>>55119799
I will free my brethren from their prison in the living.

>>55120221
No thanks my skeleton is happy where it is the proof is it helped me type this.

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>>55120302

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>>55118465
Or maybe the reason that you keep getting attacked by paladins is because you're shit and act like shit and so need to be flushed like shit.

How about, it's a wild idea I know but hear me out, how about you stop acting like shit? Maybe if you made some minimal effort to act like an actual person and an not a walking affront to civilization and society people wouldn't treat you like a walking affront to civilization and society. Fucking wild idea, I know.

But you won't you'll just scream "Vitalist Shitlord!" or "b-but muh undead culture!" or some such bullshit and liberal nu-Necromancers will make excuses for you're deplorable behaviour and you will never fucking learn.

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>>55120302
>muscles force the skeleton to move unwillingly in some sort of sick puppet show
>'happy'