Gonna make a yugioh rpg for my dumbass friends, tell me what

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>In a nihilistic discussion we had, I made an allegory to life is like Yugioh only with a deck you hardly can control.

>Decided to make an rpg based off of this where every player is born with a deck and solves all of life's problems like getting dates, landing a job they want, or not being murdered by a serial killer by dueling them
>However, their born deck is pretty much the only cards they'll ever see. From time to time they may be able to in minor ways alter the decks cards list or add in new cards, but nothing dramatic.

>Somehow I guarantee it will still be more balanced than real Yugioh.

This is sort of a side rant to how fucking broken the actual game is where God damn algerbra is less tedious. What urks me isn't even broken mechanics but where Konami sweeps it under the rug by an expansive ban list that works about as well as banning trolls when mods are the ones that ruin everything. Like say for example Pot of Greed, nobody even tries to argue bringing back Pot of Greed, but Maxx C took for fucking ever to get restricted and for the past God damn decade Maxx C has been pretty much better than pot of greed. But goodluck getting those heroin addicts at /r/yugioh to admit that.

It would just make more fucking sense if there was a DM there to not only control on some level what cards every player has in their deck, but there to interpret the card's meaning. Because when you have twenty paragraphs of card text, you're gonna need someone there to tell you up from down.

Really the only thing yugioh has going for it is the artwork.