Warfuckery spawns this bitch in your room right now, how

>>55106128
I'm more unfuckable than half the virgins here, my wizardry is safe.

>>55106128
Very!

>>55106128
Least I'd die masturbating

>>55106128
Pretty fucked, she doesn't seem like the type to assume that I had nothing to do with her sudden appearance in my home. Plus, she also doesn't seem like the type to not kill me to alleviate some frustration and then try to force the next person she meets to explain where she is to her.

>>55106128
On a scale of penis to vagina?
All the way.

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>>55106128
>Lelith
Bitch is the galaxy's more oversexed being, I would tell her to get out my home.

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>>55106128
I tell her I really liked her acting in Perfect and in True Lies

I dunno, Im wearing a t-shirt, so I guess I have a chance.

>>55106128
All the ways i don't like.

>>55106128
I'm not worthy of her attention. She sneers at me and goes out to find a worthy foe

>>55106128
Offer her a bowl of eggs.

>>55106128
>no self-defense training
>out of shape
>high pain tolerance due to resistance to most pain killers
She tortures me until it no longer amuses her, then she fucks off.

>>55106128
I ask her if I can lick her asshole until she gets bored.

>>55106128
Well I'm not in my room right now So I guess I got some time before the fucking happens

>>55106128
Does she have her gear? Because if so I get a spear in the chest.
If she shows up naked, then at least I probably get to feel her boobs against me as she breaks my neck.

>>55106128
I'm just gonna stand up slowly with my hands in the air and then lie down on the ground and hope it's at least not an incredibly long and drawn out demise.

Alternatively, go for broke and attempt to grope her before I die so that I can high five everyone who will soon be meeting me in the afterlife.

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>>55108092
this

>>55106128
who?

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I die standing

Is she life-sized or figure-sized?

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>>55106128
BITCHES CAN'T GET YOU IF YOU'RE IN A METAL BOX SPEWING WHITE HOT LEAD IN THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION.
BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, SEEING THEM FOR REAL IS BETTER THAN EVEN TWINS, I THINK

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>>55111138
Thank you for this quality post.

>>55106128
Well i am a male so its impossible for her to hurt me

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>>55111206
I couldn't resist

>>55106128
Very, in the painful way that bends my dick

>>55111079
Even figure sized, you're probably still dead. A toothpick to the neck will kill you just as good as a spear to the chest.

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>>55106128
Greet her politely and offer her a cup of coffee or wine

There is literally nothing I can do to stop her from festooning the walls with my small intestines like goddamn Christmas lighting (while I'm still alive) so my best bet of survival is to just be a good host.

Though seriously, not sure why she would even bother killing some random Mon Keigh, its not like I'm gonna reach for my shotgun, I know the lore I fucking know better.

>>55106128
Immediately pick up my katana, real from Japan, folded over a million times and honed to a razors edge.
With my knowledge of naruto she doesn't stand a chance

>>55111079
>Is she life-sized or figure-sized?
Irrelevant, she would kill you either way.
But let's just assume life sized

>>55106128
>in your room
Saved by phoneposting. I simply do not return home.

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Who is this fluid druid?

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>>55106128
>>55106128
Inform her that upon completing a particularly deviant sex act with me she will be instantly teleported to any place in the milky way galaxy of her choosing.
Torturing me will only result in me losing my concentration and I'll be unable to help her.
Killing me will leave her stranded.

Said deviant act is tender consensual sex in the missionary position with the intent to procreate while holding hands in the dark under the covers.

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>>55106128
Considering it's warpfuckery, I might as well try and put that /x/ knowledge to use.

>>55111502
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Lelith_Hesperax

>>55111469
>I simply do not return home.
You can, you just have to wait for the police report to come out that everyone inside said home was murdered and the suspect is missing.

>>55109667
>If she shows up naked, then at least I probably get to feel her boobs against me as she breaks my neck.
>Implying it won't just be one swift chop to the windpipe so she can watch you convulse as you choke to death.

>>55108026
This
not sure why anyone would think an extremely proud gladiator would bother killing anyone beneath her station. Let alone without an audience.

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>>55111526
>Inform her that upon completing a particularly deviant sex act with me she will be instantly teleported to any place in the milky way galaxy of her choosing.
And pray tell what happens when said act is over and you cannot complete your end of the bargain?

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>>55111565
>implying I don't live alone

>>55106128
>'Hey, so, before you kill me, wanna bang'

I figure my chances are about as close to nil as you can get without running out of space in the universe for additional zeroes, but it's either take the chance and die, or just die.

Refuge in audacity.

>>55111650
Doesn't matter, had sex

>>55106128
I'd show her this thread so I can blame the sudden appearance on you.

>>55111526
She might as well fulfill your wishes, actually.

In one Czevak story, she offered the inquisitor anything his 'dark heart could deviate', if I recall correctly, in exchange for antidote.

>>55111079
>mini Lelith kicks your ass anyway
>decides to keep you as a slave because she doesn't want to deal with everything being giant while she figures out a way back home

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>>55111526
>That described sex act
you disgust me

>>55111650
>>55111841
>>55112052
>What happens when said act is over and you cannot complete your end of the bargain?
Hope that through the power of the D love blooms?
I know she's basically fucked every way you can but don't underestimate the power of tender emotional love making

>>55111650
Die happy?

>>55106128
doesnt slaanesh influence not exist in this real space time frame? infact how calm is the warp overall again?

>>55112499
It would be very calm. Khorne, Tzeentch and Nurgle are suppose to have awakened during the medieval ages but this is like infancy for them. There's no way that any sort of chaos incursion would happen here.

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>>55112473
>>55112052
>YFW tender lovemaking is so rare in DE culture its considered the ultimate forbidden fruit seeing as its so dangerous politically, physically, psychically and she decides to keep you as a guilty pleasure.
>Dinner and a movie with handholding is her fantasy
>having a stable equal relationship with someone that wont murder/torturefuck her is her shameful kink
>Have disturbingly normal relationship with Lelith, you're the person she can actually just wear sweatpants and a T shirt around while you snuggle on the couch during a rainy night.

>>55106128
I try to pull a Madmartigan

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>>55112546
>Lelith in sweat pants and T shirt and shower damp hair

>>55106128
Panic because this immortal psychotic has just been transported to pre-imperium terra and will be able to cause all kinds of mayhem

Then laugh maniacally for an entire day because that means the Emperor is here as well

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>>55111526
>your demands are too perverse even for her

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Well I have a gun with me.
The real question is if her physics defying ability to dodge shit works in our universe or not.

>>55112780
>Well I have a gun with me.
not gonna help

>The real question is if her physics defying ability to dodge shit works in our universe or not.
Even basic Eldar can "dodge bullets"
Basically they perceive and process things much faster than humans.
So by the time you aim your gun at her, she saw you moving your arm and has already moved out of the way.

Imagine someone trying to aim a gun at you in slow motion, and all you have to do is not sit still long enough for them to catch up with you. Thats how Eldar work.

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>>55112546
>mfw
>mfw captcha: power wood

truly that is the best timeline

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>>55106128
I punch her in the dick

>>55107956
IMAGINE

>>55112832

>not gonna help
Clearly debatable

>Even basic Eldar can "dodge bullets"
No?

>Basically they perceive and process things much faster than humans.
That has almost nothing to do with being able to dodge bullets.

>So by the time you aim your gun at her, she saw you moving your arm and has already moved out of the way.
Unless the target can move their entire body faster than you can adjust the angle of your gun, that doesn't matter.

>Imagine someone trying to aim a gun at you in slow motion, and all you have to do is not sit still long enough for them to catch up with you. Thats how Eldar work.
Eldar would also have to be able to move in super fast motion.
And to be able to move faster than someone's arm, you would need to move like the flash.
Not only that, but you would need to be able to reverse direction quickly enough too.

They ignore this kind of shit in the warhammer universe, but in ours that might not be the case.

>>55111085
>CHUDDOOM
Chuddoom.
...Chuddoom.
Who the fuck thought that was a reasonable sound effect for ANYTHING, let alone a fucking AUTOCANNON?

>>55112997
Was it autism?

>>55113029
It isn't that bad.

>>55113031

:thinking:

>>55112997
>Unless the target can move their entire body faster than you can adjust the angle of your gun
In most cases they can, particularly at close range

>Eldar would also have to be able to move in super fast motion.
They do

>And to be able to move faster than someone's arm, you would need to move like the flash.
Not really, more like a pissed off hornet

>Not only that, but you would need to be able to reverse direction quickly enough too.
They are graceful and poised beyond human limits

Best way to kill an Eldar is with overlapping fields of fire so that it is impossible for them to dodge. Basically fill the air with shrapnel and las bolts

>>55113075
Okay I take it back you're both autistic, christ

>>55111397
This desu.
Her thousands of years of experience is nothing compared to my inner strength.
She may even make me use 10 percent of my power.

>>55111841
This nigga gets it

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>>55113086

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Death by snu snu is the only way I want to die.

>>55113075

>In most cases they can, particularly at close range
Close range is the most difficult range to dodge things.

>They do
Not nearly fast enough.

>Not really, more like a pissed off hornet
Bugs are hard to hit because they are small, and can also change direction more easily

>They are graceful and poised beyond human limits
So?

>Best way to kill an Eldar is with overlapping fields of fire so that it is impossible for them to dodge. Basically fill the air with shrapnel and las bolts
Its physically impossible for any being that size to move quickly enough to dodge bullets like that in the real world.
It doesn't matter how "fast" your reflexes are, or how quickly you can move your limbs.
Even if the eldar only weighs say 120 lbs, the amount of force required to accelerate that mass quickly enough to be that elusive would require them to be so strong they would just break any surface in a modern home they were pushing against.
They also simply couldn't get enough frictional force on any surface they were standing on that would match the force needed for that acceleration, so they would just fall over.

tl;dr even if you had a being that could theoretically move and perceive that fast (like a robot or something) it would never actually be able to do it because of Newton's laws of motion, and frictional mechanics.

>>55112997
People forgetting literally all eldar are psychic so she knows when you're gonna pull the trigger baka desu senpai

>>55113218

XD

>>55113206
>Its physically impossible for any being that size to move quickly enough to dodge bullets like that in the real world.

Boy howdy it's a good thing Eldar aren't literally magic and closely tied to a dimension of magic made of hell and death and don't shit crystals or pee and can't read thoughts and have physical abilities that make humans look clumsy by comparison

>>55113206
The eldar are not capable of "dodging bullets" once they are fired.
If the barrel is aimed at them when the trigger is pulled they are shot

what they do is they
A-perceive your thoughts so they know how you will move your arm
B-Are capable of moving much faster than you can
C-See what you are doing in slow motion so they know exactly what to do to get out of the way of a shot IF they are capable of doing so.

ITT: /k/ get's triggered that it's guns aren't enough to protect it from fictional creatures.

Again.

I'd just offer some drugs.
She's into that now.

>>55106128
M-mom?!!!

>>55111068
STANDING ON THE EDDDDGE

>>55113258

>Boy howdy it's a good thing Eldar aren't literally magic
My very first post in this thread questioned whether their ability to defy physics works in our world.
You then when on to argue as if they didn't, and they could just dodge bullets because they're so much better than humans.
Now that I've shown that dodging bullets does defy physics, you've resorted back to saying it doesn't matter, because they're magic.

So in summary, you've conceded the original argument.

>inb4 "thats not what I was arguing"
It was, because you have no other reason to post, as the sentiment that an eldar being able to dodge bullets would require magic is in perfect agreement with my first post.

>>55113273

>A-perceive your thoughts so they know how you will move your arm
That's a sketchy excuse to start with, because it requires conscious thought rather than reflexive movement

>B-Are capable of moving much faster than you can
I just explained how they can't move fast enough to outpace your arm at distance.

>C-See what you are doing in slow motion so they know exactly what to do to get out of the way of a shot IF they are capable of doing so.
>IF
They cannot.
No such being could exist that even vaguely resembles the human form.

>>55113298
Came here to post this.
Then I realized I don't do drugs. Now clean up that nasty scar, fucking loser.

>>55113293

Nope, just pointing out that their fictional abilities don't work in real life.
If we were being transported to Lilith's room, it would be a totally different story.

>>55113365
If nothing else, she has a thousand years experience fighting champions from all over the universe and an amazing track record for not getting scratched. At the very least she would know how to disarm a man in the same room bare-handed even if we ignore the giant spear.

>>55113414

I'd imagine her falling over when she tries to move at what was previously her normal speed would be enough of an opening where I'd have a shot.
Nothing's guaranteed of course. She has knives, I've got a gun, it's close range, anything can happen.

>>55111526
Christ, dude. Have you no shame?

>>55113435
She's probably turn to dust from age or spawn into cancer from some triple-helix DNA first. Maybe she's already spawned and none of us have noticed yet.

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>>55112780
>He actually thinks human reaction speeds aren't comically slow

>>55106128
i'd probably be dead but not fucked

>>55113564

Hummingbirds weigh like 1/4 of a pound at most, which is why they can move so quickly.

>>55113601
I have to ask, why are you trying to apply physics as we know them to a fantasy being? It's obvious that the misplaced being would have to bring their physics with them otherwise they'd completely cease to be that being.

>>55113670

>I have to ask, why are you trying to apply physics as we know them to a fantasy being?
I'm not.

>It's obvious that the misplaced being would have to bring their physics with them otherwise they'd completely cease to be that being.
That's exactly what I implied with my very first post.

Here:
>>The real question is if her physics defying ability to dodge shit works in our universe or not.

>>55113564
Not him, but with proper training and dedication humans can step up, or at least get close to, physical and mental limits.

Not everyone is a fat neckbeard.

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>>55113601
Reaction speed has nothing to do with weight and movement is power/weight ratio, so all and Eldar would need to be faster than a man would be to be both lighter and stronger, not too much of a stretch considering their origin.

Reaction speed is generally capped by the speed of the chemical electrical signals and the distance they have to travel, hence small things tend to be fast, but even then, humans are far from the system's peak efficiency, to something that was, you'd look slow as fuck. Even if we were, Eldar aren't a natural race, they were genetically engineered to be warriors, there's no reason their nervous system couldn't be a naturally occuring fibre optic system in which case they could watch everything you do in ridiculous slow motion.

It's established they're agile as hell, which would neccesitate transhuman coordination and spatial awareness. Spatial awareness they're going to be able to use to estimate exactly where your handgun is pointing at any given time.

Some fa/tg/uy with a glock trying to draw a bead of them would be comical, you'd never be able to get your weapon sighted on them, they'd move out of the way before your flabby arm was even halfway done repositioning, let alone pulling the trigger.

The only way you'd kill something capable of the kind of speed Eldar are described as having would be to use an automatic and just brass the shit out of the general area they're standing in so they don't have anywhere safe to move. Some semi-auto pistol isn't going to cut it.

>>55113736

I've already completely demolished this argument earlier in the thread.
Read higher up in the thread, because I'm not posting it all over again.

>>55113721
>Not him, but with proper training and dedication humans can step up, or at least get close to, physical and mental limits.

Human nerve impulses travel at about 250mph. That is nowhere near the physical limit of an electrical signal. Not even close.

The fastest human and the slowest human are an irrelevence next to the maximum speed of an electrical current.

>>55113799
No you haven't, which is why I felt like having a stab at rewording it so you could attempt to wrap your head around it.

Next time you see a fly, try and shoot it out of the air. See how it goes, then imagine the fly understands what the handgun is and is actively trying to avoid letting you draw a bead on it.

>>55113712
If her physics didn't carry over there would be no point to this thread, no?

Use your head anon.

>>55113826

Unless you have some inventive way she could defy newton's laws and violate everything we know about frictional forces without carrying over her physics defying magic from the 40k universe, then yes I have.

Based on what you said about the fly, you either didn't read it, or didn't understand it, so I'd suggest a trip to wikipedia before you consider replying again.

>>55113712
>physics defying

There's nothing physics defying about it.

>>55113848

>If her physics didn't carry over there would be no point to this thread, no?
Not really.
If you're unarmed, I'm sure she'd be able to kill you without any kind of super speed.

>>55113876

I've already explained why it is. Please fucking read the thread, or at least a wikipedia article on Newton's laws before making me waste time yet again.

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>>55113875
> defy newton's laws

Which of "Newton's laws" says something can't be faster, and have better spatial awareness than, a human?

It's been a few years since I finished school, I must have forgotten that one. Of course the other option is you said something dumb and you're desperately making appeals to authority in the hope you won't have to face up to that, but that seems a rather odd thing to do on an anonymous image board....

>>55113907
>I've already explained why it is.

No you haven't

>>55113886
But if her physics don't carry over, she wouldn't be alive, due to being made up of a very different physiology than what we're used to.

Hence, there's no point in asking if her physics carry over in the first place.

>>55113029
Kinda how they sound, Anon.
https://youtu.be/m8HDCm_Ngoc

>>55113930
>>55113919

Holy fuck just read my post.
>>55113206

tl;dr
Anything of approximate human size and weight would require immense force to change direction quickly enough to outpace your arm.
This would mean eldar must have super strength to rival superman, but even then it wouldn't matter, because no surface in a home would support that much force.
They also couldn't change direction fast enough because there's not enough frictional force on any floor, or wall for that matter, to match the force needed for such rapid changes.
They would either slide around, or break the floor.

>>55113934
I will point out non-carbon based lifeforms exist on earth now. You can't say that with any definition of certainty.

>>55113934

>But if her physics don't carry over, she wouldn't be alive, due to being made up of a very different physiology than what we're used to.

I don't know that to be a fact.

>>55113992
Well in that case we can't say with any certainty that Eldar don't actually exist and aren't literally magical warp-tuned being that defy physics as we know them.

>>55106128
Can she understand English? And if so, will she kill me before I can offer to help her infiltrate pop culture and enslave mankind?

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>itt there are people who actually try to bring 40k into 'real world logic'

>>55114027
She shouldn't, but lets assume she spent years with a hobby in ancient pig-latin don't fuck it up, she is not a patient gal.

>>55114019

We also can't say for certain that leprechauns and unicorns don't exist.
Either way they need 40k magic or the equivalent to do dodge bullets, because the laws of physics make it impossible.

>>55114051

Nope, literally never happened once in this thread.
People are merely acknowledging the distinction between the two.

>>55114074
Didn't you know? 40k is a completely accurate vision of our future so our physics are the exact same. You'll find this out in 38,000 years I guess.

>>55113973
>Assuming they need to accelerate their entire bodymass to move out of the path of a 9mm or .45 projectile
>No equation for his calculation that 'the force needed would destroy the house' or 'couldn't get the friction'
>Just pulls this out of his arse

I'll throw you a bone and we'll entertain your folly that a person needs to move their entire mass (in this case, we'll use your estimate of 120lb or roughly 55kg) say, one metre, from their starting position in order to dodge a 9mm projectile.

Just so we're clear, they don't have to really, because this is an Eldar and has trans-human spatial awareness and eyesight, so realistically they'd just move the 10mm required to avoid the potential path of your projectile, but that seems to have escaped you so we'll go with the ridiculous scenario above, which has her moving a full metre out of harms way whenever you try to aim at her.

Give or take, the human reaction time to visual stimuli is 0.25 of a second. Eldar are far, far fast than humans, but we'll say she's taking it easy on you and say she limits her response time until 0.10 of a second has elapsed. So we'll estimate her velocity at 4m/s which will mean you'll never, never draw a bead on her as long as she keeps moving and can accurately predict the trajectory of your firearm at all times. Which is a given.

A 55kg object (again it's dumb that she's launching her entire mass out of the way...) traveling at 4m/s produces roughly 4000N of force.

For frame of reference, since physics clearly isn't your strong point, an average boxer produces 5000N when punching. And you think this will "break the floor"?

You either have some fucking flimsy floors or you had no idea what you were talking about and just tried to cover it with 'MUH NEWTONS LAWS'.

>>55113957
Ehh, I don't think it's that good of an approximation.
And anyway, a 40k Dreadnought autocannon isn't that much like an actual autocannon, is it?
I mean, if you look at the way they're generally portrayed, and at how it's portrayed here (the amount of shell casings it's CONTINUOUSLY spewing out, plus how it needs six rotating barrels), that sound effect just doesn't work for that fire rate.

>>55113957
>>55114153
Wait, I just realized I've been fucking up my terms, and that Dread is actually armed with an assault cannon.
So both our points pretty much stand.

>>55114141

>so realistically they'd just move the 10mm required to avoid the potential path of your projectile

Wow.
I wish I'd stopped reading here.

I was going to reply to the next paragraph, then i read this
>A 55kg object traveling at 4m/s produces roughly 4000N of force.
An object in motion foes not "produce" force.
Force is mass times acceleration.

A high level athlete can move in excess of 6 m/s, so even if you can somehow get all that friction force going on my carpet, its still taking you over a full second just to drop your speed back to zero, let alone change direction.

And a human with a gun can easily track something moving at that speed anyway, so this entire argument is fucking terrible.

You've demonstrated you have not even basic knowledge of physics, and this entire post was a complete waste of my time in spoonfeeding you information.
I won't be doing it again.

>>55114190
Yeah, you're right; just saw the belt, didn't grok the barrels were spinning.

>>55113973
I'm a little confused as to how you are envisioning this scenario, buddy.

You are right now sitting in a chair in your room shitposting on 4chan.

Even if you have a gun on your desk or something, it's going to take you a while to realize you are in danger, grab the gun, turn around, and shoot at her.

How is it breaking the law of physics for her to kill your ass before you even start to aim at her?

>>55114240
Yeah, we've pretty much been talking around each other.
Always nice when a discussion pans out like this, though.
Thank you for your time, I enjoyed myself.

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>>55114229
>I wish I'd stopped reading here.

Because it ruins your 'she has to leap bodily across the room to avoid where I'm point my gun' argument?

>An object in motion foes not "produce" force.
>Force is mass times acceleration.

Impact force, 4000N, which is what you seem to believe will destroy your flooring, because she is a mass (55kg), accelerating (4m/s) over time (0.10s).

>And a human with a gun can easily track something moving at that speed anyway

Something adjusting it's direction of travel at 0.10s? No it can't. Human reaction speed is 0.25s, everytime you move your arm, she moves out of the way.

There is no reason she can't move across your carpet at speeds needed to avoid your shots, I proved that, you can't react fast enough to adjust your aim, because it's well established Eldar have faster reactions and better spatial awareness than humans, I proved that. What does your "I'll just slot her with my glock" argument rest on?

What happens is you pull your glock, waggle it around squeezing off a few shots and then get shanked.

>>55114251

>Even if you have a gun on your desk or something,
I do.

>it's going to take you a while to realize you are in danger, grab the gun, turn around, and shoot at her.
I don't have to turn around, my back is against the wall.
Also I don't see why she gets to get her bearings and decide to attack before I could even reach 1 foot away and grab my gun.
How do we know she's even facing me?

>>55106128
Offer to act as her slave and eat her out before biting off her stupid eldar clit (or anything loose enough to clamp down on) if she's dumb enough to consent. I'm already gon' die, best to die with pussy on my tongue and a shit eating grin on my face.

>>55114301

Fucking idiot.

>>55114308
I'm pretty certain if she can out-reaction a space marine champion made for war, your slow, normal human body can't out reaction her. Assuming that she doesn't block the bullet with her power field hair or that the five or so bullets you could implausibly pump into her can seriously injure her extremely athletic body which has outmaneuvered machine gun fire.

>>55114334
Excellent and well defined counter-argument to my clearly laid out post. I think we're done here.

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>>55110181
so you can GROW LARGE

>>55114348

Fucking idiot.

>>55114342

We've already been over this in the thread.
She wins if her space magic works IRL
Otherwise, she tries moving faster than frictional force will let her, and she falls over.
You also didn't even bother addressing the point of me by default facing her, and her not necessarily facing me.

>>55114362
You just can't accept it can you? :^)

>>55114397
Fucking idiot.

>>55114308
She comes from a race of aliens designed to be warriors by a super advanced species. She is a gladiator that does nothing but fight, and she is the best gladiator her race has ever produced.

You are a guy sitting in a chair, feeling fairly safe and relaxed. She is absolutely going to have the drop on you.

You will be surprised and confused, she will not be. It really should not come down to physics at all.

>>55114384
>Otherwise, she tries moving faster than frictional force will let her, and she falls over.
>faster than frictional force will let her

See;
>>55114301

>>55114384
She lives in Commorragh, the place where getting shot/stabbed in the back is the form of greeting.

Also why would she fall over? Her reflexes are still better than ours, assuming frictional forces apply she would quickly realize her error in balance, quickly adjust and immediately take defensive maneuvers.

>>55114407
Not an argument.

>>55114384
Or she lobs her spear through your chest faster than you can grab your gun, take the safety off, aim and fire.

>>55114426
That Anon cannot into physics.

>>55114443
I mean if you really want to get into it if physics doesn't work the same way. Odds are her muscles tear themselves apart and she would die on the spot as the pain convulsion literally cause her own muscles to self destruct herself because of the force they exert on each other.

>>55114410

That post doesn't even mention friction

>>55112454
I would do the same. She has had nothing but deviant assholes and being nice would be the kinkiest shit ever to your average dark Eldar.

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>>55111650
>"Do with me what you will, for I have already won."

>>55114301

>Impact force, 4000N, which is what you seem to believe will destroy your flooring, because she is a mass (55kg), accelerating (4m/s) over time (0.10s).
Its actually 4400, which is required just to stop.
To accelerate back in another direction, you need to double that.
Which brings you to nearly 2,000 pounds of force, which when concentrated on such a small area, would easily break through a wall or floor, to say nothing of whether she would actually be able to exert that much.

>>55114479
>her muscles tear themselves apart and she would die on the spot as the pain convulsion literally cause her own muscles to self destruct

From 4000N?

>>55114549
Why would she be moving at 4m/s a speed slower than most humans?

>>55114549
That's about 900 pounds, and less than half of what she'd actually need to exert, so yes.
her bones would break first imo, but that's beside the point.

>>55114584
Except, no she has skin, she isn't a rock with no yield.

>>55114602

What are you talking about?
Why does her skin stop her bones from breaking?
Even at the laughably slow speed change of +4m/s to -4 m/s in .10 seconds (slow in terms of being able to actually dodge bullets, I mean)
You're experiencing about 2,000 pounds of force through your feet.

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>>55114479
....fish manage that all the damn time.

Pick fucking related, dipshit.

>>55114641
Not even that guy, but
>fish
The fuck, man?

>>55114641

You're talking about two completely different animals.
You think because one animal can do something,a humanoid shaped being can?
Can eldar fly too?
I mean they can flap their arms really fast, right?

>>55114656
Look, alien physiology is alien. But there are creatures, on earth, who manage shit being described here all the damn time. the reaction times of other animals exceed human reaction times all the time. A mantis shrimp exceeds the speed of sound with it's fucking claws. Sharks can literally make U turns in any space large enough to acomodate twice their bosdy size in any given direction regardless of how otherwise inflexible the space is because of their cartilaginous skeleton. Hyenas eat and digest everything a creature has, including bones, and have a bite pressure measured in the thousand range of PSI (4,450 newtons, or 100 PSI). A crocodile should tear it's jaws apart by the logic you idiots are using because it's bite pressure is 3700 PSI - aka 16,460 newtons.

So yes, you're a fucking idiot for presuming a creature can't survive the forces that it can exert on it's own fucking body.

>>55114630
Because of the fact you aren't stopping in a nano-second, she isn't bouncing instantaneously. Reaction time is how long it takes for your body to recieve the information and then start to act, not how long it takes you to complete a motion.

Muscle strength determines how fast you come to a stop, reflexes just set the ignition. Also you are assuming she is bouncing which is actually worse than slowly crunching inward and letting her skin slow down the impact. Lastly while it is 2000 pounds through your feet, equal and opposite reaction means that she would need the capability of exerting 2000 lbs of force through her leg in the first place. In which case her muscles would be tearing.

Lastly she doesn't need to dodge bullets, No eldar is fast enough to dodge bullets by the elementary sense, no what they do is they mentally calculate how fast a human adjusts their aim, predict where the aim goes and stay out of the cross hair.

>>55114720

>on earth, who manage shit being described here all the damn time.
With WAY less mass.
That's the problem here.
(and friction)

>the reaction times of other animals exceed human reaction times all the time.
Nobody cares about reaction times. Consider it a forgone conclusion.

>Sharks can literally make U turns in any space large enough to acomodate twice their bosdy size in any given direction regardless of how otherwise inflexible the space is because of their cartilaginous

>Hyenas eat and digest everything a creature has, including bones, and have a bite pressure measured in the thousand range of PSI (4,450 newtons, or 100 PSI).
>A crocodile should tear it's jaws apart by the logic you idiots are using because it's bite pressure is 3700 PSI - aka 16,460 newtons.
So you just admitted that Lilith's bones could not survive the force required.

>So yes, you're a fucking idiot for presuming a creature can't survive the forces that it can exert on it's own fucking body.
No, you don't understand that teeth put more psi on the object in them then the jaw itself.
Its force per area.
A crocodile could break another crocodile's jaw bone it it had it in its teeth.

>>55114740
(Same Poster)
This is 2000lbs in a tenth of a second btw not over a long span of time.

>>55114762
Except the above calculation by this guy >>55114630 uses .10 second THE REACTION time as the deceleration time

>>55114762
Holy crap, all this taking things out of context.

Why does she have human bones. Why do her muscles work like human muscles? Why is her neuroprocessing capacity human neuroprocessing capacity. why is her physiology human when SHE'S A GODDAMN ALIEN.

>>55114740

>Because of the fact you aren't stopping in a nano-second, she isn't bouncing instantaneously.
I know.
8,800 newtons is the force from going from +4m/s to -4 m/s in .1 seconds.

>Reaction time is how long it takes for your body to recieve the information and then start to act, not how long it takes you to complete a motion.
I know, nobody cares.

>Muscle strength determines how fast you come to a stop,
Not really.
In this case its down to frition, or the strength of the surface, depending whether you are moving parallel or perpendicular to that surface.

>letting her skin slow down the impact.
Why do you think her skin is doing much of anything to slow the impact?

>Lastly while it is 2000 pounds through your feet, equal and opposite reaction means that she would need the capability of exerting 2000 lbs of force through her leg in the first place. In which case her muscles would be tearing.
Probably, but I doubt her bones could support that either.

>Lastly she doesn't need to dodge bullets, No eldar is fast enough to dodge bullets by the elementary sense, no what they do is they mentally calculate how fast a human adjusts their aim, predict where the aim goes and stay out of the cross hair.
That doesn't make sense because it assumes humans are thinking rather than reacting instinctively, and that they can also move their body faster than you can move your hand, relative to the distance they are at.

>>55114784

A human reaction time is .25 seconds.

Look at the end of the day, you are an untrained or even possibly trained civilian, facing someone who has fought wars longer than you have been alive. Having human morals and hesitation to kill against a being who slaughters people daily. Not to mention this individual is psychic and is much faster both in the human world and in her own world than many others. While you are behind a computer with a gun you still need to aim and pull the trigger and hit her slim frame while she hears your movement.

>>55114823
The closer you are the more you need to change your angle based off of how fast they move (You can see a bird moving at 200mph far away, but would have trouble tracking a bird moving the same speed 3 feet in front of you as an example not that Lilith would actually move that speed). The more force you apply the greater the friction hence muscle strength applying more force to create more friction. .1 seconds in reaction time which you are using as the decelleration time. Her skin slows down the impact the same way armor lessens the force of a bullet.

>>55114867
We are calculating for a Dark Eldar who here >>55114141 is given a limited response of .1

>>55114788

>Why does she have human bones.
She doesn't, but you would need bones that are far in excess of anything on earth.

>Why do her muscles work like human muscles?
I don't really care if her muscles can do it or not.

>Why is her neuroprocessing capacity human neuroprocessing capacity.
I have never debated reflex speed.
Your reflex speed doesnt matter if you cant move your body fast enough.

>>55114891

>The more force you apply the greater the friction hence muscle strength applying more force to create more friction

That's the thing you fundamentally don't understand.
Or at least one of the things anyway.
You can't just get more friction.
Two surfaces rubbing against each other have a maximum amount of frictional force they can exert on each other before they slide. (and thereby reduce the frictional force being exerted)
It doesn't matter how strong you are. If the surface you're up against doesn't have as much frictional force as the force you're outputting, you'll just slide around.
That's why you can put an insanely powerful engine in a car, but it still won't accelerate very fast.

>>55114939
Unless, of course, you put the right tires on it.

And with alien tech, why wouldn't they put somethign that can adapt to the levels of movement an alien body could produce. In fact, why wouldn't they produce smart materials that would react with EXACTLY the amount of friction they need to keep from both sliding and overstopping?

Because HFY, that's why.

Fucking WH40Kids and their stupidity, my gods.

>>55114981
Lilith fights barefoot

>>55106128
Elven wench, you are in wizard's chambers. You fucks have no power here.

>>55114981

>And with alien tech, why wouldn't they put somethign that can adapt to the levels of movement an alien body could produce.
She's barefoot.

>In fact, why wouldn't they produce smart materials that would react with EXACTLY the amount of friction they need to keep from both sliding and overstopping?
There isn't an exact right amount of friction to avoid sliding, it would just be any amount more than the force you can output.
Overstopping wouldn't be a problem imo because she wants to change direction quickly.

But honestly at this point, you're moving from tech to magical thinking anyway, so you might as well just keep calling it 40k physics defying magic.

>>55115028
Ok, crazy thought, Lilith's sense of balance being good enough to actually take advantage of the slide or end up not sliding at all, uses basic parkour techniques to slow her impact force (Not unbelievable for a being that would consider parkour the equivalent of a fat man doing ballet) and throws a dagger at you killing you with a ballistics skills of 9

>>55115028
>>55115003
Yes, because there are no see through materials in the universe.

>>55115099
I mean she isn't the type to win because of her tech or even use most tech for that matter. She seems like the type of person who betters herself through combat and relies on her own skill. Hence why she doesn't use drugs. I would think the only reason she carries plasma grenades is because she hasn't found a way to cut tanks in two yet

>>55115090

>Ok, crazy thought, Lilith's sense of balance being good enough to actually take advantage of the slide or end up not sliding at all,
If she wants to change direction fast enough to be able to dodge my shots, that's not possible because she can't get enough frictional force

>uses basic parkour techniques to slow her impact force (Not unbelievable for a being that would consider parkour the equivalent of a fat man doing ballet)
Even if she's literally bouncing off walls at 90 degree angles so she doesn't need to have much friction, the amount of force to go just from +4 to -4 m/s in .1 seconds,
(which is too slow to actually dodge anything, as it means she spends several seconds slowly flying through the air from wall to wall at 1/10th the speed of a fastball)
she's still exerting so much force on the wall, that her foot would just go through it.

She also wouldn't be expecting to have to do this anyway, because she just came form a universe where so much more was possible.

>and throws a dagger at you killing you with a ballistics skills of 9
4 tops

>>55115099

So now we're just making up random non-canon tech to explain why she can move quickly in a universe full of literal magic and demons?
wew lad

>>55115124
Were YOU expecting this, you have the gun in your hand 24/7, or unloaded at your desk, or loaded with the safety on, etc? Also 4 is still space marine good, also you are in the same room I think she can hit you.

>>55115162

>Were YOU expecting this,
No, but unless she happens to be facing me when she appears, I'll see her first.

>you have the gun in your hand 24/7,
No, typing 1 handed is too slow.

>or unloaded at your desk,
>>ever keeping your guns unloaded

>or loaded with the safety on, etc?
Bingo.

>Also 4 is still space marine good,
Its also imperial guard veteran good, which is quite attainable.

>also you are in the same room I think she can hit you.
Maybe, I never said there's no way she could.
I just think being suddenly exposed to real world physics would leave her stumbling and confused enough for me to get in a good shot.

>>55115191
Her job is basically to go to alien environments constantly that she isn't used to with things like increased gravity, lowered gravity or freaking oiled/uneven ground and fight a defending force.

Even with different physics, she can probably adjust incredibly quickly, possibly even within a quarter of a second of entering a new world.

>>55115191
Oh and all of this is assuming your first thought is "What the fuck a bdsm chick teleported into my room need to shoot her" after noticing her in your peripheral vision.

Not factoring that she probably heard your last typed key and has deduced your current location as a possibly imminently hostile threat in a new world

>>55115250
But we're talking about completely different laws of physics here.

>>55115276
>Oh and all of this is assuming your first thought is "What the fuck a bdsm chick teleported into my room need to shoot her" after noticing her in your peripheral vision.

First of all, yes that would be my first thought.
Second of all, there's nowhere she could be in my room where I wouldn't be able to directly see her.

>Not factoring that she probably heard your last typed key and has deduced your current location as a possibly imminently hostile threat in a new world
Jerk aliens off a little harder, why don't you?

>>55115341
>Different laws of physics
We are literally dealing with a universe where the Warp takes physics and plays jump rope with it where the jump rope becomes a snake. Physics can change all the time.

>Jerk aliens off a little harder, why don't you?
That isn't really an aliens thing that is hyper paranoia from a society where that is the only way to survive and a life filled with nothing but fighting and warfare. The same would apply to any space marine.

Also to clarify if this isn't enough you are basically saying what if Lilith was teleported to a world where physics doesn't work the way it does in her universe, by that extension what is stopping you from saying that air pressure kills her. Her adaptability to combat situations isn't in question. If it affects her body and it has a set of rules based on how things work chances are she can figure it out extremely quickly.

The gist is physics is eithier so different she could never live a life here and would die to natural causes. Or it's similiar enough to her own that she would figure it out in a heartbeat and adapt like she has done on countless other worlds

>>55115401

>We are literally dealing with a universe where the Warp takes physics and plays jump rope with it where the jump rope becomes a snake. Physics can change all the time.
Right that's what she's used to. Not real life.

>That isn't really an aliens thing that is hyper paranoia from a society where that is the only way to survive and a life filled with nothing but fighting and warfare. The same would apply to any space marine.
Yeah, I'm sure every time something unexpected happens, she goes rushing to kill the closest thing she sees.
Okay, whatever.

>what is stopping you from saying that air pressure kills her.
Nothing other than not having any indication of different air pressure in the lore.
I certainly couldn't say that air pressure wouldn't kill her, but I have no evidence that it would.

>Her adaptability to combat situations isn't in question. If it affects her body and it has a set of rules based on how things work chances are she can figure it out extremely quickly.
She can figure it out, pick herself up, and charge across the room, and over my desk before I can shoot her?
Maybe. But this bouncing off the walls shit everyone else was talking about isn't happening, that's for sure.

>The gist is physics is eithier so different she could never live a life here and would die to natural causes.
>Or it's similiar enough to her own that she would figure it out in a heartbeat and adapt like she has done on countless other worlds
I see her universe being more ruled by magic than physics anyway.
Besides, what she has to adapt to precludes her from doing much superhuman stuff.
Sure she can still react quickly, but having double, even triple a human's reactions and perceptions aren't even close to dodging bullets (dodging someone's aim) territory.

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>>55113564
>managing to keep its head perfectly stationary while hovering in midair

Birds are neat.

>>55112780
Well, I mean, if you actually *were* Bogart, I'd put it at a solid 'maybe'. Especially if there was a scene of sultry dialogue between the two of you first.

>>55115505
lol that's fair

>>55115472
So your argument is that because she is used to adapt to changing physics she is not able to adapt to changing physics i.e. real life vs the warhammer 40k universe? Also, she doesn't need to charge over the table to get you she can turn see you pulling a gun and throw a knife. You are also assuming you can hit her slim frame first try and that said shot will injure her enough to stop her (this is a woman who got a cut that should spill her guts and beat the heavily armored man in a duel). Also, aiming isn't as quick as you think it is, you would probably be startled and jump in your seat before you started moving for the gun

>>55115544

>So your argument is that because she is used to adapt to changing physics she is not able to adapt to changing physics i.e. real life vs the warhammer 40k universe?
I'm not aware of any lore where she does that, nor even any time she goes to a planet with different gravity or whatever without knowing that beforehand.
If you can point to an example in the lore where she suddenly can't move in ways that break our laws of physics, and has to fight as a real life creature would, please cite it.

>Also, she doesn't need to charge over the table to get you she can turn see you pulling a gun and throw a knife.
Well that's certainly not going to kill me. At least not with the kind of speed she would need to stop me shooting her.
In fact, she would probably fuck that up to, because warhammer rule of cool makes throwing knives practical in her universe.
Does she even throw knives much?

>You are also assuming you can hit her slim frame first try
No?

>and that said shot will injure her enough to stop her
I never implied a 1 shot stop at all

>(this is a woman who got a cut that should spill her guts and beat the heavily armored man in a duel).
That's actually not at all what happened.

>Also, aiming isn't as quick as you think it is, you would probably be startled and jump in your seat before you started moving for the gun
Maybe.
So what?

>>55113380
>>55114089
>Implying this world is real
>Implying we aren't all fictional
>Implying you're not just background noise in a sci-fi story written in the 50s by one of the few pessimistic writers
>Implying your whole existence isn't only to establish that future people given mass-to-mass communication just results in giant hordes of useless assholes

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>>55106128
I would offer her a chocolate bar. Bitches love chocolate bars.

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>>55115718
Best survival chance ITT

>>55115600
There is a huge difference between knowing and actually experiencing a change in gravity/friction. So knowing she is going to a planet with different gravity wouldn't help her adapt her movements.

Also, no I can't point to a spot in lore where she doesn't break the laws of physics mainly because it wouldn't make sense in universe. The closest equivalent we have is that Earth exists in that universe which means realspace "probably" operates of the same physics.

>Well that's certainly not going to kill me. At least not with the kind of speed she would need to stop me shooting her. In fact, she would probably fuck that up to, because warhammer rule of cool makes throwing knives practical in her universe.

Impracticality does not make it any less lethal.

>Does she even throw knives much?

Not really though she would probably do it, if for some reason she realized she couldn't reach you in time.

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Other possibilities include the plasma grenade failing catastrophically due to different physics.

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Lastly, this isn't really the point of the OP. The point of the OP is if Lilith Hesperax arrived in full form how screwed would you be. What you are proposing is shooting a psychotic girl with Liliths mindset dressed like her since she has no powers and apparently can't even accomplish something that a human could do.
Also, if your argument is that she no longer runs off of rule of cool that brings the whole issue of her biology falling apart at the seams so good luck with that.

>>55115600
>>55115770

Oh and also Warpfuckery brought her here. Meaning the warp can affect this world, so we are all doomed anyways and she probably has her full power set

>>55115770

>There is a huge difference between knowing and actually experiencing a change in gravity/friction. So knowing she is going to a planet with different gravity wouldn't help her adapt her movements.
This is where I should have stopped reading.
Not only is it stupid, but its actually damaging to your own argument.

>Also, no I can't point to a spot in lore where she doesn't break the laws of physics mainly because it wouldn't make sense in universe. The closest equivalent we have is that Earth exists in that universe which means realspace "probably" operates of the same physics.
For fuck's sake.
Not even going to bother with this.

>Impracticality does not make it any less lethal.
Really nigger?

>Not really though she would probably do it, if for some reason she realized she couldn't reach you in time.
Yeah, alright. She's instantly turning around and spotting me, trying to leap at me to murder me immediately, sliding because she can't, seeing me reach for my gun, and throwing a knife at me, which manages to perfectly fly past my monitor and desk, and somehow instantly kill me despite being in a universe with different laws of physics, and despite her not using weapons that way in prior lore, and despite the fact that upon seeing me, she has no reason to think I am a deadly threat to her. All before I can shoot her.

Okay, she got me, you win.
Grats.

>Other possibilities include the plasma grenade failing catastrophically due to different physics.
Maybe.
maybe she doesn't even have them on her at the time.

>Lastly, this isn't really the point of the OP. The point of the OP is if Lilith Hesperax arrived in full form how screwed would you be. What you are proposing is shooting a psychotic girl with Liliths mindset dressed like her since she has no powers and apparently can't even accomplish something that a human could do.
Oh fuck off. A human can't bounce off walls and dodge bullets either.

>Also...
Neither you nor I know that.

>>55115787

>Meaning the warp can affect this world, so we are all doomed anyways and she probably has her full power set

No, it just means that it can teleport matter to other universes.

>>55115846
>Seeing me reach for my gun
>she has no reason to think I am a deadly threat to her

I don't think you understand logic or thinking very well
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The gravity supports my argument because it does exactly that she can adapt to an environment without ever feeling it before in fractions of a second, both knowing that you are going to a different environment and the fact that the new environment will be different everytime and the fact she can adapt regardless proves my point that she wouldn't be bothered by the altered physics.

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I wasn't talking about bouncing off the walls, I meant turning around with a noise and reacting on twitch in a possibly hostile environment.

Also, yes a human can dodge bullets before someone else can adjust their aim. It is called diving for cover.

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>>55115857
Affect: have an effect on; make a difference to.

I would consider moving matter to (and possibly from, that is in debate) a place counts as affecting it. Also, if there is a way to bring matter through there is a way to bring energy through.

>>55115939

>I don't think you understand logic or thinking very well
She comes from a universe where she could easily dodge it without trying. In her universe I am literally no threat to her.
Not reading the rest of your post. You've wasted enough of my time with your retardation.
Go ahead and strut around like you've won now.
I concede defeat. You're just way too smart for me.

>>55115939
>Also, yes a human can dodge bullets before someone else can adjust their aim. It is called diving for cover.
Not even the guy you replied to, but if you actually think that, you're fucking hopeless.

>>55115958
You are getting way too mad at someone making comments over the internet. Also, why would I strut succeeding in a chore, what am I going to do say "MOM GET THE CAMERA" for presenting a well reasoned argument, no of course not that would be petty and rude. This isn't really much of an accomplishment either.

So in all honesty while I know you are being sarcastic I feel it is ill directed and that my intentions are not what you think they are.

And another thread shuttled by autism.
I wish the US would get universal health care so more people could afford help.

>>55115989
We don't live in a world where everyone has aimbot. Your average shooter would take some time to take the safety off and aim the gun. Even aiming the gun you aren't going to have perfect accuracy and if you jerk the gun your accuracy is going to suck.

>>55116185
Not sure if you're a fellow burgerlander or not, but I was under the impression that mental healthcare remains pretty damn 'meh' even in countries that have physical care covered.

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>>55116185
Oh yeah, because health services (mental or otherwise) are fucking top-notch in countries with universal healthcare

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>>55106147
fpbp

>>55116185
It's a WH40Kid thread, of course it was autistic stupidity right from the start.

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>>55116805

I hate how promising threads devolve into two retards throwing pseudoscience and half baked physics at each other in the most pedantic and semantic way possible. The great megafauna thread was full of this shit too

>>55106128
I'd be a good host. Eldar reflexes or not, I'd be incredibly cautious about a 7ft amazon gladiator alien. I'd probably offer her coffee, or tea, or wine, and offer her a chair. I'd try, calmly, to explain that this is Terra in the year 2017.

Then I'd see if I have some Thorazine laying around.

>>55106128
I'm literally on the toilet. I'm dead faster than you can gasp "Oh cunt"

>>55106128
Right now? Joke's on her, I'm at work.

>>55115958

>people argue that a nigger with a gun can kill someone who can dodge bullets

>muh physics

>muh humanity

>fukken xenos

never post again

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>>55112665
This guy gets it.
>Lelith appears
>the second it takes her to adjust to what happened is the second your mid subconsciously send out the most panicked, desperate cry for help imaginable
>Emperor picks up both sudden xeno presence on Holy Terra and his loyal servant's dire need (lmao @ ur life if you're a chaos/xeno cuck)
>instantly teleports
>lmao @ Lelith's '''''life'''''
Alternatively i die, horribly if she hasn't fed recently. This thread is just dumb fetish bait for posts like >>55112546

A V E
I M P E R A T O R

>>55112997
Someone with enhanced senses could read your arm twitching as well as subtle facial ques and your eyes and know the exact moment you were about to pull the trigger. If that someone was also in peak physical condition (let alone superhuman) they would have no problem whatsoever performing the minimal motions needed to dodge your shots.

What's Eldar for "Gimme some sugar baby"?

>>55114308
>paranoid /k/ fag shook at the idea his gun can't protect him from something

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>>55118040

>>55111254
Would it be a fair fight if she was figure sized and didn't have her weapons?

>>55113293
/k/ is too stupid to understand that ther freedum guns are no match for UAVs

>>55118030
"Slaanesh".

>>55116896
This was never a promising thread, it's much better this way.

>>55116896
Hey it could have been worse, it could have deranged in yet another /pol/ shitfest.

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>>55119021
>haha you can't beat the government so just give up ;)

>>55119556
it's not so much that you can't beat it, it's that you can't even fight it

there's nothing to give up in the first place because there's no way to fight

>>55119582
>fighter jets can patrol the streets

>>55106128
Best case scenario she just sneers at me for being a Mon Keigh and fucks off...
>>55111536
Golden.

>>55119582
Then how are sandpeople in Toyota trucks using cellphones to detonate fertilizer bombs doing such a great job of it? You think Ahmed is going to be a better insurgent than a motivated native with the access and finances to build some of the finest McGuyver munitions man kind has ever seen? Do you know nothing about the Oklahoma City bombing?

>>55106128
>Warfuckery

KHORNE! Stop trying to set me up with girls!

>>55119582
You know, maybe you shouldn't have this discussion before you learn more about the economy and how politics work. Maybe you won't emberras yourself.

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>>55119021
>implying my Desert Eagle can't put a hole through a Bloodthirster.
I don't even know why the people of the 41st milennium even bother with Lasguns and Bolters.

>>55106128
Dying with a rock hard boner can't be bad, surely.

>>55119556
>instead of working peacefully act like a chimp and get shot
americans in a nutshell.

>>55119680
yeah, which is why every insurgency ever has succeeded without massive outside help and support.

>>55119021
We've been using UAVs on Middle Easterners for a decade now, it just makes them angrier. What do you think a UAV will do to a bunch of people who actually have education and money?

>>55106128
>Elf slaver, wat do?

>>55106128
I'm at work so she can't torture my soul away.

>>55121596
Get back to work anon, the boss is looking!

>>55112780
The real question is if your room is more than 21 feet across.

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>>55112546

>>55114762
There are known cases of muscular stimulants causing broken bones thanks to spasms.

>>55106128
If I can't con her into a rohypnol cocktail before a duel, I'm fucked.

If I can than she's fucked, repeatedly.

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>>55112546

>>55120852
>rednecks
>education
>money

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Offer her a cup of tea

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>>55113029

>>55119655
Because the sandpeople shit in the desert and hike to get water and kill each other over petty grievances wholesale. You think that educated americans are going to put up as much of a fight?

I'd probably have just enough time to look up and down and say

> "nice"

before she bisects me

>>55134165
Nonono anon, you don't understand. Redneck Joe turns from 500 pound landwhale in a mobility scooter into Joe Rambo the instant muh gubbamint threatens any of his f*beep*ing Freedom Fries!