Greetings friends, have you heard of the chief god, and the only god you should be worshipping, Moradin? He's honestly the most powerful deity out there, think about it.
>Chief god of dwarves, and all dwarven gods are hardy and alpha
>prefers caves, which are dark and mysterious, and girls love a guy who's a little dark and mysterious
>Strong as fuck
Honestly, why don't you just convert and worship the god of gods, Moradin?