Alright /tg/. Your latest adventuring party is now confronted

>>55063969
The same way they deal with most hostile elements(especially female ones).
The Warrior Summoner unleashes the full force of her AURA OF LOVE AND POSITIVE VIBES, and befriends the ever-loving fuck out of her.
The Mentalist comments on how he's STILL the one in the most normal relationship.
The Mentalist is banging a saucy milf of a retired bandit queen who happens to be the reincarnation of a saint.
The Warrior Summoner is banging the mile-long Angel Dragon of Love and Friendship.

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>>55064532
>The Warrior Summoner unleashes the full force of her AURA OF LOVE AND POSITIVE VIBES, and befriends the ever-loving fuck out of her.
Probably wouldn't work. Bernkans tel is *literally* Incapable of caring about anyone in anyway whatsoever. Even the one who is closest to her, she wouldn't give less of a fuck about if she somehow met her end. The only thing that even brings her anything approaching "joy" anymore, is the suffering and pain of others.

I punch her in the face of course.

>>55063969
See >>55064827

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>>55064827
Considering the shit she puts people through, she'd honestly deserve it completely.

Who is she, she looks cute.
How she got in our spelljammer? Last person that suddenly appeared in the jammer got tortured (it was a player)

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>>55065110
>Who is she, she looks cute.
Bernkastel from Umineko. A "Witch", and the most powerful one at that. She's been around for a *very* long time.

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>>55064804
>Bernkans is *literally* incapable of caring about anyone in any way whatsoever
That can be fixed.

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>>55063969
I know nothing about her, but I have bad a feeling that pretty much any combat tactic I present is going to be met with
>it doesn't work because she's too powerful
So I'm going to put the onus on you, motherfucker: How does she deal with this team from one of my old games:
>a fighting monk who kung fu directly from an angel
>a dark knight whose sword is a vessel for a fragment of his own soul, and who specializes in curses
>a paladin-exorcist who eats ghosts and demons
>a swordmaster who is able to cut not only people and objects, but also concepts, like a person's strength, or their memories, or their emotions

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She's just a cat, so I will just get one of my retainers to bring out the party's mastiff and scare her away.

>>55063969
stabbity stab stab

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>>55065358
>So I'm going to put the onus on you, motherfucker: How does she deal with this team from one of my old games:
She let's them all come at her at once, with everything they have got, everything they can possibly unleash against her. And then she laughs when it all fails to do anything to her. This is her go to whenever she is faced with opponents who possess abilities that can destroy most other entities. She finds it funny when people give in to despair this way.

>>55063969
Well, we're playing Nobilis, so we burn some MP to get past her Auctoritas and erase her from existence.

>>55063969
>how does your party do?
Black crusade, so
>zerker does his thing
>noise marine duo makes things loud
>sorcerer summons some daemons
>warp smith dakkas her into oblivion with volkite

Plan B would have the sorcerer say the names of all the daemons he knows.
This includes:
>a bloodthirster
>a keeper of secrets and it's daemonett harem
>a hoard of plague bearers
>a pack of flesh hounds
>a really annoying pink horror who constantly fucks with the party
>and a single nurgling

How does it go?

>>55065358
>a swordmaster who is able to cut not only people and objects, but also concepts, like a person's strength, or their memories, or their emotions
but shiki can't kill servants

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>>55066103
>How does it go?
You might amuse her enough that she doesn't decide to have her cats feast upon your entrails.

>>55066263
So she's a Mary Sue and this is a power wank b8 thread? Ok.

>>55063969
We draw her towards the Hakurei Shrine, let the scary miko sort her out.
Ain't no way three fairies are taking on something that spooky looking directly.
Alternatively, we screw up Yuuka's flower garden and blame this chick.

>>55063969
End her utterly

>>55066347
40k power levels just can't approach anime levels of retarded.

But that's not what mary sue means.

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>>55066347
>So she's a Mary Sue
I don't think you know what that word means, and no, she isn't. 40k power levels just can't match up to the raw power Umineko Witches throw around like candy.

>>55066555
The definition of Mary Sue for me is any character who is overwhelmingly powerful and overwhelmingly edgy for no reason ther than the creator gets off on it.

But I honestly I just wanted to see what you would say, OP.

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This won't be a problem.

>>55066853
You clearly haven't read the VN. Actually, Higurashi would be a better starting point as it explains her motivations and pathology to an extent.

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>>55066829
>like candy.
I see what you did there.

>>55063969
Why would you even ask this question if the only answer you give would be "(X) dosen't work, she is too strong and the party dies." and variations of such?

Fuck off to /a/ and don't come back.

>>55066422
>Cannot be harmed vs cannot be forced to give a fuck
>Cat forced to have tea and chill the fuck out

Best ending

>>55063969
It depends on who gets there first; The CHIM 4th gen Ravnos who disbelieves her,
The 3rd gen myth-shaper Gangrel who becomes an aspect of the Wyrm and consumes her timeline, or the 5th gen Salubri who cohabitates her soul and psychotherapies her into a good guy.

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>>55063969
Probably shoots her

If I understand the character correctly she can reset bad situations if there's a chance of it going well for her, but she needs enough time to make the decision to do so

One bullet, fired from a mile away. The bullet moves faster than the sonic boom it creates. She's dead before even hearing the shot. And that's only my character, the Space Marine or Inquisitor could probably equally fuck her up just as easily

>>55066982
I mean, technically, he doesnt know it yet but that gangrel can actually invoke The Dragon's Shadow, and then she becomes entirely irrelevant and the game ends, so honestly she isnt even a bigger threat to us than we are.

>>55067009
Yeah but do you have a Culexus to just laugh at her as she has an aneurysm?


>>55066982
Oh, fuck, I forgot the bullshit second gen Ventrue "I can tell archangel micael to suck my dick and he will thank me for it".

He makes her an asset.

>>55066982
>Best ending
Indeed it is. Also means we get to score some tea at the shrine once this blows over, and we'll be less on Reimu's shit list.
At least until ONE of us accidentally fills the donation box with mud again.

>>55063969
Literally who?

>>55067048
How much diablerie did your party commit to get to those levels of blood potency?

>>55063969
what is her powerset?
i don't know who she is and what kind of bullshit she has.

>>55063969
Her head explodes when he shoots her with his ant-psykers gun mid-seizure.

>>55067108
She literally destroys and creates several galaxies during her fight with Lambda Delta. In reality she is just the author's cat who is supposed to be a representation of a bunch of unhinged theorists, who in turn represent the people who actually read the VN and theorized about it as each part came out.

>>55067093
We all started at gen 6.
The gangrel diablerized his sire, his sire's sire, ect.
The Salubri was given a ritual than bumped his gen.
The BULLSHIT ventrue pulled some absolute BULLSHIT with his beloved ghoul siring herself with a sample of Cain's blood, diablerising him, and cloning him a new body from herself!?!!!

I do not understand what the Ravnos did. She may or may not only believe she is a lower generation, but that is apparently good enough.

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>>55067136
Forgot pic.

>>55067148
oh, a reality warper then.

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>>55063969

We fight her and win. Because we're stronger than her. And before you say she is stronger than my team, let me remind you that my team is in fact stronger than her.

This is a stupid thread about a stupid character from a stupid story presented through what is arguably the stupidest storytelling medium in the history of human civilization. Your post is utterly indistinguishable from children shrieking about Mewtwo beating Sephiroth because Mewtwo stole a gun from Duke Nukem, and the only thing more upsetting than how absolutely pathetic the entire conceit of your post is is the fact that I was sufficiently baited into responding.

I hope you stub your toe so hard it bleeds.

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>>55067184
>This level of edge.
Try not to transmutate yourself into a mass of blades, friendo.

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>>55067184
OK

>>55067150
>siring herself with a sample of Cain's blood, diablerising him, and cloning him a new body from herself!?!!!
What the actual fuck?

In my day we just diablerized our sires to get blood potency. Now it's all this fancy shit with fleshcrafting and Caine's blood.

>>55067184
I don't care about you said but you posted the worst gif imaginable. Fuck you.

>>55067208
>>55067213
Fucking samefag

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Just going to mention that if anyone manages to actually force Berean stellar back, let alone *kill* her, then you will have pic related coming down to find out what exactly happened to her miko. Pray she makes your death quick.
She won't

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>>55067244

We summon Deadpool to protect us. :3

>>55067254
Just shoot her headband dude.

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>>55067244
Not the same person, bro. Not that you would care, since you seem massively anally-overwhelmed at the moment.

>>55067254
Literally who are these people?

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>>55067283
2hus.

Either bullied into tears like the shiub niggurath equivalent or killed with minimum damage because of theurgy.

>>55067270
I summon Batman 0wn3d

>>55067254
Congratulations, now they BOTH get to live in the Salubri's head for a while.

What, you think I was going to let Mr. 'I am the very core of darkness' gangrel over there erase them from existence?

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>>55067271
You'd first have to know that her headband is what keeps her form stable, and then you would have to find a way to attack it. And it's highly unlikely she would give you the time to do so before she has rendered you into an eternally screaming mass of hell-flesh.

>>55067344
>Can do everything retroactively
Aurora is pretty much your average FATE GM.

>>55067314
is batman working with or against anime girl? this is important

>>55067309
That is a dirty lie

>>55067368
More importantly, does Batman have prep time?

>>55067344
Sounds like the appropriate target for an Archmaster with a waifu fetish. Assuming she's a Rank 6-8 Spirit, an Archmaster with 10 dots of Spirit would perform a spell making her love him and then marry her.

>>55063969
Beat her into bloody ribbons.

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>>55067333
>Congratulations, now they BOTH get to live in the Salubri's head for a while.
>Implying that it wouldn't all be a part of a story that Featherine is writing in order to alleviate her own boredom.
Nice trips, though.

Rip her in half with my bare hands. My STR is 29 and I can do insane stuff now. If that doesn't work I would step back and let the Fighter and Barbarian hack at her while I shoot lightning from my hands and my staff(of thunder & lightning). The other party members are the healer and the skill monkey and I have no idea how they could help. Maybe a fight song?

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>>55063969

The paladin smacks her over the head with his sword once.

>>55067391
>Implying the story cant kill you when it has the Ebon Dragon in it
>I fukken saved your imaginary ass

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>>55067385
Featherine is the effectively the most powerful being in her universe. The only being more powerful than her in her canon is literally the Creator Itself. Even if the Archmaster *did* manage to "marry" her, she would likely trap him in the pages of one of her books for all eternity whilst subjecting him to never-ending torment, all as a means of expressing her "love".

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Is there ever a version of these threads where its not a trick question for playground kids to scream about who's stronger? I liked the MGE one a while back but that also had a long stretch of power masturbation of "NO YOU LOSE!" NO,I DONT, YOU LOSE!"

>>55067524
like, am I alone in just wanting to hear about the universe and how my character would fit inside it? I don't need to jump straight into killing god

>>55067524
NUH-UH, I ACTIVATE MY EVERYTHING-PROOF SHIELD!

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>>55067208
What, is stubbing toes over the line for you? I won't apologize. I'm not sorry. This thread is terrible. Anime is terrible. Your post is terrible, too--I wouldn't want you to feel left out.

>>55067244
I think the other guy's an idiot, but not everyone who disagrees with you is samefagging.

>>55063969
I disprove her. There's no such thing as witches, therefore she doesn't exist.

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>>55067254
>that pic
Oh Christ, she's right in the Warrior Summoner's strike zone.

>>55067559
I was wrong.

>>55067524
This is a good post.

>>55063969
Our best shot is shrinking the priest, tying him to an arrow and coating him with magical poison, then using a convoluted series of portals to hit her with it. Somehow.
Don't ask.

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>>55067524
The MGE thread was more or less just us shitting on mge and crosschan faggots from /monster/ getting triggered.
We should have another. Or just a thread for shitting on bad settings and games.

>>55067507
You are dealing with out-of-setting parties, my dude

The creator is a broken schizo computer nerd named 'Autochthon' and is only slightly more powerful at the moment that the more powerful of his servants, and way less coherent.

Her soul is sucked into a salubri's forehead while the gangrel drinks her blood and subsumes her powers.

Then she is put back in her body (After it is resurrected) with a set of psychoses designed to make her an easily manipulated pushover, because psychosurgery.

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>>55067642
>We should have another.
I second this.

>>55063969

I remember when I was a part of a group rping forum that allowed people to use characters from any established series.

A bunch of people claimed and used Umineko witches and everyone hated them.

Although I think someone had Dark Schneider rape one of them and the player of the witch was massively asshurt about it.

Anyway I don't really have a point for this story beyond the fact that nobody likes untouchable, unkillable, invincible characters.

Especially when asked retarded questions like "HOW DOES YOUR PARTY DEAL WITH AN INVINCIBLE FORCE THAT THEY CAN'T STOP."

>>55067642
my favorite posts were the ones which basically called it fallout except the radiation makes you horny, because that is basically what the corruption is in that setting.

>>55067729
stay tuned for my attempts to port the storylines of fallout 1 and 2 to the MGE universe and for it to actually work.

>>55067642

The amount of asshurt in those threads was hilarious.
I especially liked when people pointed out that the setting was dark and creepy.
And some faggot was demanding proof.
So an anon just spammed monster bios that proved his point.
And the faggot ignored them and kept screeching.

>Anime isn't real

and we win through the power of questioning our hallucinations

>>55067729
My favorite part of that thread was the guy who had a DH game with him playing asdrubael vect.
I really wish my gm was that fun.

>>55063969
I molest the DM until he agrees to stop being a faggot and actually try to put effort into his work.

>>55065300
Unless it counteracts getting killed every couple weeks for at least 100 years due to timeloops and your friends going insane and killing you and eachother, i severely doubt anything you do could help her.

>>55063969
Time travel, with enough time travel you can solve all of your problems!
Just don't think about it too much, the alternate yous that died in the process don't count

>>55063969
If she kills me the wrong way, she alerts the Ruinous Powers to her existence.

Boy oh boy is being a Psyker a weird job.

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>>55067729
>Fallout, but the ghouls are unimaginative sexy waifus and the Glowing Ones are annoying unimaginative sexy waifus

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>>55067755
>So an anon just spammed monster bios that proved his point.
That was me, by the way.

>>55067729
I still remember the poor sucker who was playing PTU, and the Gul'dan poster.

>>55067372
It is a dirty lie, but its in the same vein.

They are several of the witches from the umineko no naku koro ni series. Many of the witches are based off of, or rather, are future versions of girls from its sister series, higurashi no naku koro ni.

Bernkastel is furude rika, and frankly, she has every reason to be a fucked up super loli after what she had to deal with.

>>55067850
From those lofty heights to this dark place of animeposting and schoolground arguments. Where did we go wrong?

>>55067801
Maybe so, but we won't know unless we try.
That, and The Powers in the Shadows, namely Imperium, have a pretty pissy attitude towards people just popping off Time shenanigans, and are strong enough to counteract the ones that do.
And fucking with the party, who they have a vested interest in much to the Warlock's dismay would definitely annoy them enough to drop a Cease and Desist order.

>>55067755
Too bad the OP of those threads fucked off back to /monster/. We can't shit on a setting withou someone defending it.
It just isn't the same without some butthurt faggot whining about his superior waifus and ignoring all the valid criticisms.

>>55067871
Isn't Hanyu supposed to be an amnesiac Featherine in her future?

>>55067876
Unfortunately, one of the kids did try. And he clearly failed.

>>55067888
Yep, and lambda is satoko.

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>>55063969
I self-insert into her backstory and turn it into my own weird, cringy magical realm.
Besides, everyone knows 「witches aren't real」

>>55067910
>lambda is satoko
>trying to shit on other settings when you don't even understand the original one your ow the edge "character" is from

Punch her til she dies.

>>55067943
>I self-insert into her backstory and turn it into my own weird, cringy magical realm.

Have fun going fucking nuts and killing/getting killed every couple weeks.

>>55067948
There's the possibility that she's takano as well, but the evidence is more slanted towards satoko with the laugh and her relation to bernkastel

>>55063969
Seeing that we're faced with what I'm guessing is a "lol you lose you're pathetic" gimmick, I pack my dice and leave, and do my best to never see the DM again.

Without players, whatever power fantasy the DM had in mind falls to the void. She ceases to exist.

>>55067943
>using CHIM with other sources of weird metaphysics

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS

>>55067972
>Have fun going fucking nuts and killing/getting killed every couple weeks.

This is literally one of the books of Vivec's scripture. He also gets beheaded and his body is raped an uncountable number of times by Molag Bal before he could get his disembodied head back.

Is what she does actually magic? As the last character I made was immune to magic but is otherwise a pretty standard comic books mage.

>>55065619
This is dumb as shit, and you're an entry-level plebe for liking this dumb shit.

>>55067910
There is one other thing about Anima's setting that mitigates these chicks' powers.
By RAW, they can only have all their "GM just pisses on your sheet" powers OUTSIDE of reality, in the dream realm known as the Wake or the Vigil, depending on translation.
In reality, even LITERAL FUCKING GODS are limited to Minor Deity status, limiting the effect they can have on reality, and there is absolutely zero wiggle room for this.
Even the spell that merges a section of reality and the Wake only allows you to be a shitter within the radius of the spell. Firing off a LOLGODLAZER with a range greater than that radius will see the beam dissipate the second it hits the border.
And the party has a pretty strict "No just wandering into strange wake areas" rule.

>>55063969
I walk off the table

>>55068020
See, this is how you go about fighting powerlevels.

You find out how to make them NOT work

Congratulations guy, you are /tg/ batman.

>>55065619
Sounds fucking gay and stupid as shit. Worsethan 40k. Kill yourself

>>55063969
My fighter strips off his armour and punches her in her stupid face, killing her instantly.

Done.

Thread over. Everyone go home.

>>55068081
The only person to manage punching her in the face is another character from the setting, so you may wanna check with him on how to manage that properly.

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>>55063969
I punch her in the dick.

>>55068044
You can do a similar sort of power-negation in a high-tier Mage game. Using the 7 dot Imperial Practice in Time, any Time spell cast against you fails. There's no roll, it just doesn't work and the mana is wasted. You also can't be harmed because your place in time is permanently fixed.

>>55068091
Too late, it already happened, she's already dead.

>nuh-uh cause I go back in time and it doesn't happen and I make you explode forever in a shower of blood and agony over and over and and and if you did do something to me my big sister would come and beat you up

>WHY ARE YOU ARGUING STOP ARGUING MY CHARACTER IS VERY COOL AND IMPORTANT AND STRONG SHE'LL HECK YOU UP NONE OF YOUR ARGUMENTS CAN WIN IT'S STUPID STOP ARGUING AND LIKE MY AWESOME CHARACTER WHO CAN DO ANYTHING MOM MOOOOM MOOOOOOOOOOOOM THEY KEEP ARGUING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I will hate you to fucking death op, you piece of shit mongoloid, my fury will blacken my bones and grind my teeth to dust as I project my misery in the hopes that some day, somehow I can will you to get slow, suffering cancer and then get cuckolded publically by your wife like Total Biscuit

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>>55068017
>>55068058
I are it you two are butt-buddies then?

>>55068176
I fell for your bait and feel stupid for it, but I still hate you for even throwing the bait out there.

>>55067994
Have you tried not playing DND?

There are plenty of settings where the characters are fully capable of dealing with these witches.

>>55067998
They asked for given partys. means deaThat ling with a broad and varied metaphysical mythos.

Feel happy nobody has pulled out fucking AMBER or someshit and just (Fully legitimately ) Gone "I am more real than she is, I have fun letting her kill the version of me that pokes into her universe before I kidnap her and put her in a hyper-real Schrodinger's box for eternity"

>>55068176
Die. Kill yourself. Die a thousand, hate filled deaths. You are the cancer of the internet. You are the sickness that infests the rotting heart of mankind. Take your stupid anime cringe bait and GO, stay go, and remember to fall down on scissors on your way out

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>>55063969
Can I just throw rubber band in her?

>>55067800
Technically Bernkastel is the GM.

>>55068012
Is Vivec actually just a magical realm DM?

>>55068044
No matter how high your stats are, there is always someone with a trick to make them irrelevant.
In every system.
This is called roleplaying, and not everyone reaches this point.

>>55068104
Fucking Sidereals tho.

>>55068193
>Have you tried not playing DND
Meh, the game isn't the problem if the DM is a cunt. Guess I'll just have to DM like I always do

>>55068015
She is literally a middle aged woman who sort of writes fanfiction. She just appears as a god to the people inside the theoretical situations she creates.

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He stomps her and her big sister because green is best and orks never lose.

/thread

That depends, how well does she hold up to being punched near unceasingly for ungodly amounts of time? The last time our party faced a 2stronk4u enemy our brawler player resolved to have his character stay behind and punch the smug fuck in the mouth until he achieved some sort of progress. Wrote up a whole new CS and everything. The best (and most absurd) part of the situation is that the GM made this guy so insanely high on himself that his ego won't allow him flee or so much as lift a finger to wipe out the guy that kept following him around and smacking him in the mouth. Physically he's came out fine, but mentally it took a toll on him since the only reprieves he got were when either party involved in this retarded altercation paused for a moment to eat, sleep, use the bathroom, etc., or when the guy hired new mooks that inevitably tried to stop this crazy fuck from punching their boss and get fucked up because of it. This went on until the party eventually got strong enough to come back and fuck this guy in the ass as a team. The reason I'm bringing all of this up is because I want to know how long she'd put up with this shit if what >>55065619 said about her just waiting for people to despair is true. Is she willing to let a guy just waltz about her place decking her shit every chance he gets? Is she going to care at all that his hits are actually getting stronger over time thanks to slow leveling? Or is she just going to wipe him out after a few hours of being socked in the nose?

>>55068303
>literally having a guy follow you around slapping you in the face every 5 minutes
>he never stops

thats persistence

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>>55068210
>Die. Kill yourself. Die a thousand, hate filled deaths. You are the cancer of the internet. You are the sickness that infests the rotting heart of mankind. Take your stupid anime cringe bait and GO, stay go, and remember to fall down on scissors on your way out
My my my. You must have stayed up so long memorizing all that with hate-filled tears streaming down your face, all in preparation for a moment such as this to arise. I must commend you Anon. That takes a true level of hatred for all things, and callous disregard for any common decency than I could ever possibly acheive. You are truly the meme-master.

>>55068338
What made it great was that this was over the coarse of multiple sessions, and that it would be brought up every once in a while our GM would mention it so that he player could update the sheet for leveling purposes. In a way it kind of reminded me of a more retarded, less over the top version of Asura's wrath.

>>55068375
Your welcome. Now kill yourself. Step on a lego on the way there. Spill coffee on your table. Get a pin under your toenail. Stub your little toe so it bleeds. Cut up some cayenne peppers and then take a piss while forgetting to wash your hands

>>55068375
That's not how Hades would talk. You're terrible at doing this "freeform roleplaying" thing, OP.

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>>55068405
>Your welcome. Now kill yourself. Step on a lego on the way there. Spill coffee on your table. Get a pin under your toenail. Stub your little toe so it bleeds. Cut up some cayenne peppers and then take a piss while forgetting to wash your hands
Oh Anon, you truly wound me. I feel as if I'm going to cry.

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Nobody can beat the rubber band.
Can't beat the rubber band, man.

>>55068174
did TBs wife actually cuckold him?

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>OP tells me I have to confront and defeat his immortal anime girl
>surrender without putting up any resistance at all just to deny her any satisfaction
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

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>>55068466
>Not surrendering and asking the GM in private chat if we can play out the ensuing ERP.

>>55068454
They had a public spat over Trump of all things IIRC, and I think they've separated. Not over that, just he's gotten bitter and dark with, y'know, dying from cancer

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>>55068505
>ERP with the GM
>don't actually masturbate to it
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

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>>55068505
>invite GM to ERP
>he accepts and agrees to meet in a private chatroom
>having acquiesced his authority to neutral ground, he is thus powerless
>invite all of my friends from another IRC
>use the basic nature of the real-time action economy and textually depict the violent rape and mindbreaking of his evil godfu by a swarthy band of pirate skeleton gangrapists

OUTPLAYED

>>55068584
Don't reply to me or my son's posts ever again.

>>55068584
How can you tell if the pirate skeletons are swarthy or not? Have they rubbed themselves with charcoal?

>>55068636
"Cap'n," one olive-colored skeleton cried, "the lass be strugglin'!"

The Dead Pirate Cranio adjusted his glorious tricorne, adorned with medals commemorating his many rapes in his service as a rapebooter, and brought the terrified Frederica into a full-nelson position with frightening speed. "Arr, ye lily-livered lubbers wouldn't know how to rape a witch if she'd asked fer it! Midshipman Rattles, bring me my rapin' cudgel, we've five arrgasms to go 'afore we can clap her in irons and send her to the galleys!"

A dark pall of true horror bloomed across the captive Frederica's face as Cranio forced her legs apart and grimly attached a thick rod made of treated mahogany to his pelvis. The dark-boned crew of the Loinsplitter crowed and jeered at her as they waited eagerly for the captain's famous ministrations to begin. Tonight was going to be a long night for her, one of many in her new life as a skeleton rape-slave.

>>55063969
Punched out of every timeline simultaneously, save for one wherein she is turned into a frog.

Exalted, motherfucker.

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>>55068738
This thread went to a wonderful place.

>loli is the strongest thing in the universe

I unironically like this trope, it is the best.

>>55063969
>rogue attempts peaceful resolution. If failed, then *teleports behind you*
>paladin attempts to intimidate. If failed, then sets in fire
>wizard literally gives the ol' finger guns and she's now dead and/or a servant to him
>fighter *unzips chain sword*
>monk hides in corner until party is nearly dead and then Bruce Lees her

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>try and beat my mary sue waifu
>haha jk she's too powerful nothing works

>>55068738
I'll be honest, Keiichi probably raped several of the girls more than one time.

every 2 weeks for at least 100 years with everyone switching around who's crazy and him being a libido and paranoia filled teen, he did it at least once.

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>>55068505
>>55068584
>>55068738
GOOD END

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>>55063969
>implying she isn't already dead

>>55063969
She is not real even in her own setting, we don't need to do shit.

>>55063969
>WITCHES DON'T EXIST<
Done.

>>55063969
She will have to beat me in capture the flag and my partner in a duet.