You have been given the ability to drop a legion of space marines

>>55034722
Helix Porn Studio videos

Faggot

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>>55034722
I'll finally get what I was promised

Fox News' coverage of Trump inauguration.

>>55034722
The Bible

>>55034722

I drop the World Eaters anywhere. The entire planet is fucked.

>>55034722
game of thrones.
they need a real problem

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>>55034722
>Drop the World Eater into the Infinite Layers of the Abyss
>Angron becomes a Decom Lord in a Day, then prooceeds to become a God, Kill Bane and Bhaal and Become a Second Khorne.

Additionally, he will be immune to almost all forms of magic achievable so it'd be hilarious to drop him anywhere.

>>55034722
Legend of Korra
Two reasons
1. Korra is obnoxious
2. Space marines vs benders = best metal album cover ever

>>55034781
Those cute bois would probably enjoy it

W40k.
The Emperor needs everything he can get.

>>55037764
Can you stop referring to everything even vaguely spectacular as "the most metal thing ever"?
Do you even listen to metal apart from Blind Guardian, Bolt Thrower and Dragonforce you fucking neckbeard?

>>55034722
Can I drop them -- onto -- a piece of media?
If so I'll draw the star of chaos on Bioware buildings and summon the Legion over a copy of ME: Andromeda.
Hoping they purge the offices without too much issue.

>>55037813
Bolt thrower is great

>>55037816
>Xenos love
The building would be dead in an instant

>>55034781
>google this
>just gay porn

Uh why this studio specifically

>>55037858
>Enter the office
>Covered with motiovational-looking posters of a human male next to a bunch ot Xenos
>One of the Xenos is blue
>Chapter Master begins the purge, ordering his men to have this Commander Shepard dragged before him for a public execution


Now I wonder how they'd react to seeing minis of themselves.

>>55037940
And the fact that 90% of this board knows about both the grey knights and chaos

It would be hilarious to see the sjw reaction to the 100000 male super soldiers

>>55037060
>I have seen the army of the Pauldrons, they're real.

>>55037940
>>55037952
>legion dropping into our world

I just hope it's the Salamanders.

>>55037985
I could do the white scars.

Ultramarines could have us industrialized in a few decades.

>>55034722
Wherever GW is right now.

>>55037985
Rather than an SM legion, it's an inquisitor with an eversor on a really flimsy leash.

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>>55034722
>Drop every pre-heresy traitor legion into pic related at the same time
>they instantly get slaughtered
Heresy averted

>>55037871
Because cute twinks anon

Yes hello I would like to send the Death Company to Maker Studios

>>55038032
>>I could do the white scars.

>get selected as recruit
>in a few centuries youre in space entering the webway to get yourself some sweet Dark eldar pussy

>>55038180
*Wherever ADB and his bottom bitch Laurie are.

Fixed that for you.

Preferably the Night Lords legion, just for the irony of it.

I hate most media anyways. So I would put my Ultramarines into most. It's all heresy to them.

>>55034722
I would drop them in the movie Avatar.
I hate the Na'vi with a passion and would love to see the Space Marines do their holy work in the name of mankind and the Emperor.

>>55034722
Ouran High School Host Club

>>55038032
>Gulliman will never arrive on Earth and use his statecraft skills to make our planet a fully united world under Imperium Secundus

>>55040726
Came here to post this.

Fuck the Na'vi and fuck Jake Sulley for being the traitor to surpass all traitors.

>>55040726
29th post best post

>>55034722
Tal'Dorei

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>>55040874
Jake is bound to a wheelchair?
No problem, the Imperium has the right bionics for him. Also, these bionics will make sure that he will serve the Emperor from now on.

>>55038305
There is literally no way for them to survive the horrors of the warp and legions that will bring them.

>>55042519
2H is the weeb version of w40k in that it has retarded powerlevels.

>>55042606
40k has a reasonable power level.

Even the necrons, who straight up won science, don't always win.

Compared to a thing like 2H 40k loses.

40k has nothing on no-limit anime. Only things like the mythos-monsters and other no-limit anime have a chance

>>55043562
W40k doesnt have reasonable power levels compared to many other universes. If you compare for example spacemarines as supersoldiers to other supersoldiers they are completely ridiculous. Everyone is amped up to the maximum as stylistic choice (humans using human wave tactics and shooting soldiers to coerce others to run in, empirium being a grimdark theocratic dying empire, etc). Inuniverse everything is in balance (more because of rule of cool winning with massive losses), but outside of that it is stupid.

>40k has nothing on no-limit anime
yeah thats why I said 2H would be able to deal with what warhammer brings, because their have their own stupid power levels. And indeed, as you said, they are even more stupid.

>>55043734
I mean our tanks have been around about a century(probably much less)

They could probably take a marine.

That's not a stupid powerlevel, stupid powerlevel is like Cthulhu or 2H. Ridiculous power level is like opm or power man.

40k is a fantasy power level. Basically the power level go like this

>wretched
>dark
>modern(our own)
>hard(hard sci-fi)
>fantasy(40k d&d)
>mythology(Hercules)
>stupid(lovecraft, 2H)
>ridiculous(opm, dr. Manhattan)
>YHWH

>>55043916
>>I mean our tanks have been around about a century(probably much less)
what?
If you mean we made tanks for less than a century youre wrong since in WW1 the first tanks were deployed (which is about a century ago now). If you mean the tanks currently in use by western military I dont see why you would even consider a century, those are pretty new.

>they could probably take a marine
No they couldnt. Marines have taken much worse punishment without dying, some 2k tech wont dent their armor.

>>55034722
Drop pod the World Eaters in on the next Democratic National Convention

>>55044082
ww2 guns have been proven able to hurt marines(RPG stats, probably in a book somewhere)

Our tank missles are probably better than a krak grenade(bigger) and krak missiles are nasty to marines. Plus orks can hurt marines with 2k tech

>>55044136
You do realize you would die too right?

I mean it would be the only reason I would watch the conference but still

>>55044172
>implying i'd be at the DNC

>>55044153
>Plus orks can hurt marines with 2k tech
powered by belief. Also in short range penetration is a lot easier.
Just take the average imperial guardsman. For our time he would be a highly advanced soldier. In 40k they are cannonfodder that need to blast with massive amounts of lasguns to get anywhere. They need millions to stand up to any 40k threat.
And you shouldnt compare 40k internally but to otther universes. In D&D, LOTR, halo, starcraft or whatever they are way stronger. Considering they often find lovecraftian horrors like daemons I dont see why they arent rated on that tier.

>>55044208
I think worldeaters wont stop after crashing the conference and instantly start slaughtering the rest of humanity

>>55034820
this nigga knows whats up.

>>55044313
But a tank would still mess up a marine, if the marine doesn't mess it up first.

Plus nukes can kill marines so at least we aren't completely helpless

>>55034722
CNN headquarters.

>>55044313
>I think worldeaters wont stop after crashing the conference and instantly start slaughtering the rest of humanity

Fine then the Space Wolves. Same result no genocide. Or the Alpha Legion to bring the libtards down from within

>>55034722
I would send the Iron Hands to Mister Rogers Neighborhood and also Sesame street

>>55034722
Sanguinary guard in Warhammer fantasy.

>>55044466
>THE FLESH IS WEAK
>Those are puppets, neighbor
>Oh, my mistake. Good day, Ms. Henrietta

>>55034820
I would have rather had fantasy Iraq than a one episode slaughter where the humans are made to follow the god emperor and all non-humans are slaughtered in a week.

>>55036195
World Eaters vs Marvel earth. Marvel would obviously win because it has so many OP heroes but the shock and level of destruction would still be fucking epic. Also seeing Wolverine or the Hulk fight a tide of World Eaters seems pretty brutal.

>>55034722
Warcraft.

Gotta have the yearly near world-ending threat somehow.

>>55045083
>Why are the orks so much weaker in this dimension battle-brother?

>>55034722
Nowhere, because the inherent problem with adding 40k to anything is that it invites in the chaos gods, which then proceeds to ruin everything about the setting as it just becomes another extension of eternal Chaos vs Nonchaos bullshit, indistinguishable from any other.

>>55034722
Power Rangers

>>55034823
lol ok faggot

>>55045504
>implying they wouldn't recognize the god-emperor

>>55034823
The marines recognize their Emperor immediately and swear loyalty at the base of Trump tower. Now the guy you hate has a legion of supersoldiers who follow his every command unquestioningly.

Congratulations, you played yourself.

>>55036195
>few thousand angry dudes in armor with axes
>what planet could possibly hope to stand against this force

Gears of War
I think Cole Train would finally have an equal

Do you guys even comprehend the damage the alpha legions could do to a James Bond movie?

Or a metal gear game?

Neir automata would be funny just for the fact that humans came back

>>55037813
>calls other neckbeards
>"you aren't allowed to call things metal until you meet my requirements"

>>55042519
Man, some 40k fans really are clueless with the power level wankery, huh?

>>55043916
OPM is pretty low power level aside from Saitama and a couple of others though (Boros, Tatsumaki, Garou). Almost everyone is street tier.

>>55034722
I don't know where, but I know I'm sending either II or XI.

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>>55045555
Considering the subject matter, I am obligated to check those digits.

>>55045555
Checked

>drop a Legion sized Deathwatch Kill Team into Wheel of Time
>Watch as they encounter the Empress's Deathwatch Guard

>Shai'tan is basically Malal anyways so Chaos is less of an issue

>>55034722
I wonder how Forgotten Realms would deal with 100,000 marines. Or even 10,000.

>>55045555

Trump is truly the god emperor..

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>>55049727

There was doubt?! DIE HERETIC!

>>55043916
YHWH has a very fluctuating power level. At times he can call firestorm tornados at whim, create the universe, bring down walls. At other times his pwoers dont extend much beyond the ark of the covenant.

>>55050533
Well he has infinite and variable power(like powerman)

He is the omnipotent, and possesses omniscience. I mean he probably fits the power to the situation(alternating minor and major miracles to the situation)

>>55050607
>omnipotent and omniscient
>regularly regrets his decisions in the old testament

He is more like a greater daemon that boasts about his power to scare others but is not that powerfull actually.

>>55051029
You do realize Jesus(who is old testament god) for sure at least built a world.

YHWH as we know him doesn't do much(or admit to doing much), leaving Jesus to do stuff.

>>55044440
>implying the dems were not the alpha legion the whole time

>>55034722
berserk

>>55051183
I can only imagine that going really bad really quick

>>55037813
(you)
It was 8/10 post but you could have done a bit better if you really went off on him

>>55051077
Pretty sure theres plenty of debate about Jesus BEING God(especially the OT one)

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>>55049727
raises a good question of what Trumps first act would be were he to have his own chapter of space marines.

Perhaps they could help him work out how to make his own Sisters of Battle that all look like Ivanka

The Alpha Legion into the modern world just to see if they will either fix things or ruin them beyond repair.

>>55051250
Not if you don't believe the trinity fan fiction

I men if we are created in the imagine of god, then god should be physical like us right?

>>55044866
Well done.

>>55051267
>one look at sjws
>"naw we crashing this party with no brakes"

No legion needed:
Angry Marines inside Doom.
I want to see who is angrier.

>>55051267
>>55051298
Now I feel all warm and fuzzy thinking about crusade-era Alpha Legion dismantling extremist groups from within using ridiculously convoluted tactics

>>55034722
I drop some smurfs off in North Korean State Propaganda, and watch as they take over then unify earth starting with the Korean peninsula.

>>55051342
The best part is that no one would be aware of it, extremist groups would just disappear and government agencies would be baffled as to why.

>>55051342
>rig every muslim's wives with highgrade explosives to explode upon high impact sexual violence
>goats become extinct but it was all worth it

>>55051376
>lady Gaga just disappeared today a week after John Oliver

>sarkeesian placed under lock and key.

>>55051449
>meanwhile half of the middle east has just disappeared, along with 68% of world leaders

>also mysterious benefactors continue to donate unprecedented amounts of money to NASA and Space X leading to massive strives in space travel technology

>>55051449
>YouTube ai has been hacked to recommend white power videos to everyone.

>the only music that plays at McDonald's is shadilay.

>Shia's flag's location has been tipped to /pol/ after a wopping 10 minutes of being up

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>>55051376
>After five years CIA finally gets a clue about who might be obliterating terrorist organizations
>It's an artifact of unknown origin, but it seems like a sword with chainsaw as the blade

>>55041155
Best post

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>>55051526
>>Shia's flag's location has been tipped to /pol/ after a wopping 10 minutes of being up
To be fair they don't need Alpha Legion for that. Someone managed to figure out the bar CNN's interview was held in next day by comparing a reflection of a car's direction then confirming with photos.
Alpha Legion would probably dismantle them though for being unironic chaos worshipers that don't even follow a real god, just a minor demon of Tzeentch.

>>55051535
>not minutes after the recent discovery did the CIA redact the info as crazy rumors, the new chairman of the CIA a man by the name of Mr. O could not be reached for comment

>>55034722
>thread devolves into /pol/ revenge fantasies involving Alpha Legion
I approve

>>55051598
>CIA efficiency improved over 90% overnight.

>North korea lost Kim jung un and his progeny over a freak accident involving an eagle feather

>>55037871
Because this >>55038553
And it was a gay porn studio that I knew the name too.

It had layers man, fucking layers. Like a heavy implication that this thread is gay and OP is a faggot.

>>55051623
>on lighter news gang violence has reached an all time low after a sudden disappearance of prominent gang leaders and many surviving members dropping their colors and volunteering to help rebuild communities affected by the violence helped out by other groups looking to help assist downtrodden neighborhoods

>>55049727
He's about as shit as the god emperor.
Drop Horus and his legion into the inauguration

>>55051872
I mean compared to the unholy mixture of tzeentch and slaanseh that was Hilary the god emperor isn't that bad.

Lesser of two evils and all that jazz

>>55051900
in hindsight, it was either
>president fucking with North Korea
>president fucking with Russia
Gotta say option A is the lesser of two evils, considering North Korea was probably going to be fucking with the president in option B on top of tensions with Russia

>>55051900
He's easily khorne and slaanesh,quick to anger and obsessed with the earthly pleasures.

>>55038305
>All the lolis get ripped a new one by psykers
They can dodge bullets, but can they dodge mind bullets?

>>55052012
Khorne you can take at face value
I'm ok with that.

>>55052026
Do librarians even know mind bullets?

Plus, 2H is one of the things that only the Cthulhu mythos can mess with(like Gunrren legan) 40k might be a little below 2H

Part of me wants to see what would happen if you dropped the Black Templars onto Azeroth.

That or plop down some Death Watch into Old Republic era star wars and see how fast they end the galactic Sith war.

>>55044082
Marines can die to heavy stubbers, literally just 50 cal machineguns

A tank round would obliterate them. (if it hit)

Drop Iron Hands at some big bodybuilding contest, that could be fun.

>>55052542

Don't forget they get to shoot back. And Space Marines have big guns and pretty big ordnance.

Grey Knights into Hellsinker.

I want to see them fight PRAYERs and the Total Karma Compressor.

>the alpha legion is dropped on earth
>not obliterating instantly and forever the right wing everywhere because the emperor is fond of communism

>>55055744
First off the alpha legion would pick he smartest economical strategy regardless of the emperor(which happens to be capitalism)

Second, if the emperor is fond of communism why is the imperium typically not communist?

Third a group that hates straight white males would have an issue with big E meaning they have to be exterminated

>>55055988
If the Emperor was a staunch atheist, why is the Imperium not typically atheist?

>>55056607
>lorgar

But in all seriousness when has the emperor ever been pro-communism?

>>55056623
He's not pro communist per se, but the imperium as a whole looks like what communism was in USSR.

>>55045558

>a hundred thousand supersoldier massmurderers slaughtering every major city

sure yeah, nobody will even notice

>>55045063

Captain America (with plot armor) against Kharn. That would be a sight to see.

>>55034722
I add the Alpha Legion to Info Wars and watch the ensuing craziness unfold.

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>>55034722
Marvel, space marines whould rape anything there.

>inb4 muh interdimensional mumbojumbo
bolters son, bolters.

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Ben 10 it would be BloodBath

>>55061170
So many heretical Xeno-human hybrids.

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Salamanders + Konosuba

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>>55034722
pic related, see how they influence the outcome

>>55061901
>tfw Mr. Rodgers still comes out on top.

>>55045063
Shit. I'D buy that book.

>>55034722
I'd drop them into warcraft, Argus to be exact, and watch the madness.

>>55034722
Dropping a legion like the Word Bearers into the culture would have interesting repercussions to say the least.

The chaos gods may well end up just being primitive beings that the cultures mind can tame with infinite orgies. Or the entire world will implode in an orgy of violence..and orgies.

>>55037060
>implying GoT isn't a alpha legion experiment

>>55045083
>a full Legion
>with a Primarch
Warcraft gets stomped, breh.

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>>55040726
Best post.

>>55037060
Can the setting realistically deal with ONE Astartes?

>>55051172
If that's the case then we're in one of those cases where everyone thinks they're the ONLY insurgent.

>>55037793
Give this man a purity seal

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>>55037793
Based.

>>55041277
Alternately? Titan pilot

>>55045392
Two words
Female orcs

>>55051526
No man. McDonald's would only play moonman stuff

>>55057112
The fact that rogue traders exist mean that empathy was never a communist

Doom. That way we can have one of the lost Primarchs returned to the fold.

>>55062822
>infinite orgies
UNLIMITED SLAANESHI POWER

>>55055744
>it's a ''stupid shit doesn't understand 40k so it just sticks it's own political ideologies on The Imperium'' episode
The Imperium is a system unlike anything that exists today, but the best description is space feudalism. Anything beyond that is up to the discretion of the planetary governors. Coincidentally, right wingers share a lot of their values and sentiments, the majority of the fanbase is right wing, and right wingers would accept them more readily. So no, my cucked friend, it is you and your hordes of freaks that would be getting purged.

>>55037793
Absolutely. Unless there's a way back to bring reinforcements, better keep them.

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>>55045555
But anon, why would they side with the daughter hater who refuses to fuck his children? Those geneseeds have to entire his children somehow.

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>>55034722
Send the most mentally stable and knowledgeable people back to 30k to warn them about everything in 40k.

>>55065584
You're right, a non-binary race is a lot more powerful than a strictly gendered one

>>55066021
fellow commie? (^:

>>55065555
He would get overwhelmed by the Machine Spirit almost immediatly.

>>55034722
I would drop my legion straight into a ridiculous premise.

>>55066228
I'm like 99% sure Ivanka has received the Presidential D at least once.

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>>55051183
>mfw the iron hands see Griffith

>>55071796
>implying Discord wouldn't just point and click them out of existence

>>55072995
>implying he would do anything beside laughing his ass of.