Pathfinder General /pfg/

I'm so mad that I have died the most out of my whole party.

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PoW Discipline Errata When?

>>55015327
The most recent time?
He charged straight into a dragon's jaws like a God at the end of the world, and got dragged down from his horse. But that was pretty much just bad luck.

The thing that was entirely his own fault was trying to calm people down by yelling at them really loud. Sounded really good in his head, but that clearly doesn't work out so well in real life, as opposed to in a play.

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>>55015327
How did she get blood on her hands?

Will anybody bully me?

>>55015485
No.

>>55015497
Okay. Thank you anyway.

Where should I go for bullying?

>>55015514
>>55015485
Nowhere, because you're a dirty bamboozler and you bamboozled these poor Anons. Leave, or be destroyed.

>>55015438
Jacking off dying people is a messy business.

>>55015485
Sure I will.
Now give me your lunch money or I'll break your arm.

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Looking for two more players to run the Ironfang Invasion AP. Requirements:

Must have a slot after 5PM Mon-Thurs free (Tues. ideal)

No scifi/tech races/classes/items.

PoW is greenlit, everything else 3pp needs to be run by me first.

"Feat taxes" are avoided through this homebrew: http://michaeliantorno.com/feat-taxes-in-pathfinder/

DM reserves the right to rule out a character for other tone or game-breaking reasons.
20-point point-buy, normal HP and wealth, start at level 1, Background Skills optional system in use. Any alignment allowed, but don't let this freedom go to your head.

Will not use Hero Points, two traits or three traits and a drawback allowed.

Will be using Militia system from Lands of Conflict.

Will be played on Roll20 with text, Discord for OOC chatter and militia management.

Severus Quintus#4449 on Discord, PM me if interested.

>>55015420
They'd need to release an entire book.

>>55015525
I'm a bamboozler?

>>55015702
Shit, typo: should be 4PM.

>>55015784
Time zone?

>>55015438
She tried to get her arrow back.

>>55015438
Probably has something to do with the fact that he has blood on his own hands and sword.

>>55015438
She's a murder virgin and she tried to get the arrow out.

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>>55015327
Isnt that Alette from Banner saga?

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>Tetori monk
>Kraken caller druid (maybe with a 1 or two dip in tetori for IUS, Improved grapple, stunning fist)
>Synthesist summoner

Slightly different take on the same question. How would you build Doc Ock as a luchador/ vigilante?

>>55015766
You're a bamboozler! I know it's you! You did this! This Dark Era has been perpetuated by you!

>>55015842
That looks nothing like the girl in the OP, anon.

>>55015327
Not my characters, but literally just to night my party had a very sobering moment of "wow... how did we get to this point".
Our sorc just learned cloudkill. I don't think they were prepared for just what it can do to a room full of mooks.
A load of hobgoblins had a village in a canyon. A few of the warriors are shooting at them from the floor of the canyon, and the sorc lobs a cloudkill down there. It wipes out a few of the mooks and rolls on down a ways, pretty much leaving the immediate area of the fight but billowing through another large room carved out of the canyon walls. The party doesn't think much of it, and fucks off to another part of the canyon while the cloud dissipates. Later on, they come back and search the other rooms. The room they had gassed without checking ended up being the kitchens, where all the children and women were. Mind you, I did not set this up. It is a pre-written Paizo module. When I explained what they found, there was a very long quiet time. The sorc has since expressed he doesn't want to use that spell anymore.
It... was kinda messed up.

>>55015968
>sorc expressing remorse
>having a sense of right and wrong
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>>55016070
This is why he has Charisma and a flock of hotties, and you're seething at him from the window of your tower.

>>55016114
Casting hot Cloudkills while he bawls his pretty little eyes out. He'll never fill a ruins with dangerous artefacts for any oaf to run across and abuse with that attitude!

>>55016070
Mostly compounded by the fact that just before they'd found that room, they'd had another encounter where they'd run up against some hobs holed up in a sort of fort. I think the original intent was to toss in the cloudkill and fight them in the open. When they left their defenses. However, someone immediately picked up on the idea of closing and holding the door. For four rounds the guys inside were struggling to push the door open against the PCs until at last there was no more attempts by anything inside to get out. A few PCs were involved in holding the door originally, but eventually at least one of them just couldn't do it anymore and stopped helping.
They didn't open the door for a long time. But first they went back to check the room mentioned above.

>>55016171
We do what we must because we can, baby.

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I just want to get drunk and maybe hit things while being cute and panda-y

>>55016246
those are some big bamboozles

>>55016246
Then go play Wakfu?

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>>55016287
But I want to do it in pathfinder!

>>55016307

In that case, play a Coldborn Skinwalker as either a Drunken Master Monk or a Drunken Brute Barbarian. It's not complicated, anon.

>>55016223
Not complaining one bit. It's not as if they weren't planning to kill pretty much all of them anyway, but I was just impressed that we managed to have a very serious moment where not only the characters but even the players stopped to question what they were doing, and I didn't have to do anything as the GM.
Just odd, considering how often you have to work your ass off as a GM to make players really notice something and even then it's usually cheap shock.

>>55016287
It there actually a tabletop for this or are you just getting my hopes up. Cause I am 100% down with cute panda girl adventures.

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>>55016342
But those don't sound very cute :(

>>55016346
No, it's good shit. I'm just being a shitter because it's late and I'm in my cups. Questioning your methods is good.

>>55016371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRWDgzmyJWk

It's a MMO (and a tv series that's pretty good), it's kind of like a multiplayer final fantasy tactics. Where a characters race is their class. Everyone is human so liking the pandagirls or the catgirls isn't furry, they just change appearance based on the god they worship. There were 12 gods initially, but there's also some other minor ones.

There's also a great big huge ogre who flooded the world by crying to hard after accidentally killing the thing he loved while fighting the 12 gods. Ogrest is a badass.

>>55016371

No, it's a French MMO. Wouldn't be surprised if someone on /tg/ has experience with a World of Twelve game, though-it's enjoyed some decent popularity.

>>55016371
There's an MMO. Dunno about a tabletop.
>>55016373
Get your GM to refluff(heh) one of the other furry races. Boom. Alternatively, homebrew it. You won't get it bitching to us.

>>55016373

Neither does ebola, but that never stopped the internet, anon.

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>>55016418
>You won't get it bitching to us.
I'm not bitching. I just like pandawas! but no one will ever run a world of twelves game

>>55016390
It was very much a weird moment to watch them realize what they had ended up doing.
"Did... Did we just literally hold the doors closed while people on the other side tried desperately to escape a lethal poisonous gas?"
"We...Are the heroes, right?"
All I could do was sort of shrug. I didn't prompt them one bit.

>>55016405
>Not furry

HAAAAH.

I smell the scent of denial.

>>55016407
>>55016405
They also did a 'card game' too where they expanded upon the gods and goddesses a bit more.

Sacrier does things to me.

>>55016502

It's true-all the "races" are actually humans who've pledged their soul to a deity, and their appearance changes to reflect that. Children can take after either parent, or in rare cases, not take after them at all.

Most people treat it as a joke, anyhow-they post the cat race or the panda race, and feign confusion when someone suggests they're other than perfectly human.

>>55016570
Oh I'm aware of how it works.

I'm just laughing at the implication they aren't furry because of it.

Not that I'm being accusatory or derisive of them, heck no. I'm just honest with myself.

>you will literally never fuck Ramona Avandth

There's no reason to go on

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>GM implies maybe rebooting our old, long-dead RotRL game in preparation for doing the whole trilogy, with a reasonably sized party this time
>this would mean I'd get to remake an old character, and get a chance to bring him back to his full BAB Bloodraging roots instead of being some pussy shit
>mfw I've tasted the power of having lodsaskills and having actual spells
>mfw anything less than a halfcaster and/or something with 6+Int skills is completely alien to me now

Fucking hell

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Did you guys ever expand on this setting?

New game, throwing open applications for something I've been working on in the back of my head for a while.

>Drawing inspiration from Metal Gear and Doom
>Set in Golarion
>Not a bamboozle

https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/87074/assault-on-the-black-ship

>>55017258
>not a bamboozle
That's exactly what a bamboozle would say.

This is how I Bard villain
>m.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ciBWNwjsY

How do you >insert class here< villain, /pfg/?

>>55017097
So wait, in this setting, the largest area of land is inhabited by hordes of undead who are fleeing eastward to escape Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia?

Imagine your GM doesn't believe caravan rules mean TPK...imagine you have to deal with caravan rules, now, how do my group optimize a caravan to survive jade regent?

>>55017355
I mean, you're not wrong.

>>55015438
She thought the arrow was still perfectly good, but in pathfinder it's automatically destroyed on hit. GM told her it simply can't pull out.

>>55017662
Which is exactly why I'm right.

>>55017733
And that's why you left.

>>55017422
>Poland
Dream on.

>>55017774
It was the only way, baby. We were just passing ships; headed in opposite directions.

>>55017608
bump

>>55017355
I dunno man, I'm not sure I've ever seen a bamboozler claim their bamboozle wasn't a bamboozle, and I know for a fact at least two bamboozles declared themselves bamboozles.

>>55018304
I do recall a bamboozler being asked if they were a bamboozle, and answering no. I... all I'm saying is, I'm saying be careful, is all.

Looks like another cunt is trying another bamboozle on you queers.
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/87074/assault-on-the-black-ship
You've seen this episode a million times, you've seen the formatting and most likely you will see the fake prompts for inquiry.

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS

DO NOT POST IN IT

DO NOT DISCUSS IT

LET HIM ROT

I remember reading about some dumbass spell combos, like a low-level quasi-immunity by making a ton of clones and inserting your soul into one whenever you die; and another which I think involved (Limited?) Wish (or maybe I'm misremembering and both of these were the same combo), but I don't remember where I read about them.
Is there a list for silly OP magic shit anywhere?

>>55017390
This is how *I* Bard Villain anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InsuBdkyoqQ

>>55018461
Actually, that one is in the Discord. If they boozle, they'll get blacklisted forever.

>>55018598
So was the GM for Serpent skull
And the GM for Iron Gods
And the GM for Carnal crown
And the GM for Skulls and shackles

>>55018617
And they've all been blacklisted as well.

Regardless, the Black Ship GM is in multiple /pfg/ games already it, it would be a hell of a thing for them to bamboozle people.

>>55018737
So was the serpent skull gm

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How different are the heights in your party, /pfg? Do you have shorties or huge giants?

Did the Way of the Wicked campaign also turn out to be a boozle?

>>55018790
6'4", 6'3", 5'3", 5', 4'

>>55018617
>And the GM for Iron Gods
>And the GM for Carnal crown
>And the GM for Skulls and shackles
Literally one person using sockpuppet accounts.

>>55018808
I'm pretty sure this new GM is also a sock puppet.

>>55018821
This DM has been on Discord for a couple months by now and has apped to multiple games before this.

Whelp whatever, I'll come back and laugh at you in two weeks.

>>55018790
I'm the shortest at 5'. I used to be the tallest at 16', but that's now our monk at 6'4".

Hey, I'm the GM for the Black Ship game.

I've been on the Discord for a few months, fairly actively, and I've been playing in two games for a few months now as well (Shardwalkers and Pendragon Institute). I copied some of the formatting from other /pfg/ game applications because it was convenient to do so. I'm a little nervous about the game because it's been a long time since I've GM'd anything actively and I'm operating without the prebuilt structure of an Adventure Path/Module, but I think it'll be fun.

If it fails it'll be because I crash and burn as a GM, not because I just vanish. That's my official promise to you, the viewer.

Is Flamboyant Arcana even woth taking now that you only have derringdo and parry/risposte?

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How do I motivate myself to make homebrew when I know no one will play it?

>>55019201
https://youtu.be/DHSwvtHFsOU

We need to believe in things that aren't true.

How else can they become?

>>55019106
This flexible schedule meme has got to stop. Please give your potential players a general idea on when you can play and when you can't.

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What would a Tiefling with Armor of the Pit look like?

>>55015842
Probably, and the dead guy is the.....dead guy who is impossible to keep alive because of that goddamned traitor dude.

>>55019686
Depends on their fiendish ancestor. Succubus would be smooth and silky, pit fiend red and scaly, crucidaemon like steel.

>>55019686
Like a faggot

>>55019727

What about a tiefling with claws or maw? How large/big should they be?

>>55015438
You should go play the games anon.

That character is actually a decent and wholesome person.

Go protect her smile.

>>55015438
You see, when mommy is dead and daddy is the only thing keeping your caravan alive sometimes evil men whisk into your ranks and try to take your supplies and place as the leader and sometimes those evil men want to get close to you and you have nothing but an arrow and your bow and one of those fits very well into the eyes of an evil man.

>>55019925
Could just be pointy nails and teeth, could be more. It's up to you, use their ancestor for reference if needed.

>>55019201
Just do it, and post it in the thread for people to bitch about, then never get to use them.

You'll learn regardless

When and who will allow Chloromancer?

>>55020555
I was going to play one in PLD and work on balance testing, but personality conflicts ended that pretty quick

>>55016862
Not with that attitude you won't! Start up that Ruins of Azlant /pfg/ campaign and get to the come hithers!

>>55020808
How long do you think it'll take for somebody to run a RoA campaign for /pfg/ that's just rife with DMPCs designed to fuck the choicest NPCs?

>>55020868
I'll give it a month, Book 2 needs to get released before we can really talk about starting a campaign.

Though what makes you think there'll be DMPCs fucking Anya or Lyra? PCs are typically the types to do such a task readily enough.

>>55020898
>Though what makes you think there'll be DMPCs fucking Anya or Lyra?
Because it's knowingly shitty behavior and I expect nothing less from /pfg/ these days.

>>55019725

That dead guy is the traitor dude.
That's somebody's art of the scene where he takes her of into the forest during the betrayal and she kills him.

>>55017608
>>55018238
no one?

Dazing spell and Spell perfection on a Magus? yes no?

>>55021402
Is there a problem with an NPC having a romantic or even sexual relationship with another character before ending up with yours?

>>55021680
No. The whole point of a Magus is using spells that don't allow saving throws.

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>>55018790
Varied but it is what it is.

What's a good, flavorful reason for a techno-punk continent/nation to be polluted?
I want to create a more dramatic difference between the warring nations in my setting (Technology vs Magicks in a power struggle) and can't decide on an explanation for 75%+ of the continent to be overgrown and toxic

>>55021772
And my spells don't allow save throws, Dazing spell is just an addendum

>>55018461
Succula's probably going to apply still with that birb.

>>55021723
I think the fear is that the DMPC will be used to deny the PC a relationship at all. I mean most of the romancable NPCs are hardly blushing virgins, but they are available to pursue a relationship.

>>55019165
Bumpity?

Is it fair to charge your party members a small 25% fee if you're crafting things like belts and headbands for them? If a belt costs 4,000 GP, for example, and you charge them 2,500 GP when you make it yourself, does that sound fair?

>>55021902
You're already subverting WBL, do you really need to be a greedy bastard too?

>>55021926
I'm a wizard, so obviously yes!

When's the last time someone's made an honest to goodness redheaded/blonde archer girl, anyway?

>>55018790
Stop looking for excuses to shitpost about intrigue, Mashallah.

>>55017097

There's been posts regarding the magical society, their bigass wall, the seamonster cultists, the sun god empire, the whale men, the magic trees based on the spheres of magic, and dragons. Beyond that, I'm not sure what people have done.

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>>55021723
The implication is that the DM will be taking all the cute NPCs for himself and cockblocking the PC's advances at every turn.

>>55019165
>>55021870

Probably not, no.

>>55019165
No, it's not at all worth it.

>>55019165
>google flamboyant arcana
>"You don't get panache points"
>To pay for derringdo and parry you have to spend panache points
...nice, an arcana that doesn't work, you get nothing

>>55015327

I usually GM, but one of the characters in the party I run felt deeply conflicted after murdering a slaver. This was in a country where slavery is legal, though the party despised it. It wasn't the result of a fight or anything, the slaver was just chilling in a tavern and had a long chat with the party, lamenting her failing business. After discussing economics for an hour and getting her badly drunk, the normally jovial party sorceress helped her to bed, then promptly murdered her with death magic and stuffed the body into a bag of holding.

The act was mostly pointless - the slaver had no slaves, very little money, and no plot importance. I'm pretty sure it was the first time anyone in the party killed someone out premeditated malice rather than self-defense. They had a good long sit to discuss the ethics of it, but didn't come to any sort of conclusion except that it was kind of shitty all around. The sorceress felt guilty for a long while, but had no means to make up for it.

>>55021680
Probably not a good idea, Dazing spell depends on original spell level, you're a 6th level caster, you won't get many dazed turns. Though using it in something like Frostbite (up to your level number of attacks that can daze for 1 turn) could be potentially cool on multiple enemies

>>55022228
no, it's worse than that, you use your arcane pool instead and can never use panache from another source, and you never actually count your arcane pool as having a point of panache remaining no matter how much you have left, meaning you can't actually follow up a parry, let alone take Arcane Deed to get an actually useful ability.

>>55022605
>>55021772
I'm reaching a point in where I dunno in where to spend my feats, I planed my char up to 7th level thinking we weren't go to play that long and now I find myself at 8th level with no end in the near future.

Spell Penetration and Greater Spell Penetration are other picks I have in mind, but probably for higher level
I was looking at Spell Perfection but I need 3 metamagics for that and Dazing seemed like a cool one

Is there any difference in the watermarks between free items and paid items from the paizo site?

>>55015438
She stabbed him in the face with the arrow while he was trying to rape her after beheading her best friend

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Steampunk /pfg/ campaign, when?

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>>55023070

When you run it, you goober.

>>55023101
I want to play in the campaign, what good does telling me to run one do?

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>>55023126

If you run it, and it goes well and people enjoy it, it may inspire other, similar campaigns which you can then join.

You goober.

>>55023149
But probably not.

>>55015327
When my character regreted doing something that cause him harm or others harm? I play a vivisectionist, so former was in his mind done in experimental way. Later - i realy don't give a fuck about other peoples pain.

>>55020673
Say what? Are you having a giggle?

Anyone hear anything new about the Kingmaker CRPG

>>55023438

Not really-they don't seem to have updated anything since June. However, the game's apparently received enough support through the campaign and preorders that there's only one stretch goal remaining-the "poll to select the extra race" goal.

Guys, come on, how do you optimize caravans in jade regent to not get TPKs every encounter ever?

>>55023438
It'll probably go the way of the pathfinder mmo

>>55023506
I don't really think there is a way, and if there is, it's not going to be cost-effective. You're better off just getting your GM to run those encounters as actual encounters, because otherwise you're fucked.

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For the Inquisitorbros out there, tell me about Sanctified Slayer. Can it "replace" a full BAB martial in terms of functionality, or is it better served as backup muscle?

>>55023573
...fuck, we're fucked then

>>55023655
Yeah.
Caravan rules are utter bullshit.

>>55023536

Well, they're supposedly aiming for August of 2018, they might actually make something between now and then.

>>55019248
This is a fair complaint, I threw in a note about my availability in the FAQ, the short version of which is; Thursday->Sunday, evenings on the weekdays and during the day on the weekend.

==/pfg/ RotJR era game statuses

Rise of the Jade Regent [RUNNING: TWO GAMES]
>Fluffy Tail 1 [DEAD]
>Fluffy Tail 2 [DEAD]
>Helnar [RETIRED]
>The Amber Fields of Molthune [DEAD (1 session)]
>Misadventures of a Lazy Princess [DEAD]
/pfg/ Hell's Vengeance (Argentum ver) [RUNNING]
>Hell's Vengeance B [DEAD (3 sessions)]
>Evil Lewd Game [RETIRED]
Of Dragons and Yet More Dragons [RUNNING]
Rise of the Jade Regent: PbP [RUNNING: GAME 1] [DEAD: GAME 2 (some sessions)]
The Pendragon Institute [RUNNING: TWO GAMES]
>The Sleeping Goddess [DEAD]
>The Wrath of the Righteous [DEAD]
Wrath of the Raunchy [RUNNING]
Romance of the Righteous Kingdom [RUNNING]
>Sky Pirates [DEAD]
Bathe Yourself in Blood [RUNNING]
Volorexis: Streets of Cantha [=COMPLETE=]
>Sultanas and Raisins [DEAD]
Of Dragons and Men... and more Dragons [RUNNING]
Curse of the Lazy Throne [RUNNING]
Legends of Dragonsfjord [RUNNING]
>Taldor Ascendant [DEAD]
Legacy of Blood and Flame [RUNNING]
>The Celestial Tournament [DEAD]
The Great Bamboozling [RUNNING]
Shardwalkers [RUNNING: TWO GAMES]
Hell's Rebels: Literally Can't Even Edition [RUNNING: TWO GAMES]
Puella Librum Daemonium [RUNNING]
>A Generic Pathfinder Adventure (Eberron E8) [DEAD (1 session)]
Wild Weird West [RUNNING]
Blingmaker [RUNNING]
>Blood in the Fangwood [DEAD]
Rhusae [RUNNING]
Overlewd [RUNNING: TWO GAMES]
Dimensional Ark Abyssia [STARTING?]
>Raining Oil and Blood [DEAD]
>Mighty Quest for Epic Loot [???]
>Trouser Serpent's Skull [DEAD]
Ironfang Invasion [RUNNING]
>Pilgrimage to the Demonlands [DEAD]
Ensoulment of the Flower Court [RUNNING]

(1/2)

>>55024003
Chronicles of the Golden Chalice [RUNNING]
>Essentia: Forgotten Home [DEAD/REBOOTED]
Essentia: Our Last Days [STARTING]
>Hells Saboteurs [DEAD]
Journey to the West [RUNNING]
>Depths of Darkness [DEAD]
Nodachi of the Righteous [RUNNING]
Volo: Fluffy Tails 9 [RUNNING]
A Ruse by Any Other Name [RECRUITING]
>Iron Gods [DEAD]
>Gestalt Toad Meme Game [DEAD]
King's Gambit [RUNNING]
>From the Other End of Heaven [DEAD]
>You're the Village Now [DEAD]
Dominions of Vice: An Osirion Tale [RUNNING]
>Carnal Crown [DEAD]
The Fiends and Intrigues of House Karvane [RUNNING]
Bones and Bedshackles [DEAD]
Mint Rebels: Double Treason [RECRUITING]
Starstone Academy of the Deific Arts [RECRUITING]
Assault on the Black Ship [RECRUITING]


Dead: 26
Retired (dead but ran for a while): 2
Active: 33
Recruiting: 3
Starting soon: 2
Completed: 1

>>55015801
SUPER late, but EST/EDT.

>>55024016
Can a game count as Dead if it was never real to begin with?

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>>55024003
>>55024016
>The Amber Fields of Molthune [DEAD (1 session)]
>Raining Oil and Blood [DEAD]
>Pilgrimage to the Demonlands [DEAD]
I will never not be salty about these.

>>55024069
It counts as dead if people submitted apps and got their hopes up.

>>55024109
>The Amber Fields of Molthune [DEAD (1 session)]
This still makes me smile every time I think about it.

>>55024167
Why does a bamboozle make you smile?

>>55024179
Because I hate people and because I saw it coming the moment that insipid silver dragon app was one of the picks.

>>55023310
No giggles I assure you. Just a DM and player who had sort of similar ideas but butted heads over details until it was clear our play/game styles just weren't going to mesh.

How do I make stealth mission work in Pathfinder
I mean the zero combat kind

>>55024003
>>55024016
>DHB's games
>two current are stable and running
>he managed to complete one
What is his secret?

>>55024194
I also assume every literal dragon app that gets accepted means that the game is doomed, either by bamboozle, burn out, or weird fetish drama.

>>55024244
Maybe a DM who would pick DHB is a good DM.

>>55024179
It was the Elder Bamboozle, the Light of RotJR was paired immediately with the Dark of Amber Fields.

>>55024194
O'Jion's general caginess about what exactly the campaign was going to be about beyond being "comfy" was a huge red flag for me.

>>55015438

A murderer is only an extroverted suicide.

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Whats the difference between Path and D&D

>>55024312
The pretentiousness of the players.

>>55024327
who's more pretentious?

>>55023059
and who is she
where can i read more about her

Thoughts on this, /pfg/? Any of you tried to run a incredibly complicated dungeon before?
>>55022287

>>55024312
A coat of paint.

>>55024312
DnD's threads get invaded by whiteguilt and black supremacy, PF's thread gets invaded by it's own frequenter's

>>55024254
It wasn't even that it was a dragon (although, yeah, outside of explicitly dragon PC games it's a pretty big warning sign), she was just not a well made character compared to the field and was only popular because LOLDRAGON!

>>55024280
Definitely another good warning sign.

>>55024360
just be careful to not lose yourself

>>55024312
DnD actually tries to change the game

>>55024312

Pathfinder condensed a number of skills down from 3rd/3.5 Edition, gives players more feats, uses CMD, and encourages players to stick with a single class, rather than half a dozen like 3rd/3.5.

Beyond that, they're extremely similar.

>>55024376
>she was just not a well made character compared to the field

Which is a perennial issue of making dragon characters for campaigns that aren't called "Dragons." A campaign accepting a dragon PC is always a warning sign because it shows a degree of apathy towards the campaign integrity.

>>55024280
>>55024376

I'm curious - it's easy to look at dead games and say 'called it' after the fact, but which ones were unexpected?

Which games died that nobody expected to die?
Which games are still going that nobody expected to make it?

>tfw you want to run a game that isn't a bamboozle
>tfw you know you're a pretty subpar GM and have no interest in lewds so /pfg/ wouldn't care.
>tfw you're just leery of GMing for online groups in general on account of aforementioned subpar GMing
I would if I could, guys.

>>55024423
That's why Overlewd was shit.

>>55024459
Are you me? I'm right there with you bud, but my leeriness of GMing extends to IRL games too.

>>55024445
>Which games died that nobody expected to die?

Molthune, Raining Blood and Oil, Iron Gods and Trouser Serpent's Skull were campaigns nobody expected to die, in fact the last one caused an immense amount of butthurt towards the DM who made it.

>>55024421
can i be a god in path

>>55024459
>tfw you want to run a game that isn't a bamboozle
Great! Let's talk about it, then.
>tfw you know you're a pretty subpar GM and have no interest in lewds so /pfg/ wouldn't care.
/pfg/ is thirsty for games, that is a well documented fact. So thirsty, in fact, that your GMing skills probably won't even come into question if you're willing to put in the time to actually run the thing. Just look at RotJR which took six months to go up one level.
As for the lewds, most lewds people are interested in are actually PC-on-PC lewds. Just tell them to take the lewd to a private space and it'll be jim dandy.
>tfw you're just leery of GMing for online groups in general on account of aforementioned subpar GMing
If you have an interest, I'd strongly recommend you give it a try! Lesser men do it every day, anon.

>>55024478
THIS GOES FOR YOU TOO! REMEMBER TO DOMINATE RELENTLESSLY TODAY, FRIEND!

Which is the worst class in Pathfinder?

>>55024505
>Trouser Serpent's Skull
Are you retarded? Everybody knew it was going to be a bamboozle because Rory.

>>55024523
The Kineticist, a class so broken we only speak about it in terms of 3pp.

How often should a PC die?

>>55024532
>Our savior N. Jolly, hallowed be his name

>>55024517
Thing is, I've never GM'd more than like 3 sessions of a game for some shitter friends. I'd want to GM an AP to give me a handrail to hold on to, but after the series of AP bamboozles, I don't think it's a good idea.

>hungry for a game
>no good game to app to
Somebody fix this. Please, I'm begging you.

>>55024562
Fuck that shit, this is your moment. Run a gestalt CotCT game!

>>55024537
Extremely rarely, only in dramatic plot-relevant moments.

>>55024605
Running a gestalt game for my first major campaign sounds really rough, especially if I allow PoW. And it was maybe going to be RoW, but CotCT sounds good too.

>>55024016
Rhusae retired actually, about six or seven sessions in.

>>55024537
As often as the dice give it a chance.

>>55021902
Anyone think this is fair?

>>55024637
The secret is no PoW, and you only accept 2 players

>>55024109
Especially since that one session was about five minutes before the gm ran off

I'd like to make firearma cheaper as
A heavy crossbow but make armor, heavy in particular, less vulnerable to it. How should I do it?

>>55024768
But I like PoW. It makes martials fun to play. The damage thing is just something that has to be calibrated.

>>55024717
You shouldn't charge them anything. You're working together as a team, this is a co-operative game. You're being greedy; they should be paying you the entire cost to create the item, as well as supplying the materials, but you shouldn't be taking "personal crafting fees".

>>55024808
then the second point still stands

>>55024814
Two players sounds like a nightmare to consistently have enough players for a game.

>>55024637
Gestalt's not that hard. It makes the players a little tougher, but with a /pfg/ game you're probably going out of your way not to kill PCs. I'd love to see a CotCT game with the RotJR chargen rules.

>>55024802
Have them resolve against flat-footed AC (without needing the target to be flat-footed or losing this against uncanny dodgers) instead of touch AC to represent that it's a lot faster than an arrow but is more likely to shatter or bounce against heavy armor than a much heavier crossbow bolt

>>55024809
But by them giving me a commission fee, I can buy more spells with which to make more items and support the group better.

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>>55024830
>1 GM, 2 players, gestalt game
>a nightmare to consistently have enough players

But... I... huh?

>>55024903
If one player has a conflict for the week, that would basically sink the game for that week.

>>55024922
And if the GM had a conflict for the week, that would sink the game for the week, your point?

>>55024999
But in a six player game, if one player has a conflict for the week, it's likely the game could continue for the other five players.

>>55024999
My point is that I would be more comfortable with 3-4 players. At least that way one or even two players missing wouldn't cancel the game. Obviously, if I had a conflict that day, it would cancel it, but that can't always be helped.

>>55024003
Bathe Yourself in Blood is dead.

>>55025019
>>55025029
This is one of the reasons I really like the tendency of /pfg/ games to go big with party numbers, that way we can keep playing through fluctuating schedules.

>>55025178
Most people who apply to games here use gestalt to squeeze more flavor out of a character (e.g. having one "main" class to determine primary abilities and one "flavor" class for a little utility) rather than as a powergaming prybar. As far as I've heard none of the gestalt games have run into issues of having games be too complicated or too easy even when they're running a few levels above the recommendation.

>>55025415
It's a good quality, but corralling that many players, or balancing encounters for ~6 gestalt, PoW-using PCs sounds really daunting.

>>55024889
Remember, it's a co-operative game. They should be willing to help you, free of charge, learn these spells, so that you in turn may help them. They'll help you help themselves.

>>55025496
Like I said in >>55025494, the existing gestalt AP games don't seem to have much trouble just running the APs as is. Sure it's a little simpler at the beginning of the book, but level 1 is rusty dagger shanktown.

>>55024809
You're working together as a team but you do not necessarily share their core interests nor do you necessarily need to give shit for free. They're still getting a discount compared to any other merchant, stop thinking of the Paladin as "the Party's Paladin" and start thinking of him as "Andreas the Human Paladin, who is adventuring with Karlos the Half-orc Barbarian, Leiftania the Elven Wizard, and Cragi the Dwarven Cleric". They're still seperate people, the party is not a single rigid body.

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I have a standard "two-handed power attack half-orc fighter with big weapon and heavy armor".
But I need to spice his image somehow. So I thought, maybe you'll be able to help me? Maybe some non-exotic but still unusual weapon and something like gimmick? Something that don't require mechanical investment. Without going too far into "silly" or "comical" territory

>>55025551
Demanding a fee above cost in order to craft magic items for other party members is just as shitty as the rogue who steals treasure and hides it from the party before demanding his 'equal' share of the dungeon's spoils.

>>55025553
Have you considered a Butchering Axe?

>>55015327
>campaign started in a military outpost
>war is at the front step so all non military personnel are ordered to evacuate
>after hearing this and that the party found mephits and a brimorak crawling out of a hole in his basement, this wand maker gives the party the deed to the place
>one stipulation
>his father had built the place and had a donkey
>donkey was named Asshole
>When his father died, he left him the deed with the stipulation that Asshole be allowed to live out the rest of his life happily on the property
>party had to keep this promise to the wand maker's father
>after the wand maker is packed and leaves, my party discusses the possibility that invaders, or even hungry militiamen, would kill and eat asshole, voiding the agreement/promise
>want to put it out of it's "misery" (our shaman talked to it, it was perfectly content) which would also void the promise
>commence an hour and a half debate with actually really good role playing
>two other party members, both halflings, decide we should kill it before we go
>me, the only human of the group (everyone rolled halflings for some reason) refuses to be a part of this and starts scrounging for materials
>watch through the window as two halflings to to figure out the most humane way to kill it
>too short to reach his head or neck
>try to throw a throwing knife at it
>sticks but doesn't kill it
>spend three turns slashing at it's legs and belly before it bleeds out

There was regret all around. Including the GM who mourned his decision to put Asshole in such a cruel world.

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>>55025496
>Figure out where their numbers (AC/Saves/Attack/Damage) land the PCs in comparison to nongestalt characters, to determine individual relative level
>Take that as the Average level of the party to determine how much exp from encounters if it's a 4 man
>If it's more, divide by 4 and multiply by the number of party members.
pic related.

>>55025599
The rogue who steals treasure is being 'shitty', and that is often handled in-character well. The cost to craft magic items might be half the cost to buy them, but selling them at 150% crafting cost still amounts to a 25% discount from any other source. Pathfinder isn't a game of flowery cooperation, it's a game where, like most ttrpgs, you play a person who may or may not be interested in giving shit away. Now obviously most people want to do it anyway, because the Wizard empowering the Paladin means the Wizard is less likely to get killed and therefore it's perfectly logical to make no profit from the 'sale', but there's no reason why it's inherently shitty to ask for a fee in exchange for helping them make shit - and if it is, it can still be resolved IC.

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>>55025626
>everyone rolled halflings for some reason
Kill the halflings, salvage the world.

>>55025599
The rogue was in the dungeon helping the party anyway, he did not go above and beyond to acquire the extra treasure and there was no opportunity cost. The crafter, meanwhile, performs his craft during the downtime. Now, he can either help the party members to his own detriment, or he can make items for himself, which will also benefit the party. Thus, a significant opportunity cost which warrants compensation.

>>55025619
I know about BA, but It's just a big axe, basically. I'm not looking for a mechanical improvement, just for a flavorful.

>>55025708
Go with a bardiche or halberd. Make your character a hard-boiled street cop from a long line of street cops, only instead of Irish he's half-Orc.

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>>55025733
>hard-boiled
Will he count up their sins?

>>55025551
>>55025654

I'm sorry, you do make a good point, and I don't have much in the manner of response. Perhaps you play in a different manner than I am accustomed to.

The reason I responded the way I did;
>>55025534
and
>>55024889
is because even though we may all be different players (characters, in this sense), I always see the success of the overall group over my own personal gain (think of a hydra. If I were to die in game, I want the other heads/players to succeed as best they can, not fail because I wanted the shiny good good). Besides, I should be more then willing to help the person with whom I share a common goal. In out of game terms, what do I personally gain by charging my actual friend, in game, for service? I see this person every week, sometimes more than that. His characters and mine are constantly working together. He scratches my back, I'll scratch his.
Perhaps I am too group minded? Perhaps it's because I've never played in a group that encourages personal gain over that of the party? I've always worked with my teammates towards a singular goal, not multiple, long winded ends that I should strive to hide my motives from my real life friends, even if it's only "In character". If I'm saving the world, shouldn't I be willing to help those that are saving my ass? I mean, that's more then enough of a fee to do. Besides, in game, what am I going to spend the money on? Something to increase my crafting skills, so I can charge more and more money? Maybe it's better (For me, anyway) to just fight the bad guy, and have fun along the way, even if that means I'm short the 250 GP it costs to craft such and such. Room and board is generally a few copper. And if I'm short that, my buddy has me covered.

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>>55024809
and
>>55025534
are my responses, messed up the hyperlink

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>>55025733
Very interesting idea. Thank you.

So what's the feeling on Black Ship? Is it a bamboozle?

>>55025948
Yes.

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>>55018806
4' 10". Not quite flat. And very bitter that she won't get any taller or any bustier.

>>55025534
They can't help me learn those spells, though. They're not wizards, and it feels pretty shitty to ask 'hey, can you give me 500 gold for spells?'. This way, both of us benefit- he gets his item cheaper, I learn more spells with which to make cheap items.

Is Avowed||Bloodrager as straightforward as it sounds?

Just how useful is Spell Focus (Conjuration) for Summoners beyond being a prereq for Augmented Summons? Also, what're some good feats for a Summoner besides those? CRB and APG only, sadly.

>>55017258
>Metal Gear game
>no PoW
>can't remember the basics of CQC

pass

>>55026636
>tfw no nanomachine pact avowed

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>>55026525
"Summoner" as a class? Create Pit(s), Grease - to name few spells. It's not very useful, but it's not completely wasted feat either.
Core and APG - Improved Initiative, Craft Wondrous Items (maybe some other magical-craft-feats, if you'd like it), Expanded Arcana (later in the game). After that - whatever. There aren't that many good feats left in CRB+APG. Maybe Toughness, Combat Casting, Spell Penetration, etc. As for metamagic - just buy cheap rods.

>>55026525
Create Pit and Grease are both nice. That alone plus Augment makes it worth it.

>>55026636
that tired old "overPoWered" logic for banning path of war is such shit

You'll have to take Godslayers off the game listing. GM had to pull out due to health. Not just for that game, but all the games they were playing in too.

>>55026945
It's true though. Path of War overshadows pretty much every non martial Path of War option, so it's kinda shit if you want to try out say a Legendary Vigilante or Legendary/KoP Kineticist.

>>55026446
Get angry, smash shit.

>>55026945
It's like playing a bunch of standard humdrum characters with one minmaxed munchkin who has three times WBL. Anything that challenges a PoW character can instantly kill everyone else in the party - including the goddamn casters.

>>55026945
It's not even a little shit, PoW is its own game. If you like that game, that's fine, but you at least have to admit that you're playing a different game.

>>55027011
I kinda want to get heroic and smash shit desu.
How is Sphere Bloodrager?

>>55024254
So what, did Dragons just stack overflow itself into stability?

>>55027183
Nah, it had weird fetish shit as it's premise. it was normalized. but that silver dragon pc in molthune, or that one dragon in overlewd? that was asking for trouble.

So is there any chance DHB is gonna keep applying to games?

I hope Blingmaker has fun tonight!

>>55024353
She is a character in a game Banner Saga and possibly a main character in Banner Saga 2 (if she lives). She is also ludicrously OP in the second game.

Banner Saga 3 is currently in development.

Hey /pfg/ what's your favorite class of each tier? Post yours and other people judge what kind of player they are based on their choices.

>Tier 1
Witch
>Tier 2
Oracle
>Tier 3
Investigator
>Tier 4
Vigilante
>Tier 5
Rogue

>>55027445
>Tier 1
psychic reformation psion
>tier 2
Summoner
>tier 3
Harbinger
>tier 4
Vigilante
>tier 5
Brawler

>>55027406
I hope so too!

There's some interesting plot developments developing.

>>55027445
That's world-class taste you got there, though I'd put in avowed or harbinger if we're talking 3pp as well and inquisitor probably over investigator.

>>55027445
>Tier 1
Witch

>Tier 2
Psychic

>Tier 3
Investigator or Inquisitor.

>Tier 4
Paladin

>Tier 5
Gunslinger

>>55027445
Vigilante is only a tier 4? How?

>>55027445
Are we picking just one per tier or nah? Because that would be a bit unfair for people who only like certain things.
>Tier 1
Fuck, uh, Wizard or Druid?
>Tier 2
Sorcerer, Avowed
>Tier 3
Occultist, Alchemist, Inquisitor, Stalker
>Tier 4
Vigilante, Unchained Monk
>Tier 5
Fighter, Brawler

>>55027406
>>55027522
A greentext for the last couple sessions is incoming, if I can finish it before the session starts.

>>55027522
>There's some interesting plot developments developing

I would like to know more!

>>55027558
It's high tier 4, but still tier 4, mainly because of its limited access to social talents and certain game changes like flight, mind reading, teleportation, etc.

Vigilante casting archetypes are tier 3.

>>55027602
You're the best, Wubu!

>>55027636
Do you remember how Blingmaker was going to deal more with Brevoy and its political situation?

Yeah.

is there a live invite link to /pfg/ discord or is it a secret club now?

>>55027513
The kind of player who enjoys dark armor a little too much.

>>55027553
Reliable as the party conscious.

>>55027588
An indecisive player.

>>55027602
Did they ever use other characters as NPC. I was really hoping nugget man would make an appearance as a quest giver.

>>55027445
>Tier 1
I dislike all of the tier 1 classes both thematically and mechanically for the most part
>Tier 2
Psion
>Tier 3
Alchemist
>Tier 4
Warder
>Tier 5
Kineticist

>>55027694
>hoping nugget man would make an appearance
Me too.

>>55027445
>T1
I don't like Tier 1 classes, but overall Cleric
>T2
Psion
>T3
Avowed
>T4
Vigilante
>T5
Fighter

>>55027724
>I dislike all of the tier 1 classes both thematically and mechanically for the most part
I can never understand this when witch exists. It has some of the most flavorful class features ever.

Rolled 5, 4, 3, 1, 5, 2, 1, 4, 6, 3, 2, 2, 1, 5, 6, 5, 4, 2, 4, 5, 4, 3, 4, 2 = 83 (24d6)

Don't mind me, just generating some stats.

>>55027768
>Str: 12
>Dex: 11
>Con: 11
>Int: 16
>Wis: 13
>Cha: 11

They call me above average man!

>>55015921
You need to go to optometrist anon, it seems something isn't right with your eyes.

>>55027667
Any shipping yet? Confirmed pairings?

>>55027788
You are a college student that got in without being black.

>>55027836
>>55027788
I agree. A college graduate adult male from a relatively hard major.

Human Expert 2 with Skill Focus in one knowledge and one profession.

>>55027645
Okay, I can see that.

>>55027445
>Tier 1
Arcanist
>Tier 2
[played nothing here]
>Tier 3
Magus
>Tier 4
Paladin
>Tier 5
Fighter

>>55027445
>>55027445
>Tier 1
Cleric
>Tier 2
Oracle
>Tier 3
Inquisitor
>Tier 4
Paladin
>Tier 5
Monk

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>>55027445
>Tier 1
Druid
>Tier 2
Summoner
>Tier 3
Inquisitor
>Tier 4
[nothing]
>Tier 5
Fighter

>>55028215
Whats the point of putting in a wall when you have windows that can be easily breached with ladders/grappling hooks?

How do you run a game for less people? I usually have a group of 4, but it's down to 2 for now. I'm guessing either Gestalt, helper NPC's, or being slightly overlevelled?

>>55028271
The biggest problem they'll have is versatility. Sometimes this won't be a problem if they are versatile enough classes.

I say 1 NPC will be able to fill the gap.

>>55028271
A gentle blend of all 3, depending on the game, though gestalt with companion creatures and/or cohorts can be a safe bet if the group is comfortable with (and capable of managing) that sort of thing. If the players and you don't want to do too many dramatic changes, then just stick with a bonus level and a helper NPC though, maybe throw in some items to cover gaps.

>>55027750
And none of that flavor is good, or at the very least it's nothing I like.

>>55027445
>Tier 1
Augmented Psychic Reformation Psion

>Tier 2
Sorcerer

>Tier 3
VERY tough pick between multiple classes as this is my favourite tier overall and I love loads of classes here, I'll probably have to say Aegis

>Tier 4
Fighter

>Tier 5
Gunslinger

>>55027802
Not really.

>>55015327
On a scale from 1-10, how frowned upon is it to use one side of a gestalt almost exclusively for dips?

>>55028951
I'd get kind of annoyed, especially because I'd absolutely LOVE to hear what your fluff justification for [Class] || Oracle 3 / Scaled Fist 1 / Paladin 2 / etc. could possibly be.

I can't decide, /pfg/, should I be a strfag or a dexfag for assault on the black ship?

>>55028980
"I really wanted to get those bonuses"

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>>55027636
>>55027602
Pastebinned, as promised last time:

https://pastebin.com/Pc9rAzF3

The greentext covers two sessions note to self: never rush these greentexts like this again, but in VERY broad strokes the jist of what happened was:

>party meets and befriends the leader of the Sootscale Kobold tribe, who tells them about several nearby locations of bandits activity
>one of them is the crater left by the massive explosion from a year ago, which House Surtova blamed on bandits (but few believe the official story)
>party acquires the journal of a man who involved in the events that caused the explosion, showing the House Surtova was seemingly covering up their own mistakes
>very heated IC argument about what to do next ends with one broken cauldron and the PCs deciding to go check out the crater before anything else
>PCs find a massive crater lined with raw gold, but fenced off and surrounded by camps containing both bandits and members of the Company of the Red Claw, a Brevic army with a short write-up of its own here: https://pastebin.com/WFcrDTnZ
>Antoinette makes Viviana invisible to go snooping and she confirms the situation, the party then has a SECOND heated argument about what to do and at present the party is still trying to decide between sending Franze in to talk to their leader or attempt to steal proof from the camp

SurtovaGate is still on-going, but this is the second test of the party's ability to stick together and so far they are weathering it well. Have you ever had situations where interparty-tensions were running high due to differing allegiances, religions, or beliefs between the PCs? How did it end up panning out?

>>55029004
Become a boozlefag

>>55028980
Raised in a monastary devoted to [INSERT LAWFUL GOOD DRAGON GOD HERE] [PC] received [PLOT HOOK RELATED TO ORACLE CURSE/MYSTERY] after [IMPORTANT EVENT HERE]

Done.

>>55029024
Boozle isn't a stat, anon!

>>55028252
Because shelves need walls to be hung on. Also keeps the wind out of the rooms that don't require it. It's a watch tower, not a castle, anon. If they're using ropes to get to the higher tower you have much more serious problems than worrying about the walls.

>>55028252
The question you ought to be asking yourself is: what's behind those windows and why do the occupants want you to come in that way?

>>55027802
It's Book 1. They just met a few weeks ago. Even if somebody had made a move, ain't nobody making life plans after less than a month.

>>55029322
A goddamn superghost

>>55029565
A Dread Wraith Sovereign?

>>55027802
All the PCs are dating Oleg, charmed by his square jaw, and down-to-earth demeanor. Sweet, sweet Svetlana has become the AP's BBEG in pursuit of revenge

>>55029757
>"O-oleg-sama, I poop from there."
>"Not tonight you don't, demonboy!"

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>>55029795
Kek

>>55029757
>>55029795
Do not sexualize Oleg, he is a bro and a good man with a wife! This sort of thing is heresy towards Erastil!!

>>55030024
It's okay, Andrick and Oleg are planning to adopt.

>>55030038
>Oleg's marrying Andrik and doing Kyras on the side
That's some next-level /y/

>>55030038
Seize! His square jaw belongs to Svetlana! You dredge throguh piss and shit to get the wedding ring back! If you truly love Broleg then you know that he must remain faithful to Svetlana or else Erastil will smite you with his deer dick for breaking a sacred marriage!

>>55030038
What a lovely couple.

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>>55030070
>erastil will smite you with his deer dick

yes please daddy erastil~<3

>>55030102
I think so too. Erastil will surely be looking down and smiling upon their union.

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>>55030187
No he won't The union requires a divorce and divorce is a no-no. Your /y/ucky tendencies are going against Erastil's wishes of people staying married after getting married!

>>55030024
Is Erastil against polygamy?

>>55030209
But Anon, what if something horrible happens to Svetlana? What if monsters or brigands raid the Post and kill her? What if Andrik gives Oleg comfort when no one else can?

>>55030209
but golarion must be made even more gay anon! WE MUST GAY UP GOLARION!

>>55030070
>>55030209
Svetlana is a barren cow, a pestilence sent on Oleg not by Erastil but one of the crueler gods. Oldrick promises children and comunity, Olana only breeds misery.

>>55030248
>Svetlana
>pestilence
>sent by a cruel god

Oh my god, it all makes sense. Svetlana will unite the Neutral Evil bitches into her own coven of villainy! That's why Wubu selected them!

>>55030248
Svetlana's been married to a pioneer for years and she hasn't bore him a single child! What gives?!

>>55030334
Because he, like you, is a massive faggot who is willing to completely destroy a character's established personality and, well, character just for the sake of memes and fujobait fapping material?

>>55027445
>Tier 1
Shaman
>Tier 2
Sorcerer
>Tier 3
Hunter
>Tier 4
Slayer, but Bloodrager is a close second
>Tier 5
Cavalier
>Bonus Round: Tier 6
Aristocrat

>>55029011
>Have you ever had situations where interparty-tensions were running high due to differing allegiances, religions, or beliefs between the PCs? How did it end up panning out?

I've never had it pan out well in a way that wasn't more trouble than its worth. I won't say its impossible, but very difficult, and the Blingmaker situation seems pretty untenable to me.

>>55030393
Anon, what are you even talking about? Back it up and restate your claims.

>>55030420
As in you twist and turn an established character(s)'s personality, preferences and story just so you can jerk your gerkin to gay porn nobody but you faggots asked for

>>55030444
It's a joke son.

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>>55030444
Are you feeling okay Anon?

>>55029011
The army and the bandits? That sounds terrible; how can they kill bandits for the authority guys if they're working with the Brevic army?

>>55030502
If the bandits are unofficially working with the Crown, than they can still be officially be killed by the official bandit-slayers.

Ah, the marvels of backroom dealings!

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>>55030451
Well I'm not laughing so it can't be a joke of any significant quality.

>>55030537
Because you're the bastion of what humor is, I'm sure.

>>55030537
>No humor
>Posting Chie

>>55030553
Well, yes, I am a funny guy, I just don't understand /pfg/s brand of character assassination and shitty celeb meme based humor

>>55030579
I wonder why

>>55030600
>character assassination
Because it's funny. I don't like the idea of my character getting his shit packed, let alone by a happily married man, but that was a pretty funny fake quote there.

>>55030502
By working for a different authority guys than the bandits are! Rostland for ROSTLANDERS! FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF BREVIC RULE! REVOLT! REVOLT!

>>55030644
THE SWORDLORDS SHALL ONCE MORE REIGN FROM RESTOV! DOWN WITH THE WORMS!

>>55030620
>not wanting to get fucked by married men
Plebeian taste

>>55030665
>WORMS
>not WYRMS

Come on man.

>>55030665
Yay Issiia/ We are the best/ We kick Ass/More than the Rest/

We have money/We have hills/ Our ducks have the biggest bills!

>>55030693
Would it make you feel better if that's what I initially wrote, but made it Worms to enhance their vile, dirt-eating ways?

>>55030716
Too bad your hills are all crappy and can't support farming. You've got me on the ducks, though.

>>55030719
Slightly.

>>55030393
>>55030444
As >>55030385 pointed out, Oleg and Svetlana have been married for years and they don't have a single child. This is not a union which is blessed by Erastil, but rather cursed. If Oleg is as devout in his Erastitilian faith, he'd recognize his wife's lack of faith and leave the harpy for a more suitable mate.

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>>55030848
>Almost exactly a minute apart from each other

A false flag?

>>55031346
Unlikely, there's a 15 minute cooldown on posting new threads. Just two people making new threads at the same time, one an anime shit and one an actual /pfg/ thread.

>>55027341
>Nah, it had weird fetish shit as it's premise
>or that one dragon in overlewd? that was asking for trouble

You're right, Overlewd didn't have weird fetish shit as its premise

>>55031564
its also still running just fine so this "dragons = bamboozle" theory seems like shit