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Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1691: OH MY GOD Edition

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>Google Drive
http://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDSmZpRWdZaGZRcWs?tid=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&authuser=0

>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
http://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA

>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn

>How to Jumpchain
http://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view

>Last Thread
>>54992985
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This edition brought to you by Joseph Joestar!
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>>54999648
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Highlander

Jump

When

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OatAcPIyPyg
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In the Wonderful 101 jump, are backgrounds other than Wonderful 101 and Space Pirate allowed an import option for the POSE-SUIT?

Also, how do POSE-SUIT Unite Morphs work for backgrounds other than Wonderful 101 and Space Pirate, given they can't buy from that section of the jump?
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>>54999666
Some kind of yin yang satan?! Speaking of yinyang, What are some good jumps for getting BOTH Light and Dark powers?
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>>54999667
When yo bitch-ass makes it. But, no, seriously. You probably won't see it if you don't do it yourself, especially for something as obscure as the Highlander anime.
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>>54999667
Right after stupid_dog makes Conan the Barbian and Total Recall Jumps, we can volunteer him for the Highlander jump as well.
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>>54999666
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>>54999682
Yes

Considering the POSE-SUIT is for Drop Ins, its meant to be used in conjunction with a BRAVE-WEAPON
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>>54999739
Thanks.
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Is there any way to get more than one of the same heavily imported unique weapon other than to use Cheat Mode?
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>>54999783
Buy it with Buy Menu or use the Nice Chest from CSTW. The former may be near impossible to use, though, depending on how much you've added to it. The Pixelator from Kid Radd might be a slightly better option.
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>>54999802
CSTW?
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>>54999814
Cthulhu Saves The World
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>>54999802
The pixelator is good for this sort of thing, but you need to make scans along the way. Eventually the item will be worth more than you can store, so you may have to use all of the storage to make an item v7 for example, then fill the storage again and use the v7 and storage to pay for the v14, then rinse and repeat until you can afford to pay for the v100 or whatever.
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>>54999666

Hello Satan, I saw you in the court today.
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>>54999667
There are three on the drive in the WIP section
One for the Movie, The Series and The Animated Series
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>>54999666
Hello Stan.
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>>54999802
>Buy it with Buy Menu
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/45555182/#45557675

Ignore this if you're talking about a different Buy Menu, anyway. And also tell me where it's from, it'd be really useful.
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What happened to the Young Justice Jump? I looked in the drive and it's not there. Did it get moved or deleted or something?

Also, does Justice League and Superman/Batman the Animated Series take place in the same continuity as YJ?
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>>55000006
Young Justice is a different continuity.
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>>55000006
Check the DC folder.
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>>54999962
well that kind of kills its value. there are cheaper options elsewhere for free guns, I use the one from black lagoon personally. does it at least do magic stuff?
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>>55000029
Are there any other settings in that continuity that I'm unaware of? Is Teen Titans there? I remember reading that somewhere but I don't know if that's true.
>>55000058
Thanks m8, I was looking for it and the other DC jumps and I was unaware that there was a folder for them now. I thought they all just got deleted for some reason.

I'm doing a chain with special rules No starting point budget, unlimited drawbacks at half value, combining jumps allowed and was planning on taking Batman/Superman the Animated series and YJ all as the same jump with all the drawbacks and perks that made sense together. I guess if they're not the same universe it doesn't matter too much. I don't like really crossing continuities in the chain since that gets messy, I usually just combine jumps that make for interesting writing prompts.
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>>54999819
Any idea why stuff in the chest is lost at the end of the jump? And whether that's referring to the CSTW jump or every jump?
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>>55000137
Teen Titans is its own universe too. Each of them has been said to be explicitly in its own world. Teen Titans doesn't share continuity with anything, I don't think Young Justice does, but Justice League shares with Batman The Animated Series and Superman The Animated Series IIRC.
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>>55000228
Probably to avoid just sticking it in a warehouse corner and letting it duplicate over 200+ jumps.

Force you to actually interact with it and keep track of shit. Far as I know it's every jump.
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How strong are JoJo vampires? I know DIO was able to lift a steamroller, but was that his own strength or The World's?
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>>55000319
I'd place him probably at "strong enough to lift a car with little effort", minus The World. Stands are capable of some crazy shit; In the OVA, Star Platinum threw an entire tower at DIO and Jotaro's still human. There was that guy in part 4 with Highway Star that gave him super smelling powers, so it's not a stretch to think that DIO was already super strong, but that his Stand improved his strength further.
TL:DR I don't really know. Somewhere between peak human and throwing steamrollers
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>>55000319
Not knowing much, I remember that Dio was once able to throw a dude hard enough for him to functionally transform into a fragmentation grenade of bone and guts that then killed other dudes.
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>>55000319
Almost immediately after becoming a vampire, Dio was able to jam his feet into a stone wall to walk up it. This was long before Stands became a thing.
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>>55000319
I think it depends somewhat on which series you're in. From what I've seen, Jojo has something like shonen escalation, except that the escalation occurs between decades long story breaks.
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>>55000347
Yeah, that sounds about right. DIO himself was pretty strong, and then combined with The World, that let him lift a steamroller. Lifting cars with little effort sounds about right for him minus The World.

>>55000355
Yikes.
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>>55000382
>>55000389
Let's also not forget him lifting and flying with a steam roller, and then punching that steamroller many, many times (in the span of seconds) hard enough for it to explode when the timestop ended.
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Convince me not to go full bullshit science in Bleach
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>>54999962
Fuck off. I'll have as many Excalibers as I want.
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>>55000379
That's kind of impressive, actually. He'd have to embed himself pretty deep in order to actually walk up a wall.

>>55000382
>>55000399
DIO with The World's just a monster in general, especially after he drank Joseph's blood. Imagine how strong he could have become if he won that last battle, and kept growing.
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>>54999962
>implying anyone respects that ruling
The fact that you felt the need to dreg that post up from literally almost a thousand threads ago shows that you're a shitposter
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Jump #394: Mob
>Three of Swords, reversed: Not letting yourself be dragged by your emotions into a negative situation.
>Age: 28
>Allegiance: FBI
Running the mob is too easy. Breaking the mob is far more of a challenge.
>Identity: Soldier (-100)
I think that would actually be 'special agent'?
>Legbreaker (Free, Soldier)
I don't think I'll be using this too much, but a mastery of close quarters rough-and-tumble will help when I inevitably run into problems.
>Sleep With The Fishes (800)
I'm not so worried about disposing of the evidence, but identifying where the evidence might be.
>Rules of the Game (700)
Now this sounds like something useful - knowing where the lines are, what's safe to press my investigations toward, who's probably on the take, and so forth.
>Enforcer (600, Soldier)
Inevtiably I'll have to use this, too. A shame.
>Fingerman (400, Soldier)
We don't play "good cop, bad cop" here. We play "bad cop, bad cop". No need for lies here.
>Key To The City (0)
Friends in high places... even congressmen. Yeah, as a special agent, this is important.
>Chicago Typewriter (Free, Soldier)
If I'm going to be waging war against the mob, I need a weapon suited to the purpose.

And thus begins my ten year war on organized crime, where I voluntarily limit myself to fit in because steamrolling everything would not be a positive change.

Of course, the outcome was never really in doubt.
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>>55000401
Why? Don't you want to be just like Mayuri-sempai?
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>>55000401
The bleach jump is garbage. The good one was the one that SB made and threw out when we made our own replacement that was just as bad as the original, there's no reason to visit it.
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I need Harem Perks for Dummies preferably ones that instead of merely lowering negative emotion also encourage inter-harem romance,
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>>55000137
>>55000233
Isn't Static Shock part of the Justice League universe?
Or was that crossover non-canon?
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>>55000474
I can't even keep that nonsense straight anymore, honestly.
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Is there a proper list of feats for lantern rings anywhere? Dredging the internet is a pain....
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>>55000474
>>55000478
Pretty sure it's canon. Superman, Batman, Static Shock, and Justice League all take place in the same animated universe, as far as I know.
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>>55000498
>>55000474
>>55000478
Oh yeah, I recall that Static Shock was canon with Batman, and thus with Justice League. I recall there also being a throwaway line with Robin being with the Teen Titans when Static asked Batman where he was. It's also canon with Batman Beyond explicitly since Static got sent to the future in one episode.
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>55000431
>Respecting Jumpmaker Rulings
>Shitposting
Ha.

Quick question, Tales of Demons and Gods, how strong is this? I looked up the actual IP and read a few, translated chapters, but didn't see anything over normal street level save for the 'fight' at the very beginning and an ape that could make dust clouds with palm strikes. Just trying to get an idea of the IP's potential power level and IT IS a Xian Xia.
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>>55000537
If the rulings are shit, you treat the person who made those rulings like shit until they renege on them.

Logic.
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Jump #395: Heist
>Queen of Wands, reversed: A cocky and domineering person, who pushes anyone or anything aside to get what she wants.
>Age: 30
>Identity: Drop-In
>Drawbacks: (+100) Gentleman Thief
Nothing wrong with leaving a greeting card. Made of gold and ivory.
>Human Metronome (Free, Drop-In)
A perfect sense of timing can be a useful thing at times! Plus I don't have to worry about winding my watch.
>Sneak-Thief (1000)
If anyone needs me I'll be humming the Mission Impossible theme.
>Jailbird (900)
It's always useful to know how to break out of secure places. And knowing how to break out also means I can figure out how to break in.
>Mastermind (800, Drop-In)
Perfect memory is nice, but the improvisation and planning is a major help.
>Counterfeiter (600)
Forging physical things? Sure. Faking actions in someone else's style? Much different, and very useful.
>The Art of the Lie (400)
Confidence is always the key.
>Cardshark (200)
Frankly I just got this because I suck at cards.
>Artist's Eye (0, Drop-In)
I have the heart and soul of an artist! In my warehouse. In a display case.

Path To LOOT ALL THE THINGS. Step one: befriend George Clooney and promise him a house in the hills made out of solid gold.

Step two: Vegas.

"All right, here's the plan. We want to rob every casino in Las Vegas. At the same time. In one night. What do you say?"
>"I say you're crazy. You're going to need like, five hundred men to do this."
"Well, how many men do you know?"
>"About forty."

Coming soon to a theater near you: Ocean's 40.

It only got better from there. Jersey. Monte Carlo. And then we set our sights higher: Fort Knox. But that wasn't enough, so the final straw was De Beers.

Danny Ocean got a summer home made out of the gold at Fort Knox, and a winter home made out of all of De Beers' diamonds.

Pretty amusing, actually.
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>>55000519
>bringing up rulings from hundreds of threads ago that only serves to tell someone that a perk can't do what it says it does
>not shitposting
Haha, no, fuck you.
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[The Law of Ueki]

Drawback: Anon Squared, Plus (+300 JP)

Power User, age 13

Power: My shadow into fidget spinners (Free)
Creativity (Free)
Broader focus: Anyone's shadow into fidget spinners (800)
Reversible Power (700)
Practical Power (600)
Level 2: Electromagnetically controlled fidget spinners (Free)
Recyclable Power (300)
Ranged Power (0)

Job Power
-Minor Object: Fidget Spinners
-Major Aspect: Rotation (0 JP)

Hey! Hey Sunny! Look Sunny, daddy's one of the cool kids! My power's the hippest new fad all the kids are raving about Sunny, I'm doing a BIIIIT!

"You're a disgrace to professional martial artists everywhere, dad"

You SAY that, but I'm actually doing pretty well without even using my other powers! I mean objectively, can you really say there's anything, anything at all wrong with defeating your opponents by tricking them into making big, bombastic speeches about their powers, egging them into shouting really hard and then choking them by making fidget spinners exponentially multiply in their throats?

"Why. Just. Why"

[Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid]

Drawbacks: Picnic Lunch Three Dish Showdown, Exiled, Ridiculous Cinderella (1400)

Rolled Pleasant Plains (Free)

Spectating Faction, Sea Serpent (900)

It's a Dragon! (Free)
Maybe Not a Dragon (Free)
Hidden Dragon (800)
I Just Pretended To Be Friendly (700)
Infiltrating Dragon! (500)
Food From The Other Realm (400)
Omelette Rice Spell (300)
Forgotten Temple (0)

>"That guy...he's the one you called Gonggong-kun right?"
>"Yeah! He used to be really scary, until he got into a fight with the gods and they banished him to this realm"
>"Can you ask him to not fall asleep on the beach? He's invisible and people keep bumping into him"
>"Normally we could but I asked his friends, and they said now there's a curse that means the springtime puts him to sleep"
>"But it's summer"
>"Um, they also said he gained powerful magic that lets him exist outside of time. And the problem is, it's always springtime somewhen"
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>>54999962
K. Duplicate a weapon, then it's no longer a unique weapon.
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>>54999962
That's really annoying. It's an absolutely massive limitation, and all it would have take is one word to indicate: "non-unique" somewhere in front of "weapon". Oh well.
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>>54999962
Nope. Buy menu can buy any weapon that you've ever owned before. Screw your unique weapon nonsense, there's no such thing as a unique weapon if you have Buy Menu.
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>>55000401
There's no actual perks to be good at bullshit science in the jump itself, so doing so is impossible as there is no legitimate fiat backed way to be good at it.
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>>54999962
You should go post this on SB. They even wank it for body armor and shit because "hurr you could get it in the game".
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>>54999962
Is there even such a thing as a "unique weapon" when you have the Second Magic?
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>>55000972
Honestly, if you think about it, even individual ak-47s are unique, so the perk really doesn't do anything at all.
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>>55001015
>>55000984
Or you could not knowingly abuse the exact lettering so you can get around the spirit of it. Dickheads.
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>>54999962
> this triggers the crossposters
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>>55001055
>the spirit of a ruling which no one respects and everyone ignored for nearly a thousand threads, enforced only by an anon who couldn't take a hint
You're pathetic.
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>>55001055
We're a consensus and you're wrong.
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>>55001092
>implying

Nigga Im watching another argument over nothing unfurl. I never even heard about your dumb perk until today.
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>>55001092
Good to see SB still coming over to leech from us. Author posts only matter when it helps you out right?
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>>55000970
There is GHQ
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>>55001125
Yes. Because this is a fucking single player imagination game and quote mining jumpmakers hundreds of threads ago about thinks perks can't do just to shut people down is literally the most pathetic thing I've seen in this cess pool in a week. No, Buy Mode does not care about whether or not the item you're trying to buy is Excalibur, it doesn't fucking discriminate, fuck yourself.
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>>54999962
Well, I will just buy a trillion sacred gears and GBEs then.
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>>55001125
Should have clarified it in the jump. That's just like the arbitrary nerf of PtV. These nerfs done in separete posts do not help the discussion at all.
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>>55001159
They're unique so it wouldn't work. Even if they we're mass manufactured, the individual weapons are unique, thus you can't purchase them and the perk does nothing, it's just worthless and useless.
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Is there no way to become a hybrid with the Bleach jump?
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Niggas be salty~

Come on guys, stop being little bitches about this.
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>>55001186
Stop being an annoying stupid fuck. Buy Mode can buy whatever it can buy, its a perk and how it works is up to wank, you obviously brought it up because you wanted shitposting about it.
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>>54999962
Well, I guess I can skip Counter-Strike, now. That's at least one good thing that's come of this.
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>>54999962
Literally in the 700 threads. No one cares, jump maker rulings older than 100 threads are defunct automatically unless their author is still here to defend them.
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>>55001202
Stop being a salty bitch just because you can't spam infinite money to get all the weapons you want for no effort. The buy menu fits the series it's based on much better like this, even if you can't wank yourself into buying whatever nobel phantasm or whatever it is you want an thousand times over
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>>55001148
Someone could point out tht you're treating the perk like an actual being, " No, Buy Mode does not care about whether or not the item you're trying to buy is Excalibur, it doesn't fucking discriminate" or that you're getting so worked up that you're cursing out some anon "fuck yourself." who just holds to the rulings that the maker of the Jump gave more strictly than you do. But I'll just point out that the ruling is valid, as it was written by the Jumpmaker, but this is a single player game and thus you have the ability to houserule. Or you could put some effort into your chain and make some combos.

My suggestion is you get the new Witchblade Jumps neat mass production knock offs perk. Use Buy Mode on THOSE and then use item fusion, there are a few perks for this, to make them just as good as the original.

>>55001159
Each Sacred Gear is a unique weapon in and of itself from what I've been told, however the GBE's are mass produced weapons from I've read. So nay on the first and yeh on the second. See above suggestions for a combo I figuratively pulled out of a hat.
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>>55001055
Except if you read the reply chain further, he literally goes down to say that so long as something is "common" in the setting, you can buy it. Magic weapons in D&D sure as hell aren't "non-unique". Each one requires time and XP from its creator. Hell, fucking normal swords aren't just something you can mindlessly pump out.
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>>55001206
>Well, I guess I can skip Counter-Strike, now. That's at least one good thing that's come of this.
>capitulating to shitposters
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>>55001222
Screw yourself. You aren't the fucking jumpmaker, don't fucking bring up their rulings on their jumps to tell people how to run their fucking chains.
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>>55001221
The perk as is doesn't do anything anymore. It's literally completely useless, it can't even be used to do what it says it does in the jump itself.
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>>55001230
Magic weapons are common. Artefacts aren't but a Flaming Sword or +2 Axe aren't the sort of things where only a few hundred exist in the entire world.

You're being a pedant about it because you're salty it has limitations. It can get magic weapons fine, it can't get Vecna's Eye or the Ruby Rod of Asmodeus.
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>>55001230
lantern rings are kinda common.... kek
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>>55001222
>My suggestion is you get the new Witchblade Jumps neat mass production knock offs perk. Use Buy Mode on THOSE and then use item fusion, there are a few perks for this, to make them just as good as the original.
No. I'm going to use the Buy Mode perk the way it fucking says it works in the jump itself, and not within some abstract interpretation of a ruling that makes no sense on the assumption that the perk discerns somehow what is and is not unique.
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>>55001245
>It can get magic weapons fine, it can't get Vecna's Eye or the Ruby Rod of Asmodeus.
It can and it does. You literally can't stop me or anyone else from using it like that, and frankly, I don't care. I've never taken Buy Mode in my chains, never even been to Counter Strike, but the fact that you're bringing this up just to argue this shit now, hundreds of threads later, and trying to enforce it as if you have some kind of authority or power is actually pathetic. Like, more so than usual for this place.
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>>55001245
>You're being a pedant about it because you're salty it has limitations.
I don't give a shit if it has limitations. I care about the fact that you think your opinion fucking matters.
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>>55001275
Man you're whiny today. All the guy did was post a ruling by the jump maker that people had forgotten.


For a single player game, you're awfully bitchy.
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>>55001245
>Flaming Sword or +2 Axe aren't the sort of things where only a few hundred exist in the entire world.
Hell yes they are. There aren't literally factories pumping that shit out in most settings.

Though I agree that those artifacts would be out of bounds.
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>>55001287
>All the guy did was post a ruling by the jump maker that people had deliberately ignored because it was stupid.
Ftfy
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>>55001222
>Each Sacred Gear is a unique weapon in and of itself from what I've been told

No, some are unique, like the 12 longinous. But most of them are repeated, Kiba's Sacred Gear is the same as Jeanne's and Twice critical is apparently pretty common.
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>>55001294
Anon brought up DnD so I assumed we were talking one of the classic DnD settings where those things are plentiful. Not enough that every house has one but neither are Ak-47s or grenade launchers. They're relatively low level magical things in a world of swords and sorcery.
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>>55000984
>the Second Magic

Oh, this reminds me of something! I just realised Cardcaptor Sakura came a long, long while after the Fate arc.

What kind of personalities do you think the Ensouled True Magics (and HSDW) would have? If you conjoin conjure different Magics two be two so you have multiple hybrids culminating in the system that merges all of them, it seems to me like they'd be one big redneck family. Question is, the jolly easygoing kind, or the psychotic kind?

>>55001183
A hybrid wot? Quincy and Soul Reaper? I was pretty sure the Quincies are an ancient bloodline/the French, but far as I remember Reapers are plain spiritual beings that can delegate their powers to humans. Maybe you could have a go at using God of Highschool's or FF7's life energy transfer rocks/Shinra reactor doohickys to pour a Shinigami's energy into yourself after you choose to jump as a Quincy?

But I'm totes lost if you mean there are half-human, half-Hollows now.
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Like, what the fuck even is that limitation. It can't buy weapons which are one of a kind? What if I'm the one who fucking made it? If I make two, does it suddenly say I can buy more? If I cheat mode a copy, what then? Am I not able to even buy regular fucking weapons if they're all technically speaking unique or individually manufactured?

This ruling makes no sense. It's completely arbitrary and creates a ton of inconsistencies to the working of a perk that left a lot up to interpretation and wank to begin with. Policing this shit is stupid.
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>>55001326
Ichigo is literally a half quincy/shinigami/hollow/fullbringer. Hybrids of every strip exist, even quincy/hollows.
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>>55001239
>>55001257
No need to get so aggressive anon(s). I see that my point (Everyone has their own kind of fun so you do you and I'll just suggest something that I'd personally use) was lost. I'll say this thank you for your time, anon(s)

>>55001302
Ah really? Interesting.
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>>55001331
Leave, SBer. You've lost, reason has prevailed. Now slink on back to your cave and circlejerk each other over the Generic Childhood revamp that just dropped.
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>>55001331
To begin with everything about the perk was fanwank, and now all the ruling did is leave even more up to fanwank, and one autist seems to think that's valid grounds to make further rulings on someone else's rulings as if they matter.
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>>55001275
> I don't care
> I've never even been to Counter Strike
> Bringing up something the author said is just pathetic

>>55001092
>>55001148
>>55001275
>pathetic
>pathetic
>pathetic

>I don't care

>>55001331
In all seriousness, it was probably something Dick said to prevent people from just buying the super best hero weapons every jump, when he intended the perk to be more like an outfitting armies or always having manufactured weapons available perk. But it breaks down pretty quick once you start factoring in high jumper bullshit, so you can probably just do whatever.

It don't matter.

None of this matters.
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>>55001362
>pathetic
Because it is. I legitimately think anyone which would do such a thing is lesser to me as a human being. I'm fucking better than you bitch, fucking learn it already and shut the fuck up.
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>>55001183
I think it was that you become a hybrid if you buy one of the other races' capstones? Or something like that.

>>55001326
>But I'm totes lost if you mean there are half-human, half-Hollows now.
Boy, you've really not been keeping up, have you?
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>>55001331
Yep. Fashion yourself a fancy pointed stick and you can't buy it because it's "unique". Everyone weapon is its own special snowflake and deserves to be treated with as much respect as you would give your own children.
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>>55001331
Just fanrape it, senpai.
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>>55001362
>In all seriousness, it was probably something Dick said to prevent people from just buying the super best hero weapons every jump, when he intended the perk to be more like an outfitting armies or always having manufactured weapons available perk.
Again, arguing on the intent of an author on a ruling that is vaguely worded on a perk that has nothing to indicate it has such a limitation in the first place. This is why dredging up old rulings is fucking dumb. Because everyone was fucking happy to ignore it, and for some reason you think that its some great duty to remind everyone that they're playing jumpchain wrong and that they need to redress their wank because the author said something a long time ago which can be interpreted in a way that means the perk is a lot less valuable than anyone had ever treated it as. What the fuck.
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>>55001379
>something like that
This is my understanding as well.
>really not been keeping up
By show's end was there anything ichigo didn't have in his system? seriously. reaper,hollow,quicy,fullbring... did i miss anything? is he a saiyan too?
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>>55001400
Selectively interpreted too, because the wording is vague.
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>>55001400
There's a good reason no one brought it up, and I've been telling this guy why he's a shit head for hours, but the fact that he's still posting has show that he's probably a shitposter who doesn't actually care and just wants (you)s.
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>>55001336
>>55001379
Nope! Technically, I was never even there! Well, how about that.

I guess true love really does conquer all. Note to self: Never ensoul that branch of black magic that turns love into hadoukens.
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>>55001373
Oh man, you're shitposting! Hey, good on you, man!

Is it super early where you are? It's super early where I am.

>>55001400
I don't think people were ignoring anything. It was almost a thousand threads back, and it's not in the jump doc, and we don't have eidetic memory perks in real life. It's more likely people just didn't even know he'd said anything about it. Most people don't search the archives for errata. Hanlon's razor, y'know.


I fucking told you I'd use this image.
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Remember that time SMT anon ruled that if you used Evo on Magatamas you could change what power they granted? Jump maker rulings have no place in jumpchain.
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>>55001430
You've been calling a polite anon names and cursing them/him/her/etc. out for having a difference of opinion on what amounts to Internet Errata.

>>55001448
It is indeed very early and I'm headed to work right now. Also consider that crop stolen so it can be used by another anon some time in the future.
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>>55001448
I for one deliberately fucking ignored it. I know of at least one other anon who also deliberately ignored it because there was another shitposter who brought up Buy Mode and there was a huge argument then too about how it works how people want it to work. So fuck you.
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>>55001460
Why do you do this?

Is there nothing better for you to do here, than pick fights over legalese? Is moaning about your victim complex the only way you can get hard, or is being part of a rioting mob the closest thing to having friends you feel you can aspire to?
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>>55001470
He fucking deserves it if he thinks he can piss on the fucking thread like this.
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>>55001482
>Why do you do this?
You fucking started it. If you want to start shit over rulings, I can do it to.

Minecraft anon explicitly said that the Mystcraft worlds and everything from them decay no matter what you do within a week or so, making the perk pointless because you can't actually do anything with them.
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>>55001470
That crop seems to be very popular. I have a copy from a few threads ago but have not felt a need for it just yet. mostly because the stupid has not been fun at all lately.
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>>55001501
m-m-m-mega saaaaalt
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So how many Excalibers do you think I should buy with Buy Mode to celebrate my daughteru's 10th birthday?
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>>55001487
Perhaps you should go take a chill pill dude. You're getting angry over a single player imagination game's rules and web errata and lashing out at some other dude over the internet. I think it may be time for you to back off for a second and reconsider the situation you're finding yourself in, just a suggestion.
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>>55001526
none, a little girl would prefer calibern
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>>55001526
10. Naturally.
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>>55001526
I dunno how much Gil do you have? FFTA is the only place I know of where Excaliburs are readily buyable in the open market.
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>>55001478
Well, you can do that that, if you want. But there's no need to get super mad about it. Because you've already decided you don't care what the author wanted, and you're just going to have fun your own way. And that's fine. Unless you're secretly super mad that you're having fun the wrong way, and you want to yell at people so you feel legitimized? So that everyone will pat you on the head and say it's okay anon, you're having fun the right way! And that's dumb. That's dumb if you're doing that.

Go have fun in your own way, anon! You're free!

>>55001526
Bury her in them! Make her swim in swords!
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So, I found this when looking for ideas for demons in Exalted, and I thought others might found it useful as well:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fiR26K1KwnWvmN4i4OYfw_q7qxiyNtCi0rbNJU1Kh6Q/edit
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>>55001501
I'm not even him. I just got here.

I was asking because of the shrill furor with nothing at stake I've been trying to follow.
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>>55001530
I'm not getting angry, I'm putting you in your place, and showing you what you deserve.
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>>55001559
Give it to me, daddy.

I've been bad.
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>>55001559
Kinky
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What are some jumps that offer the ability to buy stuff from previous jumps? I'm not talking like perks or unique things, just more general things that could be found in the settings.
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>>55001564
>Not posting that one Rin scene with the rump wiggle.

>>55001587
There's some stores throughout Jumpchain,
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>>55001587
The abyss website is all that really springs to mind. Its from The Gamer.
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>>55001587
You can take the Merchant as a companion in Terraria, and they have that ability, although at a steep markup.

There's also the Slider item capstone in the Melancholy of Haruhi, which is some kind of department store, which both keeps inventory of common items from previous jumps, and has an R&D department that looks to combine those items into new things.
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>>55001550
>The Ebon Dragon lacks the ability to form more 3CDs via more "progenitive" charms

Oh wow, I keep forgetting Ebby suffers from what's basically Primordial erectile dysfunction!

Except 3CDs are all the vital organs, not just the dick so. It's more like Primordial anemia, or Primordial AIDS, or wait-my money's on literal Primordial necrosis! Since him obsessing over death enough to learn necromancy apparently "worsens his nature".

>>55001587
Off the top of my head Nier Automata can hook you up with a wandering Emil shop, Disgaea has their famous interdimensional shop available to you, Panty & Stocking has a catalogue for heavenly weapons.

And that one jump by Captain Punch that isn't either of the Bombermans I keep forgetting the exact name of, has a place run by a kitsune lady.
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>>55001587
Generic Isekai's Gacha will let you gamble for the chance to get items from previous jumps.
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SJ-chan posted an updated version of the Generic Childhood jump. I'm busy atm, so can someone give me a rundown on what exactly got changed?
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>>55001542
>Because you've already decided you don't care what the author wanted, and you're just going to have fun your own way.
This is the problem. It's not me that's the deviant here, it's you and everything you stand for, because you're the aggressor here. You're the one who brought it up, you're the one who pushed it as if it mattered and attempted to delegitimize how other people wanked the perk because of a ruling you fucking drug out from the archives, you're the one pandering the idea that ignoring the ruling is and using the perk the way it says it works in the jump itself is somehow divergent from the norm. It's not. You're the freak if you think you or anyone else should accept that ruling.
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>>55001617
Gee, anon, I would, but I can't actually find any fucks to give. Sorry.
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>>55001617
SB jump REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>55001617
How fucking lazy do you have to be to have the time to post here, getting past a captcha, instead of going over there to ask yourself? How little social awareness do you have to post something from somewhere else on behalf of someone who for all I know doesn't even want it out yet, and expect anything other than accusations of stirring shit?
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>>55001617
Please stop the shitposting, if sj wants to make a jump for the sb drive she is more than welcome too. That does not mean she needs to be pushing it here.
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>>55001617
Starting the shitposting early today I see.
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>>55001611
Nah, it's more like he's the skinny kid who doesn't want to do workouts and get STRONK.

Autobot's the one who's actually stunted and sick, with only eight 3CDs (and robocancer, of course).
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>>55001433
It has nothing to do with love, there was this one huge plotline where basically everything from Ichigos conception was planned out by one guy with a plot rock so that a series of coincidences would lead to some things that could not have been predicted but were planned for anyway, like him getting thrown into a pit to regain powers he shouldn't have gotten in the first place and somehow awakening other powers, then losing them again, and getting them back a different way...
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>>55001612
>Generic Isekai Gacha
>Can get any item or weapon from worlds that you have visited
>Get all the luck perks
>Get the SCP-2400
>Each you use it you get a mcguffin weapon, and you have 140 tries per day
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>>55001658
He's been shitposting for hours already. He just decided to change tactics when people stopped biting the bait on his Buy Mode ruling shitposts.
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>>55001617
>starting at three years old

I'm not sure I was even self-aware at 6, let alone 3.

If this goes late in a chain, pretty much have to take a sealed powers option, otherwise jumper's first three-year-old temper tantrum will probably be the planet's last.
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>>55001663
I need me some Aizen peks. Also some Aizen reaction pics all I have is gendo.
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>>55001660
I could've sworn robocancer was at least sorta implied to be from a similar source? Like, part of Auto's nature let him comprehend death but he needed the Wyld as a cosmic IV to stop death from creeping through the rest of him. So when he cut himself off he started necrotising all over, and the Viator at first decided to accelerate the process by killing enough people to turn him into a Neverborn for some reason.

Meanwhile Ebs started out as a relatively healthy Primordial, at some point decided the Underworld was oneupping him at being the worst thing ever and crudely tried to get that void party started in himself. Except the Charm he uses for that inflicts horrific agony in order to access necromancy, and makes him a little worse every time.

>Only 8 3CDs

Devalets, when will they learn?

>>55001663
Ah yes, the Simurgh Maneuver.

...

>harnessing the power of shounen protagonists to advance your grand design
>all opposing keikakus get steamrolled by this determined kid, while you can plot unhindered
>play your cards right and he'll thank you for the privilege of helping him help you

...is it wrong that that sounds like a totally awesome idea to me, and I now realise I've done it loads of times throughout my chain?

>>55001693
Anyway:

The Left Hand, Dragon Age: Inquisition
Sage of the Forest, Hero BBS
(The Commander capstone), Evangelion
Xanatos Gambit, Gargoyles
Across All of Time and Space, Jorge Joestar
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>>55001708
>Anyway:
Thanks!
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>>55001617
Not one of us! Not one of us!
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>>55001666
It can also summon monsters, including final bosses, who would be loyal to you...

How long until someone summons Yog-Sothoth?
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>>55001716
No prob.

Also I know very little about this Aizen guy, but I'm finally catching up on God of Highschool and this pic seems very appropriate.
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>>55001693
The Long Game from Overlord (The Series) is one of the best keikaku perks in the chain.
Death Note also has some good ones.
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>>55001693
> Also some Aizen reaction pics
This one is my personal favorite.
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>>55001617
Basically none of the problems were addressed, she just tacked on a small gauntlet of stuff to it and said that fixed all the issues, when all it did was make the clashing themes and messages even worse.
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>>55001708
I remember you saying that your Devas didn't spawned any demons. Does that include not spawning any Second Circles? Did you crippled them to not do that?
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>>55001693
The one from Valkyrie profile is super wanked by SB
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>>55001724
It really melds well with dungeons because in a lot of isekai if someghing is dropped or dies in a dungeon the dungeon can make copies of it out of mana.

Which means summon some awesome creature and make it the boss monster so you can make copies of it after the adventurers kill it. Then make it midboss of the next level then make swarms for the next level.
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>>55001693
Now it's the time to ask: is sufficiently good planning skills a form of mind control?
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>>55001734
>>55001741
I might side with Aizen just to learn that raw smug sense of being better than someone. Then I'll teach it to Tattletale and be declared worse than scion.
>>55001751
SB wanks everything. its why they're SB and not tg.
>>55001766
Its even better since its harder to resist.
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>>55001708
Well, it's only sorta similar in that they're both related to the Void.

Robocancer's part of Autobot's nature (machines needing maintenance and all that), and was managed by using energy/resources from the Wyld or Creation.

While Ebby explicitly doesn't have any kind of sickness, and is just kinda cutting himself like an edgy teen because the Neverborn are one-upping him.

I doubt him not growing through Progenitive Souls has much to do with that anyway. More likely, he just knows it's futile to try that... because the rest of his 3CDs will just pre-emptively murder the 2nd Circle Progenitive Soul before it grows into a new 3rd Circle. Because they don't want even MORE rivals they have to worry about being backstabbed by.

>>55001745
I mean, that's possible. Autobot crippled and maimed his souls to do that.

Not healthy, of course. But Auto-kun was never healthy. Or sane.
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>>55001766
Is being so sexy that people cream themselves just by looking at you mind control?
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>>55001789
>>55001789
No but it sounds messy and Im not sure how you get anything done at that rate.
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>>55001774
I love when Yozis are explained in such simplistic ways that it makes them look like kids.
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>>55001801
I find it extremely boring myself, but it's kind of unavoidable when you're talking about their 2e incarnations.
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>>55001789
>>55001796
It seems like shitty, expensive and unsubtle mind control. Everyone will see your plans cuming.
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>>55001745
...wha? Hell no, spawning demons is healthy behavior for almost any deva! When did I say that?! But seriously no, mine are pumping them out just fine.

What I did do, was interfere with the process a lot of times. Like the careful spiritron therapy needed to alter a living meme into a sentient contract designed to mock the Surrender Oaths. Or cultivating a species of happy holy feathery dumbo octopus that just floats around generating as much essence as possible, instead of getting a job. Or trying to take over my fingernails, like the sportier devas.

Oh, and in particular there was that one strain of deva I tried to make into a nonsentient microcosm of my cthonic baara many-shapes-as-one state. Except instead of ALL the shapes ever, just different variants of all the human souls I've ever been. Abel, the magician of the age, my Saint Graph-all to create a race of sockpuppets I could assume direct control over. At the time, I just thought a production line of bargain bin Solomon-Lunas seemed like the best way to create an outlet for an awfully human Defining Soul of John (my other Fetich). This little project...may or may not have had much bigger implications than I originally predicted.

Anyway, souls gotta soul. Even letting Islinde's shart out their friendly firefly angels and guardian cloud doggos is better than risking Primordial heartburn.

>>55001774
The sad thing is just like that edgy teen, Ebby gets very little out of it. Anything before Void circle necromancy has all the drawbacks of sorcery coupled with not being good for much other than destruction unless you really want to talk to ghosts. It's all plague this and grasp heart that, like using a dirty shiv instead of a machete to hack someone.

Oh shit. Didn't even think of that, but it makes sense now.

>>55001801
Well...the way they look at the world totally is in a sense. Growing up, literally playing pretend was how they forged reality out of the chaos you were born in.
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>>55001817
Well, that's what you get when you try to rationalize such gargantuan, alien and complex beings from an human perspective.

The same can be done with other eldritch gods from other settings. And if you try to give them enough character, they lose all their charm and become generic gods.

Yozis should not be described that much, though. I would have prefer that the devs dedicated a few lines for the Yozis themselves and described their souls more.
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>>55001772
Aizen has amazing smug levels. He never raises his voice and he barely changes expressions, but he just oozes smug all the time.

He's such a shitty boss and person, I think there's almost no reason to actually hang around him. But if all you're trying to do is attain mastery of SMUG, holy shit, you're looking at one of the best damn people to emulate in possibly the entire chain.
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Aside from Demon Spawn and that perk in Angel Notes, do we have any other perks to spawn beings with a percentage of your own abilities?
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>>55001849
So Aizen or cell, who has more smug?
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>>55001834
>The sad thing is just like that edgy teen, Ebby gets very little out of it. Anything before Void circle necromancy has all the drawbacks of sorcery coupled with not being good for much other than destruction unless you really want to talk to ghosts. It's all plague this and grasp heart that, like using a dirty shiv instead of a machete to hack someone.
And then there's the fact that you can recreate a lot of Necromancy as one Circle higher Sorcery. Like, having Summon Ghost through Celestial Sorcery instead of Shadowlands Necromancy.

So, him wanting actual Necromancy is even less useful, when he could probably just use Sorcery for everything he'd want from it.

Now if he could access Void Circle, he'd actually be getting /some/ small benefit out of it... But nah.
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>>55001888
Bleach has a minions perk for hollows that makes minions 1/2 as strong as you.
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>>55001849
I can always plan for his planning for my plans planning for his plans and kill him after have learned enough.
>>55001891
Por que no los dos?
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>>55001841
Agreed. Bringing the focus back to the demons would be great.
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>>55001898
I'd say that Charm is just the best example of Ebby betraying himself, but since 2e has loads of redundant Charms it was clearly written under the strange assumption that necromancy would be considered useful by players.

>>55001841
Desu I got into 2e under the paradigm of whacky Yozi sitcom shenanigans. It's one of my favorite things about Exalted.

>>55001915
That said I don't think demons have had the spotlight taken from them at all. Roll of Glorious Divinity 2 has the skinny on Ligier, Orabilis, Erembour and all the other big names. Compass: Malfeas is basically a tourist's guide to the daily lives of non-Yozis. Everything from the most popular dojos to succesful demon businesses, and 3CD geography.
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>>55001891
Cell has a more boisterous smug. He is 95% smug, but it's a working smug. It's a warrior's smug. Aizen has something more like "resting smug".
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>>55001960
>That said I don't think demons have had the spotlight taken from them at all. Roll of Glorious Divinity 2 has the skinny on Ligier, Orabilis, Erembour and all the other big names. Compass: Malfeas is basically a tourist's guide to the daily lives of non-Yozis. Everything from the most popular dojos to succesful demon businesses, and 3CD geography.


Iirc correctly, those books took years to came out, unlike the Yozis being give the spotlight much earlier.
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>>55001888
Arrow verse clones have half your physical attributes.
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For someone who's a bit out of the loop, I get that using the Buy Menu thing on unique weapons is not allowed, but what's the thread's ruling on using Cheat Mode to copy CP-bought items? Do the copies carry fiat-backing? Is it frowned upon, or is this a respected combo for saving CP?
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>>55001772
>Then I'll teach it to Tattletale
You monster!
You do that and people will be flocking to get into a Simurgh containment zone just to escape her.
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>>55002005
I don't think there's anything that can mimic fiat backing since it's something only the Benefactor can give.
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>>55001960
>I'd say that Charm is just the best example of Ebby betraying himself, but since 2e has loads of redundant Charms it was clearly written under the strange assumption that necromancy would be considered useful by players.
Eh, at least it's sorta situationally useful to a player if you were going Fiend anyway and planning to stay in the Underworld for a while.

Ebby himself doesn't even get to benefit from that, with being locked in Malfeas.
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>>55002005
General idea has been fanwank it and dont force the opinion on the thread.
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>>55002005
>I get that using the Buy Menu thing on unique weapons is not allowed
You clearly don't, since you still believe that. Buy Mode can buy whatever it can buy.
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>>55002005
The same policy as Buy Mode; if you think it works one way, then it works that way and everyone who thinks otherwise is wrong.
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>>55002005
I'm uncertain about any meta fiat backing (like item respawning in warehouse after destruction probably can't be copied), but any special quality that came with the item the copy will have also.
Have an indestructible Excalibur that has been enchanted so that it only listens to you? Copy it, and you will have TWO invincible, loyal Excaliburs!
The only limit is the time limit and it has to qualify as an item (basically anything that can fit in minecraft inventory).
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>>55002019
Isn't Cheat Mode fiat-backed as well?
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>>55002010
Nah, it won't be the smug that sends them running. It'll be the combination of planning skills, mind reading and precog (if i can figure out how to bestow this permanently without shitty stuff like bestowal) that will send them screaming for the Simurgh's protection.
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>>55002005

>Once per month, you can use the recipe menu to instead duplicate any single item you possess. The new item is indistinguishable from the first, and has all the same powers. The one/month limit applies even if you grant this power to a companion; only the first attempted duplication in any given month will succeed.

it explicitly says that it can so yes,also everyone has been doing it that way for at least eight months at this point.
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How do I retroactively genderbend people?

That is, how do I make it that this girl has always been a boy?
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>>55002104
You could get the boosted version of the deal maker perk in Ghost Rider, then make a deal that whoeve drinks a gender-bending potion and it should make it so they're retroactively the opposite gender.
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>>55002104
Unholy Heights - A New Arrival:
Switch any creature's gender as you please. Normal residents will have their history changed to reflect their new gender. You have choice of whether or not companions will have theirs retconed. You will always remember the original gender.
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Poppy O'Possum Jump when ?
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>>55002104
Sideral Charms.
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>>55002124
>>55002126
>>55002174
Thanks!!
I'm gonna have too much fun with all this...
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>>55001326
Pretty sure you can't Ensoul entire magic systems. Just singular magical abilities.
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>>55001888
Best one is in Sekai Oni. It can create an unlimited number of minions whose power is equal to yours in a short while. The only drawback is that any powers that you imbue them with are taken from you until you regenerate the power or they come back to you.

You start by spawning three minions: a father, a mother and a child. Father and mother can procreate to create more children, that in turn will become mothers and fathers in a short period of time and repeat the process.

I combo'ed this with Demon Spawn to create my own Primordial siblings after making my own Inner World.
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>>55002056
Why would that matter? Cheat mode is all about getting the item, the fiat insurances on such items are only obtained through Jumps. That's the reason it's special.
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>>55001888
Self-Duplication from Teen Titans, We Are Many from Metalocalypse
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>>55002258
Oh yeah, that's right! Thanks, misremembered Ensoul. That still leaves quite a few questions like what the Multi-Dimensional Refraction Phenomena would be like, or maybe like that one anon was speculating UBW was part of one too, or Heaven's H-

...

...wow, this was a terrible idea.

>>55002282
>go literally fuck yourself as a battle tactic
>have too many sex perks
>after a couple of hours, the local ecosystem has collapsed from the invasive Jumplett species
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>>55002174
Whats the sidereal naming scheme?
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>>55000495
No, not really. Just know that they are consistently massively ftl and vary between being able to take hits from Superman who is really trying to break your shit and sometimes weird cosmic entities to crumbling like a piece of tissue paper when someone sneezes at them.
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>>55002258
True Magic isn't actually a magic system. It functions far more like an innate ability. Which is why it's so difficult to learn. It takes a specific sort of person to be able to understand the completely inhuman logic behind True Magic and thus learn to use it. An ordinary Magus can't do it. Not because they're incapable but rather because even understanding it takes a perspective that defies human logic.
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>>55002479
But Rin and Luvia got the hang of it, sort of.

Unless you're saying Rin and Luvia are weirder than I thought
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>>55002479
No, they're like magic systems like HSDW or magecraft is.
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>>55002479
No, that's just to be the first to gain it. Once you have it you can teach anyone else just fine.
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>>55001550
>Raksha to Mountain Folk
>An Alchemical with "Transcendent Pattern-Weaving Protocol" can replicate this feat, turning a Raksha into a Jadeborn.
Iiinteresting.

Say, I wonder if new Mountain Folk created by this would be affected by the Geas. Since from my reading of the charm, it makes Artisans like the original Jadeborn.

>>55002420
Any thoughts on whether this could be used to create a new population of Mountain Folk? Possibly by either recreating it as a Sorcery spell (since protocols are Autobot's sorcery equivalent), co-opting an Alchemical, or just waiting for an Alchemicals jump to come out.

Could be fun adding Mountain Folk into the mix of rivalling Raksha and Truculee courts I've got in my own Inner World.
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Is Chakra from Naruto considered Chi or Mana? Would Byakugan be helpful against magic users? By disrupting their mana with Gentle Fist.
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>>55002162
People are scared to make that jump for two reasons:

Furries,
and,
it's extremely heavily implied that there's still a lot of shit about the setting we don't know.

I won't say not to make the jump, I'm just saying that it's almost guaranteed that whatever you put in the jump will end up being contradicted by canon at a later date.
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>>55002631
I'd say it's definitely Chi instead of Mana, being lifeforce and stuff.
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>>55002671
So would Adaptation from Wuxia allow me to target mana? Kinda want to shut down pesky Mages.
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What's the fastest way to gain power in the bleach jump? And why does the Hollow capstone make you and Arrankar as if its not a step down when that is explicitly a dead end on their growth curve?
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>>55002707
GHQ isn't canon.
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>>55002624
Oh shit, that's an interesting one. I...would suppose that greatly depends on how you personally interpret the Geas' exact mechanics i.e. whether it was a oneshot phenomena or a permanent pattern that affects all future Jadeborn.

But looking at how it's fluffed-

>Containing as they do a spark of Primordial power and a portion of the weaving ability of the design weavers
>Invoking this protocol requires absolute understanding of the Machine God’s ways, as the user is patching in whole new sectors of Tapestry. In preparation for invoking this protocol, the Alchemical would do well to spend many days in contemplation in the Far Reaches of the Maker, preferably near a crystalline node in the Machine God’s neutral pathways or near one of the industrial tabernacles of the Divine Ministers. Once the Exalt attains perfect Clarity, she may attempt this extraordinarily powerful protocol.

does indeed all but confirm you're following the original Jadeborn recipe word for word. It seems highly probably you could, and if it couldn't that there's another protocal out there that would let you do so.

I'd advise against sorcery though. A Solar who tested himself against Auto's eightfold seal fell short of the 8th one, and since their strength lies in hyperspeccing I'd think an Alchemical's best shot would be sticking to their Charms.

>>55002631
I remember the planet eating tree thing that's the source of all chakra was physically killing everything to empower itself, so it definitely seems more like chi.

>>55002705
Not sure why that would let you target mana? If you want to shut down mages there's a class in Dragon Age and a sort of bracelet tech from FF8 that can do that.
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>>55002705
No? Do you even have a base understanding for what Byakugan or the Gentle Fist are doing? It's basically ninja magic acupressure. Chakra, the local energy, has its own circulatory system within the body with different nodules scattered about.

Byakugan allows Hyuga to see them, Gentle Fist is a martial art focusing upon poking the shit out of them to turn them off, blocking a person's chakra flow to that part of the body.

Mages and Wizards don't normally have any kind of mana system with points for Gentle Fist to stab. Just fuck'em up the normal way with normal pressure points, or Gentle Fist their organs.
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>>55002707
> fastest way to gain power
Well, you can either take one of the options that gives you power by drinking blood/eating souls and then consuming a shitload of them, or you can undergo dangerously suicidal shonen training.

You could also steal Aizen's Hogyoku, but that has a chance of backfiring. I mean, it did for Aizen.
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Generic Isekai?
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>>55002734
? Anon, Bleach canon is that Arrankars stop growing entirely. That's not a GHQ thing, that's legit. If you pull off the mask before vasto you might as well kill yourself because you're never improving ever again.
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>>55002748
When were you under the impression that this wasn't part of his plan all along?
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>>55002763
Aye?
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>>55002765
I thought the light novels mentioned they kept growing in their own way, they just don't do the whole "evolution" thing like when they were closer to beasts.
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>>55002765
No, it's not. You stop being able to evolve through the hollow stages, you very clearly can still grow. Multiple Arrancar grow in power. Some on a small level, like Nnoitra growing to be a strong enough fighter to rise in seats and challenge Nel and Grimmjow having a chance in fucking hell against a Quincy for even a moment later on.
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>>55002763
That's redundant.
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>>55002792
That's bullshit. They literally never moved up, if anything its just their opposition got weaker and they stayed the same. Arrankar do not grow, they're stuck.
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>>55002735
Hm... Alright, that seems like it'd be really cool then.

>I'd advise against sorcery though. A Solar who tested himself against Auto's eightfold seal fell short of the 8th one, and since their strength lies in hyperspeccing I'd think an Alchemical's best shot would be sticking to their Charms.
That doesn't have anything to do with Sorcery though? Testing the Seal was done with Shaping through use of a Hand of the Great Maker.

I was considering converting it to a Sorcery equivalent, becasue there's Spell-to-Protocol equivalents too with it specifically called out as similar... and I don't exactly have access to Alchemical Charms myself.

...Huh. You know, considering they were original aspected to Earth from being caught in the Elemental Pole, and only later reformatted by Autobot... I wonder if a Devil-Tiger could make their own Mountain Folk-equivalents through a variant of it using their own Sorcerous Enlightenment? That has... potential.
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>>55002784
Post please?
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>>55002824
Yeah, yeah mate. I'm sure these 'arrankar' are kompletely inkapable of growing. Arrancar totally can though. But hey, you keep being autistic about it and creating a problem for yourself to complain about.
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>>55002763
It's in the generic folder in the folders folder.
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>>55002848
It was posted in the last thread, which is linked in the OP.
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>>55002848
Oh god. Go to clustertruck, it's a isekai protags kryptonite.
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>>55002864
Nope. Noncanon. It's explicitly stated multiple times in Bleach that once you take the mask off, you're incapable of improving.
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>>55002901
Go on then. Evidence and proof.
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>>55002901
It's explicitly stated that Uryu is one of the last of an extinct race, Ichigo will never win his next fight and Soul Society has never seen a power like Chad or Orihime's too. Well, until those things stop being true anyways.
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>>55002901
Its ok anon! No one cares about bleach's frankly silly canon! you can grow if you want! Jumpchain is a game meant for fun!
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>>55002936
I love you, Hope Corgi.
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>>55002936
You are a tasty snack for my pet dragon Hope Corgi.
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>>55002734
GHQ is the better jump anyway. Post your Death Aspects.
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>>55003010
Better doesn't mean much when it's still quite poor.
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>>55002734
You can make it canon via a +0CP drawback
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>>55003010
I can't tell if I want to go with Jealousy, Resentment, or Resistance. Pick for me.
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>>55002952
>>55002961
Yay! New friends!
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>>55003010
Truck
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>>55002835
I was mainly thinking that the Geas was almost certainly Admaant Circle stuff, I'd forgotten if the Alchemicals can get up to that tier and I assumed it must've been pretty complex, buff work even by Adamant Circle standards if a Solar felt the need to resort to artifice instead of just casting Adamant Circle countermagic. Or throwing another Solar who knew Magic-Shattering Strike at wherever he thought the Seal was nearest. So I figured if the best approach a First Age Solar tried didn't work, the odds would be stacked against an Alchemical.

As for that other thing-the DT third soul generation process doesn't need existing third souls to make more of themselves, so I figure more compact, relatively resource efficient at humanscale versions of the Charms Primordials used to do other stuff could be developed.

Though uless you were trying to follow Auto's themes very closely during your apotheosis, I imagine there's a big chance the end result would be more fitting with your themes. If I tried it, I'd probably end up with...sunfolk? Saint Elmo's Firefolk? Molten Heartstonefolk?

Or maybe not, since DTs aren't as bound by their themes as Primordials.

>>55002899
>not taking a truck to Generic Isekai and importing them as a reincarnated visitor from another world
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>>55002420
>go literally fuck yourself as a battle tactic

Is this the final evolution of harem Jumpers? Not only waifu villains, gods and concepts, but waifuing oneself. And then waifuing your children who are also you.
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>>55003058
>>not taking a truck to Generic Isekai and importing them as a reincarnated visitor from another world
That would be amazing to do if you also choose a Isekai world where the MC of it was killed by a truck too.
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>>55003071
>and thus began the endless circle of violence betwixt the Salaryman Clan and the Truck Clan
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>>55003058
I think clustertruck has a pet truck option? Only sentient truck I can think of. Other than Optimus.
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>>55003010
Desire.

Succubus time go. Was considering going with Sloth, but I think Desire makes for cooler powers and stuff.
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>>55003068
We have been able to waifu ourselves for a long time, I think when Naruto came out some people made shadow clones and had them transform into their preferred genders. I am pretty sure there is a perk somewhere where you can have your children be just like you or something in similar effect.
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>>55003115
But that wasn't a viable combat tactic
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>>55003038
>going anything but resistance.
It's the only one that doesn't seem petty and shitty.
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>>55001617
It now has four modes, one of which makes you an actual kid and makes it a gauntlet, one of which makes you a kid with all your stat boosts and gives you 1000 CP to purchase kid abilities, one which is the same broken bullshit as last time, and one which combines broken bullshit mode and kid mode. It also still doesn't have half the disadvantages it should have, half the kid mode items only affect the Gauntlet itself, and broken bullshit mode still feels like a wank instead of being based on generic childhood stories.
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>>55003137
But it is if you took all the appearance and charisma perks, everyone would stop and marvel in the sight of you doing so. It is a perfectly valid strategy.
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Upgrade + Empty Frame + Gacha, is there any reason not to just spawn a shit ton of random stuff and to bring it all up to par with Upgrade?
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Um guys, are Ronin Warriors, Tetsuwan Birdy and Hollow Knight finished? Just found them in the Upload New Jumps folder and wanted to check before making builds
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>>55003058
Fair enough, I suppose...?

Alchemicals don't go up to Adamant Circle, no. Though the God-Machine protocols are supposedly to be somewhere between Sapphire and Adamant (but mostly Sapphire, going by the fact that there's only protocol equivalents of Celestial Circle stuff).

>As for that other thing-the DT third soul generation process doesn't need existing third souls to make more of themselves, so I figure more compact, relatively resource efficient at humanscale versions of the Charms Primordials used to do other stuff could be developed.
I'm... really not sure what you're trying to say here?

>Though uless you were trying to follow Auto's themes very closely during your apotheosis, I imagine there's a big chance the end result would be more fitting with your themes. If I tried it, I'd probably end up with...sunfolk? Saint Elmo's Firefolk? Molten Heartstonefolk?
>Or maybe not, since DTs aren't as bound by their themes as Primordials.
Yeah, the point of using it through my DT Sorcerous Enlightenment would be to get things more aligned with me instead of Autobot's Mountain Folk.

I'd guess Molten Heartstonefolk for you, considering the Mountain Folk still have an earth/stone/jade-connection yours would likely have too.
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>>55003010
Nihilism, all should embrace the truth that there is no joy nor hope and that all 'positive' emotions are false. Give in to True Despair that is Nihilism and you shall be free.
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>>55001617
All I can say is I've been looking at the banned/lewd jumps this morning and not one of them is worse than this.
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>>55003137
Tell that to Kaguya.

Slightly different I admit, but that's the joke.
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>>55003195
>>55003213
Timmy, I realize that no one was responding to you earlier, but that's no excuse to talk to yourself. It's not healthy.
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>>55003182
The dawning realisation that with all three of those you're a disgustingly OP isekai protag, even by isekai protag standards?

Not really, no. Empty Frame breaks the other Cheats just as much as it break a normal magic system.
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>>55003255
>jumping Isekai
>not being a disgustingly OP super special snowflake
Choose only one.
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>>55003255
Empty Frame isn't exactly the be all end all though. Upgrade alone is more than good enough if you just use it to upgrade your mana capacity until it's hueg.
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>>55003300
>>jumpchain
>>not being a disgustingly OP super special snowflake

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>>55003300
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>>55003321
True. Empty Frame just works really well with the other Cheats that're fueled by mana like Upgrade and Gacha.
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>>55003331
>>55003343
I mean, there is a difference between accepting it and wallowing in it like a happy hog.
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>>55003182
>Not using Empty Frame+Upgrade+Skill Sharing
>Not just giving random people the ability to upgrade themselves ridiculously
>Not using Shaper's Authority from EVO to just make everything you upgrade fanatically loyal to you
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>>55003331
>>55003343
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
Somebody needs to make a version of that image for /jc/. It's universally relevant here.
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>>55003383
You're assuming Empty Frame (or Upgrade for that, are "skills" instead of weird innate atributes.
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>>55003182
You're missing the part where you kill them and use the exp gained by the System to become a god
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>>54999731
Truly the best apocalypse there could be.

>>55001587
Well, just from my own Jumps:
= Katawa Shoujo has the Convenience Store, which specifically isn't a Warehouse attachment, but does follow you around. So we're never more than a short walk away from it.

= Night in the Woods has Donut Wolf, which is a donut and pancake shop that sells special "limited time" treats based on current events in your Jump, if vaguely. There's also Snack Falcon, which is another convenience store that follows you around if you want it to.

= The Fifth Element has the Floating Thai Eatery Ship with Mr. Kim included. It's exactly what it sounds like. Great thai food with a side of advice with every meal.

= FLCL has Family Bakery, which is great if you love fresh baked everything.

/shill

>>55002162
I seriously thought about it and I've got several pages of notes after reading back through the series. But my problem right now is that the magic system and Lucky Stars are both extremely undefined. A few Lucky Stars are well explained. Boris, Fazzi, Valente, Kit, and even Carol's are all pretty standard stuff.

But then you've got stuff like Chicadino's which has gotten WILDLY out of hand lately. And Fredrick, who isn't supposed to be able to use much more than minor magic, is shooting magic around left and right. And now Authority has been mentioned as something of a major deal. Which hasn't been explained yet either.

Believe me, as soon as I've got enough answers I'll start throwing serious effort behind it. But it's like Ava's Demon. Uploading at a glacial pace with far too much still left unexplained.

PDF included if you're interested in my rambling notes.

>>55002658
Or at the very least whoever makes it now will be stuck in update hell for quite a while.
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>>55001666
Promoting Gacha games now, Satan? Does your depravity know no lower bounds?
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>>55003413
The transfer function of Skill Sharing explicitly says abilities as well. Then goes on to say they'll have all your powers. There's a reason I didn't say Skill Books instead of Skill Sharing.
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If I use Upgrade on a Rat enough, will it eventually become a Dragon?
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>>55003383
>Trusting people enough to give them your cheats
You're a bad isekai. Everyone knows you can't trust anyone except yourself, that's why you never share your stuff with them or tell them about your OOC knowledge.
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>>55003602
So have you and everyone else finally gone off the deep end and think Jumpchain wasn't already an Isekai concept?
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>>55003574
Not the maker, but I think it depends on how you wank it. I, personally, would rule that, while it may eventually be a giant, extremely powerful rat with eclectic abilities, it'll still always be a rat.

Or, your upgrades could work more like Pokemon, in which case your rat could eventually evolve into a dragon, or a whale.
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>>55003574
Probably not since they're too different species.
It would instead become a lv1000 Omega Ultra Dire Rat.
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>>55003574
this is how you get skaven
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>>55003633
>>55003639
If you have Upgrade + System it would probably work. In these kinds of stories monsters and animals often evolve into higher/better forms that have little to do with their original form.
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>>55003633
>>55003639
What are the evolutions of a rat anyway? As far as I can tell every fantasy species has their own special evolution path up the chain, like how orcs become ogres or whatever, slimes become prismatic slimes, ect. whats the upgrade from Rat?
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>>55003670
Giant Rats and Rat Kings are the only things I can think of.
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>>55003633
>Or, your upgrades could work more like Pokemon, in which case your rat could eventually evolve into a dragon, or a whale.

That's closer to Digimon.
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>>55003670
A bigger Rat. And then a bigger Rat that spreads disease. And then an even bigger Rat that spreads curse. And then a faster Rat that inflicts instantly lethal curse AND disease with all of its attacks.
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>>55003683
>Not "The Giant Rat That Makes All of the Rules"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAXioRNYy4s
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>>55003670
Dire rats. Elemental rats. Divine or Infernal rats.
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>>55003670
ROUS
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>>55003383
>not just spending all your points to get all the cheats
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>>55003574
My favorite "upgraded" Rat is the Moon Rat. They become noticeably smarter depending on the phases of the moon. Given a full moon most of them can put wizards to shame. They also tend to gather in cults.

So that would get my vote.
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Can upgrade be used on your environment?
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>>55003777
Still wrong, futile and against rules to b8, m8.
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>>55003777
It's not a quest though. Are you, perchance, retarded?
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>>55000063
>>55000415
>>55000431
>>55000892
>>55000951
>>55001218
>being this salty that you can't get every weapon ever using one counterstrike perk
I mean it's not like you can buy specific guns in Counterstrike ever. You buy guns not "the gun used by this guy in this battle to do this".
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>>55003905
A water bear.
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>>55003885
Yeah, and when I buy an Excaliber or Ea, that's what I fucking get. Kill yourself you dumb cunt, Buy Mode works like how it works, no amount of retarded limitwanking is going to change that.
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>>55003885
>replying to arguments from five hours ago to stir the shitstorm
At least put forth some effort, goddamn. Shitposters these days are so lazy. I remember back in the old days, back when you had to really work for your shitstorm. I used to walk 10 miles uphill and post for hours to stir up a shitstorm.
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>>55003955
How about I just wait until your abnormal salt levels and intense anger cause you to suffer a heart attack?

It'll be either that or your fat rolls sooner or later.
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At this point I don't know which is worse, getting dragged into helping my grandparents with their computer or seeing you idiots get salty over words on the internet.
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>>55003999
>words on the internet
Gee anon, I bet you never care about things like words or speech, you are so special.
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>>55003999
I'd argue the grandparents thing, because you can't just walk off without looking like an asshole to people who actually care about you.
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>>55004012
There are better things to get this upset over, anon.
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>>55003984
I'm not salty though, I'm shitting in your fucking mouth. You're the one who relied to a dozen people to start up an argument about literally nothing that was already long over. You were basically asking for someone to attack you, its your fault for being a target. If you didn't want someone to tell you how worthless your opinion was, you shouldn't have given it.
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>>55004026
>I'm not salty though

Keep telling yourself lies if it makes you feel more comfortable, sweetie. You're on /jc/ to begin with, self-delusion's to be expected.
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Does choosing the Reborn background in Generic Isekai mean you have to start as a baby? The capstone makes it seem like you at least get to skip infancy if you didn't take the drawback that also makes you a baby.
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>>55004026
>I'm not salty though, I'm shitting in your fucking mouth
You are literally the second most retarded person I've had the displeasure of knowing about.This place is worse off because of you, and I'm done with this shithole you've created.
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>>55003999
Good, good. I can feel your thirst for the storm. I am defenseless. Strike me down and your journey with be complete!
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>>55004026
Frankly at this point you're no better.
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>>55004062
Good fucking riddance. The collective IQ of jumpchain improved by 20 points from your absence. Never come back.
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>>55004085
You're a bit of a cunt.
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>>55004062
No one care's. You're a worthless fuck like any other anon to begin with. To be frank you're also clearly a shitposter pretending to throw a fit, probably responding to himself, I wouldn't put it past you to have been the one who brought this stupid shit up in the first place because you saw an opportunity to shit on the thread over Buy Mode again.
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>>55004085
To think you're the kind of poster Valeria encourages.
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>>55003999
Are you new to the internet? People have been getting salty over words since email was invented.
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>>55004085
>>55004126
You both have spent almost half a day focusing your energies on being furious at people over the internet, when you could be playing videogames or going for a relaxing walk outdoors.

Long after the argument you're both complaining about has died.
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>>55000537
Only clearly defined feats are what you see in the jump, everything above that is mostly "stronger than you" in description. It's not a great place to be, and as it updates we learn facts that make it less appealing. For example, you can get multiple souls through cultivation but after hitting a point they all collapse into one soul body and your physical body turns to dust. Apparently the top end is a monster god who is trying to eat and digest the local multiverse for power. So yeah, grains of salt.

>>55001326
>First magic is basically Marble from gravity falls cranked up to 11 and on the happy juice with a wizard's morality.
>Second is a troll with multiple personality disorder.
>Third is basically Irisviel's wacky prisilya self.
>Fourth is always angry all the time and devotes every second of the day into breaking everything around them.
>Fifth's personality is gurren lagan.
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>>55004147
There's getting salty over words

and then there's almost having a salt-induced heart attack of anger.

I'm half-expecting /jc/ to show up in a dumb online news article any day now because of some dumb cunt getting so pissed off about a shitshow or argument that they literally gave themselves a heart attack.
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>>55004148
>Caring about anything
>in jumpchain
Why are you even here if not to shit on shitposters for playing jumpchain wrong
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>>55004194
My mind is still blown someone had the audacity to talk about /jc/ on Youtube. Its like thinking about the thought process behind goatse or the eel soup vid, but somehow even more degrading.
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Didn't the True Magics get nerfed hard via retcon in GO? Or am I misremembering?
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What are some good regen powers you can get from safer settings?
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>>55004211
did they mention me
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>>55004165
Desu 4th should be the emotionless shell because logically it should be destroying it's own personality.

5th is dead on tho. 5th is like your asshole friend who convinces you putting a horse in the principal's office is a brilliant prank, and somehow ends up setting the town on fire
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>>55004233
Pretty sure GO isn't canon so it would more be like the True Magics are nerfed in Fate GO as opposed to nerfing them in general.
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>>55004255
Anon, prepare for bad news.
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>>55004236
Omega Regen from X-men movies, Cellular regen from Young Justice, the regen perks from Tokyo Ghoul.
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>>55004239
[spiler]literally who[/spoiler]

>>55004233
I don't think so? Unless you count the idea of "Goetia can do something implied to something similar to the 5th and Kiara somehow literally wanked herself into getting a fragment of the 3rd" as nerfing. Or for that matter, the idea Merlin can use all 5 of them. But I mean the history incineration plan is still reliant on Grails, I don't remember any significant nerfs. The focus of the story just happens to be on something else so they aren't talked about much at all.
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>>55004239
Naw, guy just read the MLG jump and then made a build.
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>>55004269
You have to be fucking kidding me.
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>>55004282
Why, anon of course. For future ease of use, highlight the text you want spoilered and hit ctrl-s.
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>>55004286
I think it's hilarious you're expecting more from Nasu!
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>>55004286
It's weird and convoluted like everything in Fate, but Grand Order is indeed somehow canon. Considering it's a story about time/space fuckery, it might revolve itself as having happened in an instant or never happening at all as far as the greater canon goes.
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>>55004286
Yeeeep. The Third can now turn a cup of noodles into a Heroic Spirit.
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>>55004282
>Or for that matter, the idea Merlin can use all 5
I feel like there are certain heroes in each mythology (both in Fate and real life) that can basically just do whatever they want because "haha, who's going to stop me?".

Heracles threatening to shoot down the sun and fighting death, Thor drinking a significant portion of the ocean, etc.
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>>55004359
Bunyan is Good Civilization
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>>55004370
You forget Hou Yi, Chinese Archer God, who shot down like 9 other suns, which were children of the Jade Emperor burning the earth to death. . .or something.
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>>55004165
>True Magic personalities
Stop making me want to build a companion group consisting of various aspects of Jumper that suddenly gained sapience.
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>>55004282
>Merlin can use all
>can summon himself as a Servant
>made one of the greatest heroes of history because he felt like it
>basically tamed a being created to destroy humanity
How the hell did Solomon beat him out as Grand Caster?
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>>55003383
>Not using The System to consider all perks as skills before using Upgrade and Skill Sharing in a perk share/upgrade combination.
>Using Empty Frame instead of Leaky Limiter when the original for the former goes by low increments and the later goes as much as you use.
>Not doling out powers like candy to NEETs with no hope in life.
>Not running a social experiment to see what happens when you potato a world.
>Not preparing for your own rise as a Jump Chan.

Not sure what will happen but if it isn't Earth then it isn't my problem.
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>>55004370
I wanna point out Thor should be a divine spirit, but Tamamo is apparently one step away from Beasthood if she felt like it, according to Extella Karna can potentially solo two whole teams of elite Servants-including Gil-and still have enough energy to kill what is basically an artificial TYPE, you can straight up summon Ishtar & Artemis.

Oh, and those fucks in Prisma Illya somehow stuck Thor's arm into a class card.

>>55004392
Oh christ is he packing an anti-TYPE noble phantasm? Or will he show up in Extella's sequel to fight Super Saiyan Evil Ameterasu?
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>>55004377
Paul Bunyan is an abomination that is just as confused as everyone else about being a sexualized loli and dwells too hard on philosophical meaning of parsley. Bad Civilization.
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>>55004414
Because Goetia's authorities are "Shit He Stole From Salmon"
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>>55004414
Solomon suggested they cut the position in half. Merlin though it was a trick and agreed to give Solomon the title, but them Solomon just grabbed it and ran.
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>>55004414
Grand Caster Solomon is just Goetia in Solomon's body

The real Solomon is Roman, who then countered Goetia using his shit by removing himself out of existence AND the Throne of Heroes using Ars Nova
You thought Arash's noble phantasm fucked him up badly, that happened
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So is Nasu stuff one of those settings like Terraformars where humanity as a whole is portrayed as shit, but individual humans have the potential to be fuckawesome?
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>>55004414
As far as I can tell, because

a) Merlin was too busy shitposting in Avalon to bother to show up

b) Because Solomon himself is stupid broken. All that shit Goetia can do? Goetia himself straight up said if Solomon had shown up as Grand Caster he could've slapped Goetia's shit into the ground-and he didn't know about his self destruct feature at that point of time. Once Solomon did that, Goetia stopped being a cosmic entity.

Solomon soloed the Grail War he was summoned into before Chaldea was founded. As a Caster. In a series that rags on and on about how Servants are so stronk and OP magic is like a swarm of mosquitoes instead of the phenomenal cosmic power it appears to any modern day human.

>>55004457
Pretty much. It was much, much moreso in the older works like Mahoyo or Tsukihime. Hell, the whole point of Notes is that humanity didn't get it's shit together before they collectively killed the planet with reality cancer.
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So I've decided to not work on any chains until my plate is absolutely clean.

Stop laughing.

I'm probably working on what I said I dropped now that I've got some of my drive back. Also I am amazingly fickle and short sighted.

Expect a lot of jumps soon.
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>>55004457
Nah. Humanity on the whole is awesome, individual humans are awesome, humanity is just in its awkward teen phase trying to figure out what it should become. Humanity in Nasu has raw potential and the ability to change the future. That's their power.
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>>55004482
>Expect them soon
I expect them in a reasonable time frame and with at least two but likely less than a dozen new builds before them. I don't think you can go cold turkey, from either of your habits.
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>>55004194
I mean, 4chan and autists go hand in hand and /jc/ on its worst days barely reaches /m/ levels of shitposting. Look for the cutie honey sperg, the showa faggot or the Namor Autist
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>>55004431
To add insult to injury Solomon's stats are actually pretty shit. All he really has going for him are extremely high Mana and Luck; he has a lower rank in HSDW than Caster because he stutters, and even though he's hyped to hear the Abrahamic God's voice (and the Abrahamic God is wanked crazy hard for no reason in GO; remember this is the guy who gave Solomon his wisdom, and touching the Ark burns through all of Herc's God Hand lives at once) his Revelation is at B. Which is one rank lower than Jeanne's. Who has much, much less bullshit going for her.

At least Karna has more clearly defined limitations to compensate for the fact that he's even more bullshit than his stats say.
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>>55004488
>t. Simon

You know for a series about the inherent awesomeness about humanity you sure spend a lot of time watching your ginger self-insert running around fixing everything, while the majority of people who help you are legendary heroes from the past and practically every modern day mage you interact with is an enemy.
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>>55003187
Right just going to ask this again if anyone missed it
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>>55004514
Dont forget that weird guy that multiposts tirades on /m/, /u/, /h/(?), and /a/ whenever someone posts a yuri ship he doesnt like

That's some real ass autism
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>>55004457
It's weird, all really weird because of Type Moon metaphysics. Basically though, humans are earth cancer in the most awesome way possible, but their power relies on not knowing exactly how shit works and trying to figure out how shit works. Wanting to know, and there being a legend or mystery, can actually make wildly amazing things.

You know physics, modern science, chemistry, all that jazz? None of that actually fucking works in Type Moon's universe, but because humanity thinks it does, it's slowly corrupting the Earth's reality bubble into accepting their laws of reality and causing the world to become schizophrenic and self-destructive.
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For generic Isekai, what would the lowest Divine/Good monster be? Would I be a cherub or something?
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>>55004553
I think the latter two are, no clue about the former.
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>>55004553
Presumably, yes. Jump makers are the ones who upload most of the time
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>>55004515
Is that what a jumper looks like from the perspective of people in-jump?

>His str is E rank, how the fuck did he just hit that guy with a building?
>YOU'RE A BESERKER, YOU CAN'T USE TRUE MAGIC
>STOP IGNORING MY COMMAND SEALS
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>>55004566
Be whatever you want. It's basically an OC setting, so you could just have your chosen species on the bottom rung of the celestial hierarchy.
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>>55004513
Not for lack of trying on my part, but I ended up burning out or getting bored of my last few chains really quickly due to burnout. I'm also waiting on new jumps so I have more material to work with, and jumpmaking and research is an excellent way to speed that up.

Also thread has been having more reruns than usual. We need to get ready for episode 1k guys. We can't just make it a clipshow, damn it
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>>55004514
>Namor Autist
What?
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>>55004596
Baby with wings it is, apt considering I picked the Reborn origin
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>>55004590
>Then it was revealed that Solomon was a Jumper all along who just took a nervousness/stuttering drawback.
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>>55004563
Basically it's all Mage the Ascension because Nasu is a fucking Nerd.
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>>55004590
The first one might be written off as really good reinforcement to be fair. Rin with reinforcement punched the shit out of Medea, Medea buffed a dude to the level of fighting Arturia, a Caster actually good at it trying to buff themselves could probably do cool shit.
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>>55004625
I don't know what that is.
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>>55004624
Nah Solomon's just a perverted nerd
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>>55003182
>Upgrade + Empty Frame + Gacha
Gacha+Protagonist's Luck is cheaper.
Get the winning Gachas way more often
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>>55004641
This thread is literally packed with perverted nerds every single day. That's one of our demographics.
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>>55004627
Rin with Reinforcment surprised Medea enough she stopped casting by punching her in the throat. Medea only got pushed back at all because she was really surprised.

>>55004641
Who wouldn't want to mash those big potatoes?
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>>55004653
Yeah but how many of them are idolfags too
Even if the idol is just Merlin baiting him on Avalonnet
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>>55004675
I always felt that was quite cruel of him to do so.
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>>55004675
Kizuna Ai is getting pretty popular in the states.
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>>55004627
>E- rank in everything except Mana and a magic system which are both EX
>the only spell they know is Reinforcement
>entire fighting style is just reinforcing themself to absolutely ludicrous levels and punching people
What would the reactions to Muscle Wizard Supreme be?
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>>55004625
I wish we had an accepted version of that setting. I'd do it myself, but I wouldn't want to screw up such a major IP.

Also, Crash Bandicoot should be out in the next two days, along with another Jump I've been typing alongside it.
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>>55004582
>>55004589
Thanks, only asked because last time I jumped some stuff that turned out to be uploaded by someone else or not wanted, and got shouted at a little
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>>55004602
So when will you make a "its not my fault i'm not popular" jump?
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>>55004709
Did you mean just making Sanzou?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLCAwJhgimM
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>>55004734
When will you draw a Doujinshi for it?
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>>55004709
Have you ever seen that gif of Rin and Luvia wrestling with everyone on the sidelines some mixture of exasperated and intimidated as pieces of concrete go flying past them like debris from a bomb zone? Pretty much that when you take Berserker to pound town.
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>>55001218
This is the first time I've heard there being such a rule. Care to fill me in, anon?

>>54999962
I know I'm coming to this pretty late, but if the jumpmaker says a perk has limits, then doesn't that mean it does? So, why all the drama about this?
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>>55004709
Isn't that basically what Arturia does? She's actually only on par with a normal human girl except for her mana because of her dragon core and then she uses Prana Burst to buff up to top-end Servant levels.
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>>55004714
Titlets, when will they learn?
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>>55004602
>We need to get ready for episode 1k guys. We can't just make it a clipshow, damn it
Jumpchain Smile-Time Variety Hour?
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>>55004752
When you pay me for a low quality ms paint doujin shipping Heavens and Tomoko. Titled, "It's not my fault I'm overly popular"
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>>55004772
>So, why all the drama about this?
Because some people love to wank themselves raw and trivialise getting things like Ea. The autists have finally shut up, so let's keep this from blowing up again.
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>>55004714
>Crash Bandicoot
Hype!
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>>55004734
Maybe if no one else does, I'll give it a go once I'm not drowning in space monkeys and screaming mecha protagonists.
>>55004794
PRECISELY.
>>55004802
Heh.

That was a good one.
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>>55004811
Seriously for all that some guys like to criticise SB, we have at least some anons much worse than them; who'd unironically tell anyone they argue with to 'go back to SB'.
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>>55001275
>but the fact that you're bringing this up just to argue this shit now, hundreds of threads later
This looks like a ruling about a jump, by the jumpmaker, from when the jump had just came out. The question is, why are you complaining about this now, when this is the way it has been for literally hundreds of threads now?

Maybe you should have brought up your issue then. If the jump makers ruling is invalid to you, then the jump is as well
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>>55004606
A guy who constantly makes threads on /co/ about how Namor isn't a good character and doesn't have good stories, uses the same three arguments on why you are a Namorfag if you don't immediately hate Namor. But at least he just acts like a tsundere and can be understood, unlike the Damifag
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>>55004847
>tfw Aqua will never laugh at your small penis
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>>55004852
>le /tg/ is as bad as SB may-may
Yes, fucking retards find their way here. We also call them out and, just as often as not, run them off. The point isn't that /jc/ is cunt free, it's that we call cunts cunts and don't celebrate their cuntishness for novelty or creativity or some other such participation-trophy level shit.
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>>55004847
>I'll give it a go once I'm not drowning in space monkeys and screaming mecha protagonists.
Is this in jumpchain or your day to day life?
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>Watch Fate/Apo
>Vlad's cool NP
>Can make any number of stakes appear out of anywhere as long as it's in his territory

Damn, now I want that NP. And then upgrade it to EX
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>>55004881
>Your dick will never be called the Holy Sword Excalibur
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>>55004854
Literally no one fucking cares. Buy Mode can buy excaliber, if you don't like it tough shit, fuck off.
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>>55004881
>You have to settle for her screaming in terror and trying to flee from your gigantic penis
Being a jumper is suffering.
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>>55004906
No, my everyday life is full of people twice my age who ruined their own lives continually finding ways to spite each other and be awful human beings while acting like brain-damaged retards. /jc/ is a fucking cakewalk in comparison.

But yeah that's in Jumpchain.
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>>55004881
Quick Anon, which is the more useless goddess
Ishtarin or Aqua
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>>55004852
We're no where near as bad as SB. As often as we have nerfwhore retards peddling their shit around her, at least we can shit on them for it and not have to worry about getting banned like you would on SB.
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>>55004928
The jumpmaker says it can't; where are you getting that it can?
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>>55004734
What would you even want to see in that jump?
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>>55004950
Fuck.... umm, ah Aqu- no Ishtarin. I can't decide. They're both useless and possess below average intelligence
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>>55004852
Well, the difference is simple. While both sides have massively entitled, supremely lazy, endlessly antagonistic power wankers. The ones we have like to be argumentative, crass and anonymous which would be things they can't do on SB. Honestly I can't tell which side has bigger pussies now that I phrase it like this. Important part is to ignore them for the good parts.
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>>55004881
>tfw the hammer will never be your penis
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>>55004952
>Not as bad as SB
>Glad to have the chance to shit on people for 'nerfing' things.
>Actually worse than SB but lacks any self-awareness
You talk with such pride when you should be ashamed.
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>>55004970
>Not in the Jump
>No trip

You will have to forgive me if I don't use it. You, however, are free to nerf yourself as much as you want.
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>>55004950
Ishtarin at least introduces you to her goddess of death friend.
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>>55004970
As someone >>55001540 pointed out there are places where Excaliburs are sold in quantity, but in most place I agree.
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>>55004970
I'm sorry, what jump maker? They aren't here right now, their rulings hold less weight than mine.
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>>55004990
Anon, they don't have self-awareness either. Our guys and their guys are the same.
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>>55004996
But that's ALSO Rin
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>>55004928
Oh, ok. But If were are making shut up now and any perk can do anything you want (instead of the abilities the jumpmaker designed them with)

Why are you just buying Excaliburs, you idiot? Buy Exaltations, since they are weapons.

Or buy your Spark directly, since you aren't even trying anymore.
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>>55005006
Your ruling has negative weight though. You don't matter, because you've never done anything of any merit to matter.
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Moshi moshi Dragon Age desu. I've started. My head is a fuck. I'm thinking of changing Outcast to Commoner and City Born to Noble because if you split all possible origins in the game down the middle you're either one or the other. Your Class and such with your Race would help determine your Origin for writfagging and wank. Are you fine with this idea Y/N.
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>He doesnt use Buy Mode to buy music, not knowing music IS the weapon

Its like you've never played Revolution X
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>>55005020
Yeah but she helps you kill the unkillable, break the unbreakable, row row fight the power.
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>>55004991
Not answering the question, anon. Dishonest of you.

>>55004998
>FFTA excalibus
Okay, that makes sense. Getting them there and that type of excalibur fits what the perks allows, unfortunately that reasonable position isn't the only one the other anon is taking.

>>55005006
Sooo logically then if Valeria makes a ruling I don't like I just need to wait on her going to sleep or taking a break on the thead and I can do whatever I like and noone would shit on me for being a retard? Forgive me if I take this argument with a crapload of salt.
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>>55005006
If a jumpmakers prior published rulings aren't valid if they aren't here, then the jump itself wouldn't work, since it is just one big ruling by the jumpmaker.

Your entire argument is stupid.
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>>55005006
Name: Anonymous
Function: Continuing 6 hour 52 miniute debate about Buy Mode (Jump: Counter-Strike)
Method: Ignoring given evidence and asserting that Anonymous has greater authority than the maker of the Jump and his comments (>>54999962 for more information)
Designation: Shitposter
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>have a bunch of powers based on greed to the point I practically embody the concept
>stack crafting perks
>a lot of crafting perks
>like all of the crafting perks
>at this point even my scrap is worth more than the GDP of entire nations
>just wanted to sell shit and make bank
>but my nature prevents me from selling things for less than they're worth
>have an ever-growing pile of artifacts that I can't sell because they're worth more than all the money
What do?
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>>55005006
Yeah, but you're a faggot who noone cares about. You could say the sky is blue and I'd still look outside to check.
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Yes let the chaos descend further, give in to your hate.
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>>55005086
Good call too, the sky's pretty grey here
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>>55005084
Realize that none of those perks actually do anything because this is a single player imagination game and I'm telling you they don't.
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>>55005043
Oh hey, good to see you weren't deterred. That sounds fine.

Also on a related note, this is just DA:O, right? I'd also like to see a seperate DA2 jump, since I actually liked it despite most people's reactions.
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>>55005087
Never! You've failed your highness. I shall be a jedi, like anon before me!

>>55005084
Redefine value somehow maybe? Using a perk off-switch like Toggle from Young Justice long enough to sell them?
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>>55005084
Keep a hoard of hideously valuable works in your warehouse? Not a lot else you can do
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>>55005043
Give give us elvish waifus (and husbandos) and I shall be content!
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>>55005084
Inflation reduces the value of the artifacts, simply because there's a lot of them now.

At some point, they'll be affordable for people you want to sell them to.

Just keep churning them out.
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>>55005043
Y

Thank you for making this, Wanderer's Jump doesn't do the setting justice. Not even close
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>>55005043
This will end badly, please stop.
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>>55004988
>Important part is to ignore them for the good parts.
Argumentative assholes are our good parts. Everyone else is an autistic nerfwanker pussy who needs to get out and go back to their SB hugbox. That is to say, fuck off if you can;t take the heat.
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>>55005165
>Argumentative assholes are our good parts.
Why do I think you are an 'argumentative asshole' trying to spin being a complete failure at positive socialising as somehow being a good thing.

>>55005163
Why would it 'end badly' anon? Seriously, i haven't been following this.
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What about a Dragon Age Jump based off of the board game by Green Ronin?
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>>55005165
>That is to say, fuck off if you can;t take the heat.
Do you know how I can tell you're an idiot? Look at the quote, there's a clue.
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>>55005209
Because Val's threatening to sperg out and leave.
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>>55005209
>Why do I think you are an 'argumentative asshole' trying to spin being a complete failure at positive socialising as somehow being a good thing.
Because you're new to the chans?
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>>55005161
>>55005163
Gentlemen, resolve your differences and >pic related
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>>55005165
Anon, you're getting it turned around, SB is where all the power wankers go. Go be with your people.
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>>55004970
The jump maker says you can't, but the perk says you can, so I'm just going to use the perk as it says it works instead of following an arbitrary ruling made in the thread literally over a year ago as if it were religious dogma when its more vague about its own parameters than the original perk was. Buy Mode can buy any weapon unique or not, and no jumpmaker ruling to the contrary will ever change that.
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>>55005209
Anon is redoing/updating an old jump made by someone else who isn't around anymore.
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>>55005240
Proof?
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>>55005240
Only if it gets posted on the drive and she really only said that the guy making it wouldn't like the results. Not, to say that I agree with the guy but she didn't really say she would do anything.
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>>55005252
Anon, don;t you understand that I'm not a powerwanker, but in fact, you're just a nerfwanker? Why don't you fuck off to reddit or something.
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>>55005269
There isn't any. It's anons reading into a statement by Val and creating a narrative around it. Just ignore.
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>>55005084
Loan things out at prices they can afford.
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>>55005262
Why doesn't anon redo a better setting with a shitty jump?
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>>55005126
>this is just DA:O, right?
Technically 2 will happen in the span of the jump so I am including important things from it as such. I've played both games for a total of over a thousand hours so I don't think I'll fuck it up. I know the timeline pretty well. I was the one who originally mentioned that Inquisition didn't take place in the jump so I am in spirit related to that getting made. I will be including a +0CP complication that starts you off during Dragon Age: The Stolen Throne but no further back. You will have to stay until your jump would normally be up.

Criticism welcome as before.
>>55005163
https://youtu.be/eFTLKWw542g
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It's literally just a fucking shitposter you guys
When will you fucking learn that nothing anyone ever does here can ever be done in good faith, everything is a shitposting attempt somehow, and the only way to be safe is to automatically assume the worst of everyone
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>>55005255
So the jumps a year old and was written by someone who is now gone but should be taken as gospel; but the comments and notes written by the same guy but didn't find their way into an update are the same age and yet too old to be considered and should be disregarded?
Do you even have any dick left after wanking that hard?

>Buy Mode can buy any weapon unique or not, and no jumpmaker ruling to the contrary will ever change that.
>But mode works the way I want it to, damn the guy who actually wrote it.
>Such retarded autistic entitled wankery
I've gone from annoyed to outright chuckling at you. Thanks, buddy.
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>>55005240
She does seem to take the decorum around Jumps and the Jumpmaking process that we've built up pretty seriously. Look at how heated things got over claims a few months back. Direct commandeering of a preexisting Jump is hitting the red button even harder apparently.
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>>55005043
Just gonna come out and say it: you're a piece of shit if you do this, and it will be a net negative for the community. Just stop. Find another property to turn into a jump. Hell, do a Dragon Age novel or something.
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>>55005275
>>55005283
Thanks anons. I was getting a little worried there. Damned shitposter scumbags getting me worried over nothing.
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>>55005248
>>55005276
You're trying really hard to spin this "I'm a total 4chan bro, bro" angle. Now you're just making yourself look like some offsite hosebag trying to fit in by being a douche.
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>>55005298
>everything is a shitposting attempt somehow, and the only way to be safe is to automatically assume the worst of everyone
Oh, so you are the shitposter trying to shitpost by telling us that you adn everyone else are shitposting. Nice try Satan, I see through your shit!
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>>55005311
>Look at how heated things got over claims a few months back.
That was personal for Val because of Rose.
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>>55005365
Yeah, definitely an offsiter. Thanks for exposing yourself. I'm gonna go back to my day now.
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>>55005352
lolok
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>>55005297
Oh, huh. I thought 2 was outside of the 10 years by like halfway through the game.
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>>55005382
That proves nothing. Using a different machine or browser causes the (you)s to change.
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Sorry about that anon, mistook you for the asshole in the room on accident.
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>>55005394
Act 1 isn't, Act 2 probably isn't, and Act 3 likely is outside of the 10 year timeline from DA:O
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>>55005406
Meant to reply to this but I dragged the image and fucked it up and had to resend it. >>55005382
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>>55005310
>Single Player Imagination game
If you care about jump maker rulings that are buried in the archives where they belong, keep that to yourself, no one cares, it doesn't matter. If it mattered that much they would have put it in the fucking jump, but they didn't, so piss off.
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>>55005439
>keep that to yourself, no one cares, it doesn't matter.
Everyone except you thinks it does.
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>>55005394 >>55005422
(9:30-9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age: Origins (Game)
(9:30 Dragon) Dragon Age II- Prologue (Game)
(9:30-9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age: Origins- Return to Ostagar (DLC)
(9:30-9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age: Origins- The Stone Prisoner (DLC)
(9:30-9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age: Origins- Warden’s Keep (DLC)
(9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age Origins: The Revelation (Digital comic)
(9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age Origins- The Final Battle (Game)
(9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age: Warden's Fall (Web series)
(9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age: Origins- Awakening (Webcomic)
(9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age: Origins- Awakening (Game Expansion)
(9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age: Origins- Golems of Amgarrak (DLC)
(9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age 2: The World- Anders (Short Story)
(9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age 2: The World- Varric (Short Story)
(9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age 2: The World- Isabela (Short Story)
(9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age 2: The World- Merrill (Short Story)
(9:31 Dragon) Dragon Age II- Act 1 (Game)
(9:31-9:34 Dragon) Dragon Age: Redemption (Web series)
(9:31-9:37 Dragon) Dragon Age II: Mark of the Assassin (DLC)
(9:31-9:37 Dragon) Dragon Age II: The Black Emporium (DLC)
(9:31-9:37 Dragon) Dragon Age II: The Exiled Prince (DLC)
(9:31-9:37 Dragon) Dragon Age II: Legacy (DLC)
(9:32 Dragon) Dragon Age: Origins- Witch Hunt (DLC)
(9:34 Dragon) Dragon Age II- Act 2 (Game)
(9:34 Dragon) Dragon Age II- Act 2 (Webcomic)
(9:37 Dragon) Dragon Age II- Act 3 (Game)

http://bsn.boards.net/thread/1913/dragon-age-media-timeline

Nope, my dudes. All is good.
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>>55005439
It seems like quite a few people care actually. More people than you. So it kinda looks like you're faced with the option of being wrong or saying you're going to have it work like how you want it to work. You can admit it matters or that nothing matters.
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>>55005439
You don't care, you want it not to matter but it does. The perk does what the maker says it does, you little twit and being hostle to others isn't going to change that. If you want to sit at home and mentally wank to the image of getting all sorts of things from the perk that you shouldn't be able to get, then fine; but when you start talking about it here like your headwank is fact, and then try to ignore what the jumpamker explicitly said, then you're crossing the line and you need to shut up or fuck off and wank in private.
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>>55005484
>What is?
Having a waifu harem who love you deeply and cater to your every whim.
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>>55005470
Who thinks it matters besides you? You've been posting about this shit continuously for fucking hours since you brought it up and insisting nonstop that it's relevant. It doesn't fucking matter. You are the only one. Everyone else is just here to shit on everyone else because that's what we do when arguments happen. I honestly don't even think you give a shit, since I expect you're just doing it to stir up shitposts which you're no doubt producing by responding to your own bait.
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>>55005439
Wow, you don't know a thing about how jumpchain works, do you? How new are you?
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>>55005483
So DA2 is well within the DA:O timeline. Is that what I'm reading?
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>>55005522
Do we all have to submit screeshots to prove that multiple people don't agree with your idiocy? Oh, wait, it'll just be 'photoshop' or 'different browser'. How about you manup, shut up and go wank in private rather than sharing your unwelcome mess here.
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>>55005483
Oh, huh. Well neat.

Snarky!Hawke waifu is a go!
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>>55005533
I think so? It's a really weird looking timeline.
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>>55005504
What the fuck can't it do? It can't produce unique items? No, fuck you, it can, because the jump maker left that deliberately vague in subsequent posts in the same thread, and clearly it isn't the power of the items that matter either. The entire argument is retarded from the beginning because the ruling you're defending is fucking meaningless, you're only fucking defending it to be contrarian asshole and tell people that they can't do something when they totally can even with the restrictions of a retarded ruling which isn't worthy of the respect it's being given.
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>>55005533
Yep. Nearly four spare years.
>>55005549
I think I should include a +0CP drawback that sticks you with a variant of your own character from the games. I at least thought about it. I don't know. There is technically no canon world state though there is a default one.
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>>55005522
I haven't even been involved with this shit until now. But the thread was just mocking a guy for saying jumpmakers should update their jump for every ruling they make the other day.
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>>55005548
How about you go back to SB and take your Limitwanking with you? You're the one that's fucking unwelcome. Your brought it up in the first place because you wanted to start a shitstorm by telling people that a perk can't do what they've been using it for. Why? Because that's all you want to do. You just want to shit on jumpchain by bringing up old shit.
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>>55005575
"Fuck fuck retarded fucking fucking asshole retarded" it's like you have literary tourettes. Do you know how we know you're shitposting? It's because you're trying to reply to one person like you're in an equal argument instead of everyone replying out of boredom to tell you you're wrong.
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>>55005575
>What the fuck can't it do?
Because the guy who made it said so.
If you can find a creative way around it, then gret, share that I'd like to hear that. But if all you are going to do is insist that he must have meant something else or fuck 'em I'll do what i want, then you aren't playing by the same rules as the rest of us and we won't be interested.

>argument is meaningless
And yet it has enough meaning for you to persist.

I've had enough arguing with an autistic child and shan't be posting any more on this.

>>55005610
Hmm, sure sweetie. Like I said, I've had enough of you.
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>>55005579
>I think I should include a +0CP drawback
Dude, do not make this jump. Is the DA:O jump flawed? Undeniably. But that isn't a good enough reason to ignore the no-replacement jumps rule. If you've enjoyed your time here, if you like this hobby, please just stop.
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>>55005579
>variant of your own character
I like that idea.

Though my Hawke and Warden were both dudes...
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>>55005610
Wait, you're confusing me. I thought we accused Spacebattles of wanking limits away, not wanking them into place. Have I been getting it wrong this whole time?
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>>55005612
>It's because you're trying to reply to one person like you're in an equal argument instead of everyone replying out of boredom to tell you you're wrong.
I'm literally replying to only one person because you're wrong. Only one person believes that this ruling is worth a damn, and they aren't me.
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>>55005629
Not like it'll make it onto the drive anyway.
>>55005633
F.
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Cykl Wiedźmiński as a franchise, chronologically speaking, begins long before the games and shouldn't crossover into the games (which Mad_Hatter covered).

Will I get shit for actually finish this Jump?
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>>55005629
You or someone an awful lot like you have asked him multiple times. He's doing it, so stop pleading with him.
It won't be accepted on the drive because it's a replacement without permission but there's nothing stopping him from getting the fun of making it, or us the fun of jumping it.
So calm your tits.
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Why can't this autistic shitposting instead be directed that the guy trying to make a replacement jump? You know, they guy who deserves autistic shitposting?
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>>55005647
His argument is whatever suits him. Typical shitpsoting. He knows he's wrong and is just keeping the argument going to be an ass.

>>55005651
I hope to god you are someone else making a joke out of the idiot and not him saying that unironically.

>>55005659
I'm not familiar with the property, FUAnon, but I'd guess it's okay. So long as its distinct and offers different things, I think it should be fine.
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>>55005659
*finishing

Come on me! I know I don't need to use standard English here, but there is a limit
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>>55005629
>DA:O jump
It's not even a jump. There are literally 0 perks, just a handful of items, and Agent of the Darkspawn is some OC bullshit unless you're squinting really hard while looking at the Architect.
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>>55005662
It's a slippery slope the one you tread upon. Turning back is the wisest course of action. But then, if you were wise, you would never have trod this way in the first place.
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>>55005684
What makes you think they're not the same person and that this isn't all an elaborate ruse?
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>>55005684
Holy fuck, the jump isn't gonna make it onto the drive because it is a replacement jump without permission but that shouldn't stop him from making the fucking jump and posting it to the thread. If the guy is having fun making what could be a better version of a jump then let him and just don't let it onto the drive. That fucking simple.
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>>55005662
Riiiiight. Just like Blades not replacement, not for /jc/ Bleach jump didn't make it into the thread.
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>>55005659
Nah. It's a completely separate continuity with major discrepancies between the two.
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>>55005695
Nah that's definitely our current shitposter. Aggressive blatant lies is their signature at this point.
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>>55005712
We don't fucking accept that logic anywhere else in jump chain, why the hell would we start with this? That fucker needs to stop this shit or move over to SB, we don't tolerate that shit here.
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>>55005699
>It's a slippery slope the one you tread upon.
I'm not treading on anything anon. I'm just recognising I have little to no power over someone else over the internet. Like a mature adult.
I feel like you're making assumptions about me, anon. You shouldn't.

>>55005708
Not impossible. But neither are worth getting stressed out over.
If the repalcment guy is a shitposter then getting stressed is what he wants and he'll never produce anything anyway.

>>55005712
I agree. Either way it isn't worth getting stressed out over.
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The jump's probably not going to get made, anyway.

If shitpost jumps were easy to make, we'd see more of them.
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>>55005712
I get that you're new and this is really frustrating for you, but this is one of the rules we all play by. You don't get to passive-aggressively break it. This is an attempt at a replacement jump. If it was just for his use he'd make it and we wouldn't hear shit about it. This bullshit of trying to make it with the thread is an attempt to get it on the drive or just shitpost about it.
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>>55005751
>we x3
Don't speak for me, anon. Speak for your own worthless self.
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>>55005760
A little rough right now, but you'll eat your words, Kemosabe.
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>>55005765
>I get that you're new
>Being patronising is charming
People who don't agree with you aren't automatically 'new'. Be a bit wiser and realise that other people can have opinions other than yours without being ignorant.

>>55005765
>This is an attempt at a replacement jump
Which won't get accepted anyway. So chill, you autist.
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>>55005774
I'll speak for you if I want to you little bitch, you don't know what's fucking good for you, you will reject that replacement jump or you will burn in the fires with the shitposter when the time comes.
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>>55005765
10/10 for being a patronising shitheel.
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>>55005810
I speak for you when I say your momma never loved you and you should go jump in front of a bus as you don't know what's best for yourself, idiot_anon.
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>>55005755
I make no assumptions. I only state facts. Creating Jumps "just for the thread" is only a few short steps away from replacement Jumps making it to the Drive. If nothing else, it erodes at the foundation of the rule. It does not matter that it will not get accepted. That is a given in this debate.

It is a concept that should not be entertained or encouraged.
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>>55005787
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>>55005810
Know what? I'm actually entertained by this shitposting. Can we get more of this instead of the Timmy Style stuff people usually default too? This kinda feels like arguing with Cartman.
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>>55005787
Try the board game? I don't want to weigh in on this desu

>>55005720
Point. That and no one seems to know anything about 'either' setting

>>55005695
Thanks mang, it should do. Need to finish up Crash and pic maybe related
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>>55005839
And none of us have any power to stop this from happening, anon.
You're caring so much over something you can't affect.
Brutus wouldn't let it on the drive, especially if he was warned ahead of time. Everything else is just dust on the wind and not worth this much fuss.

And, yeah, you were making assumptions. That post was my first on this topic and yet you were clearly assuming otherwise.

> I only state facts
I could tell you were a pretentious knob from your first post, there's no need to hammer the point further home.
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>>55005866
Hey, FUAnon, weren't you working on the Darth Bane jump? How's that coming along?
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>>55005843
Me too.

>>55005866
Good luck, FUAnon. I look forward to your next jump and thanks for all your hard work.
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Do we have any training rooms that would let us fight past opponents?
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>>55005843
Most fun I've had in a long while.
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>>55005866
How many memes are going to be in the Crash jump?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqPJisaEBYw
I feel that too many memes can ruin a jump, but one or two references might be fine.
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>hundreds of posts wasted on a stupid argument about a stupid ruling
What's next, are you dumb motherfuckers going to band together in defense of the Dr. Who jump next?
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>>55005899
The Arena supplement. Dojo mode from Killer Instinct maybe, but I think that depends on how well you know your past opponents abilities.
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>>55005878
Oh my. You have wounded my heart with your insults. I weep and weep at such cruel barbs thrust into my soul. Never shall I recover the strength of will to combat such stings. Does it make you happy to have wounded me so?
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>>55005918
I can't tell if you're the tourettes anon or someone new to the discussion who doesn't understand what just happened.
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>>55005918
If this argument happened at a different time of day, the positions would have been reversed.
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>>55005918
Dr Who is a masterpiece you SB powerwanking nerfherder Tumblrite, ragh, rahh, ra, ReeeeeeEEEEEE!!!
Joking, obviously
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>>55005888
>Hey, FUAnon, weren't you working on the Darth Bane jump? How's that coming along?

It'll be done with Cykl Wiedźmiński, I've done some pretty heavy revisions to my 'style'. The flavour of the Jump remains the same though, so the three S's will still be present

Sith, Sorcery and Slaves

>>55005893
Thanks mang, I appreciate the warmth

>>55005911
I'll do some research for the cream of the meme crop for you, Anon.
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>>55005990
That was a good attempt, but our other guy had more "holier than thou" and spread his crassness out a bit more.
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>>55005927
I really couldn't have cared less if I did or didn't, but thanks, your melodramatic response was actually pretty funny.
Here, have a creepy looking guy for no particular reason.
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>>55005839
Kek
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>>55005946
I've been here, but I've been hiding every post as it was made. The only thing I know is that it's been going on since near the beginning of the thread until now, and that anyone who defends that ruling is a hypocrite who also likely ignores any number of other rulings they don't like because they think they're stupid or pointless or shitty, and recognize that those rulings are commonly accepted thread canon as not mattering.
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>>55006006
>Sith, Sorcery and Slaves
Oh la la. I'm looking forwward to that!
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Reminder that in the LoT jump, there is literally an item that was ruled to rape you in your sleep if you buy it by babs in the thread but nowhere in the jump. Rulings, amiright?
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>>55005990
>nerfherder
I see what you did there.
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>>55006006
>Cykl Wiedźmiński
No idea what that means but looking forward to some Twi'leks.
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>>55006044
That's hot.
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>>55006044
>rulings = jokes
You need more discernment I think. Prove me wrong and post some proof that he said that, plz.

>>55006049
I think its the novels the Witcher was based on or inspired by.
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Babs also made a ton of rulings on both paths in LoT and went out of his way to say in no uncertain terms that winning the broken deadlight path is impossible, and that all your perks fail full stop against the Chaos Gods
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>>55006057
Anon, stahp! You have no idea which item it was! It could have been a chainsword!
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>Want to import my weapon as the Elder Wand
>Also want to import it as a Goblin Made Sword
Wat do?
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hows the Black Crusade jump coming along?
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>>55006006
Nice, glad to hear it. I look forward to engaging in some sorcerous shenanigans.
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>>55006089
Wait for the elder wand to show up in the new Harry Potter movies (it will) and hope it gets added to the Fantastic Beasts Jump?
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>>55006087
I'm a Slaanesh worshippers.

That's even hotter.
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>>55005920
Alright thank you, never heard of The Arena supplement before though.
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>>55005787
Just gonna chime in for a moment to thank you for making this despite all the shitposters reee'ing again. Don't let yourself be discouraged.
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>>55006108
>CCDT makes a Jump for each film
>I fill my pants due to incontinence
Life is good
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>>55006108
>(it will)
Is this hope or a spoiler for the movies, anon?

>>55006100
About as well as your personal life. So, you tell us?
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>>55006138
I too am excited by the idea, and eeew
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Okay, so I tried reading German Hollow Quest but couldn't stand the text, so could anyone who knows what the plot is fill me in on the rough and short of it so I don't have to read it?
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>>55006142
It's a guarantee.
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>>55006142
>Is this hope or a spoiler for the movies, anon?
Not a spoiler, unless you haven't read or seen the earlier Harry Potter books/movies. Dumbledore originally got the elder wand by defeating Grindelwald, a story that is all but guaranteed to be in the new movies.
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>>55006109
BRETHREN! I shall play the dirge of Slaanesh while you worship her!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsGRsDe3iRw
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>>55006100
I hope it is going well, but Red appears to have taken another break from the thread so it could be a while before we see anything.
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>>55006157
A nazi becomes a hollow and is ironically a better person as a soul eating monster.
He eats souls in Autchwitz, goes to Heuro Mundo makes friends and developes his op nano-hollow power.
Accidently revives some of the long lost plant life of euco Mundo giving hollows an alternative food source.
Become Aizen's bitch then makes Aizen his bitch with cancer.
Has the Hogyoku and a mad scientist hollow buddy - stuff happens and filler is fucked by a vasto lorde arrancar.

And that is a very crude summary. Hope you find it useful.
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>>55006109
Eh, Slaneshi harlots, you cannot being to comprehend the majesty of Tzeentch.
Your fickle pleasures are nothing compared to the satisfaction of a well-laid plan coming to fruition!
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>>55006214
You've bitten bait and should feel bad.
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>>55006218
Halibel is the only woman who reeks of fish that I'm still attracted to
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>>55006192
THANK YOU, BROTHER!

>>55006231
Oh, oh YES! Plan HARDER. RAM your fruition INSIDE me! Oh, baby. Lay me out.
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>>55006231
But can Tzeentch see why children love cinnamon toast crunch?
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We have six Exalted jumps, correct?
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Are there any perks to give someone morals?
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>>55006299
Sugar.

I'm great at parties.
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>>55006218
>op nano-hollow power
>makes Aizen his bitch with cancer
Is the jump version of Nano-hollows like this?
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>>55006324
If you count the Gauntlet, yes. If Abyssal ever returns, we may have seven
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>>55006343
Its been a while since I looked at it, but I think so.
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>>55006347
What are some jumpmakers that made a claim and never came back?
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>>55006463
The guy who claimed SWTOR's been gone for a while and I remember some Anon wanted to make CthulhuTech before getting bullied off the thread. Beyond that, I haven't really made a note of any others
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>>55006499
Brutus definitely didn't leave anon, we would be up shit creek if he was gone.
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>>55006521
It was Brutus? Cool, then we might get SWTOR
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>>55003670
Tree shrew -> Monkey -> Ape -> Human
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>>55005043
You're either samefagging your positive replies or the shitposter is. Either way, you're breaking the rules to be a spiteful cunt.
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Ever been possessed, /jc/? What about the other way around?

Either way, what was it like?
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>>55005043
After reading other posts, I have to retract >>55005161
I do believe the original Jump is poor, but the precedence would be a dangerous one
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>>55006636
I haven't been to Fate/ yet, but I want to be possessed by Jeanne.
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>>55006633
Well, I've been positive and I'm not the shitposter, so you can go shove it.

And now you'll claim that I am the shitposter because you'll be damned if you're actually original for once.
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>>55006633
>Don't agree with me, then everyone is the shitposter.
>No one can possibly have a different opinion without shitposting of some sort!
>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>55006636
A female ghost possessed me to feel what a male orgasm is like.
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>>55006696
>>55006725
Don't be too mean to the lad, anons. He's being unintentionally hilarious.
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>>55006740
Ever thought that maybe I'm being intentionally hilarious! Suck on that.
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>>55006696
>>55006725
You are screaming and stomping your feet trying to remove the rules. Of course you're shitposters.
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>>55006636
I possessed Gendo in Evangelion. I used his body to sabotage SEELE and lead NERV against the Angels, and once that was done I left his body and took the final boss role. Before I possessed him, though, I stole his heart Persona 5 style. So by the time I left his body, he was a much better man, and was able to eventually repair his bond with Shinji.
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>>55005712
Posting it in the thread in an attempt to get people to play it instead and have people argue it should be legitimate. That is a replacement.
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>>55006006
>Slaves

Niiiiiice.

Glad to see you again, FUAnon.
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>>55006781
Sure. That's what we are doing and that's what we all are. Because you said so it must be true.
Also, stop projecting your tantrums onto other people, 'kay, thnx.
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>>55006728
Backstory time?
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>>55006636
I've taken several drawbacks that left me possessed, and the rolled for the results, after I got the same results in three jumps I decided that it's what happens every time. That being, it's impossible to actually get rid of what's possessing me, but neither can what's possessing me actually take control over me, instead we're just sort of stuck with each other and we annoy one another making it a very frustrating experience. It's kind of like having a backseat driver, or playing a video game with someone constantly telling you how they want you to play the game.
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>>55006781
I'm not going to dignify you with any further response. At this point it pretty obvious what you are and I've bitten enough bait for today.
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>>55006945
>hat's what we are doing
>Encouraging someone to make a rule breaking jump
>Not breaking the rules
Are you stupid?
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>>55006967
Oh yes anon, I'm sure someone upset at you for wanting replacement jumps, who knows how bad that shit will go and how that'll drive off jumpmakers, is totally your shitposter. Not you, who supports those things.
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>>55006919
Nice to see you too :3c

Got to go and make din-dins
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Are there any items that are immune to hostile magic or similar effects?
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>>55005787
Couple issues. One, the font is to small. Two, there isn't any actual content here besides locations.
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>>55006975
Wow, are you in kindergarden, mate? Does your parents know that you're on their computer?
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>>55006989
>Not you, who supports those things.
Not support, positive. Not the same thing.
I recognise that I can't stop him and don't want to stress out over it, you on the other hand do want to get all huffy over it.
Not caring and advising others to not care is not supporting, anon.
But seriously, this is enough. I've already said everything i need to and will not repeat myself. Next time I'll just like you all Reee yourselves into having a stroke.
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