>Dis git kuffs youz upzide da head >"Oi! Iz youz a

Did he hit me from the front or behind

>>54977616
Behind

>>54977603
>Tell the Goff lad i'z Gork,
>Punch out iz teef cos i'z ak chuly Mork

>>54977603
>tellyports behind da git
>pssh nothing personal boy
>I'z da morkiest ork
>tellyports da git into the nearest solid object

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>>54977713

>>54977603
Slug him back

>>54977603

Oi! I knock da git roight in da nose. All cunnin' n' brutal, uv course.

>>54977603
>oi'm a gomorker

>>54977958
whisper ">npc"
360 and walk away

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>>54977603
Probably screech before tearing his face off. Or maybe give some tongue action, if you know what I'm saying.

You didn't say I had to be an Ork...

>>54977627
Then he's a morker. Probably.
Unless he's a gorker.
I hit him back hard enough that he can't hear what I'm saying when I answer and we have a laugh afterwards

>>54977603
Mork, because if he followed Gork he would have just lodged his choppa in my brain

>>54977603
"YES"
Then take his flashy bitz while he's confused and run away.