Your party just stumbled upon 4 mi-go(normally equipped)

Ask them what they think of lovecrafts works.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>54964956
Roll to seduce.

>>54964956
Put me in one of them brain jars daddy o!

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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>54966547
I also roll to seduce but I'm sexier then this anon.

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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>54966577
No, no you're not.
In fact, you're both pretty fucking ugly.

I roll to attack

Rolled 1, 4, 2, 4, 2, 6 = 19 (6d6)

>>54964956
Fire the Shurken Cannons on my War Walker.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>54966671
I roll to seduce you.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>54964956
Time to con these suckers out of their valuables.

Rolled 2, 5, 6 = 13 (3d6)

>>54966721
Alright, 3 hits. Now rolling to wound. Let's assume Mi-Go have 6<toughness<12, so I'll need 5+.

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>54966733
Will save!

Rolled 4, 6 + 10 = 20 (2d6 + 10)

>>54966671
Alright one hit, let's make this count. Do Mi-Go have DR?

>>54966733
>>54966758
Hah ha! You're still very ugly!

>>54964956
I invite them to go to the mini-golf

>>54964956
They get stepped on by giants since 50% of the party are giants to fight kaiju

>>54964956
How well do they survive anti-tank missiles, armour penetrating laser cannons and gauss weaponry?
If that doesn't work how about an orbital MAC cannon?

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I ask them where the good-looking eldritch beings are

>>54964956
According to cataclysm:dds, unless you have a gun you are fucked.