This is Niv-Mizzet, leader of the best guild in all of Ravnica

>>54954231
Nice wings

>>54954231
Wheres Jace?

>>54954231
You command a guild of 100% faggots. What say you?

>>54954231
I'm sad his subordinates fucked his plan to be the most powerful being on the plane.

>>54954231
>leader of the best guild in all of Ravnica
Last I heard he leads the Izzet Dorks, not the Boros Bros.

>>54954231
I like how his purple dick is a couple size categories smaller than would normally be expected for a dragon his size.

>>54954283
They are only 96.4583334% faggots, trust me I checked.

I like how the Firemind possessed me without blowing my head up.

>>54955879
It's the blue mana
makes your dick small

>>54954231
I like his Curiosity.

He'll probably taste like chicken after we crush and eat him.

>>54957192
Gruul fags go home... oh wait, you have no home because youre forgotten rejects. Sorry

>>54954231
He looks fuckin' awesome.

>>54954231
He definitely has some of the cleverest flavor text in the game.

>>54954231
Why is Izzet so fucking boring?
>draw
>deals damage
>-X/-0
>shit counterspells
Can't RU be a bit more interesting?

>>54954231
I don't understand, that isn't Rakdos.
Where is my bonus demon daddy, OP?

>>54957561
U/R "Combo" decks are the most boring shit. Especially in EDH because all paths lead to lab maniac > game.

>>54955914
Is this assuming traps are gay or not?

>>54954231
I like his head frill things. They're visually appealing to me on dragons.

>>54954231
He makes my dick hard

>>54957561
>draw into damage
>damage into draw
If you can get a good tempo going you'll be having fun in no time

>>54954231

good luck getting a spark, shitwings

you're just a big dragon in a small pond

>>54956977
And his Keen Sense.

>>54954231
cuck

Why have I seen several commander decks with you, but each one is played by an overweight asshole with a fedora?


And when did you take over the Golgari?

>>54957785
Traps exist in a quantum gay/not gay state until you check them.

>>54954231
>best guild in all of Ravnica

Izzet is the *holds up spork* of guilds.

>>54955490
>this idiot doesn't want to SCIENCE for better efficiency in enforcing JUSTICE

Stay fucking pleb while I go out with your qt angel waifu.

>>54958918
Who fucking wants a spark in nuMagic? It's a shit deal. Enslaving a planeswalker is almost strictly better.

>>54965305
I hope Niv Mizzet enjoys getting cucked by Bolas then because Ral's ass belongs to him now.

>>54954231
I'm not up on my lore, but I didn't know Niv took over the Golgari. Nice job drago!

>>54954803
what happened

>>54954231
He would make fine scale armor.

>>54963303
>an izzet being able to have a conversation with an angel, let alone take her out for a date, without spilling his spaghetti everywhere
This isn't one of your animes, nerd

>>54957742
Not necessarily. Got a Niv in my meta and that guy wins with Mind Over Matter shenanigans. Fuck that card, by the way. Always makes me go GG Niv.

>>54965462
>>54961837
>liking the shit farmers

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>>54954231
>This is Niv-Mizzet, bitch of the best guild in all of Ravnica

If you insist.

>>54966023
>t-t-these gauntlets shoot out electricity
>i m-made them for you
>m-my m-m-m-muse
>pls respond

>>54962147
Schrodinger's Trap.

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>>54954231
I like Izzet when you add black and swap out the red for white

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>>54970878
What you're describing is lame, but if it was a dorky izzet girl giving the gauntlets to a boros chad it could be funny/cute

>>54972764
Ah, i see you are intelligent my friend.

>>54967996
Manure is a perfectly viable fertilizer!

>>54975168
Whatever you say, shitboy

>>54965403
He already knows Ral is a spy and set some explosives on him for next time he meets Bolas.

>>54954231
Bolas' Fuckboy

>>54974077
He'd just throatfuck her as thanks for the gloves, what's so funny or cute about that?

>>54980755
Throat fucking can be cute

>>54983015
No it can't

>>54954231
Fine majesty!

>>54954231
I appreciate your many scientific contributions to Ravnican society. Also killing Nephilim, I appreciate that too. And your frills are quite attractive.

>>54954231
(Z->)90°-(E-N2W)90°t = 1