>that campaign that started out really promising and ended

>inb4 sauce

>during sauce

>>54936932
>>54936814
google image search gives sauce

iqdb first result comments give you context

>>54936814
>>54936932
This is sauce as old as the hills guys.
Otameshidouga Pretty Pridot Dounyuhen My Eager Blowjober

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>modern fantasy setting with an imminent alien threat
>political leader sends group to clear out a dungeon full of bandits and low level monsters

>in post-sauce

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>>54936701
>Start game of Magical Burst (it's a magical game game based loosely on Madoka Magica)
>DM introduces a bunch of cool concepts. Tells us that in ancient times humans prayed to goddesses who created these things call "Catalysts" that allowed those in their image to use magic, and that catalysts took on the personality of the last person to use them and could be used again by someone with a similar personality and lots of cool world building like that.
>As the campaign goes on, we start finding these hidden caches left behind by a magical girl who apparently came before us, detailing experiments she had performed on catalysts, youma (the enemy monsters) and even live humans to try to find a way to undo magic.
>Further terrible implications happen when this and other evidence basically points to the goddesses being beings that seed planets with life, fuck off to sleep for a few millenia while their seed grows, then wake up to consume all life on the world as their way of feeding, and magical girls are basically just pest-control to keep the other eldritch horrors out of the goddess' vegetable patch
>Campaign is literally ramping up to us having to fight magical gods for the sake of our planet.
>And then... the character who's caches/journals/research we've been following shows up... still alive.
>Things basically turn into DMPC hell.
>DMPC tells us theres a "resistance movement" already planning for this apocalypse, instead of us the players figuring out what to do.
>DMPC also basically tells us no, we can;t join the resistance, and to fuck off and leave her alone
>DMPC is also wayyy stronger than us
>Next 2 sessions are us just floundering around, getting hard-locked out of doing anything interesting, and the DM wanking over his Sue effortlessly killing things that are tough for our party then talking shit about it.
>Show up for a third session that seems to be more of this shit
>Close the game window and leave the Discord.

>in post-post sauce

>post-apoc setting
>get hyped up for RPing scrounging for shit to try and make weapons
>"Here, anons! Let me describe how you are able to scrounge weapons and armor just moments after you arrive!"
>Proceed to have an adventure just like all the other ones except now the bandits have pink mohawks.

>>54936701
part 1 was great, part 2 was a turn off.

>GM promises hard sci-fi deep space colony ship a hundred miles long, play part of the awake crew tending to sleeping passengers, no to low combat, but politics and tough choices.
> i was a fool, and believed this.
>Make engineer, tinkerer, maxed out repair and build robot helper with starting resources.
>other players are two doctors (mind and body, i forget which was which), a navigator / pilot, and a botanist / farmer.
>Game starts.
>First session, Super Hardcore Invincible Alien Megaforce attacks the ship and kills 100% of the sleeping passengers / NPC crew
>Our party is captured.
>Tossed into an arena to fight for the alien's amusement.
>There was no session 2.

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>>54936701
>session zero
>dm wants to get a feel for how we want to play, what the world should look like, etc.
>group decides on a low magic, early industrial setting
>the main plot revolves around emerging technology challenging existing hierarchy, in which high level wizards control society
>everyone is excited

>by the second session BBEG reveals that he intends to unleash evil on the mortal plane (basically oblivion)
>by the fourth session we have four new players and they're all magic classes

DM, if you are going to involve your players in world building, learn to say no if you don't like an idea.

>DM tells us that he's unsatisfied with his game.
>Gets a bunch of ideas from some youtuber that I can't remember off hand and decides to implement them in his next campaign.
>Gives us all a questionnaire detailing flavor shit like who our parents were and why we're involved with the campaign.
>Also runs through a session 0 so we all build our characters at the same time.
>We end up having two session 0's because of a combination of one player not completing their shit the first time and the DM more-or-less saying "eh, I wasn't planning on running today anyways."
>Game ends up being cancelled for one reason or another so we don't end up playing until a solid month later.
>By now, balls are a steady shade of blue.
>Finally sit down to play.
>We waste time setting up how we all met and how we got to the place where we needed to do our mission.
>Effectively making it our third session 0.
It's so disappointing too because the premise was sound, but then a bunch of shit kept delaying game.

>>54937369

I feel so bad for this GM

He thought he was so clever

But really he was being an asshole

>>54937657

I feel that a lot of these "high tier RP strats" are for rich people or middle class people with a lot of fucking time on their hands.

>>54936701
>Spend hours fleshing out an obscure corner of an established setting with an intricate political landscape
>Players tell me they're interested in being more than just murderhoboing fuckwits
>Slowly set the scene, introducing them to the different moving parts of the geopolitical landscape over the course of several sessions
>They actually seem to be interested at first, interacting with a couple of factions
>Through it all I try to ignore that my friends are all a lot flakier than i'd like
>Try to encourage them to pick a side in the emerging conflict, nudging them towards choosing a patron from among the local power structures
>Lay rumours in front of them about optional missions and alternative routes in case they want to go a criminal or revolutionary direction
>They just stick with the people they first met
>They don't follow up on any rumours, just keep waiting to be given assignments
>They start showing up on time less and less, sometimes not even bothering to show up and not saying why
>Try to encourage and engage them but they tell me it's just a game and sometimes "real life stuff" comes up and they don't have the time to tell everyone they won't be coming

>I throw up my hands

I hate how the girl was so eager for sex with her boyfriend, so the obvious thing to animate was a gang rape.

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>>54936701
>Every game I've ever tried to GM

>>54937954
>sorry guys, I was so busy all week that I couldn't bother to text to that I can't game tonight.

Jesus christ

>>54936965
Gee that really did start out promising and ended up being the same ol' shit

>>54937813
Having a session 0 isn't a bad idea in theory, it's just that you have to keep it contained to one session so that you don't end up losing interest before the game actually starts.

>>54936983
Sauce

>>54937057
That hurts, anon.
Good shit turning bad hurts.

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>Group is basically a bunch of at least year-long friendships
>Setting up a sequel to the 5e campaign I ran
>Put a bunch of cool returning characters for mid game, plot twists, the fate of mankind resting upon the party, etc.
>Even started animating an "intro" for the campaign that would show up after the main plot was revealed
>One of the players ends up having a video game addiction
>After going to the therapist a few times, he's basically forced to give up on almost all his hobbies, including TTRPG
>Our RPG nights were basically our weekly meetups, so I put the campaign on hiatus so we can still keep meeting, because of time constraints we can't just pick another day without him
>The campaign is never played again

>>54937057

Christ, that hurt to read. I'm sorry for your loss.

>>54938704
>That DM who thinks if one player can't play, no one can

>>54939062
Did you read the post? Nobody in the group could play at a different time until six months afterwards, when the whole thing had already blown over. I tried twice and didn't work

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>>54937057
What happened here was the DM was writing a book and just needed you to be his test-audience.

But for serious, shitsux, sorry bro.

>>54939111
I think he is misunderstanding the situation to be that this guy could no longer attend, so you gave up.

Guy, it's not that their friend couldn't show up anymore, it's that this was the only time they could all get together and friend could not be around games because of his mental issues. They elected to hang out without games rather than socially isolate their friend.

>GM contacts me on Meetup, says he saw I like Pathfinder and is recruiting for a game
>meet him in a coffee shop before the game, he seems like a good dude
>sends me a campaign guide PDF, it's not overly long but shows he's put a lot of thought into fleshing out his setting
>He's third party-friendly, I make a Warlord which I'd been dying to play since Path of War came out
>Go to his house, meet the other players. It seems like they all knew each other already but I think I got along with them well
>GM has cooked for us, the food is great
>We have four players present, turns out there's a couple more of the GM's friends who were gonna play with us but they went to a Vampire LARP that day
>okay, I didn't know people still did that in 2015 but whatever
>session goes great, we're all excited for the next one
>contact GM before the next one, he tells me that he cancelled the campaign because the two missing players wouldn't be able to play it

>>54937057

HERE IS YOUR (((YOU))) YOU GODDAMN SLUT. YOU CANTANKEROUS WHORE.

>>54939321
>When the campaign's shit That Guy DM visits 4chins.

>>54936701

>girl who s enthusiastic about pleasuring a guy

Heck yeah!

>Turns into rape and she starts crying while resisting

Why, Japan, why.

The Peridot animation is disgusting. Piss should NOT be fluorescent yellow. And pissing into her bladder would hurt like fuck and make her seriously unwell. Should have stuck to not shit-tier fetishes.

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>GM wants us to play in his custom, Norse-centric world
>Really stoked, make a gloomy cleric of Baldur, excited for Viking shit
>We start playing
>No Norse names beyond players, no Norse shit to be found, nothing distinguishing about anything, generic D&D shit
>Plot involves Ragnarok but not much else
>We're getting railroaded nonstop, GM doesn't give two shits about the backstories *he* wanted us to write for him
>Constantly ignores or changes rules on the fly, citing "MUH RULE 0"

The game's ending next week and we're relieved. We like the GM but he doesn't know the first thing about GMing and doesn't see interested in improving.

>>54939413
The rape and crying is hot as fuck, the piss isn't though.

>>54939439
What the fuck

>>54939498
The final scene is attaching a catheter to one of the dudes dick, putting the end through her urethra into her bladder and pissing into it, then fucking her as she has to piss more piss out because, well, they're piss fetishes? And by they i mean the animator.

>>54939495

I disagree about the rape and crying.
But to each their own, my dude.

>>54939570
I mean I wouldn't fap over it, but it's a primal fetish and it's difficult to ignore. It's a taboo thing and that's hot. Like mother x son or father x daughter. Or the rarest of the rare, mother x daughter.

>>54939245
>sends me a campaign guide PDF, it's not overly long but shows he's put a lot of thought into fleshing out his setting
Question: how long should these things be? I'm writing one now and I really don't want it to be overwhelmingly long. One to two pages maybe?

>>54939570
Not that anon, but there's literally no point to vanilla hentai when regular porn exists. I have a hard time imagining anyone who actually watches vanilla hentai over porn not being a 400lbs 3dpd weeb.

>>54939321
What did he mean by this?

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>>54939413
>>54939439
>>54939495
>>54939559

>>54939559
Je suis Christ this is Pe-ta tier or cartoon logic.

My DM decided to integrate all our back stories into the campaign as plot threads for us to follow. A pretty important thread was that one of our characters was running from a continental criminal organization. He also happened to be a greedy cunt and tried to murder a PC in their sleep over a bag of holding, which the rest of us assumed was assault and very quickly killed the fucker. It turns out the organization that was after him was kind of important to the overall story since most of our backgrounds tied into it to some extent and the DM didn't plan for him to do that. We played like 3 more sessions before we all realized that this wasn't going anywhere.

>>54939687
>>54939649
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/ae/d4/aed4f7c9fb80c8999d690ff05c80ac95.mp4?6253962

Knock yourselves out.

>I'm invited by a friend to play, he tells me that the other players are really good at D&D(A DM and a "veteran" player, let's call him Jimmy)
>warned that Jimmy is "in the spectrum"
>Check the classes, I wanna play a Paladin, friend picks a wizard, Jimmy picks a double wielding weapon thief of some made up unbalanced homebrew race(also he had elf ears, red eyes and vampire teeth), DM allows it, I can see little Jimmy in his seat grinning and twitching in happiness after being allowed
>Okay anon, your story goes like this, you are a paladin who lives in the mage tower with the wizards, you are like a bodyguard where your friend also lives, Jimmy on the other hand is part of a thief guild
>Now because we started at lvl 2 everyone can pick a magic weapon or a magic item, what do you want anon
>I'm thinking to myself why can't I choose anything about my story wtf, but whatever, I reply that I want a magic item
>Okay anon, your helmet can illuminate a radius of 15 feet if you say "light", what about you Jimmy, what do you want
>Jimmy instantly replies "magic weapon"
>Okay Jimmy, you get two daggers +1, one of them does an extra 1d6 fire damage and the other an extra 1d6 ice
>I have a miner helmet and he has two powerful weapons right off the bat what the fuck is this game
>I can see Jimmy twitching and grinning looking down at his knees as the DM describes his daggers, >to this day I can clearly see his face and the stupid beanie hat he wore when I get angry
>Jimmy presents his character before the session starts, his name is "Naughty Achilles", he describe him as having shiny boots and makes the DM swear that the boots won't "fuck up his stealth"
>fine, I just hope the story is good, we start outside of the mage tower, in a ceremony without weapons, just religious clothes, the DM starts narrating, he describes that the arch-priestess enters, "she is really hot, like fapworthy hot", I can see the stupid smile in Jimmy's face as he asks "how hot, show an example"

>>54939559
Jesus christ.

>>54939633
Why not both?

>>54939859
>DM looks in his tablet for a picture of a half naked actress, shows everyone and says "this hot"
>The game starts to get awkward as the DM shows more pictures of the actress to Jimmy and you can clearly see him getting aroused, my friend starts to laugh nervously
>Can we get into the action? I ask as I grow more and more uncomfortable of a man showing another man half naked women posing in a tabletop game
>Anon don't kill the atmosphere I am describing the characters... if you want straight out action D&D is not for you, go play CS or something, this is a very narrative focused game
>So the DM describes(again) the arch-priestess entering and suddenly he makes a noise "BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!", you can see Jimmy's eyes widening waiting to hear what is going to happen
>The mage tower collapses in front of our eyes and quickly a new but dark tower emerges from the ground
>So I lost all of my equipment? because you clearly said I had nothing but religious clothes
>Oh right, let's go back in time and pretend that you guys had all of your equipment out
>Arch-priestess tell us "Oh it is the prophecy of Moruas, the evil lord, the prophecy says that he was going to replace our tower by his. Only you heroes can cleanse it"
>Shittiest plot hook ever but whatever we go to the new tower and the entrance is locked
>Jimmy tries to lock pick it, he fails so I say "I kick it down using my strength"
>Jimmy starts screeching and yells "NOOO I KNOW HOW MY FRIEND PLAYS, IT IS A TRAP YOU CANNOT JUST KICK DOORS YOU WILL KILL US YOU IDIOT", he literally gets up of his chair while saying this, I look at the DM and he is looking at me with mischievous eyes (almost gay like) like "go ahead and try it" so I say: I do it anyway
>I roll an 18, doors go down a fireball comes out, DM throws a 1d3 to decide who it is going to hit, it is Jimmy, he receives 41 damage

>>54939633

Whoa there hombre.

Not into rape =/= Vanilla only

>>54939633
>there's literally no point to vanilla hentai when regular porn exists
Regular porn can't go beyond 10% plot 90% sex, vanilla hentai can mix the two any way you like.

>>54939904
>You can see Jimmy's face change when he realised that he is dead... the grin in his face disappears, and he is looking at me in complete anger... he mumbles a few words which I couldn't understand and then starts looking at the ceiling, the table goes silent
>come on Jimmy it is just a game, Jimmy doesn't reply he just keeps staring at the ceiling
>the DM says: OH WAIT I FORGOT THE ARCH-PRIESTESS WAS THERE, she quickly revives Jimmy with no penalty, you guys can now enter the dungeon
Jimmy's stupid smile is back
>we enter the dungeon, we find 2 banshees, I try use my turn undead thing on them, DM takes for ever to check "if you can do that", while he does that I try to RP and say something like "begone demon", Jimmy starst laughing at me and tells me "that's really pathetic little buddy"
>after 5 mins of the DM looking for the answer he says "no sorry you can't
>pizza arrives
>Jimmy complains that he wanted corn in half of the pizza and gives a long rant about how important is to eat fibre
>we are about to fight some ghouls, DM has to stop because he is being attacked in some online game about spaceships (browser game, we couldn't remember the name)
>we fight the ghouls, sessions ends
>DM says: now it is time for the good role playing XP
>what the fuck is that
>he explains: I give XP based on how good of a role player you were
>D&D is about making a good story and for that you need good players who roleplay, you know?
>Jimmy gets an extra 600, I get 250 and my friend 150

>>54939951
>>>54939633
>>there's literally no point to vanilla hentai when regular porn exists
>Regular porn can't go beyond 10% plot 90% sex, vanilla hentai can mix the two any way you like.
Basically this, the characters in hentai mangoes are way more convincing actors than porn actors are.

>>54939951
>I watch porn for the plot

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>>54940023
>he can get off without themes, mythos, narrative or even a fully fleshed-out geopolitical landscape
normies get out

>>54939633
>there's literally no point to vanilla hentai when regular porn exists
The aesthetics of 2D being usually superior to 3D porn, for doujins with good art pretty much any girl will be attractive, whereas I need to spend an hour on pornhub to find something close to my type or only fap to a handful of actresses

>>54939633
It doesn't have to be vanilla but Japan's rape fetishism does get real fucking old.

>>54939859
>>54939904
>>54939977
Ha ha, please tell me this was the only session.

>>54940124
Please tell me it wasn't.

>>54940023
I'm no expert on movies, but I have to say that when you take 20 pages of hentai, and by cutting half of them out turn it into short, but still interesting and perfectly wholesale story, then author did a good job. Don't make me demonstrate.

>>54940077
I wanted to start writing erotica, but I got too worried about how to write the ending without it becoming really not-sexy and I'm convinced that I can't. Maybe I should switch to a more consensual scenario so I don't have to try really hard to avoid writing a Bad End.

>>54939859
>>54939859
>>54939904
I almost don't care about Jimmy, that DM was pretty rubbish all around

>>54939859
>>54939904
>>54939977
Good stuff. Got any more?

>>54940124
>>54940124
>>54940156

Yeah it was the only one, it happened years ago, 2012 or 2013.

3.5 by the way, I saw Jimmy the other day, he started rambling to me about how dumbed down 5e is and how he only plays PF and how he found some magic hammer in some campaign he is playing. I pretended I had to go.

>>54937657
Sounds like your GM burnt-out. That's exactly the kind of shit I did when it happened to me.
Only solution if you don't wanna wait is to find another GM or GM yourself.

>>54940317
It's the same thing as writing normally, to be honest, except with erotica, getting a boner while you're writing isn't distracting, it's motivational. Just don't blow your load before you finish writing, or at least writing the sex, or you'll never finish it. Not like I've written that much erotica but that's what I remember from the experience.

>>54939559
>had the video opened in a private tab saved for later
>read this
>close tab
Thanks man. I owe you one.

>>54940317
Personal choice would be hard pounding and light strangulation for climax that fades into blacking out.

Followed by unconscious aftercare cuddles until breathing stabilized and you're sure there was no real harm.

But not staying until they come about again, that's way too lovey-dovey and sickeningly sweet.

>>54940516
Well it's one scene, rest is pretty cool.

>>54939559
What's with this rise of shitty fetishes? Vorefags, Lolifags, Pissfags, THICCfags, Furries, why are they multiplying so damn quickly? Maybe I'm just noticing it, but seriously, for the past year these shit fetishes are coming up more and more on /tg/

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>Someone actually wants to run a game in my area offline other than me
>Oh, no, just kidding. It petered out again.
>Just like always.

>>54940622
The animation is like 4 years old anon. If you've not seen it by now, that's on you. As for furrys, you weren't here for the Flare-Era, I see, or the Monster Girl vs Furry wars.

>>54940622
Because NOTHING has been going on in the actual /tg/ community worth talking about, except for the occasional UA article for DnD 5e. And even that doesn't really cause too much discussion anymore outside of the DnDrones, everyone else is just waiting and praying for DnD to die and stay dead.

>>54937657
>Gives us all a questionnaire detailing flavor shit like who our parents were and why we're involved with the campaign.
Oh fuck, I was about to do that with my upcoming campaign in order to set up a plot development later.

>>54940622
>Vorefags,
Sergal are a thing for years now, Felarya corrupted a good few people too
>Lolifags,
I blame Nanashi. and there's nothing wrong with loli for as long as you keep it 2d
>Pissfags,
The original Magical Realm.
>THICCfags,
it's not just /tg/, the thing is all over the place lately
>Furries
Always been here. Back when /rs/ existed, half the /tg/ uploads were furry porn (or 2hu futa) with misleading filename.

>>54940753
>lately

Thicc is mankind's most ancient desire, you've seen fertility idols.

Twiggy broads were little more than a passing indication of wealth, like tans when yachts were still cool.

>developed port town
>scream from an alley, corpse, murder situation
>this is fine
>some digging though police records later, find some probably information about a cult
>oh neat
>during some down time at the bar, local merchant visits and buys everyone around
>everyone having a great time, nice to get some relaxation after all the snooping
>someone throws a bottle
>merchant goes down face-first into his plate
>[bar fight intensifies]
>turns out the merchant was merely pretending. He brought some goons and is actually raiding the bar for (((reasons)))
>follow along after him, he isn't stopping us
>oh, the bar's backroom is actually a cave. With a stream. In the middle of a city
>nani?
>also it's the cult's hideout
>they're sacrificing a child to their dark god
>also two of the players had infiltrated them, we didn't know about this. Cult dies easy.
>the child actually belongs to another player
>huh
>loot and roll out, intending to tell the police
>oh, the door we came though leads out into the merchant's bedroom
>nani??
>also one of the players decides to complete the cult ritual and get infected with a demon or something
>nani???
>becomes a level 7 warlock, loses control of the character, and slaughters a few city blocks
>GM rules the character is gone and unplayable, roll a new one
>somehow end up in a strange realm
>walk down one alley, come out in another unfamiliar one.
>repeat until we're on a boat in an ocean in the sky
>we need to sing to keep it from sinking
>nani????
>many sessions and a few character deaths later, we learn we're in a dream realm
>the dream realm kills us if we stay too long
>we don't know how we got in the dream realm
>what ever happened to that cult guys?
>oh, maybe there are some elements of the cult in the dream realm. Weren't they a dream cult?
>or not
>guess we'll try a ritual to get home
>oh look, more strange dreams
>now it's winter
>nani?????
>we're in a cave and the entrance is clogged with carnivorous bushes
>TPK
>nani??????

>>54940541
Breath-play is fun, but I wouldn't have it be the main focus of whatever it is that I was writing. If I ever do get around to writing, I'll probably post it on /trash/.

I love lovey-dovey stuff. But I also enjoy certain degrees of non-consensual stuff. I guess this is why I have this weird fetish for Stockholm Syndrome.

>>54941140
Sounds like a shit GM but the story sounds like a wild ride. carnivorous weed

>>54939446
tell him he's fucking shit. right in the middle of one of his probably long winded retcon explanations of someething. If he isn't a bad guy this is the way to correct shitty gamer behavior

if you finish the campaign without saying anything he'll think he did a good job

>>54939633
people who jerk off to anime are mentally ill. anyone who says otherwise has some kind of trauma or is on the spectrum

>>54940088
an hour? How do you have time to scroll through what boils down to white women doing the exact same shit in every video for about 10 mins

>>54941864
You can say the same things about literally everyone on this albanian cave painting messageboard.

>>54941890
Disappointment and lack of cute brown girls

>>54938196
Yep. I sorta feel bad for giving you the sauce.

>>54941140
Bad trip: the campaign

>>54940665
There's nothing wrong with that as a concept though, just make sure to keep things simple, make sure the questions are relevant to the campaign, and to be open minded with the answers that some people give.

>>54940646
>thats on you
and thank christ today was the first and only time i'll see this mhm yes sir god is good glory be to the highest in unity of the holy spirit yes indeed

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>>54941110
yachts are fuckin sweet i wish i had a big boat

unless you mean that cat meme

>>54941899
no, having an interest in gaming or a hobby is literally nothing like preferring hentai over real pornography. anime was a mistake

>albanian cave painting messageboard
made me laugh so hard

>>54941140
Fuck, that all sounds pretty cool until
>somehow end up in a strange realm
just following through and having the PCs fight the old PC would've been sweet

>>54940218
Example?

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>>54941864
Are you sure you're where you're supposed to be?

>>54939977
That story sounds like it's been carefully constructed to piss the reader off. If it's real, sorry anon, you didn't deserve this nonsense.

>>54941140
This though. I can absolutely believe this happened. I'm definitely stealing your GM's more salvageable ideas.

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>>54941864
>has some kind of trauma
True, I guess. A lot of people have fetishes that don't translate well to live action porn, for one reason or another. I like more of a story since I like to self-insert.

>>54941864
It's more moral because the only workers exploited are a single sweaty japanese man. It's basically your civic duty to jack off to anime desu senpai.

>>54940622
Rising numbers and acceptance of weapons-grade autism.

t. vorefag though futa still best

>>54939627
Really, it should cover all of the things that are important to the characters coming in right now. As in "No matter what you do or what class you pick, this will affect you and your actions", and shouldn't go beyond that. A page and a half for this at max. If you go over that, strongly consider revising what you have.

>>54939446
>We like the GM but he doesn't know the first thing about GMing and doesn't see interested in improving.
I know that particular feel bro.

>DMing OSR
>Going great, everyone is dying like crazy, having fun
>Take about a month off because of Persona 5 coming out
>Come back, ready to get into the game again
>Friends want to invite people of ill repute
>Suggest not DMing because I'm not sure I want to deal with that while I'm at the head of the table
>Friend: Oh yeah! I've actually had this great idea about using Judeo-Christian themes in a non-serious game!
>There's a prophecy that the devil is going to be defeated by a group of heroes, so you're going to be sent on a mission to revive the devil so you can kill him and fulfill the prophecy
>Sounds fun
>We start playing
>Almost every single day it has consistently been a shitshow with the new players
>The DM is failing almost every litmus test there is for being a good DM, including an entire section of the game where the most rational, level headed people at the table are arguing with him because of the insanely blatant and shocking excuses for the railroading going on
Honestly, it's been an absolute circus every day. Half of me keeps going just to see how much worse it can possibly get.

>>54943361
>>Take about a month off because of Persona 5 coming out
If you would deprive players of a game for a month just because you'd like more time to play a video game, you shouldn't be GMing.

>>54941110
>Thicc is mankind's most ancient desire, you've seen fertility idols
More material means it's more likely to survive the elements

>>54940107
And their NTR obsession. Though I suppose West is similar with our Cuck obsession. Pain in the ass to have good characters turn around and pull that and they -not- act like it would be a horrendous experience. It is somewhat refershing when they act in a normal fashion though (a-la NOPE, or in the case of rape actually get messed up).

Speaking of Rape, that has killed more then one session for me. If you are doing it, don't base it off hentai, it downplays it so fucking hard.

>>54943510
Sounds like you have a story to tell.

>>54941110
>Twiggy broads were little more than a passing indication of wealth

Is that a fact? I thought the whole "being fat is a proud sign of wealth" was a unisex thing, back when it was a thing.

>>54943395
No I just know how I am with certain things. I was addicted for a month straight with Persona 3 and 4, and 5 wasn't going to be any different. If you don't put aside time to work through the things that would distract you from running your best TRPG experience, then frankly you're the one that shouldn't be DMing.

>>54940023
I used to listen to it for the soundtrack.

>>54944026
My ebonical fellow

>>54943510
The west isn't cuck obsessed, /pol/ was when they were shitposting about moot and it spread like wildfire.

>>54943510
>Speaking of Rape, that has killed more then one session for me. If you are doing it, don't base it off hentai, it downplays it so fucking hard.
Storytime!

>>54942806
Senjou no Hana, pages 1 to 10 and 27 to 29

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>>54939859
>>54939904
>>54939977
I've read this story before

>>54944202
>Rape in a tabletop game as a story element

Okay George RR Martin

>>54940107
Why do you think China is so pissed at them?

>>54944356
Rape has been storytelling element since antic Greece, possibly earlier.

>>54944377
And yet, what kind of fucko wants to tell that kind of story?

>>54944395
Perhaps the same kind of fucko that wants to live that story but doesn't quite have the courage to go that far?

>>54943361
>Friends want to invite people of ill repute
What kind of ill repute are we talking here?

>>54944413
It's not the story of a real rape (I think), just a story of an rpg session going horribly wrong. Those are always fun.

>>54944185
actually /tv/ started cuck and /sp/ started shitposting about moot and whatsherface from gawker

>>54939977
I actually remember that this is told before. Like... a year ago or something. You've got this ready on a text file.

>>54944413
Stop objectively stating my implied meaning asshole!

>>54944395

Rape is realistic, especially in the most common settings. A person who wants to tell a realistic story would include rape, if fitting, into their story.

>>54941864
>people who jerk off to exploited men and women are mentally ill. anyone who says otherwise has some kind of trauma or is an asshole

gr8 b8 m8, will continue to masterb8

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>>54944655
>Dragons and wizards n shit
>I have to include rape, it's realistic!

Keep telling yourself that. I'm sure it has nothing to do with your kinky ass immoral fetish

>>54942121
>I pretend to be an elf with my friends
>lol but at least im not a weeb into hentai rite guise ;-)

Just another nocaps retard.

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>>54936701
>Game based in the NWC Might and Magic universe
Fuck yes nostalgia boner
>Set during Heroes 2
Fuck yes, favorite Heroes game
>Some sessions in we are sent to investigate a crashed metal ship that came from the heavens with unearthly light
Fuck yes, I loved the sci-fi bits, made it impossible to know whether I'd be fighting dragons or robots in the next room
>It's fucking a space marine from 40k coming to warn us about fucking the Orks coming to ransack Enroth for some reason
WHY

>>54943510
>It is somewhat refershing when they act in a normal fashion though
You know, that reminds of that one doujin set in way earlier times, where the guy is a noble that gets cucked by a servant who turns out to be a criminal
So he fucks that guy in revenge

>>54944996
that was a funny damn scene.

>>54936701
Remember that anon that discusses hentai with his little niece and how she loved this one?

>>54945206
Don't forget the part where his retainers find fucking the guy in the ass and instead of being called a fag for it he manages to prove his manliness while ramming the poor guy up his arse in full view of everybody (who have knelt before his manliness)

>>54944727

If you actually comprehended my post, you'd realize I am against "having to include rape". You also wouldn't assume "dragons and wizards n shit". I meant medieval settings.

"Oh, hey guys. Let's fix the end times." Gets to third story arc and tpk's. DM screws the pooch on informing the party that what was originally built as a minor Side Story involving a side character that might help us later is actually a huge major plot point and accidentally nukes Sylvania. Sequel pending.

>>54945234
that's not how the story went

>>54945500
Either I had a vivid fever dream, or that happened in the second part or something, because I remember something akin to that at least happening.

>>54945520
by the time retainers come searching the criminal is back in the role and basically plays it off as being the protag's second wife

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>Campaign is going great
>Then one week some players can't make it
>Then the GM can't make it the next week
>It keeps happening
>We end up only playing once a month at most
>One player has missed more than half of the sessions
>We last played in March
It was such a fun game too

>>54945583
But I still remember the guy fucking the criminal in full view of the retainers while berating them. Have I suffered a stroke?

And why the fuck am I discussing the plot of Japanese drawn gay porn on the internet!?

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My campaigns. All of my campaigns fumble after two sessions.

>Lowish level 4e campaign
>Semi-silly fantasy setting, kinda like D&D erfworld
>First session goes great, PCs bite on plot hook
>Second session goes great, PCs track down and kill necromancer living in his mom's basement
>HEY GUYS DARK SUN JUST CAME OUT LETS PLAY THAT

>space mercenary campaign
>Hard SF, combat rules adapted from Full Thrust and cranked toward reasonable survivability
>First session goes great, PCs fight off a pirate raid
>Second session goes great, PCs rescue a station and join one of the factions' irregular militia
>HEY GUYS I FOUND MY OLD BATTLETECH BOX WHEN I WAS MOVING LETS PLAY IT

I don't know, am I a shit GM or something? The players seem to have fun, I generally got positive feedback, but I feel like that guy at the party everyone finds some excuse not to talk to.

>>54945738

The problems could also be different levels of investment.

The players might think it's just something they want to dabble in. Like, one evening they want to play NHL, the other DS3. While for you it's a lot more of an investment.

>>54936701
I recognize that slut!

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>WoD campaign with normal humans caught up in time loop shenanigans
>get our shit kicked in by supernaturals a lot, but just use that knowledge on the next loop to avoid them or pit them against rival factions so we can take advantage of the distraction
>basically a lot of political manipulation and finding creative ways to avoid direct combat while also playing detective to figure out what's going on
>lots of fun party banter from our vastly different characters suddenly being forced to work together and utilise their very mundane talents
>players are enjoying the time loop mechanics, trying out things that would normally be risky, or intentionally entering unwinnable situations to get info they shouldn't know to help them on a future time loop
>suddenly GM decides that every PC is thrust into different arbitrary situations that give them each a supernatural template, all in the same session
>well that was handled pretty poorly, but this should still be interesting to see how our characters adapt to these new abilities while also dealing with time loops and stuff
>GM time skips past that. Everyone is magically a supernatural expert now
>GM also says that the time loops are gone, with no explanation of what they were or why they happened
>campaign is just normal WoD now
>party no longer has any motivation to stick together, so they gradually separate
>players no longer have any motivation to play the same generic campaign that this GM has run before, so the campaign slowly dies

It was really fun at the beginning, and the GM let us try pretty much anything that our characters could reasonably do, but then we were suddenly playing a completely different campaign that nobody was interested in.

>>54945405
>Rape is realistic in medieval settings

Only in memes and shitty fanfictions written by the same kinda people who think that Africans in such settings are unrealistic too

>>54938271
Sauce on the gif? That's Ethan Klein

>>54940427
I could never get off on my own writing. I used to write erotic scenes for a few online players of mine but never enjoyed them personally. I need someone else interacting with the story to make it truly fap-worthy.

Erotica is generally fun to write though - plot-wise, you've got the beginning middle and end already. Keep it up, Anon.

>>54936701
Holy shit I haven't nutted to her in years. Thanks for the nostalgia.

>>54936701
>Start a Pathfinder game
>Told we're going to be centered on a frontier town and be in charge of building it up to importance and other sandboxy elements
>Make characters with plot-intensive backstories we divulge to dm, all with our own story arcs to try and complete
>Two sessions in local governor just tells us what to do all the time
>Have to travel on heavily railroaded quest to stop world-threatening dragon, traveling through all the heavily populated standard fantasy kingdoms

>get new job at tech startup in SF
>boss is antisocial AF, gets invited to company DnD group that's starting
>literally does "Have you guys met Anon?" and bounces, so that he can DnD vicariously through me
>I have few friends here and have played before so okay
>session zero because mostly newbie players
>session 1 half the people forget their sheets and just reroll on the spot
>Human empire vs Forest folk "American" campaign, we're mercenaries playing both sides to get rich on these magic crystals being mined out of the forest, DM has good balance of enforcing rules and "fuck it, roll"
>I discovered the Factotum class and spend a lot of time working out how to be the parties skill monkey utility player because none of them know what they're doing
>play 4(?) times over the next 6 months because we're all very busy, we agree to play on of one person is missing but there's usually 2-3
>DM quits company to go work somewhere else
>we were using internal chat to coordinate everything
>we decide we want to keep playing
>make google group
>can't find time to play
>all this month half the group is prepping for Burning Man
I don't think we're ever going to play again.

>>54945660
This happened to my group recently as well. After doing a campaign I decided to take a break to work on some homebrews and be a player for once, while one of my friends ran a short game himself, then I'd bring up my next campaign.

Started in the beginning of March, then about five or six sessions later we finished it. Last month.

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>>54936701
>Happy flirty blowbang
>Turns into a gangrape because nobody can have nice things.

>>54939715
Very well animated, but got way too tedious and repetitive.

>>54937369
>>54937786
The worst part is that a twist like that could have actually worked if the GM had a bit of subtlety in his body.

Have the campaign start out exactly like described. Tensions rise and the crew slowly but surely split off into unofficial factions. Let there be betrayals and intrigue, culminating the first act with a heavy atmosphere that open fighting is imminent if the PCs can't figure out a way to placate all sides.

And then vital systems start breaking, obviously sabotaged. People start to go missing. There's invisible, difficult perception rolls done on the GM's side, and if a character passes, they get privately told about how they -- just for a second -- swear they heard a creaking in the vents, a hiss from inside the walls, or saw something move in the now ever-present darkness, but whatever was there is gone by the time they do a double take.

Put on a shit-eating grin as you explain the reason "no to low combat" was specified is because if the thing that's now hunting the crew finds you, it'll tear you apart before you can scream.

>>54944727
FATAL is the most realistic RPG out there, including such realistic themes as rape and the armor of jewy jewbacca

>>54944944
As a giant fan of Might and magic 6, I feel your pain. I would have loved to play a regular MM tabletop.

>>54946819
honestly that sounds pretty nice, at least it didn't go to shit

>>54940023
Mezzo Forte is legitimately interesting to watch without the porn elements.

>>54946571

That actually sounds like an insensitive GM.

>Yeah the players have much more fun than anticipated in the tutorial.
>meh
>Just power through and start with the 'real game'
>real game actually is the polar opposite of the campaign
>meh

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>>54936701
>Having an evil campaign
>We're a small band of basically bandits with a divine necromancer that likes to act like our actions are for divine purpose
>It's being pretty fun, robbed some people, extorted a mayor, necromancer profaned a church at one point
>Talking about maybe setting up an evil-looking tower and surrounding it with skeletons and permanent stormclouds
>GM switches gears and turns our saturday morning villain evil into something way out of our character's leagues
>Has orcish army show up led by a demon-god, for some reason swearing fealty to our level 4 party.
All sense of progression by our own merits was lost when he just dumped an evil army on us. Shortly after that, everybody made excuses not to come to sessions anymore, and we never ended up continuing.

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>last campaign with group was marred by poor planning, lack of preparation by the dm, and the addition of a player who was playing (and no one ever believes me with this) a dragon
>dragon uses illusion magic to appear as an elf, whatever I won't get into the specifics
>first campaign for me ever so I was just a human fighter. Thought the dragon thing would be cool

It was not cool

>new campaign in 3.5, I'm a bit more prepared this time
>Dm lets us use all nine billion of the 3.5 books
>I roll a human scout
>others are more creative
>we have a caveman barbarian, a swamp creature, a courtesan, and some psionic people
>and of course a dragon
>dm is introducing some plot
>the psionic people are figuring out the plot along
>the problem is us normies don't have any friggin clue
>so what the hell is going on?
>"we can't say for rp reasons"
>the dragon, two psionic characters, and swamp man leave us in the dark about basic elements of the plot
>try to get some spotlight, my character is a soldier and is a rising star in the scouting core
>get told I'm being a Mary Sue
>we fight some fox furries
>figure out how to give my scout pounce by taking a level in barbarian, so I can do full attacks with skirmish die
>campaign ends before I can even implement it because of poor planning and the DM never prepares

Anyway haven't played 3.5 since

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>>54939925
>Not into rape =/= Vanilla only
Seriously, try the sponge cake.

>>54938196
>>54936965
Can't watch, at work. Is it bad porn?

>>54948811
Its not bad in the "poorly-made" sense. It just wastes a promising premise (an elusive example of consensual sex in a hentai) and then needlessly turns it into a generic rape. The animation isn't terrible, but its just a bunch of wasted potential.

>Been playing a 4e game weekly
>DMing a 5e game weekly
>Going into a full time college course soon
>Worried that I won't have time to play/dm anymore
Help me

>>54943395
That's fucking retarded. If they wanted to keep gaming any one of the players could run a short game during that month. You can have multiple things going at once, and shock horror, people who GM aren't slaves.

>>54937369
I've had something near identical happen.
>GM promises adventures trying to hold society together on a ship with about 50,000 crew that was never intended to function as a colony ship but may now be the only place in the universe not devoured by 3 or 4 flavours of apocalyptic space beasts, play part of the crew tending to logistical concerns, no to low combat with the exception of any landing parties to raid destination planets for supplies or resources, mostly tribal politics (with each deck being practically their own government) and tough choices.
> i was a fool, and believed this.
>Make a village headman from the hydroponics section, he's an okay swordsman but primarily is a leader of men and a bit of an all rounder.
>other players are two doctors (mind and body, i forget which was which), a navigator / pilot, and a some weird ass fucking artist serial killer dude from a disused weapon deck.
>Game starts.
>First session, Super Hardcore Invincible Alien Megaforce attacks the ship and kills 100% of the NPC crew
>Our party is captured.
>Tossed into an arena to fight for the alien's amusement.
>We did an entire campaign from here but god damn I wish we hadn't.

>Playing curse of Strahd
>Party consists of Goliath Palidan, Cleric that uses crossbows, Magic user saying they're following the will of god, a gnome rogue detective working for the church
>All of us are Deus Vaulting Crusaders
>Always trying to do good and uphold justice in the face of evil
>The GM is pretty good.
>But party falls apart due to two of us having to move out of town due to reasons

It was a pretty good campaign. It just ended in the same way. Never being finished, which is the biggest utmost piece of bullshit.

Also, it turned out the the magic user was a lawful evil Warlock. When ever he cast a spell he would describe it and the GM knew exactly. He only wanted to kill evil beings as they counted as a sort of sacrifice to his god. None of knew, we were only informed 3 months afterward when the campaign was officially canceled.

>>54936701
>New campaign after the last one blew up in our face
>GM seems to have learned from his mistakes, actually diverse characterisation in his NPCs, smaller scale, interesting premise that all the players seem to be on board with
>Ten sessions later
>NPCs have all reverted into the same bitter machiavellian asshat character that the GM defaults to
>Even the NPCs who we made great effort to befriend
>What are emotions
>What is character development
>GM writes up a long excerpt that describes what our characters are doing during a period of downtime, has every single member of the party become a psychotic maniac/serial killer

Like clockwork.

Campaign blew up again. I'm running the game now.

>>54937057
Legitimately painful to read

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>>54936701
5e DnD yeah yeah, I know

In this setting, magic is twisted. Wizards Implode and there are no more sorcerers to be found. Divine magic is still there, though it is cast through the seeking of spirits that suffuse the world all around the characters. Warlocks drain the power of the spirits to cast their spells, which is why they are hunted by clerics, paladins and druids and shunned by bards, all of which make deals with the spirits to cast their spells.

Yet there is an abundance of magic items in the world, still, as well as shops that sell magic items and stuff like that.

Same old, same old except you can't play wizard or sorcerer. What even is the point?

>mfw this thread

>>54950973
What explanation did he give for your characters becoming serial killers?

>>54944944
It sounds like the DM wanted to recreate that one screencap story where a D&D barbarian turned out to be an amnesiac Rogue Trader

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>>54948802
>You will never have your Mistress constantly replace your work lunches with BDSM cakes
>Sitting amongst your coworkers, eyes glazed over, breathing heavily, whilst in subspace
>Aftercare when you get home

>>54937057
Can you tell me more about how your campaign went anon? In more detail? That sounds legit interesting, I kinda wanna rip-it off.

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>>54945234
Was male-on-male sex very taboo in feudal Japan? I kinda figured that it was occasionally used as a form of domination ala ancient Rome & Greece

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>>54936701
Never happened to me see

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>>54951495

>>54944395
I can see the appeal of a story about dealing with, and overcoming, rape trauma for example.
("I include rape in my medieval games because I care about realism" is complete nonsense though. If the GMs who do this cared about realism there'd be STDs and a bunch of gross shit all around. Just be honest and admit you like the dramatic opportunities, cheap shock, or magical realm aspects.)

>>54946571
Well fuck, that's a fantastic idea wasted.

>>54951294
We were disagreeing with his NPCs and being belligerant

>>54943361
Since this is apparently the hilarious kind of trainwreck, maybe you could storytime it?

>>54946880
>Five or six sessions in five or six months
Shit, that's still more than I can have with my group.

>>54951575
>I can see the appeal of a story about dealing with, and overcoming, rape trauma for example.
That's a bit different than what most people are worried about. If you had agreed with the players beforehand that the campaign would contain these types of themes then it's fine.

Most of Those Guys that include rape in games are doing it to be edgy, doing it when it's not appropriate, and/or it's their Magical Realm.

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This thread is painful to read.

>>54946586
>ll the time
>>Have to travel on heavily railroaded quest to stop world-threatening dragon, traveling

Yes, because the heavily documented crime of rape never happened, especially during medieval times when consent wasn't even used as a term regarding sex

>>54939695
Never make a PC so integral to your plot that it falls apart if one of them dies. That is the biggest GM mistake ever.

Your group should be involved with the plot, not BE the plot.

>>54936701
I just wanted to complement OP on his very apt choice of image, but I have a quasi relevant addition

>my main DnD group breaks up for work reasons, decide to join up with some old mates of mine who are starting a new campaign; I ran their last one which got a bit silly at times, this time one of the other guys will DM
>miss the first session, drop in on the second and take over an NPC airship pilot dude and get filled in on the story, pretty generic adventurers guild stuff but the rest of the world building is alright, 3 way cold war between human, undead and demon kingdoms
>very quickly the other party members turn the sessions into sex/dick/rape jokes; not a little, literally whole sessions about how the lizardman is running around with goblin corpses on his dick to scare enemies or how they're sleeping with the old lady at the inn for cheaper rooms
>bow out after a few more sessions, eventually hear from the DM that the campaign ended with with a TPK due to interparty fighting over an artifact mcguffin which the survivor smashed and/or tried to eat

>>54951477
So is someone going to post it or...

>>54948903
Is it really rape, though, or is it just that nipponese can't into women enjoying penetration of their privates?

>>54951546
Fairly common actually, both in the master on student Greek dynamic, and in some of the elite army cores

>>54950881
What happened in the rest of the campaign?

>>54951948
Just search for "rogue trader barbarian".

>>54951984
No, it's very rape. Her enthusiasm lasts for the first two scenes where she happily gives one guy a blowjob and another guy a titwank, but then she has to leave for some reason (I don't speak moon), and when she tries to go they grab her, throw her down, tie her up and then fuck her face while she cries. I stopped at that point.

>>54952437

She's a prostitute. She gave them what they payed for and made to leave, they wanted more, rape ensued.

>>54940753
>Always been here. Back when /rs/ existed, half the /tg/ uploads were furry porn (or 2hu futa) with misleading filename.
You forgot Dinosaurs & Cadillacs.

>>54944996
It was a play on some old Chinese story.

>>54952049
Basically, we managed to set up a situation wherein everything in the arena place went to shit and staged a breakout. Except that like, that implies more of a plan than we went into this with: We had literally had no information about anything going on.

We end up managing to find a living, basically demonic ship that was imprisoned for being too powerful and too evil or whatever. It offered to be our ship in exchange for breaking it out and we crewed it with the rapidly dwindling friendly NPCs we had (NONE OF WHOM WERE EVEN NAMED. Just, "there are other slaves or something").

By this point I was mutating into a bird person, for reasons. Honestly everyone else was much worse off than that. I tried to take this opportunity to encourage the rest of the party to maybe try and make this awful ship we were on back into a nice place, but then the obligatory lolrandum dickhead decided that we should let some of the fucking awful and ubiquitous space beasts and aids that blanket every world lit by a sun on board. You know, so we can fight them or get sick or something???

Anyway, with order rapidly disintegrating, we basically set about along a trail of breadcrumbs and ciphers that retraced the steps of some investigators from 10,000 years ago who were trying to figure out why everything was going to shit (Or in our case, HOW everything went to shit), and indeed whether there was a solution.

In some respects this felt engaging at the time, but it is probably revealing that I do not remember *anything* that we did during this time. I think we found the precursor race to humanity hiding in an extradimensional closet at one point bemoaning how fucked everything was.

Anyway, we finally got to a desolate station in the middle of nowhere inhabited by noone except for the guy we had been reading about in the notes, still alive after all this time. He had basically called us out here asserting that he still had a way to unfuck everything.

>>54952588
Oh, I should mention that my first character died ignobly a session or two prior to this and I rerolled as some technobarbarian hair metal dude.

Anyway, the big reveal of this super ancient dude? No, he actually had no way to unfuck anything. He'd spent the last 10,000 years contemplating that that might actually be possible, but no, it was not. The only salvation he could concieve of at this point was maybe that there might be something after death to look forward to.

*CUE FINAL BOSS FIGHT*

My character arguably suffered the worst fate of all. He got tossed into open space. Since everyone else either died or teleported to another dimension in an attempt to outrun the apocalypse, he was left there to contemplate the darkness of space for another century or two until the apocalypse obliterated space itself around him.

>>54940753
>Always been here. Back when /rs/ existed, half the /tg/ uploads were furry porn (or 2hu futa) with misleading filename.
Pre Ruby-quest, the furry porn was meant to make people cringe and puke in their mouths.
Ruby Quest brought all the furfags out of the closet and into /tg/. MLP only cemented that shit, at least before getting a quarantine board.

Before that, the standard response to furshit was "Kill it with fire"

>>54937057
That game sounds awesome. How did it all go so wrong?

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>>54952796
These gals though

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>>54951495
>BDSM cakes
you can't eat cake every day

>>54945686
Well, yes, except he was fucking his face while the criminal was already back in dress-up, so to an outside observer it would appear 100% heterosexual.

>>54951855
Dood, its a game about fantasy knife ears and bearded stubbyguts.
Its THE ESCAPISM premise.

You can create whatever magical realm you fucking want, and you CHOSE this one.

Why?

More importantly, how the FUCK do you justify your character having 20th century enlightenment values in a 13th century fudalism setting?
My point being that if you WANT rape in your Elf-dwarf-dragon realm you can fucking have it, but its not a given that it should be there any more than the magic pixie who shoots glitterdust out her bunghole 'SHOULD' be there.

>playing 3.5
> get up to 6th level so shits starting to get a little crazy
>fire plane is destroyed through pure DM fiat
>interplanar/godly/outerspace themes show signs of happening
>dm gets evicted from his place and everyone stops playing

fuckin sucked

>>54946819
>company D&D group

Is this... is this common? I've been a blue collar worker for the majority of my employed life, until I recently returned to school.

It sounds comfy AF.

>"friend" of mine is setting up a Star Wars d20 campaign.
>Premise is that a temple is discovered that can only be opened by Jedi and Sith using their respective force powers on them.
>Me and another friend become Jedi, other two players become Sith.
>Land on the planet, tense scuffle as we meet up with the Sith, mutually assured destruction and meta-gaming keeps our characters from killing each other on sight.
>Get to the temple.
>Meet GM's shitty DMPC, some punk kid who is effectively Jedi and Sith.
>Find the temple and after a few rolls, open it up to find a map.
>We have to find five key cards on five planets in order to access the rest of the temple.
>The DMPC was the only one who had a ship.
>DM wasted time showing off how awesome his DMPC was (including a 20 minute monologue where he took out a group of epic level grunts)
>DMPC was unstatted so we couldn't kill him (said verbatim btw)
>Premise was dropped shortly after.
>DM was kicked for unrelated shit.
I'm glad it's over.

>>54939232
Then they should have cut out that 'friend'. Game is more important.

>>54936701
all of them
>new system, new setting
>get players together, tell them we're gonna play this awesome game about being -insert shit here-
>everyone gets excited
>tell them some details about the world, hype building
>we make characters
>play between one and three sessions
>players are completely uninspiring, won't do anything unless there's a big sign saying "DO THIS THING" pointing at anything to interact with
>give up, radio silence on planning for next between both me and the players
>wait a few months
>hey guys, found this new system I want to play

it's been about 4 attempts at this point

>>54946819
is burning man a new system or is that a campaign setting

>>54958635
American Culture.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_Man

>>54937276
he probably doesn't know how survivalist campaigning works and just wants the atmosphere

>party uses survivalist methods to find food and weapons
>DM just nods his head and takes their word for it

be basically like that

>>54937499
He thought he could do it but learned he couldn't during the playing

>>54944395
I had a character that was conceptualized as a rape trauma survivor. I wanted to develop the character more but the game was a little too brutal for them to survive that long, but there wasn't anything wrong with it as an element of the character. People get raped, dude, it happens. In terms of roleplaying I saw it as an interesting opportunity to have a character grow from.

>>54948766
>Getting told you're a mary sue by the swamp thing, psionics and dragon players
how does life

>>54961939
Retards use insult buzzwords incorrectly. News at 11.

>>54944377
>>54944395
>>54944655
>>54946586

Rape in storytelling is somewhere between a bugbear & an elephant in the room. Considering that in our culture pretty much anything sexual is very much Not Polite Conversation there's this stigma attached to any sort of conversation about it.

Also there's the added complication with stuff like date rape where the aggressor can kind of talk themselves into thinking 'oh it's okay that's not real rape' meaning that, sadly, there's an unpleasantly large section of the population who see nothing wrong with rape.

So if someone at your table starts with "and then he just, like, totally starts raping the elf chick" sometimes it's hard to tell if they're doing it for narrative reasons or if they legitimately are playing out a fantasy at the table.

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>>54962332
>Rape in storytelling is somewhere between a bugbear & an elephant in the room
This phrasing seems misleading. Rather, rape is a serious element that dominates any scene it arises in, as does even attempted rape.
Unlike murder, it's not easily trivialized.

Off the top of my head:
>rape scene in Streetcar Named Desire
>implied rape in Lawrence of Arabia
>attempted rape in Crime & Punishment

In TTRPGs, it's more a question of "is this game actually going to be serious enough to involve a serious element like rape?"
Same reason I've never run a Poison'd game, nor had a group I would ever be able to run it with although I envy those who are able to. TTRPG players in general seem more interested in joking around and having a good time. The heaviest discussions we've had are theological ones hidden behind the screen of the setting's own deity system.

>>54962442
>>54962332

Sorry, I meant the -discussion- of rape as an element of narrative.

>>54962332
>>54962442
But, then again, I've read a fair number of fantasy/historical novels where rape occurs and it's not a serious issue. Black Company has men walking away with women captives slung over their shoulder. Some of Bernard Cromwell's novels have it mentioned while cities are being sacked, along with torture and slaughter of the defeated soldiers. Etc.

Setting depending, it actually can be put on the side. I retract my statement that rape is not easily trivialized, and instead state that the setting and style of narration determines the treatment of rape a great deal.

>>54962469
As in, the nature of rape in a character backstory?
"Discussion" is a bit too vague.

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Is it irony that this promising thread turned into a debate about if rape should be used in games?

>>54962593
Nah, it's more of OP performing the classic blunder.

>>54936701
Sweet mother of God, OP. You are a CLEVER bastard.

>>54944422
>What kind of ill repute are we talking here?
A tranny and a brony

>>54951599
>Since this is apparently the hilarious kind of trainwreck, maybe you could storytime it?
I'm not gonna story time it just yet. Not the full thing. But I will storytime the railroading bit.

1/3
>DM set up a rebellion plot against 4 mafia-esque families.
>Supposed to assist the incompetent princess and leader of the rebels
>Idea was we were supposed to take over and were provided with a war chest.
>None of the players are having it.
>All plans are either discussing ways to leave town without notice, or one-shot "resolve the situation" ideas followed by leaving town.
>Plans are being shot down one by one, due to strangely inconsistent logic on the DM's part
>Like the fact we could not incite a war between the 4 mafia familes who had put a hit on the royal princess's life
>Because all 4 of them had entered into this perfect trade alliance
>And also none of them had roving gangs set to defend or attack each other if one of them were to go down
>Think this is incredibly odd, but okay.
>Someone throws out the idea of buying a Meteor Swarm scroll and nuking all of the noble families at once.
>DM affirms that not only are such scrolls perfectly available to us, but we have enough money in the war chest to actually purchase one (Storm of Vengeance to be specific. Druid flavored Meteor Swarm)
>Think the DM is pushing the eject button on the plot since no one is having it
>Buy the scroll, wait until 2am when everyone is asleep, cast it, burn all of the houses down
>Except the Mafia house of mages lives on through a made up DM fiat spell-barrier
>Fuck.

>>54963131
2/3
>Panic. But wind up buying a spell scroll of dispel magic and silence
>Dispel the ward, run in, stab everyone silently in their sleep
>This happens fairly easily
>Wind up finding a bunch of documents detailing a scenario that looks exactly like the plan that we had just done using Storm of Vengeance inside the basement study.
>"Oh neat. The DM just wanted us to panic at first but then wrapped up his Eject-Button on the adventure so we don't have to deal with the legal stuff. What great DMing!"
>Sneak the princess back to the castle to reunite with royal family
>Tell King and Queen about the plot to put a hit on the princess' life (truth) and the mage's enacted plan to kill the other families (slight lie)
>Queen: "oh, good. Then in order to wrap this up, we'll just talk with the family once they've been raised."
>wut
>Turns out, that the family hired the local church to perform a raise dead spell on them in the event that they die
>Which they were doing right now
>At 3 am
>Because the local church had members that were "on call"
>And the royal family was going to allow this to happen.

>>54963164
3/3
>After the dispute with the DM dies down, the only two rational people at the table start discussing plans about not dying
>We have a dude with us who was part of the rebellion
>He also had hired 4 assassins to help
>Contact the assassins through him, ask them to quickly rush over to the bodies and basically immolate or decapitate the corpses beyond Raise Dead capability
>High roll of insight tells us that the Assassins are "competent and professional", but this still might be troublesome for them considering all the guards that are at the scene. Somehow.
>Spend about an hour and a half out of game roleplaying, rolling, discussing logistics, plans, and giving very specific instructions to the assassins and the rebellion militia to distract the guards, go in, kill and/or decimate the corpses, leave, and to disavow all knowledge of the mission in the event that they get captured.
>Even though we had some additional war funds and the Assassins were already paid on retainer, wind up paying them a little extra for this mission out of our pockets, which basically bankrupts the other player and myself
>Kill time in the castle for a few hours
>Suddenly guards
>Entire party is under arrest for treason, arson, murder, etc, etc.
>Both players and I look dead center at the DM and ask "Why. How did that happen"
>DM: "So one of the professional assassins got caught sneaking up on the already raised mages, didn't attack them on sight of this, stopped to talk to the family, then the mages made a counter-offer to sell you out, which they promptly took up despite me describing them as competent and professional."
>"All FOUR of them sold us out?"
>DM: "Yeah, basically. Plus, I reaaaally wanna do the court scene for Phoenix Wright jokes."
If I hadn't known him for so long, I probably would have walked out on him when he mentioned the clerics "on call" to raise dead. That last bit I almost DID walk out on him.

>>54963131
>>54963164
>>54963192
At that point you should've just fought to the death against the guards
Also doesn't a railroad have to go somewhere? All he was doing was shooting down your attempts to do the quest

>>54963567
The railroad was literally the court room scene. That was it. He wanted to make Phoenix Wright references.

>>54945780
who/what is it?

>>54963759
Read the thread newfag.

And when you find sauce, bear in mind that the first video (or first 5 minutes of complete video) is awesome hentai where the girl is smiling and having fun. (Le gasp!)

And the rest of it is her being gangraped, because the creator was a lazy cunt who went for the easy "Yamatte!!!" Money rather than make something original. Plus, he put pissing fetish into it as well.

SERIOUSLY want to get some pictures of that girl outside of a gangrape, the way that video SHOULD have gone, for no other reason but pure fucking spite...

> run campaign with what I think are pretty good ideas
> most of the party is having a good time
> one player cannot stop disdainfully pointing out every time he can identify a trope or something he thinks is unoriginal or boring, which is often

Why do some people hate fun.

>>54963938
Tropes are fun. Anyone who thinks they can write a tropeless story is delusional.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/TheTropelessTale?from=Main.TheTropelessTale

>>54963938
>>54963967
Hell, I usually design characters and settings around tropes I find interesting (or inversions of those tropes). Our last setting was Spaghetti Western frontier expanding Westward and encountering untamed Tolkien-esque lands with moderate magic. It was pretty cool.

>>54963938
Is there any reason you can't get rid of that one player?

>>54963967
Tropespotting is the dullest shit though.

>>54936701
It hasn't happened yet but I'm worried my 5e campaign might be devolving into this
>there are a couple extra restrictions in character creation, including thresholds for magic
>everyone starts at level 0 with reduced/commoner stats
>experience is earned slower with a 'mark' system
>the first half of the campaign was clawing our way up to level 3 barely surviving any encounters as the apocalypse draws near
>suddenly the DM decides to just level up the characters when he feels like it and starts adding homebrew powers to specific classes
I'm holding out hope that it won't get too bad, though. At least we're still planning on playing it.

>>54963967
"Tropes" shouldn't get in the way of telling a story, and paying too much attention to them is a bad idea IMO

>>54938031
You think that was her boyfriend you sweet summer child?

>>54936701
>make homebrew garbage fallout dnd5e reskin
>have lore tied into story that works with games
>TPK
>have perfect recovery plan and balancing worked out
>group lost interest because of TPK

>>54936701
One time I thought I'd get an SR game with actual cyberpunk in it, as opposed to Magic Future Criminals.

>>54939495
SMITE THE HERETIC

>>54940023
>he doesn't get off to narrative
You sure you're on the right board?

>>54936701
>DM wanted to run the pathfinder adventure path wrath of the righteous.
>We were all leery and proposed alternative games (including us running them) but he said he wanted to do it and that he wanted us to 'bring our A game' as he'd be making changes to the module so that it felt more like an epic confrontation between good and evil than as written so we could politic and actually get to influence the plot.
>Session 0 was character gen, we were all psyched because we had an interesting party who would need to get to know each other in order to effectively survive.
>Session 1 rolls around and we are immediately dumped in a pit and spend the next four sessions fighting out of caves full of cultists.
>90% of this session was caves and combat, WTF man?
>DM promises it gets better
>Next four sessions are killing cultists and demons in a city. The NPC's were encountered were pretty one note and then we get told to go and smash the mcguffin.
>By this point we're walking over the encounters without an issue since our characters work well together and we use tactics.
>The sorcerer player goes off at the DM after one session since the DM has been maxing everythings hitpoints and dragging combat out even more so we haven't had a chance to roleplay with anyone other than each other which is fine for a while but eventually you need some outside stimuli to help shape the characters and give them a purpose to keep fighting beyond 'demon bad'
>Smash the shit out of the mcguffin and gain superpowers.
>So far so standard paizo, we get new mythic powers which shatter the game entirely.
>DM starts to bitch about us behind our backs and accuse us of being a bunch of munchkins.
>We all point out to him that we created our characters at the table with him and gave him the right to veto anything we were doing if he had a reason.
>DM promises it gets better after the first module because now the queen has turned up
>TBC

>>54966696
>Cont
>Queen arrives in the ruined demon city, we all get a chance to bask in glory because of what we did and roleplay.
>At least that's what we thought was going to happen.
>Queen gives us a mission but does not provide any motivation beyond 'demon bad', half of us are thinking maybe it's time to get out of dodge since you know 'demon apocalypse' is happening and we're level 6
>Queen re-says her boxed text
>Sorcerer player starts asking questions which don't have scripted responses.
>The DM looks at us like a deer in the headlights
>At this point we're all asking questions about troop numbers, the economy of the kingdom and the possibility of using magic to contact other realms since 'demon apocalypse' is bad for everyone so they'd help, even if it was just out of self preservation.
>Conversation is good as we start coming up with plans and mapping out an alternative path into the worldwound
>DM reverts to 'but thou must'
>We all groan because he'd promised to work with us on using our ideas
>We go along with the plot since this game was better than no game
>DM had told us that the module gave us the ability to run mass combats and that he'd redo the paizo system since it was a load of shit
>End up using the paizo system and it was a load of shit
>About this time we find out the DM has been badmouthing all of us behind our backs saying we're munchkins and trying to break the game.
>We let it go, but the guy was a proper douchebag. We again offer to redo our characters if they are an issue (since we were walking through every combat without breaking a sweet because the mythic rules are terribly balanced and because all we'd been doing was combat we ended up taking feats/class features that helped with it).
>Campaign eventually dies with a whimper after the second module which was sad because we'd invested a lot in prep work for the DM that he entirely ignored just to run everything as written.

>>54966782

In fairness, man, this doesn't sound like it even started off good.

>>54966782
>We go along with the plot since this game was better than no game
sometimes the lesson is that this game is not better than no game

>>54937057
This is my life.

>>54948127
will you be my spirit animal anon?

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>>54936701
>game was a flavorful world, so i build a flavorful and silly sort of character
>having fun building useful gadgets and such
>spend over a year in a game i grew more and more tired of since a "that guy" joined
>scared of that guy being an obnoxious dick and player killing even if it got undone, and other bullshit handwaved by dm
>too scared to do anything in game out of fear, even though i should and could have
>no time to rp and build things, we got to "progress the story faster"
>been wanting to quit for a long time, more each session, but didnt want to disappoint my friends
>bullying and murderhoboing intensifies, even amoung those who i considered friends
>"that guy" gets dahoots by his own humerus, his big plan to reach actual godhood failed
>could have been prevented by a simple knowledge check he could haved aced
>so he makes a new character, seems okay with it
>finally get to a big part in my story, actually glad to be in this game in a long time for once and my knowledge's are actually being more useful
>one session that guy and another arent at game for no apparent reason
>that guy gets the game recon'd, some time bullshit
>try to bring up how this is all bullshit, get shot down and nobody wants to hear it
>i get punished for not being a min-maxed one shot robot in a game that turned murderhobo'y
>never got to complete my storyline
>everyone else got to
>recon session lasts only a few games
>havent played with group since
>later find out his character was op because he was cheating for over a year
>conveniently forgetting how a mechanic for a 3rd party class he brought in wasn't suppose to work like that
>i got punished for making sure im playing my character how it was made to and not be a manipulative cheating asshole
>i could have turned his op'ness against him early game, but i wanted to make sure i was around to see my storyline come though
>i should have said or done something sooner
>i could have prevented this
>i didnt stop it

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>>54937057
well then

>>54936701
So I got around to watching the video and I came buckets
I don't know what you guys are on about, I thought it was the hottest thing ever

>>54952796
>revisionist history

>>54938196
It's a goddamn shame. Hate that nips are so into non consensual

>>54964474
It's truly anathema to immersion.

>>54952796
No, it was more of a case where rampant internet degeneracy was on the rise by then. Back around 2009-2013, nerds were still in that phase of "OMG WTF DOOD WHAT IS THIS?!" to things like AMV Hell or Youtube poop, and people thought that the RPGnet review of FATAL was intelligent and funny.

>>54944996
name/link?

>>54936701
OP you fucked up

>>54972796
Holy shit, did you edit the Penny Arcade comic yourself just for this reply or did this already exist?

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> Be forever DM
> Run campaign of Runequest that lasts a year or so, post about it on /tg/ occasionally
> Start slowly then build as players get more immersed in the world, but group dynamic is kinda shit
> There is one player who tends to take a more protagonist role and his character becomes the focus of the campaign, both times, because he naturally becomes the party face as the only one that can improvise and interact with the world and invent part of it as opposed to simply taking what I give
> Slowly sessions become this PC monologuing and other characters gradually lose interest
> Half of group is tightknit friend circle, other half is a group of less close friends, but all have known each other for years in small town
> No one feels comfortable challenging what is clearly a part of his personality
> Have conversation with him, he can't see it
> Grow disinterested in game, other players just don't really contribute to the story beyond showing up
> End campaign when party literally follows party face into the far north overrun with savage demon tribes, thinking he's a prophet. He isn't, gets ragefucked when he thinks he can fight a boss 1v1, party gets wiped because I'm disillusioned and they kinda deserve it at that point
> End campaign instead of rerolling new characters

> A year later, try again with the same group. Take same world, make characters with more interesting backstories tied into what we already created, go to another area in history
> Same thing happens
> Game dies
> Group dies
> Friends drift apart

>>54975717
lol, I read this comment a couple times trying to see how AMV Hell was connected to your point

>>54978926
well, that sucks

>>54979110
>lol, I read this comment a couple times trying to see how AMV Hell was connected to your point
Did you eventually get it, or...?

>>54937057
Bump for a proper storytime of this. Don't leave us hanging anon.

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>>54970953
>every time we get a friend hopping in for a few games and they play a GOT mary sue of some flavor

>>54936701
>start space opera game, themes of Firefly with soft sci-fi of Star Wars
>another player (the That Guy of my group) and I used to have conflicts in and out of character but that was over a year ago
>gm asks us to make characters in private, we're all gonna be stranded on a desert planet for the first story arc
>I decide to make a morally flexible character so I can get along with That Guy since they have a tendency to play evil characters
>I make a conspiracy theorist in a power suit who speaks like Frank Underwood from House of Cards
>in fact everyone in the part except That Guy makes a criminal of some variety ranging from spies to assassins
>That Guy makes a Lawful Good police robot who has free will but still acts like Robocop early in the movie
>Robot starts noting every legal infractions the party makes and promises to report them once we get back to civilization
>it's cute at first but eventually stops being funny, the party is a cop and four career criminals
>nobody can roleplay their characters fully or even plan stuff reasonably because BREAKING LAW DOES NOT COMPUTE
>we decide to start voting on everything, 5 PCs so majority rules for all decisions, That Guy agrees along with everyone else
>That Guy can't make 3 sessions in a row but wants us messaging them with the party's decisions so they can vote on them
>That Guy hates every decisions we make and wants the party to do exactly what they want and only what they want
>suddenly I get a message from That Guy saying I'm acting behind their back to spite them and it's revenge for stuff that happened not just 1 year ago, but from campaigns 4 and 5 years ago which apparently they never once forgave me for
>group devolves into That Guy calling me a lying piece of shit who can't be trusted and they claim I'm using voting to force the party to do horrible stuff the robot would never allow them to do
>I get my name dragged through the mud relentlessly for three days
>I'm ready to quit
1/2

>>54984532
2/2
>GM pops into voice chat, has been in hospital for a few days, nothing serious but no stable internet
>he reads everything and listens to That Guy rant and rave about how I'm a fiend that's trying to undermine their authority and who can't be trusted and has been messing with our game for five years
>GM tells That Guy to grow up and that bringing up crap from five years ago is bullshit and not gonna happen at his table
>GM also tells That Guy that I've done nothing wrong all campaign and that if That Guy says one more nasty thing about me or any other player they can leave the table
>That Guy frames all that as "We'll call it a draw" and starts demanding 'concessions' from me
>wants me to start arguing with him in character more
>I immediately see it as him trying to pick a fight with me and go "There! He's just as bad as I said he was!"
>agree anyway
>spend next 3 sessions having reasonable discussions with That Guy in-character while never raising my voice or losing my temper despite his bait
>That Guy realizes his gambit backfired and he looks like the only troublemaker now
>That Guy starts to improve his attitude so he doesn't get kicked from the group

This story started as one with same shit different day but I'm happy to say that there's been SOME change recently.

>>54972060
Shit man, that sucks. I was in a long campaign a while back where every Arc had one of the PCs in the spotlight. One story arc we saved one character's adventurer parents from a deadly dungeon, another one we defeated a PC's nemesis, and all that. The last arc was supposed to be about my character, who hadn't gotten to make any decisions all game because That Guy was self-proclaimed party leader. That Guy, by the way, got TWO arcs just to his character and dominated the roleplaying in the other three arcs even though they weren't about his character.

Session 1 of my character's story arc That Guy declares he's going to kill my character in their sleep for something I did 8 sessions prior. He failed, so to spite me when we showed up to the location of my character's story arc That Guy started doing random shit that derailed the story completely. He then gave the villain the MacGuffin he needed to complete his master plan for no reason.

The GM skipped my character's arc and went right to the finale. Nothing about my character's past or life goals was ever resolved, and to this day That Guy has insisted that he did nothing wrong and that I shouldn't be so selfish about wanting the spotlight.

The only reason I still play with this person is because other people in the group like them and don't seem to mind how shitty he treats me.

>>54939633
>I have a hard time imagining anyone who actually watches vanilla hentai over porn not being a 400lbs 3dpd weeb.
Why do normalfags come to 4chan (chan) 4CHAN 4~chan~ and say stupid shit like this.
Seriously, where the fuck do you think you are?
You're talking about the website that at it's inception did not differentiate between porn and non-porn boards.

>>54937057
Please respond

>>54944537
>>54944281
Yeah I posted it once like 6 months ago. I thought I'd share it again with new info.

I am in a campaign with the guy who played a Wizard, he has a better memory than I do and the other day we remembered that session... he remembered more details like the name of Jimmy's character and the corn thing.

>>54942899
It is a 100% true. It was my first and only time playing 3.5. I didn't play TTRPGs for 6 years after that.

>>54936701
That comment describes that image series pretty well.

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>freeform homebrew
>this was my first time ever playing any kind of tabletop game
>Detailed sci-fi/fantasy setting
>GM makes a PC, but never gets in the way
>hijack a spaceship from the first city and go on a jolly romp through the galaxy, wrecking shit
>Campaign really light-hearted, loads of fun characters
>Players having fun
>GM having fun
>Second session
>GMPC forces us to land on a planet
>"Where would you lot like to go?"
>Immediately follows up with "nah fuck it, I don't care"
>makes us go into a shop to retrieve a quest to kill three ice golems from a characterless NPC
>no reason given
>hour long argument ensues
>everyone kicked out of game
>invited back for 3rd session
>literally lasts 10 minutes

All that bullshit did inspire me to get into RPGs and make my own though, so it wasn't a completely wasted experience I guess

>DM ends incredibly fun fantasy game so he can run a cookie-cutter zombie campaign

>>54940088
>superior 2D aesthetics
t. Autistic weeb

>>54987830
Thanks for the (You) three days later. Enjoying the eclipse?

>>54987596
Are you me

>>54936701
So I side "oi!, We is gana play a RP game this time cunts, non of dis being half dragon half stronger shit!!!"

Then I got one player to turn in a character that wasn't a marry sue or broken monster or cancer mancer. Then all the other players turned in their characters....

>>54954431

>waah rape is scary
>even though it was common in the medieval era, which this setting is based heavily upon
>if there's any rape anywhere for any reason I will kick and scream because MAGICAL REALM

Rape is real and a great story element. That group of bandits you're after? Why are you after them? They robbed someone? Or they robbed AND raped someone? The latter is much, much worse. Boom. Demonized robbers. The former might as well have been a poor fuck trying to get by.

What else can you not stand in your games? Killing? Why is that any different? Robbery? Murder? Horses? Rocks?

You can pretend every single thing in your games are a conscious choice instead of "meh, fits the setting" all you want, but you'd be a lying sack of shit.

Get real. Grow up.

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>>54991068
>rape is real and a great story element
>Boom. Demonized Robbers.

Try being original, faggot. Nobody wants to think about some highwayman's johnson.

>they burned down a poor farmer's whole livelihood
>boom. demonized robbers.
>they sent assassins after you because you've been interfering in their plans
>boom. demonized robbers.
>they kidnapped a kid and are holding it for ransom
>boom. demonized robbers.

stop being 2edgy4u

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>>54936701
GM who never does anything to immerse us or challenge us once ran a game with a mildly challenging first session, with great background sounds and decent enough voices for characters (Something we never get, usually). The actual interactions felt organic as well, as in, no one was just some Yes Man or was telling us No no matter the scenario just because the story demanded it. The combat was okay, bit more tactical than I was used to for this guy's games, but the point was was that I actually had to think.

Yep, great first session. Next two after that and we were back to the same old routine. Found the evil emperor, shot him in the back twice, and never once did he attempt to stop us. Just sat there and kept praying.

I stopped joining his games after that. After how much effort there was shown in that first session, he just had no excuse for being lazy.

>>54991230

>they burned down a poor farmer's whole livelihood
At least they let the farmer get off easy

>they sent assassins after you because you've been interfering in their plans
Because they're totally gonna rape a party of adventurers, sure

>they kidnapped a kid and are holding it for ransom
Because rape doesn't get you money

But hey, good try.

Also, why are arson, assassination and kidnappings "allowed", if rape isn't? What's the difference? All of those are crimes that ought to fuck up a normal person, more or less.

Are you people really such spergs you can't handle anything even remotely sexual without either getting off or thinking the other person is getting off? How the fuck do you handle real life?

I currently have a group that kills my enthusiasm to plau. There is a That Guy in the group who is running a game alongside his housemate (who runs the main campaign). Whenever something doesn't go his way, he says that he can't be arsed playing anymore and sits in his chair huffing and sighing. Then eventually joins back in.

Can't boot him since we play the game in his house. One of our players blew up at him after he said he was no longer playing for the 4th time and he just sat there, before turning on the TV.

Can't boot him 'cause it's his house. I thought stoners were meant to be chill.

>>54937057
On one hand I want more
On the other hand I still want more

>>54984752
>Why do normalfags come to 4chan
Because it got popular. Blame Fox News.

>>54991420
>real life

wrong website, dude

>>54952476
Given that context it's not awful, just disappointing in that it turned into generic rape hentai.

The animation is good, especially for pixel art. I can't speak to the audio as I usually watch stuff muted for a variety of reasons that mostly stem from habit because I had no audio on my computer for a while.

Anyway, pretty decent until it turns into rape. I'd give it 5/10, average, overall.

>>54939495
The part where they make her piss into her own face is pretty hot. The part where they piss up her urethra is dumb as fuck.

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>>54940397
>>54940366
>>54940319
This is a copy pasta, I've read it before. Anon who posted this probably just stripped it from /r/greentext

>>54991068
Rape is a terrible story telling element though. It requires tact to actually properly do and using it as a shock tactic is old and boring.

>>54978840
lol no, i just saved that sick meguka edit. he deserved it for going though that.

>>54984660
dude thats rough. sounds like something my thatguy did too. dont play with that group anymore if hes getting away with that shit, i wish i did sooner and stuck with it.

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>>54936701

Not exactly same old shit but:
>Run Dungeons: The Dragoning campaign for friends who don't know much about it
>Walk everybody through the character creation, people hyped and pumped
>Put in the most work I've ever done with all sorts of things rewarding exploration and backups for everything if they go murderhobo
>Group of mostly murderhobos actually uses tactics, exploration, and is getting into things.
>Guy decided he's bored and nukes the entire final dungeon including the people they were planning to rescue from orbit, draws dicks all over the moon, gets mad that he has consequences even after the party came up with a justifiable reason to glass the surface but he wanted to brag about all the dicks he drew.
>Group won't kick him so the system is dead.

>>54978926
>The player who puts something into the game is the one I spoke to; not the ones laid back, bored by their own inactivity.
Wew.

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>>54937813

I just had a successful session zero for a stalker rpg, we literally just tested out rules, learned the system, and rolled example characters before one guy went on vacation for a month before we start the real sessions

It got everyone hype

>>54993040
>I can't speak to the audio as I usually watch stuff muted for a variety of reasons that mostly stem from habit because I had no audio on my computer for a while
Nigga, you bein' discreet around roommates just like me. Ain't gotta lie to kick it, bro.

>>54984532
>>54984602
Your nice story has no place here. Take it elsewhere.

>>54939640

He probably doesn't believe the campaign took place at all and is just that guy making stuff up for (You)s.

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>>54974010
>It's a cute, coy girl giving her boyfriend a blowjob
>SUDDENLY GANG RAPE
Do I need to explain the problem here?

>inb4 "It's enjou kousai"
I know, I just enjoyed it more when I didn't understand the dialogue.

>>54952437
Ok I actually got to the point where the two throw her on the bed and NO JOKE a line of like 3 naked men are moving their hips in unison and snapping their fingers before jumping on her.

I stopped the video and started laughing it was so unexpected

>>54963938
He probably doesn't hate fun so much as he preens by pointing out things he recognizes. If anything this makes him even more of a colossal faggot, though.

>>54999555
>you never invited your bros to indulge gf’s gangrape fantasies?

Do you even love her?

>>54941140
Anon's Bizarre Adventure: Crack Dust Cob Knobblers

>>54936701