If you're not running or playing a campaign right now, why

>>54927639
because it's thursday night and I only play on saturdays and tuesdays

>>54927639

I only have time to post those times I'm NOT playing.

Because I've reached the point in my life when I'm too lazy and anxious to even play games, but too afraid of God to kill myself

>>54927639

I don't play RPGs.

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>>54927681
the same is mine

>>54927639
I'm running a session right now and my players are diddling around despite knowing what to do next just to see if they can find anything else before killing everyone.

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>>54927639
Dave, I swear to God if you don't put the phone down I'm going to give your character turbosyphillus

>>54927639
Because I live on a farm and can only play while at university

>>54927639
Because I'm homebrewing the setting for my GM.

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>>54927639
For (you)s

No friends in the area, and I work nights so I'm not available during 'game nights', and you guys have told me too many horror stories to trust roll20.

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>>54927639
because I refuse to play campaigns online with autists and i have no one to play with until i go back to uni

and even then people are too lazy to play a campaign

>>54929275
Here you go anon.

kill yourself <3

>>54927639
avoidant personality disorder

>>54927639
Because I'm too socially inept to find players.

>>54927639
Because I tried several times with different assortments of people I know pretty well and it didn't quite work, at least I want to believe those sessions weren't what RPGs are supposed to be

None of my friends or myself can GM with any confidence so we're stuck in purgatory wanting to start a campaign but missing a key component

>>54927639
I play tabletops wargames, It's /tg/, not /rpg/

I've never ever ran or played a campaign. I'm not terribly interested in traditional games at all. I am, however, into fantasy and escapism and worldbuilding, so I shitpost on /tg/ sometimes about settings.

>>54927681
Why would you be afraid of something that doesn't exist?

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>>54935884
*tips fedora furiously*

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>>54927639
Because for the third week in a row, one of the players is going to be absent on Saturday.
It'd be fine if it were a largish party, but there are only two players and me.

Because I like talking about my hobbies with other people?

>>54936229
How do you run a game for 2 people, wouldn't the combat be super hard for just 2 men? Besides, surely a 2 man party ain't gonna save the world.

>>54936320
Have you seen any movies or other media, or are you just iterating the standard party structure in standard plot in every game?

>>54936375
I have never GM, just a player. When a friend couldn't attend the meeting, the fights became notoriously harder.

>>54936320
It's Anima, so the combat's actually a little easier for just two players and whatever NPCs I decide to have tagging along at the time.
Helps that I've been running this game for almost three years, and we initially had five players, but one left because he got bored, another because he had no reliable transportation and was an asshole to everyone at the table, and got mouthy towards any female in the store, and the third left because she got a better job opportunity across the country. That all happened in the first year.
NPC assistance was a bigger thing at first, but they're powerful enough now that they're only really threatened by super-strong supernatural creatures, entire armies, or a party tailored to fucking their specific brand of shit.

And they are damned-sure going to save the world or die trying. Even if they may have come real close to dooming it by nearly releasing the AntiChrist on accident.

>>54927639
I don't play, just lurk

>>54937012
Lurk more faggot.