>At the end of the Magic the Gathering tournament, everyone

>>54922691
>bringing cancerous politicking into an actual competitive format
no

Well I guess thats one why for women to get money in mtg

The only way this would be cool is if everyone voted for themselves and never anybody else thus solidifying the idea that you're here to play the game and nobody gives a fuck about prizes.

Shitkicking everyone in the room and placing first should be good enough.

>>54922691
Yeah you know op that's a fantastic idea just like a bullet to the foot

>>54922863
>everyone voted for themselves and never anybody else

But then that one guy who brought his girlfriend would win.

>>54922907
>just like a bullet to the foot

In all seriousness, getting shot and surviving would be a very educational experience.

>>54922943
>one guy who brought his girlfriend would win.
>MtG
>girlfriend
he's already won, official prize or not

>>54922959
You must not have experienced a lot of pain so far. Cause it all teaches the same thing.

>>54922959
Good luck, there's not a safe place to get shot at in your whole body.

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>>54922691

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>>54922691
Good idea. Everyone gets one vote. Except the guy who won, he gets more votes totaling the number of competitors+1.

>>54922691
Jesus christ this has to be bait.

>>54923659

You'd be surprised.

>>54924019
"People have survived it!" doesn't make it safe. I'm sure at least one person survived getting shot both in the heart and in the head at once, somewhere, some time.

>>54924008
Of course it is. What I'm curious about, however, is what it is that prompted it

>>54922943
>you vote for girlfriend
>girlfriend votes for you
Best end.

>>54924019
>ah yes, getting shot in this exact spot between all of my vital organs, bones, and major bloodvessels is completely safe!
Having a big fucking ragged hole torn into your body is not a fucking good thing, you idiot.

>>54922691
>REEEEEEEEEEE competition and competitiveness is evil unless it's "democracy"
We're nearing peak "hang a politician" here.

>>54924108
>Of course it is. What I'm curious about, however, is what it is that prompted it
OP found a picture of a female human in close proximity to some magic cards. Same reason why MtG troll threads always start with a picture of a girl wearing a dress made of magic cards.

>>54923708

If the last week has taught us anything it's that you shouldn't hand out participation awards

>>54924168
No no no, you shoot yourself with a small caliber weapon, so you can get enough +1/+1 counters to become immune to larger caliber weapons.

Duh.

>>54924290
give this man a cookie

>>54922691

Congrats, you found something even stupider than rare redrafting.

>>54922691
I think having a special "Player's choice" award ALONGSIDE the actual prize would be neat, to give credit to those who did some insane-ass strats or turnarounds within the tournament.

>>54922691
Game drop for a prize split is already a thing.
So is money-picking in draft.
You don't need to add extra step.

>>54922691
>Popularity: the Contest

>>54924019
Yes, I would be in fact. Where is it?

>>54922691
>state thing that has never happened, doesn't happen, and will never happen.
>ever
>upload tumblrgirl.jpeg
>harvest (you)s

>>54922691
lol

>>54924092
>>54925311
Not him, but I'm like 95% certain that getting shot in the leg or arm below shoulder will not kill you. It will fuck up said leg or arm, and cause permanent damage, but you'd be very unlikely to die, unless you were 5 miles from the nearest human, in a desert, naked.

>>54922959
>getting shot and surviving would be a very educational experience
Oh it is. I got to learn about ostomy bags, how to put in my own IV, how to walk again, how to love an all liquid diet.
Hell, I even learned how to live without my tailbone and the bottom 12 inches of my large intestine.
Yeah, getting shot is so fucking great

>>54925666
>but I'm like 95% certain that getting shot in the leg or arm below shoulder will not kill you
>what are arteries
shoo shoo satan nogunz

>>54924008
Maybe not based on the text but the photo confirms it's bait

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>>54922691
what's her name? Let's make it happen

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It is decides by unanimous vote that the person who won the tournament wins the tournament.

>>54924108

Could be a reference to L5R prizes, and fact that the result of the first tournament at Gencon is decided by a vote among the top players in that tournament. I'm probably giving OP too much credit.

>>54925112

You, however, may be on to something.

>>54922691
>5 basic swamps and a mountain

>>54922691
This is the most Reddit post on /tg/ right now.

>>54927239
What's that supposed to mean? It looks like she's playing BR Innistrad vampires

>>54925112
This could definitely be something cool. Maybe also have something to reward players for rogue deck building, good sportsmanship, or being helpful.

>>54922959
>Shoot yourself with smaller caliber bullets to build an immunity to larger ones

>>54925311
>>54925732
Also not him, but, and correct me if I'm wrong, getting shot in the foot would not kill you unless you caught an infection. That's just bad luck.

>>54925666
>It will fuck up said leg or arm, and cause permanent damage
>safe

>>54923738
I see what you did there.

>>54925666
the leg is one of the worst places to get shot. you'll likely bleed to death even if you get quick medical attention

>>54925666
Shoulder and thigh contain arteries man. Getting shot there is practically a death sentence.
Don't let hollywood fool you.

>bring the most friends
>they all vote for you
>split the winnings