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I want Mortarion to shove his scythe up Guilliman's

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I want Mortarion to shove his scythe up Guilliman's ass and kill him
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>>54846420
You will be disappointed.
Doubly so since Mortarion is the one they can both kill and keep
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>>54846420
You silly goose, Yvraine will rush to save her husband and with the combined power of their love banish him for a thousand years.
This sets Isha free somehow and triggers a massive chaos invasion, again, on Bobby G. to get Nurgle's waifu back. But she will heal the emperor and together Ynnead, Isha, and the Lord of mankind shall destroy the warp rift.
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>>54846420
Fool, you cannot pierce his plot armor.
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>>54846420
Oh I want him to shove something up Guilliman's ass alright ;^)
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>>54846420
>Killing someone that's already dead
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>>54846491
>The Armor of Fate
>He's literally wearing plot armor.
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>>54846532
Sauce on pic?
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>>54846532

>today I will remind them
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>>54846686
I will never not love this image.
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>>54846686
Why is there so much sexual content about Mortarion?
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>>54846420
The only thing worse than Smurfs is Chaosfags.
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>>54846686
I always love these images, and yet never have the dedication to actually make one.
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>>54846743
>smug anime girl face
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>>54846809
His codpiece is bigger than his head
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>>54846826
What's wrong anon? Is yours not that big?
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>>54846826
For your anus
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>>54846826

Really makes you think.
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>>54846420
Are all the Traitor Primarchs getting wings now?

Not that I'm complaining, this doesn't look so bad.
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>>54846686
Now Post the dorn one
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>>54847580
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>>54846420
I like the little nurglings as mock cherubim.
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>>54847544
Well they are Daemon Princes so it kind of goes with the territory.
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>>54846420

>Morty hasn't really changed in power or abilities since m31 except for flappy wings
>Guilliman gets a super armor upgrade which allowed him to wrestle with Magnus

Yeah Morty got no chance.
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>>54847544

Magnus got wings cuz Tzeentch likes all his chosen boys to fly.
Mortarion got wings cuz Nurgle likes mothmen.
Fulgrim won't get wings.
Lorgar might or might not get wings, but it will be largely symbolic.
Perty won't get wings because Perty is a ground game kind of guy.
Omegon won't get wings because nobody gives a shit about him.
Angron doesn't need wings.
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>>54847544
>now
it's nothing new. They all had wings ever since they were introduced in Epic 40k.

the 4 main ones anyway

Lorgar doesn't have wings and we don't know what Perturabo looks like
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>>54846420
I want Morty to get fucking stomped because I hate Death Guard.
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>>54846484
>Banished for a thousand years.
With the time disruptions he will pop out two systems over five seconds BEFORE the banishment and dick punch a jobber to sell more Chaos.
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>>54846420

Not on our watch
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>>54848903
>"LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS OR I CHOKE OUT YOUR BITCH PRIMARCH WITH THESE MAGIC RAINBOW CHAINS"
>"OH NO!" *surrenders*

>"LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS OR I SHOVE THIS GIANT POWER SCYTHE UP YOUR BITCH PRIMARCH'S ANUS AND ACTIVATE IT"
>"OH NO!" *surrenders*

Maybe Guilliman made Primaris because the marinelets were useless cucks.
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>>54848156
Remember when Morty got fucking raped by Kaldor Draigo? And these clowns think Guilliman wouldn't eviscerate him.
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>>54846420
I want Lion to come back and write "Ur a faget" on Mortys heart.
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>>54850138

To be fair, Draigo rapes everyone in the warp and the only reason he hasn't gotten around to kicking the asses of the Ruinous Powers is they've agreed to make him get lost in the warp and hope he never runs into any of them.
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