>character is flatchested/has no breasts worth mentioning

>listing breast size
>listing skin color
>listing virginity status
>listing family members
>listing phobias
>listing allergies

Just don't. No good will come of it.

>>54835879
>listing family members
>listing phobias
>listing allergies
Actually sounds like a good idea

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>>54835879
What's wrong with busty, pale, virginal, astraphobic ladyknights who are allergic to cats and the 4th children of their noble households?

>>54836535
Depending on what kind of DM you have.

>>54835879
Why would you not list skin colour? It's the first thing people see about you.

>>54836608
Not if you were wearing appropriate armor, you skank.

>>54836584
the fact that they're allergic to cats

cats are extremely useful animals and also super cute

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>>54836678
>Walking into a tavern wearing full plate
>Walking into an inn wearing full plate
>Having a meal in full plate
>Presenting yourself to the monarch in full plate
>Bathing in full plate
Who do you think you are, Goblin Slayer?

>>54836535
Enjoy your youngest daughter being polymorphed into a peanut-covered spider.

>>54836823
JOKES ON YOU
CAUSE I WILL!

>>54835697
While there's nothing wrong with describing a character's body type or with having a character that's noteably well-endowed, it should be remembered that it's only one attribute amongst many and not a character-defining one.

Going so far as to describe their actual cup size feels unnecessarily specific.

>>54836899
Ironically, GRRM does a good job of this when describing female characters. He'll mention maybe once that a character is "extremely buxom" or "full-figured" and never bring it up again, unless it's in reference to something relevant in the scene.

>>54836899
>Going so far as to describe their actual cup size feels unnecessarily specific.

But their height down to the inch and their weight down to the pound is standard fair.

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>>54836769
joke on you the guy did get undress !
see chapter 10

>>54836941
>Ironically

Why is this ironic? GRRM was a good writer.

>>54836716
False. Cats are mean, arrogant, smelly, and altogether useless creatures.

>>54837161
huh he's a cutie
unexpected

>>54837606
>main character of a mango is "a cutie"
How is this unexpected?

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>>54837668

> main character of a mango is "a cutie"
> main character of a mango
> a mango
> mango

>>54837579
Also cats are usually dumb

>>54835697
>Character description leads with or focuses on who the character is in the person, their background, or their place in society

Interesting, tell me more.

>Character description leads with or focuses on wish fulfillment physical description (cup size, bulging muscles, whatevs)

Groan.


I don't care what cup size your character has, it's totally skew to what makes a good character or bad.

>>54837752
Welcome to 4chan newfriend.

>>54837059
If you can't see why one is acceptable and the others aren't, you really must never play any games apart from ERP fetish crap. Do you also tell the party what your character's dick size is, too?

>>54837921
Is dick size that apparent?

>>54837965
If you dick size isn't apparent to all that look upon you it's too small to be worth mentioning.

>>54837161
>>54837606
When it was first revealed, /a/ flipped their shit and made edits to widen his jawline and add facial hair because they had all built up a mental image of him as a hypermasculine squarejawed sex god and couldn't fathom that he was a pretty boy like every other japanese protagonist ever.

>>54837921
>Do you also tell the party what your character's dick size is, too
Only if my character wears leather armor or other similarly sexy clothes.

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>>54837965
depends on the setting

>>54837538
>inb4 drinking/shitting excerpt
To be fair, dysentery is a hell of a disease.

>>54837921
Two of us rolled a d8 for it last session when we had to go skinny dipping to get some treasure

>>54838552
3d4 drop 1 would be more accurate

>>54838610
But that wouldn't have led to my cowardly piece of shit bard rolling a fitting 1

>>54837161
>Le tueur de gobelins
IMHO that's the big flaw of the French language: it's otherwise great, but it's shit for making up concise titles. You end up with an extremely long and floral translation for "goblin slayer" rather than something concise like... IDK, tue-gobelins (or maybe take a leaf from the book of Spanish and do something like Matagobelinos)?

>>54838177
He's not THAT bad, but I did expect something a bit more masculine.

Rolled 2, 4, 1 = 7 (3d4)

>>54838610
Curious.