How do you deal with a angry russian? Said russian is angry

Have the not!Slavs do cool things to even out their qualities in his eyes.

>>54827695
Why are they not!Slavs and why are they tribal-based

>>54827695
Give them a bottle of vodka, it will remind them of childhood seriously go for it if the whole idea is to have fun at their expense

>>54827695
Fuck you, you shitty human bean. Go fuck yourself with a ten-foot pole.

>>54827695
Ancient Slavs really did live in tribal societies, tell him to stop being a faggot.

>>54828412
Everyone was a tribals in the Ancient times, you filthy mongoloid.

>>54827695
You build a wall between him and the non-communist area of the table.

>>54827695
>How do you deal with a angry russian?
Send your mom in a fur coat at him and hope his primal bear fucking instincts take hold long enough to run

Tell him he can take it or leave it.

>>54827695
Vodka. If that fails, firepower, and if that fails, sufficient amounts of high explosive

>>54828453
Yeah, exactly.

OPs friend is probably some dumbass Russia stronk gopnik that can't handle his country being criticized in any way

>>54828629
But Anon, fire solves EVERY PROBLEM. Hereford, he should use a fire.

>>54827695
Ask him why he doesn't make a new character whose goal is to unite the tribes.

>>54827695
Tell him to either grow up or piss off

>>54827695
You don't reason with angry Russian, especially if they are angry because of their patriotic feefees got hurt. You just tell them to fuck off and cease any contacts with them.
t. Russian