>Elf shows up to the party wearing dwarf-face Unacceptable.

Dwarves laugh themselves to death when their new beardless brother can't handle his ale.Or his 100 pound set of armor. Or his axe.

>>54813814
If Tolkien's elves are anything to go by, they could probably drink the dwarves under the table.

Mirkwood elves know how to party

>>54813869
TO BE FAIR, the average Mirkwood elves (not Legolas and his dad but the elves they ruled over) are basically the rednecks of elfdom.

Not that I think the "more civilized" elves COULDN'T drink dwarves under the table, I just doubt they would.

File: 1464558154956.jpg (95KB, 684x900px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 684x900px

>Orc wears human clothes
Muh cultural appropriation!

Would "dwarf face" be an elf with a beard?

>>54813783
Must be a Wood Elf, if he's wearing the face of a Dwarf. Search his belongings, he'll probably have Orc-face, Human-face and maybe even Elf-face too.

>>54813783
Calm your tits, it's only Sandwich.

>>54813783
>Tensions arise when the Dwarf offers to round out the Elf's ears

>>54813783
>dwarf-face
That's called BEARD, you ingrate. You midgets don't have monopoly on facial hair.

File: DwarfFace.png (323KB, 640x359px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 640x359px

>>54813783
>>Elf shows up to the party wearing dwarf-face

>>54815401
>That's called BEARD
This