Does any standard DnD class make for a worse waifu than a female

Stop taking drugs before you turn on your computer...
>your saved brain cells thank you

>>54808696
Assassin rogues.

>>54810351
>limber
>loyal
>probably yandere
>can be anyone for you
>always has money

Assassin Rogues are god-tier waifus

>>54808696
Waifus are for trash people.

>>54810581

Jealousy is ugly, roastie.

>>54810581
Waifus are better than actual women, and the only people who deny this are women and Nu-males.

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Here's the real question...Wizardess or Sorceress?

Warlocks don't need to bother, nobody loves them anyway, they're the Tomokos of the mage world.

>>54811005
Sorceress. I'm a Wizard. I want spontaneity and beauty in my partners on the one hand but I also don't want them to eclipse me in my quest for ultimate power.

>>54811109
>implying Sorceresses fuck Int nerds and not Strength Chads.

They don't want your technical mage-geek conversation, magic just happens because they want it to.

>>54811231
>tfw already fucking a sorceress
My melanin-enriched brother, you have no idea what a man can do with magic.

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>>54811005
>nobody loves them

But they all understand the value of inviting us to go drinking.