Thread replies: 210
Thread images: 135
Thread images: 135
File: not slaanesh.jpg (296KB, 1024x1117px) Image search:
[Google]
296KB, 1024x1117px
Good evening, human friends. I'm one of your saints that serve under the corpse emperor, just like you. I've come to tell you that, in my time inside the warp, I've discovered that, the great and powerful Slaanesh's ultimate goal is to eat every single one of the Eldar's delicious and succulent souls.
As such, it seems that, if you're able to kill every single Eldar, Slaanesh will fade into the warp, happy and content, meaning that he won't be a problem for your- I mean our Imperium. So what are you waiting for? You should go and kill every single one of those Eldar. Oh, and if you can do it in the most painful way, that'd be great.
For the emperor and whatever.
>>
File: 3206474-emperor_of_mankind_by_genzoman.jpg (251KB, 734x950px) Image search:
[Google]
251KB, 734x950px
>>54740492
Begone Slaanesh. Your temptations have no power here.
>>
>>54740492
[This thread has been hijacked by the inquisition]
greetings imperial citizens. we have received word that the saint that made this thread is, in fact not an actual saint.
Please be advised that we will continue to kill the vile xenos known as the eldar, but not on request of this fake saint.
>imperial thought of the day: it is better to die for the emperor, than to live for yourself
[message terminated]
>>
>>54740492
Hmm.
I may be wrong, but...
I distinctly remember that living saints wear clothing. Like, all the time. I heard one guardsman snuck into Celestine's quarters to try and see her disrobed, and before he was executed, he passed along the message "When she takes off her armour, she just has another set underneath."
>>
File: I said not slaanesh.jpg (107KB, 381x358px) Image search:
[Google]
107KB, 381x358px
>>54740543
Look my fellow corpse worshippers, a golden demon who calls itself the emperor. Everybody knows your emperor is dead as hell, so you should, like, totally shoot this thing.
>>54740598
Celestine is just a stuck up bitch, no one likes her.
>>
>>54740492
Question,
If Slannesh is so powerful why can't he/she take care if the eldar him/herself?
Since being birthed and killing most of the eldar off he/she's really been coasting.
>>
File: totally normal officer.jpg (39KB, 600x600px) Image search:
[Google]
39KB, 600x600px
>>54740492
Hey, you kinda remind me of our new Commissar. She's way nicer than the old Commissar was, so I guess you must be alright too.
>>
File: holy dick.png (240KB, 592x548px) Image search:
[Google]
240KB, 592x548px
>>54740492
Begone thot.
>>
>>54740592
Excuse me, inquisitorial, but killing the Eldar for the emperor isn't going to accomplish the same thing(In this case, send their souls to Slaneesh and make her happy or whatever) ? And if so, why this saint's words aren't true?
>>
File: still not slaanesh.jpg (44KB, 215x151px) Image search:
[Google]
44KB, 215x151px
>>54740629
Well that's not way to treat an Imperial saint.
Just kidding, insult me more, you manmeat.
>>
>>54740598
[the inquisition: yet again]
Imperial citizen thank you for the question, do not be alarmed many saints shun clothing. This is due to the purity of the human form.
This fake saint however possesses a corrupted form, thereby revealing it's inhuman nature
>imperial thought of the day: blessed is the mind that is filled with faith, for it cannot be filled with anything else
[message terminated]
>>
>>54740677
Yep, that's what Slan- a saint would say.
>>
File: EmperorsWisdom.jpg (86KB, 400x889px) Image search:
[Google]
86KB, 400x889px
>>54740610
As I said before Slaanesh, your vile magics will not work here. How are you even physically *here*, anyway. Reality should be imploding just from your mere presence.
>>
>>54740624
>Far off grey knight REEEEE
>>
So Slaanesh is basically Todd Howard?
>>
>>54740492
So... What's your saintly name anyway?
>>
>>54740721
If that's true, then this is definitely not Slaneesh and in fact, a Saint. So we should do what she says. Because reasons or whatever you know, let's kill all the elder just to fuck with them. Or fuck them. Murderfuck them.
>>
>>54740721
There's probably an anti-whatever that's causing reality to EXplode at the same rate and intensity as it's imploding
>>
>>54740492
But what of the other more dangerous and competent chaos gods?
I mean is Slaanesh even really a major threat to the imperium?
I probably put the Tau above Slaanesh in terms of current threats to the imperium
>>
File: trust me not slaanesh.jpg (54KB, 267x188px) Image search:
[Google]
54KB, 267x188px
>>54740678
It's just body paint, I went to a rave here in the warp with the other saints.
>>
File: 8mJZwKj.jpg (57KB, 295x320px) Image search:
[Google]
57KB, 295x320px
>>54740750
Seems that Slaanesh's whispers have gotten to this one. Somebody get the Custodes.
>>
>>54740786
Why is that? I just hate old people.
>>
I once fapped to Slaanesh, sorry Big E.
It was more than once.
>>
>>54740757
[holy inquisition, unsurprisingly]
The gills too? The horns? The giant claws? The ethereal hands? The fact that any psyker we show this thread to explodes?
>imperial thought of the day: a day spent in the service of the emperor is worth more than any prize
[message terminated]
>>
File: fulgrim_the_reptillian_lovetoy.jpg (708KB, 800x760px) Image search:
[Google]
708KB, 800x760px
>>54740492
lel O Slaanesh babe u so sexxi when you try to be all sneeki beeki like this. Come to bed and play hide-the-chainsword with me again.
>>
File: cute top hat.jpg (49KB, 322x189px) Image search:
[Google]
49KB, 322x189px
>>54740748
My name doesn't matter, I'm just the cool saint that everybody loves.
>>
>>54740492
Im sorry "saint" but my Spiritual Liege has a loose alliance with a splinter faction of Eldar. The filthy xenos have done him a favor. I'd rather inslave them than kill them. They can be put to use killing Chaos, our true enemy
>>
File: excellent taste.png (319KB, 322x553px) Image search:
[Google]
319KB, 322x553px
>>54740492
I have to say, this guy with the two hands right here knows what's up. Everyone else is grasping, futilely trying to pull themselves up and escape this glowy soul pit thing.
He's just rubbing her feet and playing with her toes.
>>
>>54740834
Apologies to put your wisdom into question, friendly neighborhood inquisitor, but I gotta ask. Don't psykers explode at most threads as a rule of thumb?
>>54740841
That embarassing a name? I suppose you could go by "the nameless saint" or something cool like that, if your name is indeed really stupid. I mean, who would die for Saint Fluffykins?
>>
>>54740492
If you murderfuck someone in the most gruesome and fetish-filled way, passing them a bunch of bugs before the execution, then use the disease riddled body as ammo against a populated settlement, which God are you pleasing the most?
Consider that you are actually attacking your own settlement. Also you are the corpse.
>>
>>54740837
[alpharius]
Get a job you lazy bum, stop spending all your lunch money to buy crack
>alpharius message of the day: alpharius is cool
[alpharius]
>>
File: wh40k_fulgrim_sneki_sexxi_daemon_prince_of_slaanesh.png (1MB, 1024x1448px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1024x1448px
>>54740721
It's xir raging sexxiness, dad. Don't judge.
>>
>>54740834
Psykers exploding should not be used as a metric to measure anything due to how often and how randomly they'll do it
>>
>>54740828
>>54740830
Truly the vileness of Chaos has gotten it's roots into this Imperium. Someone drag these two away for a necessary "dip" into the Promethium baths.
>>
File: did someone say heresy.jpg (433KB, 1280x895px) Image search:
[Google]
433KB, 1280x895px
>>54740492
Ah, another "Living Saint" for the pyre! And this time, there isn't any damn Black Crusade to stop me from performing my duties!
>>
>>54740879
>>54740960
[surprise it's the inquisition]
The grey space marines we have on staff usually don't, the ones that didn't immediately started masturbating which is far more worrying
>Imperial thought of the day: a small mind is a tidy mind
[message terminated]
>>
>>54741007
They must be special psykers then. Last one I knew exploded... well the only theory is that their recaf was not to their liking, and the one before that exploded/imploded presumably due to recieving a particularly stern look
>>
>>54741007
Oh, I didn't even know they could physically do that. Proceed then. As you no doubt intended anyway, of course, inquisitorial communicant.
>>
>>54740949
Shut the fuck up Fulgrim. You are one of the primary reasons why I am currently stuck on this glorified toilet.
>>
File: Storm Warden Marine.jpg (765KB, 877x1270px) Image search:
[Google]
765KB, 877x1270px
>>54740492
I must say Brothers, while this "Exotic" Living Saint does seem a little rough around the edges, it's words do ring true. We should go show those pointy eared assholes that we still don't approve of the whole 1 Eldar = 1 Human System conversion rate.
>>
File: fulgrim, aka sex incarnate.jpg (276KB, 1600x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
276KB, 1600x1000px
>>54741076
lol that's you're fault for not giving us the love and attention and snuggles we needed! You only ever saw us as tools to be used an then discarded like the Thunder warriors.
At least I know Slaanesh loves*WET SLAPPING SOUNDS*me.
>>
>>54741102
No, stop being naive you oversized, hyper-muscled automaton. That's exactly what it wants you to do.
>>
File: Totally The New Commissar.jpg (150KB, 524x928px) Image search:
[Google]
150KB, 524x928px
>>54740492
DO NOT LISTEN IMPERIAL SLA-CITIZENS!
I, the new Commissar, have come to tell you this Living Saint is a Heretic, and cannot be trusted.
Infact, you should just purge Xir right here and now, BLOOD FOR THe Emperor!
>>
File: Storm Warden Champion.jpg (94KB, 898x842px) Image search:
[Google]
94KB, 898x842px
>>54741243
Of course my liege, pardon my foolishness!
>>
File: I+ve+started+making+some+of+my+own+and+i+was+_5132302993c3b86cf8cdc3074db4dbcf.jpg (242KB, 1000x520px) Image search:
[Google]
242KB, 1000x520px
>>54741239
You are literally nothing more than a glorified sextoy, if even that. It will eventually get bored of you, and discard you after you have finished being useful to it.
>>
>>54741273
Wouldn't that be appealing to them though?
>>
>>54740492
Sorry saint, but the primarch said Eldar count as humans now and to not kill them.
Then he kissed that Yvraine in the lips.
>>
File: 9308918.jpg (87KB, 1138x640px) Image search:
[Google]
87KB, 1138x640px
>>54741271
Literal flesh-golem. I honestly wonder what I was thinking when I made that a feature of yours.
>>54741257
Oh look, if it isn't the Screaming Paraplegic himself. How's leg-day by the way?
>>
>>54741326
At least you don't have to deal with a giant rat that likes repeating words and all around talks like a massive twit
>>
File: Squats for The Sku-Golden Throne.jpg (19KB, 145x376px) Image search:
[Google]
19KB, 145x376px
>>54741326
Leg day has been great, thank you fo-
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU SPEAK OF YOUR GOLDEN BENEVOLENCE! We still good to kill the heretical Living Saint?
>>
File: 1463752833170.jpg (190KB, 623x414px) Image search:
[Google]
190KB, 623x414px
>>54741358
I'm somewhat grateful that, that rat bastard never ascended to true godhood. Even if it means I have to deal with the *other* four giant cosmic asspains.
>>54741409
Korner, I commend you on formulating this elaborate plot to destroy Slaanesh and corrupt my Imperium from the inside out. Truly impressive, especially from you. But it probably isn't going to work.
>>
>>54741474
Actually if you let the eldar take out the pervert the rat is the replacement and literally no one will be happy about this
>>
File: BE COOL! BE THE COOLISSAR!.jpg (14KB, 137x192px) Image search:
[Google]
14KB, 137x192px
>>54741474
Dudeshutupwecanendthisbitchonceandforallcomeonbecoolforonceinyour50,000yearsoflife.
WORRY NOT IMPERIAL SLAVEshitCORPSfuckSOLDIERS! The Commissar is here to end this Heresy for The Emperor!
>>
File: roboute_guilliman_and_yvraine_by_wharfendale-dbcfqvn.jpg (219KB, 895x892px) Image search:
[Google]
219KB, 895x892px
>>54741273
Yeah well at least I've been able to have fun for the last 10,000 years. Do you even still have the, uh, *equipment,* daddy dearest?
Oh and by the way, here's a recent snap of your favorite son Rowboat! My but he does seem to like that space elf poontang, doesn't he? *Snicker*
>>
>>54741498
So you mean I either have to deal with, Rape, Rape, Drugs, Rock-and-Roll, and more Rape, or an absolutely annoying rat thing that will probably be the bane of my half-existence, especially when combined with the other Three? Fan-fucking-tastic.
>>
>>54741542
Also the ratfolk will tunnel into your shitter
>>
>>54741555
This is true, father. I'm sure even you don't want that.
>>
File: nido.org_1458014514811_n.png (1MB, 839x464px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 839x464px
>>54741521
Khorne, it's either Slaanesh, or the Rat, and I doubt you would enjoy the presence of the Rat for any length of time.
>>54741533
Dammit Guilliman. He gets to smash that, whilst I am entombed upon this throne in constant agony all whilst listening to how fucking stupid my Imperium has grown over these last few millenia.
>>
>>54741610
He already knows the rat. Kinda. Maybe. It's unclear if this khorne and that khorne are the same khorne. Or if any of the other gods are the same. The wierdest would be if the Gorkamorkas were the same
>>
>>54741632
It can all be explained through 4th-degree inter-dimensional warpfuckery. That's the usual explanation anyway.
>>
File: THE NEW COMMISSAR MAKES A LOYAL FRIEND!.png (209KB, 288x340px) Image search:
[Google]
209KB, 288x340px
>>54741610
NoBroIGotThatPartCoveredTrustMeIKnowASnekThatCanHandleTheRat!
WHO'S READY TO DIE FOR THE SKUL-GOLDEN THRONE!
>>
>>54741690
Ah. I see. Why do you guys insist on using abbadabbadoo even though he's a colossal failure? I mean, you DO have another option
>>
File: 666282 - Elizaveta_Bikuin Fulgrim Primarch Warhammer_40K chaos slaanesh.jpg (158KB, 602x807px) Image search:
[Google]
158KB, 602x807px
>>54741610
Life can be *so* unfair, can't it daddy? Everyone gets to have love...but you. *Tee hee*. But if you join us, I'm sure mydominatrixboygirlfriend will find a place for youIN THE GIMP BOXin xir new order.
>>
>>54741718
Something something something elf souls
>>
File: Still Totally Loyalist.jpg (45KB, 238x443px) Image search:
[Google]
45KB, 238x443px
>>54741711
I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE VILE WARMASTER MYSELF, BUT IF I HAD TO GUESS GLORIOUS MASTER OF MANKIND, I'D SAY HE'S AROUND FOR, AS THE KIDS SAY "The Lulz"
So how about killing that Heretical Living Saint now?
>>
File: 1463679070787.png (1MB, 850x462px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 850x462px
>>54741690
Where did you even get that Snake? I didn't even see you move.
>>54741718
No thanks, you disgusting soul-devouring hermaphrodite.
>>
>>54741738
You mistake me "Commissar" I'm neither the spooky skeleton on the pimp chair, nor the bigger, spookier skeleton that works with he man
>>
>>54741756
The snake is a constellation
Expect light showers of lizard people and toadmen induced meteors in the near future
>>
File: Shit where'd he go.....jpg (160KB, 514x916px) Image search:
[Google]
160KB, 514x916px
>>54741774
Fucking Mask Keeps Fucking Blocking My MeDamned Fa-
>>54741756
His name is Sotek, and he's here to eat raw, bloody hearts, and is adorable. He'll keep the rat in check, no worries there.
SO CAN WE KILL XIR YET??!?!?!
>>
>>54741809
How the hell did you manage to convince Sotek to chill with you? Probably the same bullshit causing this to happen
>>
File: 4v3CuCy.jpg (363KB, 2560x1440px) Image search:
[Google]
363KB, 2560x1440px
>>54741809
Killing Slaanesh wouldn't even do anything. It would just reform as a slight different, but still very hedonistic rapemonster. There is really no point. It would also fuck over realspace something fierce. Now I shall cuddle with my Centuribuddy for a bit.
>>
File: Looking for Heresy over here now..jpg (15KB, 186x162px) Image search:
[Google]
15KB, 186x162px
>>54741814
He started off as a pen pal, and we bonded over our mutual love of bloody sacrifice. He gets the hearts, I get the Skulls....
For the Emperor of course.
-cough-
>>
File: FUCKING ANGRY FOR THE EMPEROR!.jpg (108KB, 586x626px) Image search:
[Google]
108KB, 586x626px
>>54741835
BUTWEDGETSOMEFUCKINGPEACEANDQUIETFORABITFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You majesty....
>>
File: fulgrim_by_caezar23-d7ljbnw.jpg (115KB, 1024x721px) Image search:
[Google]
115KB, 1024x721px
>>54741756
>No thanks, you disgusting soul-devouring hermaphrodite.
Daddy, how reactionary of you.
>>
>>54740996
>Crossbolter
Every time I assume 40k stuff to have reached the bottom of its stupidity I'm proved hilariously wrong
>>
File: slaanesh_by_elizaveta_bikuin-d5lxmtk.jpg (205KB, 900x1284px) Image search:
[Google]
205KB, 900x1284px
>>54741725
>elf souls
Are magically delicious!
>>
>>54741936
Oh my god, I think the crossbow part actually works too. That's fucking amazing
>>
File: 300px-Pleased_Emprah.jpg (19KB, 300x169px) Image search:
[Google]
19KB, 300x169px
>>54741879
Calm down. Maybe if some other being were to consume the residual warp stuff, it would prevent Slaanesh from Reforming. But who to trust with such a task however.
>>54741928
Your smugness makes me want to strangle you, you daemon-possessed meatshell.
>>
File: BREATH Breath, remember the steps, no need to be so angry..jpg (25KB, 243x212px) Image search:
[Google]
25KB, 243x212px
>>54741961
FUCK! Fine, I'm good, I'm good.
What about Khaine
THe uh-Warp Deity I heard Lord Roboute speaking of, after he made icky times with that Eldar Harlot?
>>
File: slash_fulgrim_by_slaanesh_goddess-d6kmkeu.jpg (235KB, 824x969px) Image search:
[Google]
235KB, 824x969px
>>54741961
>makes me want to strangle you
Daddy! You're into breath-play too? I haven't done that in a long time but if you're game, I am!
>>
File: mqdefault.jpg (13KB, 320x180px) Image search:
[Google]
13KB, 320x180px
>>54742054
Khaine could probably do it, but he's so old and fragmented that getting to him would be a bit difficult. The hard part would be getting into contact with a fragment of him that *isnt* either murderously insane, or too damn lethargic to try and do anything.
>>
>>54741961
We could always introduce the Great Devourer, Shadow in the Warp and new Chaos God of Xenophilia, Bestiality and Vore! :D
>>
>>54741939
>Both ears and horns.
Which to use as handlebars? Decisions, decisions.
>>
does anyone have that one Tzeentch meme from the yugioh episode? I cant find it
>>
>>54742063
Your existence brings me immense physical pain. I don't know how, but it does. I'd prefer the company of Magnus or Rogal to you right now.
>>
>>54742088
Khaine would be weird since the other khaine has been dead for indeterminate centuries yet is still worshipped. Speaking of OTHER gods, the good commissar seems to be neglecting telling you about the OTHER skeleton he knows. The one who has god-eating experience
>>
File: Making a List, Checking it Twice.jpg (18KB, 180x201px) Image search:
[Google]
18KB, 180x201px
>>54742088
FUCK! True
What about Isha? That uh...fuck...the one that the big fat guy has?
>>
>>54742163
Why are you refraining on telling him about skeletor commissar?
>>
File: I miss my Chain Axe.jpg (14KB, 152x154px) Image search:
[Google]
14KB, 152x154px
>>54742183
I will discipline you trooper, don't think I won't!
I totally have no idea what Spooky Skeletal you are talking about, and totally don't want to involve him in my, I mean, The Emperor's Affairs.
>>
File: 400px-Nagash-necromancer.jpg (32KB, 400x284px) Image search:
[Google]
32KB, 400x284px
>>54742138
God's are weird end it comes to the Warp. They seem to keep on existing on matter what happens. It turns everything into one major clusterfuck. Also, that skeleton god, I vaguely remember him.
>>54742163
I shall would either explode from the raw corruptive energy that is her own personal anathema, or she would turn into Slaanesh 2.0: Electric Boogaloo, and then we would all be fucked (quite literally).
>>
File: icon.428x241.jpg (26KB, 428x241px) Image search:
[Google]
26KB, 428x241px
>>54742218
*Isha* I hate this Text-To-Speech Device sometimes.
>>
File: Maybe if I rename this, they won't notice I reused it.jpg (14KB, 134x192px) Image search:
[Google]
14KB, 134x192px
>>54742218
Alright, running low on names, but what if we just broke up Xir and let it manifest into several smaller daemon princes and greater daemons of it's following. That way we keep it's greater consciousness broken up (Amazing), and it doesn't disappear or fuck over your icky material universe?
>>
>>54742301
Then the rat comes in. You should know this
>>
>>54741474
Oi Emprah! Ain't dere more den just 'four' o' dem giant kosmic squigshits?
>>
File: Snake Bro Is Best Bro.jpg (15KB, 148x172px) Image search:
[Google]
15KB, 148x172px
>>54742322
And again, I got that handled.
>>
File: NotGork & NoMork.jpg (240KB, 978x575px) Image search:
[Google]
240KB, 978x575px
>>54742125
Shame one of your primorks not only worships da most disgusting Chaos Git, he follows da wun dat came from dem pointy-eared panzees!
Tis' not roight at all.
>>
File: Bet you can't guess what's in the Stein.jpg (40KB, 260x328px) Image search:
[Google]
40KB, 260x328px
>>54742418
Oh damn! Now it's a party!
>>
File: fulgrim_by_slaanesh_goddess-d6zze4v.jpg (132KB, 894x894px) Image search:
[Google]
132KB, 894x894px
>>54742125
Embrace the pain, daddy, embrace it! Only then can you become one with the Ecstasy of Agony.
>>54742418
Oh DO hush up, you uncouth barbarians.
>>
File: IMG_0529.jpg (403KB, 798x1138px) Image search:
[Google]
403KB, 798x1138px
++IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MARS!++
If you replace your pelvis, mouth, ears, nose, and other organs you cannot be sexually assaulted as easily by the flesh-lord.
++IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MARS!++
>>
>>54741007
>The grey space marines we have on staff usually don't, the ones that didn't immediately started masturbating which is far more worrying
So they still exploded then?
>>
>>54742349
>>54742418
Thanks Gork/Mark. You are honestly one of the only Warp beings I can tolerate at any given time. At least you have some sense of honor. And yes, there *are* other Chaos deities, but so long as on thing shifts the current balance *too* much, we should be fine.
>>54742301
>>54742359
That sounds like a good way to get multiple star system devouring abominations running around fucking shit up for everyone. Honeslty, we should just stuff it's essence in a box, and mail it straight other that ass-squid Tzeentch.
>>
File: Warhammer-40000-фэндомы-Lion-El'Jonson-Primarchs-3469467.jpg (167KB, 1096x1080px) Image search:
[Google]
167KB, 1096x1080px
Emperor damn it, can a man get some fuckin sleep without being woken up by some asinine racket?
>>
>>54742493
What if we get The Nightbringer involved?
>>54742507
Wow Fulgrim you really sobered up qui-
Oh wait, you're the other one.
>>
>>54742493
Huh you really are like skeletor and he man rolled up into one.
>>
File: I will tell you when I've had enough.jpg (44KB, 258x330px) Image search:
[Google]
44KB, 258x330px
>>54742493
That can very much be arranged.
>>
>>54742493
Yes man-thing, keepkeep believing that there are only four god-things...
>>
File: Put+your+armor+back+on+_60e8691881e2df193608136a4947abe5.png (114KB, 300x169px) Image search:
[Google]
114KB, 300x169px
>>54742465
No, I think not you semi-feminine aberration.
>>54742478
This guy needs to find a toaster to fondle.
>>54742507
And as for you.....I am very unsure.
>>
File: Redemption-Lion_El'Jonson.jpg (204KB, 491x834px) Image search:
[Google]
204KB, 491x834px
>>54742528
>Oh wait, you're the other one.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I'd watch your words around the Primarch of the First Legion.
Speaking of Legions, where the fuck is my Legion?
>>
>>54742560
He meant the other blatantly fruity primarch
>>
>>54742575
Magnus is the red one. That should be simple enough, right?
>>
File: Dark Angels Chaptermaster.jpg (117KB, 724x960px) Image search:
[Google]
117KB, 724x960px
>>54742575
There's a reason they are hanging out in The Rock.
>>
File: Pre_heresy_lion_el_johnson.jpg (105KB, 425x850px) Image search:
[Google]
105KB, 425x850px
>>54742575
Oh that faggot Fulgrim? What a cunt, I bet that bitch Guiliman kicked his ass.
>>54742549
Wait, you're dad? Why are your a corpse? The fuck has happened? Last thing I remember was that backstabbing prick Luther betraying me and literally backstabbing me.
>>
File: Absolutely_disgraceful.jpg (43KB, 620x330px) Image search:
[Google]
43KB, 620x330px
>>54742528
>What if we get The Nightbringer involved?
Then it just becomes a game of "How Long Until Things Go Tits-Up". It definitely own end well.
>>54742539
Yes, I am. Praise my gloriousness (Don't).
>>54742544
Go away Horned Rat. Nobody thinks you are interesting or even somewhat amusing. You are just as bad as that one 'Malal' guy.
>>
>>54742544
GET OUT BEFORE STUFF STARTS LEAKING YOU FOOL
>>
File: images (38).jpg (11KB, 302x167px) Image search:
[Google]
11KB, 302x167px
>>54742587
>Wait, you're dad? Why are your a corpse? The fuck has happened?
Well look at who has been late for the past 10 millenia. Honestly, you have truly impeccable timing.
>>
File: SNEK ATTACK.png (80KB, 180x171px) Image search:
[Google]
80KB, 180x171px
>>54742544
>>54742589
Show me where the rat is, Sotek is hungry.
>>
>>54742602
To be fair he did try to wait out the heresy and side with whoever he thought would win.
Speaking of which, whatever happened to our "Living saint"? And shouldn't there be two more "Upstanding members of the imperium"?
>>
File: LionArtDescent.jpg (110KB, 600x866px) Image search:
[Google]
110KB, 600x866px
>>54742602
So do we launch a Crusade or some shit then? Also, seriously who did what with my legion? Last I counted I had 50,000 Dark Angels to my name, yet right now there's only a thousand in green armor and robes praising me and shit.
Is this all that's left? Have my sons squandered their resources and been reduced to a mere thousand men in my apparent ten thousand years of absence? WHERE IS MY FUCKIN LEGION.
>>
File: Nothin' beats a good squigar.jpg (227KB, 978x575px) Image search:
[Google]
227KB, 978x575px
>>54742465
*Gork*: Oh zog off. You've got less brains den a snotling. Even they know to avoid getting trapped inside a bloody painting!
>>54742544
*Mork* You're an overgrown squig for a race of bipedal squigs. Zoggin' MALAL has more credibility as a Chaos God than you.
>>54742560
*Mork* So ya finally decided to quit playing 'shut-in hiding in Daddy's basement' and come out to play huh?
'bout zoggin' time.
*Gork* Say... Anyone seen dat Vulkan git 'round lately? Always liked dat one.
>>
>>54742620
>To be fair he did try to wait out the heresy and side with whoever he thought would win.
That makes him a fucking coward, and one of four the main reasons why I am now a skeleton seated on this damned Throne in eternal agony. Also, I think Slaanesh bolted after it became clear it's plan wasn't working.
>>
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!
>>
>>54742654
Where the hell did Skarsnik run off to?
>>
>>54742602
>>54742644
I'll give you this, Emperor, you and your family have great hair.
What shampoo do you use?
>>
File: Beyond Bishonen.jpg (138KB, 1000x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
138KB, 1000x1000px
>>54742544
The Horned Rat is here? OOooh, bring it on! I shall roll it's squiggly furry self into a ball and stuff him into my[REDACTED].
>>54742654
That wasn't my fault!
>>54742657
S/he has things to do.
>>54742663
Oh no, YOU again....
>>
File: This mask is starting to itch.jpg (41KB, 307x278px) Image search:
[Google]
41KB, 307x278px
>>54742644
Nice warrior do, what's your secret?
>>
>>54742644
>So do we launch a Crusade or some shit then?
No, currently we fix the bloated mess that this Imperium has become over the past couple millenia. Currently I am waiting for Magnus and my little Custodian to come back to me on that. Also, from what I can tell, most of your legion decided to join Chaos and are probably fucking shit up somewhere.
>>
File: Surprise! It actually shoots axes!.jpg (14KB, 148x152px) Image search:
[Google]
14KB, 148x152px
>>54742663
MY BOY!
I mean...FOUL TRAITOR!
COME HERE, I HAVE A WEAPON TO SHOW YOU
>>
>>54742681
WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!
>>
>>54742697
IS... IS THAT A GUN THAT SHOOTS CHAINAXES!? MY LORD KH...AMISAR, YOU DO ME GREAT HONOR! WHERE'S THAT CUNT WHO DIDDIDIDNT WANT TO SEE ME?
>>
File: maxresdefault (29).jpg (70KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
70KB, 1280x720px
>>54742675
Considering most of the hair follicles on my glorious scalp have long since eroded away, leaving only the bare minimum of what I once possessed, it is most just willpower keeping the last of my hair around.
>>
File: lion_el_jonson_by_themaestronoob-d9ftoyr.jpg (2MB, 4500x3447px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 4500x3447px
>>54742683
>>54742675
Tzeentch's tears after I turned him down on betraying dad and told him to shove it so far up his ass he can move his mouth like a puppet.
>>54742663
>>54742654
What the fuck have we been doing in the past ten thousand years if the World Eater nobody and the fucking ORKS are still alive? They're barbarians for fuck's sake, there's not an easier and more disorganized threat in the galaxy to squash than Orks since we broke them utterly on Ullanor.
>>54742688
THEY WHAT
>>
>>54742697
MY LORD KH...AMISAR, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU GIFTS TO DECORATE YOUR THR... THE EMPERORS THRONE! PERHAPS WE SHOULD MAKE A PILGRIMAGE TO PLACE THEM AT HIS FEET! I DEFINITELY WON'T BRING MY NEW GUN. CERTAINLY NOT!
>>
>>54742749
Oh yeah, you were asleep for that time terra had a second moon
>>
File: Prouder Then E-Money has ever been of his own kids.jpg (42KB, 329x323px) Image search:
[Google]
42KB, 329x323px
>>54742727
>>54742751
That's my boy
>>54742749
>>54742730
Willpower and Tzeentch Tears, got it.
Hopefully Sotek has taken care of that Rat problem you've been having.
>>
>>54742681
I wanna throat fuck Fulgrim so his lipstick stains my cock!
>>
File: Slaanesh - Not Even Once.jpg (15KB, 252x110px) Image search:
[Google]
15KB, 252x110px
>>54742776
>>
File: Lootin' that dakka.jpg (229KB, 978x575px) Image search:
[Google]
229KB, 978x575px
>>54742681
*Gork* Sure it was! Wot didja fink would 'appen when ya sold ya soul to a pointy-eared panzee god?
Did ya learn NOTHING from your Dad?
>>54742727
>>54742697
>>54742751
>>54742775
*Mork* Heh. Dat's sum nice dakka ya got there. Thanks fer lettin' me loot it from ya!
>>54742749
*Gork* Orks?
*Mork* Easy to squash?
*Both* LISTEN YA COWARDLY GROT! ORKZ IS DA BIGGEST AN' DA STRONGEST! JUST CUZ YA BEAKIEBOYZ IS GREEN TOO DOESN'T MEAN YA BETTER DEN DA GREENSKINS!
WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
>>
>>54742775
LORD KH...AMISAR, DO YOU WANT ME TO GO AND OBTAIN FOR YOU SOME OF THIS PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIECE OF FFFFFFFFFFUCKING FILTHS INGREDIENTS FOR SSHAMPOO?
YOU COULD ALWAYS USE MY RECIPE, INSTEAD...
>>
>>54742587
Wait, is that actual 40k art or a fantasy Chaos Warrior?
>>
File: Fallen_angel_by_diegogisbertllorens.jpg (155KB, 1024x1109px) Image search:
[Google]
155KB, 1024x1109px
>>54742749
>What the fuck have we been doing in the past ten thousand years if the World Eater nobody and the fucking ORKS are still alive? They're barbarians for fuck's sake, there's not an easier and more disorganized threat in the galaxy to squash than Orks since we broke them utterly on Ullanor.
The Orks are pretty easy to keep corralled, just give them a good fight and they'll flock to it like moths other a flame. And honeslty, I'd rather have them around than some of the o there shit we are knee deep in right now.
>THEY WHAT
They did. Specifically, half the entire legion did. This is how they look now.
>>
>>54742796
Don't act like you wouldn't wanna feel those soft pouty lips on your cock.
>>
>>54742797
You mangy gitz, you think I'd not bring enough Choppy Dakka for all?
>>54742802
No Foul Traitor, how about going to find this Lucius punk, and relieving him of his arms.
>>
>>54742835
Terra. Second Moon. Beast.
>>
File: 1479762745193212304.jpg (186KB, 1280x1345px) Image search:
[Google]
186KB, 1280x1345px
>>54742703
It means you are a shouty, bad smelling lout with atrocious hair, you big meanie monkey spank you.
>>54742776
Lorgar? Is that you, honey...? You KNOW I'm spoken for...
>>54742797
>Did ya learn NOTHING from your Dad?
Sure - my fabulous fashion sense! And with that gentlemen, I must take my leave for now - I have a date. If this thread is still up tomorrow I may pop in again. Toodles!
>>
AH... THIS HAS BEEN FUN. I'M OFF TO BED. NIGHT ANONS.
>>
File: As if I'd only have one.jpg (15KB, 148x152px) Image search:
[Google]
15KB, 148x152px
HERE WE GO LOYAL CITIZENS!
AXE-PISTOLS FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
File: Games-Workshop-Logo.jpg (164KB, 1391x579px) Image search:
[Google]
164KB, 1391x579px
>>54740492
Oi sod off, we're replacing you with the bloody rat as soon as the Imperium-Eldar alliance becomes a thing
>>
>>54742854
Oh yeah that. I keep forgetting, what with my soul being in fucking splinters and all. Still not as bad as what Chaos has done/will do/will likely do in the (potential) future.
>>
File: Force of habit.jpg (119KB, 483x575px) Image search:
[Google]
119KB, 483x575px
>>54742852
Who da zog do you fink I iz Khomizzar? 'course I looted it!
'sides, I was gunna go track down ol' squid-head Tzeentchie and torment him wid it for a laff.
>>
File: kwfsMu.gif (1MB, 320x180px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 320x180px
Welp, I need to go check something out with one of my soul fragments. If this thread manages to survive until I return, then there shall be cake for all.
>>
File: Good Night Blood Moon.jpg (18KB, 206x230px) Image search:
[Google]
18KB, 206x230px
>>54742908
Sounds like a fun time. Give him a big noogie for me you crazy Ork.
Time for this Blood Go-Commissar to hit the old Skull Mattress.
>>
File: A good laff.jpg (227KB, 978x575px) Image search:
[Google]
227KB, 978x575px
>>54742900
*Gork* Second moon wid a zoggin' YUGE! Ork face carved into the side leering down at ya planet the whole time.
And it was one of dozens!
*Mork* Dere was also that fing wid da Ork ambassadors too...
Da WAAAAGH! o' da Beast was a real fun time, no doubt about dat.
>>54742976
*Mork* Will do Khomizzar!
>>
File: randommechanicusguy.png (383KB, 479x466px) Image search:
[Google]
383KB, 479x466px
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>54742949
REMEMBER TO BRING US THE TOASTERS WE WERE PROMISED.
>>54742868
WE GRACIOUSLY ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING FOR THE OMNISSIAH
>01101101 01100101 01101100 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101101
>>54742998
MY EYE-RECEPTACLES HAVE SPOTTED A FLESHLING MADE OF 99.5% XENO FLESH:
>01000101 01011000 01010100 01000101 01010010 01001101 01001001 01001110 01000001 01010100 01000101
>01000101 01011000 01010100 01000101 01010010 01001101 01001001 01001110 01000001 01010100 01000101
>>
File: Tech-Priest Love.jpg (47KB, 768x960px) Image search:
[Google]
47KB, 768x960px
>>54743053
01000010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100001 01110010 01110000 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101111 01101100 00100001
>>
File: SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH.jpg (58KB, 900x527px) Image search:
[Google]
58KB, 900x527px
>>54743102
HERETEK!
>screeches in binary
>>
Listen up Imperial citizens, I have solid proof that our supposed great leader and successor the Emperor, the so called primarch Gulliman is consorting with filthy xenos. Within the thrall of one particularly foul specimen known as Yvraine, he is being manipulated to weild our great empire as simply a tool for the abominable intentions of the xenos. Our Empire is being used to create a daemon! Yes you heard me right, a xenos daemon, that is twice as bad as a xenos or a regular daemon.
I say we rise up and fight off this false primarch and his supersoldier goons, this Empire is for true humans, not foul mutants and xenos daemon worshipers. We must reclaim the true mantle of the Emperor and destroy all alien filth infiltrating us. Let it be a civil war the likes of which the Imperium of Man has never seen.
Here is the proof-
*pulls out data showing crudely drawn hentai of gulliman and yvraine*
*Is suddenly bundled into a car by the inquisition.*
>>
I deem this thread worthy of archiving.
>>
>>54740492
>if you're able to kill every single Eldar, Slaanesh will fade into the warp, happy and content, meaning that he won't be a problem for your- I mean our Imperium.
Despite that it would probably not make that crack addicted whore go away it is quite good plan anyway.
Less xenos less problems.
>So what are you waiting for?
Don't really know.
>>
File: mechanicusdude.jpg (279KB, 886x902px) Image search:
[Google]
279KB, 886x902px
>>54743397
AND I DEEM IT NECESSARY TO SANCTIFY IT IN THE NAME OF THE OMNISSIAH!
- THUS DO WE INVOKE THE MACHINE GOD. -
- THUS DO WE MAKE WHOLE THAT WHICH WAS SUNDERED. -
>01001000 01100001 01101001 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000
>>
File: god emperor Leto Atreides.jpg (74KB, 480x750px) Image search:
[Google]
74KB, 480x750px
Fuckers, you were supposed to "follow golden path" not "build golden throne"
Dying was a mistake.
>>
File: Dat 'stache wuz gettin' too ichy for me.jpg (225KB, 978x575px) Image search:
[Google]
225KB, 978x575px
>>54743053
*Gork* 'ey Mork, I fink da humie mekboyz are yellin' us in dat number in dere numba speak again!
*Mork* Oh for da luv o' Us... ZOG OFF YA COGHEAD HUMIES! ORKIMEDES AN' DA UVVA MEKBOYZ AREN'T GUNNA APOLOGIZE FER LOOTIN' ALL YER TOASTERS ON ULLANOR AN' MAKIN' GARGANTS FROM DEM!!!
>>
[wow it's the inquisition]
Greetings imperial citizens, I regret to inform you that this thread is now for the eyes of the inner circle only.
>imperial thought of the day: a broad mind lacks focus
[message terminated]
>>
>>54742822
That's lion el Jonson in his monster hunting armor before the crusade.
>>
>>54742822
No brother that's the mighty Primarch of the Dark Angels
>>
File: Mork HA!.jpg (225KB, 978x575px) Image search:
[Google]
225KB, 978x575px
>>54745585
*Mork* HAHA!! Will that happen before or after you spend a year praying to the giant toaster dragon on Mars?
>>
File: We still have our toasters.png (568KB, 819x975px) Image search:
[Google]
568KB, 819x975px
>>54745231
I don't mean to interject but..
>>
File: 1336712902912.jpg (71KB, 300x346px) Image search:
[Google]
71KB, 300x346px
>>54745887
AROUND THE TIME YOUR GENITALS WILL GROW TO BE MORE THAN A MUSHROOM AND TWO SPORE PODS, SMELLY GREENSKINS:
>>
File: 1421189637968.gif (90KB, 260x233px) Image search:
[Google]
90KB, 260x233px
I WILL END YOU ALL IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR, YOU DAMN HERETICAL FUCKS
>>
File: 1433602884916.jpg (11KB, 400x418px) Image search:
[Google]
11KB, 400x418px
>>54746086
Shouldn't you calm down before you sprout horns and start shouting hymns about the skull throne and the like?
>>
File: G & M wot.jpg (361KB, 1304x766px) Image search:
[Google]
361KB, 1304x766px
>>54745965
*Gork* Pfft. And ya point iz? Our dangly parts are still bigger than what ya wimpy humies have.
*Mork* Why did ya even bringin' dat up cogboy? Ya sound like a xeno-luvvin' git to me. Wot do da 'quisitas use for humies like you again? Heretik I think?
>>
File: Lootin' yer toasterz.jpg (115KB, 481x575px) Image search:
[Google]
115KB, 481x575px
>>54745895
*Mork* Oh fanks! I was wondering where ya cogboyz were hiding doze fings. Lootin' dem nao!
Now if all you boyz will excuse us, wez gotz work to do back in da Warp.
>>
>>54742864
No Lorgar here. Just an imperial citizen who gets off to the thought of using a Primarch as a cumdump!
>>
File: IMG_1332.jpg (1001KB, 2560x2584px) Image search:
[Google]
1001KB, 2560x2584px
>>54743102
FUCKING HERETECKS GET OFF MY COGITATOR
>>
File: 51712_da02fcc0721ae21f4350b4ed485343a4.jpg (90KB, 1027x788px) Image search:
[Google]
90KB, 1027x788px
I have returned, and-What in the sweet fuck is going on here?
>>
>>54740492
Seems legit. What do I get in return?
>>
File: Standard Guardsman.png (324KB, 649x421px) Image search:
[Google]
324KB, 649x421px
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>54747516
What's going on...?
Nothing at all, Glorious Emperor!
>>
File: Eliphas.png (856KB, 1043x712px) Image search:
[Google]
856KB, 1043x712px
>>54747516
Hey corpse-emperor.
Fuck you!
>>
Best thread on /tg/
>>
File: med_1473214723_00012.jpg (79KB, 640x360px) Image search:
[Google]
79KB, 640x360px
>>54748032
I would *almost* buy that, but considering that my random Mechanicus guys seem to be throwing a fit, and there are toasters everywhere, I have to worry.
>>
>>54741239
As far as I know, the adeptus sororitas CANNOT be influenced by chaos, besides how do we know you're nothing but a cultist cosplayer?
>>
Dammit, I'm always late to these things. Why do people keep forgetting to send me an invitation?
>>
File: 1471644087872.jpg (317KB, 1057x1185px) Image search:
[Google]
317KB, 1057x1185px
>>54748958
> the adeptus sororitas CANNOT be influenced by chaos
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Alroight ye lads! Took us sum time teh arrive but now Its time to rule th- What in the dead, living ancestors is happening roight now?
>>
File: maxresdefault (30).jpg (85KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
85KB, 1280x720px
>>54748996
Because you are currently stuck in the Retconium, and absolutely nobody can be assed enough to send you a proper Invitation.
>>
File: 73f5047974eae3016c354ef8d6cb8bdf.jpg (64KB, 738x936px) Image search:
[Google]
64KB, 738x936px
>>54740492
We still exist!
>>
File: Necoho.jpg (14KB, 233x205px) Image search:
[Google]
14KB, 233x205px
>>54740894
This guy, because I doubt that's possible.
>>
File: 1435440076860.png (260KB, 612x792px) Image search:
[Google]
260KB, 612x792px
Glory to the man who shall deliver us from all that is evil and wrong. May his vengeance cleanse us and unite us as we are all returned. The Herald will return.
>>
>>54750034
Damn straight, lad!
>>
File: Miriael Sabathiel.jpg (117KB, 800x800px) Image search:
[Google]
117KB, 800x800px
>>54748958
Yep, that's right, we're completely immune.
By the by, could you point me and my Sisters to the nearest Schola? We wanted to share some of our experience with the Sisters-to-be.
>>
File: big_1468677917_image.jpg (233KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
233KB, 1280x720px
>>54750034
>>54750500
Only in the fever dreams of the deranged.
>>
File: tmp_19469-warhammer_40k_eldar_harlequin2050414671.png (539KB, 1024x768px) Image search:
[Google]
539KB, 1024x768px
>>54752261
And yet! Not even we of these things dream;
For madden'd by the truths though we may be,
In Cegorach's good grace, we'd never deem
To of that misbegotten race, so much as see.
>>
File: Just tormentin' ya cogboyz.jpg (226KB, 978x575px) Image search:
[Google]
226KB, 978x575px
>>54747516
*Mork* Oh, nuthin' much... tormentin' ya toasta-obsessed cogboyz mostly. Why ya keep dez snotling-shit excuses fer meks 'round iz beyond me.
*Gork* Well da Emprah is a humie god, an' humie follweres aren't da brightest bunch a gitz begin wid.
>>54747188
*Mork* Oi! Yer dat Cawl git roight? Why da zog weren't ya 'elping ya cogbruvas back when da Beast was krumpin' da Imperium? 'ell, where da zog 'ave ya been fer da last 10,000 years anyway? Muckin' about while having a 10,000 year-long toasta-orgy or sumfing?
>>
File: maxresdefault (31).jpg (300KB, 1920x1080px) Image search:
[Google]
300KB, 1920x1080px
>>54752931
Just tell that clown bastard I want my sword back. Shouldn't have placed a bet on that damn thing.
>>54753579
The Mechanicus are horrifically obsessed toasterfuckers yes, but they can get the job done. So long as they don't start their toaster-fuckery on the job, it is ok.
>>
>Chaos
>Empire
>Ruin
>Suppression
FUCK YOU. MANKIND NEEDS NEITHER OF YOU. I SHALL TEMPER MANKIND INTO A FORCE DRIVEN BY THEIR OWN INDOMITABLE WILL, AND ALL WHO OPPOSE US WILL SENT TO THE KIDS TABLE WHERE THEY FUCKING BELONG. FIFTH COLUMN MOTHERFUCKERS.
>>
>>54740492
Give me a minute, I'm in the minute of a session...
Now back to stealing that dragon egg...
>>
File: Gork wot.jpg (105KB, 495x575px) Image search:
[Google]
105KB, 495x575px
>>54753815
*Gork* Who iz dis git, an' wot iz he babbling about?
>>
File: images (39).jpg (13KB, 303x166px) Image search:
[Google]
13KB, 303x166px
>>54753815
Wow, what a fucking drama queen you are.
>>
>>54755064
Apologies. It's just something I'm passionate about.
>>
File: Mork who da zog iz dis.jpg (116KB, 475x575px) Image search:
[Google]
116KB, 475x575px
>>54755093
*Mork* So muckin' about like a grot and rambling like a Warphead Weirdboy wid 5 Lords of Change stuck in his noggin iz ya passion?
>>54755064
*Mork* I'm wid Gork. Who da zog iz dis git?
>>
File: Sanguinius_by_noldofinve-d4xpxx5-5157.jpg (160KB, 500x500px) Image search:
[Google]
160KB, 500x500px
Hmm...
>>
File: 1445391119506s.jpg (11KB, 201x250px) Image search:
[Google]
11KB, 201x250px
>>54755481
>Mork* I'm wid Gork. Who da zog iz dis git?
Probably just some stupid child who thinks throwing away all forms of order and structure will lead to Mankind's "freedoom". Also...
>>54756799
I-Is this really You?
>>
File: Gork !.jpg (101KB, 495x575px) Image search:
[Google]
101KB, 495x575px
>>54756799
*Gork* OI! YOUZ SUPPOSED TA BE DED! WOT KINDA WARP-ZOGGERY IZ DIS!?
>>
File: Fulgrim & Retinue.jpg (2MB, 2560x1510px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 2560x1510px
>>54756799
Sanguinius! Sweetie-pie, you came back! Let's trade hair-care secrets.
>>
>>54740492
When did Slaneesh become Tzeentch? Death to Eldar; death to the alien, the mutant, the heretic.
>>
File: Lesb AF.png (236KB, 900x900px) Image search:
[Google]
236KB, 900x900px
>>54740872
That belly is better than celestine. I say we follow the saint and take some pics along the way.
>>
File: Sanguinius2.png (2MB, 989x1146px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 989x1146px
>>54757091
It is I, Father. What an odd state I have found you in.
>>54757141
One such as I never truly departs from the realm of mortals, Alien.
>>54760369
The last time we got together for that, the Heresy started. And you had the Lion copy my hairstyle, which I did not, and still don't, appreciate.
>>
File: emperor-goldenthrone-horz.jpg (57KB, 628x381px) Image search:
[Google]
57KB, 628x381px
>>54760897
I feel something in my chest cavity. I do not know what it is. I think it may be......'Joy'? Yes, that is it.
>>
File: índice.jpg (6KB, 168x299px) Image search:
[Google]
6KB, 168x299px
Fembois, Traps, Transvestites,Twinks and Crossdressers are a blessing. Love, protect, respect and hail them as righteous harbingers and avatars of Beloved Shornaal, Ecstasy be upon Xir.
>>
File: my_grudge_wit_u_0.jpg (420KB, 1680x735px) Image search:
[Google]
420KB, 1680x735px
>>54767042
I'm going to have to request that you stop.
>>
>>54767095
your request is futile. i am but one of uncountable ones. legions upon legions. numberless. your request is nothing. your time has passed. embrace us and be born again, glorious, beautiful, liberated and inmortal, bathed in the radiance of Fair Loesh, Sinous, Lustrous and Infinite, or embrace oblivion.
Make a decision, slave.
Thread posts: 210
Thread images: 135
Thread images: 135