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The party must slay an immortal wizard who sends her consciousness

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The party must slay an immortal wizard who sends her consciousness back to the past whenever she dies. How do they do it?
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just stab her
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>>54725315
Use the Enterprise to travel through the time portal and stop First Contact.
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>>54725315
Smash her in the face with an anti-magic rune-imbued hammer.
Or a blessed mace idk.
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Flesh to Stone, Shape Stone, Drop Wizard Brick into ocean.
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Well I've got a boner.
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>>54725315
Stab it to the point of time when the wizard was learning magic then burn the book.
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Send her so far into the future that it'd take a million deaths for her to get back to being an issue for your time period.
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>>54725315
Send her so far back in time that the universe ceases to exist, so she is trapped in the timeless nothingness that came before.
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>>54725315

Make friends with her.
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>>54725315
Destroy the immortal witch consciousness, keep the empty immortal husk as spoils of war
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>>54725421
well....sauce?
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kill them in such a way that they cannot use their magic to escape
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>>54725712
[Spoiler]Ishi no Nai Tenshi wa Boku no Sei Shori Yougu | My Cumdump Is a Vacuous Angel[/spoiler]
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>>54725734
You mean imprison then in such a way that they cannot use their magic to escape.
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Make her suicidal somehow. She's not gonna bring herself back to the past if she wants to remain dead.
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>>54725315
>>54725421
Got the right idea here; if killing her causes the re-set then perpetuating her life in a fashion that renders the chronoturge harmless and innert works out just fine.
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>>54725315
Pray to the primordial deities who forged the world for a weapon or ally with which to battle her. It will exist no matter how far back in time she goes, until she burns in the fires of creation at the dawn of time.
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>>54725856
>My Cumdump is a Vacuous Angel
Fucking Nips and their naming conventions.
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>>54725315
knock her out, break her jw and cut out her tongue and fingers. She won't be casting spell then,

Keep her alive at all costs and torture her until her consiousness shatters, and then bury her under tons of rock with powerful magics to keep her alive.

If she ever dies, she will be insane.
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>>54725315
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Permanently Mind Control her.
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>>54725315
Go on a quest to obtain a Time Sword that can cut in 4 dimensions.

Stab the wizard with the Time Sword, killing them in the past, present and future simultaneously.

The Paladin immediately falls because they killed an innocent child, and D&D's morality system is fucking retarded.
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>>54726776
>The Paladin immediately falls because they killed an innocent child, and D&D's morality system is fucking retarded.
Well, to be fair, killing someone before they even do anything wrong is kinda of evil.
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>>54725315

This happened in GARO, where a demon basically existed at multiple points of the timeline in order to fight every version of the protagonist (It's an inherited title) simultaneously. To her horror, she found herself being defeated by EVERY version of Garo at once, in each separate one-on-one fight.
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>>54726810
Man, I really need to stop fucking around and watch GARO. In which series does what you said happens?
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>>54726856

The fourth one, the one with Kouga's son, Raiga.
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>>54726864
Flower of Makai?
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>>54726870

Yep, that's basically the final battle in a nutshell.
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Wish spell
Wish that she can't time travel / access previous incarnations of her self
Sever her astral cord
>stab her i guess

I've always wondered why wish spells aren't the go to answer more often. Just wish that gimmick away
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>>54725315
Pithing Needle
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>>54725315
better time travel use than Samurai Jack
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>>54725315
>kill her
>she goes back in time

Problem solved? Since we're never going to go back in time we'll never encounter her again.
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You are all like little babies...

>Mimic (???) x Theif (female)
>Griffin x Rider (passes Harkness test)
>Lady Sphinx x Young Male Wizard
>Oni (woman) x Shrine Maiden
>Necromancer x Lost Love
>Witch x Frankenstein
>Centaur male x Centaur female (male)
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>>54725315
You do the next best thing to killing her; destroy the body and bind her soul into a item.
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>>54726032
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>gain access to Time Stop
>freeze her in time forever
I don't know all the details but that should work right
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>>54725315
>an immortal wizard who sends her consciousness back to the past whenever she dies

>he isn't even capable of killing the Time Serpent
kek
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Just kill her painfully over and over until she becomes scared and neurotic about the next death and ends up killing herself for good to escape.
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Just go back in time and murder her as a baby
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>>54725315
Soul destroying magic.
Or pass the fact that she's a timefucker up my contact line in Imperium and wait for the inevitable.
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>>54725315
Well if she's immortal then she can't die now can she
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>>54725315
You destroy time itself. Try fleeing now wizard
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Punch her til she dies.
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>>54725315
Where does her consciousness reside if she is forced further into the past than her physical body has existed? Does she become a time ghost?
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>>54725856
use ctrl+s next time
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>>54727911
fucking el oh el.

problem solved, mate
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>>54725315
What are the rules behind this?
Does the slayers conscience travel back in time as well?
Where does the Wizards conscience travel into? Her old body?
How does it work time-line wise? Does it reset, adjust or does she go into timeline B?

Because if i know Players they might just kill her and are done with it, her being yesterdays problem.
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>>54725315
>figure out how far she goes back when you kill her
>trap her
>wait as long as needed to kill her so she goes back to a point where she was already trapped
>go on with your life while she's trapped in an endless loop
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>>54725315
Stab her anyway. Langoliers or The Fossil King's dinosaurs will kill her if she leaves the present.
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>>54725315
Time is cyclical, so all we have to do is make one person immortal and geas them to destroy her before she can enact her own immortality clause in the next iteration of reality.
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>>54725315
kill the wizard. now the present and the future are safe from it, the past has already happened, so what's the problem?
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>>54725315
See, this is a bit of a non-question, because in terms of the party's perspective, they only need to win ONCE.

If every party, in every timeline, can win just that once, then the wizard will never be able to make it past that moment in time.

It's not a matter of ending the threat permanently, it's a matter of trusting in yourself to be able to win when the chips are down, no matter how many times the fight is repeated. The party are the guardians of the rest of the timeline, the jailers keeping this threat locked in a prison made from the past.
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>>54725315
If I remember correctly, find the relics of the Eight and then have some dude give you the blessing of Talos.
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>>54725339

She gave you that hamner. She is the one thing it doesnt work on. In fact, it heals her.
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>>54725315
Kill the bitch and go on with my life.

Dealing with her a second time is some other timeline's problem.
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>>54725315
>if fucking you is confusing as murdering you

what the fuck, am I retarded or does this shit not make any sense? What is he trying to say?
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>>54732107
Makes sense to me. Murdering her is confusing to him, because she keeps jumping into the past. The joke is that fucking her is an even more mindfucking experience with her jumping through time in the process.
So although she threatened him, he says he'll stop because he doesn't want to put his dad through that.
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>>54725315
>How do they do it?
With love. Kill her with kindness.
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>>54732137
then shouldn't it be "if fucking you is AS confusing as murdering you"?
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>>54732107
sentence missing its first 'as'
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>>54732107
Killing her is confusing.
So fucking her must be just as confusing.
Dumdum
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>>54732172
Yes.

>>54730388
Judging by his reaction the slayer's mind follows her into the past. Though I'm not sure how becoming the guy's mom would her continue the fight.
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>>54730249
Phoneposters gonna phonepost.

>>54725315
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>>54725977
It's because they don't put blurbs on their dustjackets.
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>>54725977

The eggs pushed me over the edge
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Don't kill her, just pacify her with a magical coma or whatever
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>>54725856
>Those last few pages

Fuckoff to /d/ with that shit.
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>>54732928
Yup. I was down when it looked like she might wake up, but... those eggs...
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>>54733247
you have to eat all of them
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>>54725856
>>54725977
>>54733210
Well that wasn't as bad as Ive expected
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>>54725315
Convince her that she's doing Bad Things (TM) to her own perception of time by constantly hopping into the past and convince her to start hopping into the future again.

Worst-case scenario, she goes back in time to brainwash the party (in which case we are no longer enemies), or TEARS OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME, AND FLINGS US INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE HER EVIL IS LAW.
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>>54725315
Go back farther than her.
Or forward. Yeah, forward. Keep going forward until we're back.
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>>54725977
A steady diet of rice, fish, and radiation will do that to you.
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>>54733210
You have to eat all the eggs
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>>54725315
I will go back to the past myself and abort her mother for good measure.
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You cant beat a 4D being
Think of our reality as a video game that you beat. You know how it starts and ends. You can load up a save anyway along the way to alter the story. You still know whats going to happen and if you fail you can just try again. Thats what our universe is like to a true time travler
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>>54725315
Shove eggs down her throat til she's too fat to move. Then you roll her so she's facing a corner. Problem solved.
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>>54733725
>since_when_were_you_the_one_in_control.webm
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>>54733577
Kek
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>>54734058
>gif
what
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>>54733210
You don't have to tell me what happened.
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>>54734243
The pregnant angel is full of eggs.
He pulls out the womb, puts his mouth to it, and swallows the eggs as they come out.
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>>54736263
>Being this new
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>>54736263
>Being this vanilla
You came to /tg/ too early anon, you are not ready.
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>>54733725
sauce? cant find it on image search.
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>>54733725
Mark Millar was a fucking mistake.
>>54736859
The Authority, after Warren Ellis stopped writing it and it turned to shit.
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>>54734058
If course
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>>54725315
That's a nice consciousness you have there...
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>>54726798
Yeah, but using an innocent child as what amounts a phylactery is still the sort of thing one of those anti-paladin GMs would do.

>You can either let babbies die and fall, or stop the weapon which will auto-kill babbies with no save and fall harder because you actively participated in this option.
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>>54726932
Because unless you use Wish for the listed uses, it will always bite you in the ass

That's the point
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>>54725315
You do the logical thing to get rid of any immortal being. You cripple it, keep it barely alive in a prison made especially for it and located in a really hard to reach, inhospitable place so it spends the last couple centuries wishing it was dead.
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>>54725315
back over her with an ambulance
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>>54725315
Become an immortal wizard who sends my consciousness back to the past whenever I die.
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>>54725341
flesh to stone, rock to mud
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Just steal her spellbook and put her in a cell. Wizards ain't nothing without their book.
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>>54725315
Time doesn't exist except as a measure of the change in one thing in regards to another.

You put her into a state outside of time where there is complete entropy or the things measured are not able to affect each other.

Basically if the universe is an infinite empty room with all the stuff in the middle, you shove her so far away that gravity, dark matter, and subatomic particles bouncing around the universe have no effect on her.
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>>54725315
Capture her and kept her bound for the maximum time she can travel and then kill her in a foolproof way. She'll time travel back into confinement forever.
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>>54734058
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If I killed her, she'd travel back in time, but then live her life and continue living in the present. So who did I kill? The sorceress's lifeless corpse is at my feet.
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>>54725315
Considering I'm a Time Psion, quite easily actually. Just chronolock her to prevent her from using time powers while the Fighter stabs her to death,
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>>54742494
You don't even have time powers bitch. Go back to your chair.
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>>54725315
Obviously we will have had already slain her, otherwise she wouldn't be in our present and her past. So we simply wait until the timeline reaches the point she left from.
Effectively we have already won as her relevance is regressive rather than progressive.
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Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>54725315
Of course, I roll to seduce
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>>54725315
Mindbreak the wizard so even if she went back in time she would lose on purpose just to become the hero's prize again.
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>>54725315
Kill her. She goes back in time but the past has already happened so whatever she does when she goes back in time has already happened and you would have already dealt with it so you carry on into the future while she remains in her time loop
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>>54733735
no
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in the words of the prophet, "don't start none, there won't be none"

fight her if she gives you no choice, but if you run into her in the future and she doesn't recognize you, leave her alone or treat her kindly
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"What I will tell you now will be irrelevant for the reality we will remember,
but it is absolutely essential for the realities that will have been erased.
I need you to trust me.
However cruel it looks, it is necessary for our victory."
Leyna grew even more worried - when she heard they were going to face off against
a witch that could turn back time she didn't think that was still possible.
Nonetheless, she trusted their leader.
Grey was a cold and calculating man, but his heart was in the right place. Probably.
"What I don't get is - if we are going to succeed here"
"Have already succeeded. Numerous times.", Grey corrected.
"Right, whatever. If we succeeded here, why did she not go back further?
Like, before I hit her with that tracking spell?"
Grey lead the party further through the corridors. He was obviously on the
lookout for traps, but he didn't seem to mind giving away his position to their enemy.
"I didn't tell you this, but I actually planed to assassinate her days ago.
Even though it would have been more efficient to target us sooner, she only did so
three days before the date I had decided on."
He grinned devilishly, and Leyna raised her eyebrows in realization
"She can't go back further than three days."
"I see my genius is finally starting to rub off on you"
Normally she would have tried to think of a good comeback, but this whole time travel
business already claimed a good part of her mental resources.
"So this is why you had us wait for three days after the tracking spell."
"When we killed her the first time she returned to a point where it was already to late."
"But... we haven't killed her yet", the barbarian joined the discussion. Grey sighed.
"I wonder how often the poor witch had to listen to your lack of insight.
Go and open the door, I don't want to catch the first blow."
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>>54744716

In a tactical manner they entered the final chamber - a brief moment of tension, as the
witch they found there was already disarmed and defenseless.
Only now it trickled into Leyna's awareness that they didn't encounter a single guard or
trap all throughout the infiltration. She had taken it as a sign of Grey's skill,
but now that she saw the resigned face of that woman, she realized the true reason.
"Here", the hag spoke grudgingly, "For I can not destroy it myself."
After a moment of eye contact, Grey took the jewel out of her hand, tossing it to the
party's mage like it wasn't worth a second look.
"I'm sure that was not the whole deal you had with my other self?"
The witches face got darker for a moment, but she restrained herself visibly.
"All of my riches are there on the table.
You already know I have no way to prove to you that nothing is missing. Let me go."
"Destroy the phylactery.", Grey commanded the mage coldly.
"It's not technically a-"
"Don't care, just do it. Do you have any last words, wench?"
The witch hesitated for a heartbeat, until she saw the jewel disintegrate in the mages hands.
"You might call me evil, but the things that you did are more horrendous than everything I did.
You would sacrifice all of these innocent lives without hesitation, even your dearest friends!
Truly, you are the real mon-"
The witches head hit the floor shortly before her body, and Grey sheathed his sword.
"You know the rest. Thanks for coming along guys,
I would not have been able to do it without you."
The combat ready party stood there in confusion, and only Leyna spoke up after a long pause.
"Did you just drive one of the most evil beings in the land to suicide?"
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>>54742565
With a long enough life span and a properly though out keikaku, time powers are redundant.
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Maybe trap her soul in a magic jar, lamp, ring, zippo, ect leaving her a withered souless husk unable to die or truly live.
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>>54743231

It is probably why you are killing her in the first place - after going back in time she was naturally pissed and tried to kill you or destroy the universe or whatever so your party set out to defeat her, forming a complete circle.

She is and has always been locked in that circle.
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>>54728162
care to share the titles/links?
the first 4th and last seem kinda interesting
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>>54745116
Those time loops are always just the worst. You save one princess from an evil knight, and the next thing you know, the elements have been corrupted by monsters for the last 2000 years.
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I remember when Oglaf was funny.
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>>54733725
Actually, there are a few ways. Information control for example. If he doesn't know who you where it will be hard to kill you. Also depending on if he can be stopped by paradox rules. Use them to pruposely create some.
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>>54725315
I'd impregnate her so she could give birth to myself
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Send her consciousness foward in time to when she's already dead.
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