What's the most patrician pairing, and why is it CasterMale

>>54703241
Paladin Male x Paladin Female

It is the most Good and Just pairing possible.

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>No alchemist in either of those pairings

It's like you don't want a lover with an extra arm

>>54703241
>why is it CasterMale x MartialFemale?

Because you have a musclegirl/manly woman fetish and you're a faggot wish fulfillment casterfag neckbeard.

>>54703241
>patrician pairing
NoblexNoble

Not even a speck of any plebian "adventurer" blood in the pairing.

>>54703241
It's haughty and smug princess x lowborn and rough-mannered mercenary

>>54703448
Of course he is, who would dispute it? He's still right though.

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MartialLoli x RogueMale

You literally cannot top this

>>54703533
close. it's willful, determined yet untested princess x jaded veteran barbarian warrior.

>>54703241
>>54703608
HumanMaleFighter x BrownTomboyChristmasCakeElf

Your move, anon.

>>54703241
cute drow male x cute wood elf male

Cleric and fighter, any genders.

>>54703671
cute wood elf male x burly human ranger

>>54703671
that was a good thread

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>>54703818
This, indisputably

>>54703241
Who draws these dragons crown images again?

>>54703241
The best pairing is martial male and caster female. This represents and aligns better with traditional gender roles since men often are the ones doing physical work such as hunting while women, who are physically weaker on average, stay behind and help by doing stuff like collect fruit or watching the young.

>>54703611
You're both wrong, its sheltered but dedicated prince x experienced and mature dame knight

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>>54703241
>CasterMale x MartialFemale
UNF

Female Cleric x Male Paladin
They're strong in combat, heal each others wound, and are cute in general.
Then they strip off all that armor and have wild sex. their throes of passion include praises to their deity

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>>54704245
Go on...

>>54704053
That's boring and been overdone though.

>>54704287
Maybe they met while adventuring.
Better yet, they grew up together, training/learning in the same church.
Maybe they practice chastity, but still are deeply devoted to each other/share romantic feelings for one another.
Better yet, maybe she loves it when he uses healing hand and fondles her at the same time cause it tingles like you wouldn't believe

>>54704431
Shit son, that's actually really fuckin' good.

And it'd be real good fuckin' when they both receive a vision from their god basically giving them holy permission to forsake their vows for each other.

"Carnality with another of the cloth is not carnality at all, my children. Find solace in one another for there are dark times ahead."

...

Dammit, I'm getting emotionally attached to fictional characters in a /tg/ thread that aren't even NPCs.

Imagine the enormous grins on their faces as their eldest cleric declares them man and wife in the eyes of Pelor. The sheer joy on their faces as they kiss, not for the first time, but for the first time as a true pair. Their bard friend makes his jokes, sings his songs. The barbarian does his best to not let anyone see him tear up from joy. The ranger passes on the dancing, but congratulates them all the same.

A beautiful joining, approved of by their deity.

And you're right, it'd be good fuckin'.
You ever date a religious person who was also really hot? Getting alone time with them is a gift. They have a rockin' body, but they either don't get to use it often, or they're shy and anxious about it. I need to slow down, this is a sfw board...

>>54704795
You and me both mate, you and me both.
BRB, writing a smutty short story and putting it on Amazon self-publishing.
Probably not really, but it's nice to think about.

It's obviously fighter male x rogue male.

Beauty x Beast

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A dragon x his horde

>>54704053
This, but only if she's willful and domineering (but also caring) and he's quiet and loyal (but also protective).

>>54703241
Stern, wise but affectionate male Cleric x Bubbly cute and flirty Female Rogue

>>54707734
Counterpoint: A Stern, wise but affectionate female Cleric x Bubbly cute mischievous young male Rogue.

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>>54707814
I can accept that

>>54703241
Elf slave x Human

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>>54703241
>The male cleric is awkward, stoic, bookish and grew up sheltered
>The female knight is overly protective of him and treats him like he's made of porcelain
>The male cleric grows contemptuous of her, thinking she's patronizing him for not being as strong as she is
>The female knight is 2pure to properly express her affection
>Even though everyone around them can smell the sexual tension and treats them like a couple
>In the end the male wizard ends up behaving like a tsundere

>>54704053
>>54707653
>The male knight is overly ambitious and HOT-BLOODED
>Tends to get himself in trouble a lot
>Requires more than a little of the female wizard's firepower (both literally and figuratively) to get out of it
>She listens to his stories about how he could totally take out that entire orc village by himself with a placid smile
>Knows exactly how to get to the male knight, can often talk him out of his more risky/retarded ventures
>Lets him have his way sometimes because she thinks it's cute

>>54704245
>The female cleric takes care of the paladin's wounds whenever he gets himself wounded while trying to uphold justice, protect the weak and all that good paladin shit
>It always gets awkward, as healing his wounds requires physical contact
>Both try to avoid eyecontact
>If their eyes meet by accident, they both look the other way and pretend nothing happened
>Both would describe their relationship as purely professional, everyone else can see they're both desperate for the other's attention

>>54707911
>Human noble widower buys a teenage brown elf amazon slave to look after his infant son
>He's an isolated little dork, always has his nose in the books and refuses to go outside
>Elf slave drags him into the outside world kicking and screaming, teaches him how to hunt and scavenge
>They often stay from his father's estates for days if not weeks
>Ten years later, the noble's son has become strong and skilled
>The brown elf proposes to complete his ascent to manhood

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>35 Replies
>not a single good idea

>>54704009
Matsu-sensei

>>54704311
>boring
anything is boring if the person writing it is shit

and it's worth mentioning that most attempts at subverting fictional conventions end up completely trite

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Female Brawler x Female Warrior

Who are also sisters.

>>54703241
A boy and his dog.
[spoilerNot lewd, just friends.[/spoiler]

>>54709303
aaand I fucked up the editing

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>>54709303
>A girl and her dog.
>Not lewd, just friends.

>>54709328
I WILL FUCKING KI-
...you know what? Why the fuck is 4chan even so easily upset over this? Why did this become the meme it is today? There are events in anime/manga that make this shit look tame.

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Burly Martial Male x Thicc Martial Female

>>54709328
>>54709341
Its more-so a heartjerking moment tham a meme. Can we not feel in empathetic about it?

>>54703264
Dominant female paladin x submissive caster male
Specifically an evil caster

>>54703241
Women can't fight.

>>54709465
We're talking about a world of dragons and orcs. If we stretch our suspension of disbelief this far, women not being utterly incompetent pieces of shit isn't that major a leap.

>>54703671
drow male warlock x orc male barbarian

>>54709474
You're right, women capable of fighting is a total fantasy. I misspoke.

>>54703241
Shota Noble and his Dominant Yandere Maid, who also is his Bodyguard.

>>54709465
I bet girls really like you

>>54709465
Say it to a 8 feet gnoll that just bit your arm off.

>>54709465
If we're comparing "ability to pierce dragon-scale with a spear" and "Ability to fight a 1v100 circumstance" I think that 99% of both men and women will fail that task regardless.

Your fetish is a Poor man's attempt to cover up an overwhelming mommydom and SS fetish. You're pathetic and vile

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Sorry anon. The most patrician pairing is goblin x elf.

>>54703241
Serious, no-nonsense driven womanXgood natured, humorous, laid back man is my favorite.

I have a serious fetish for melting the ice queen's heart.

Wait a minute
You niggas are just shipping your players' PCs, aren't you?

>>54704497
"I want more followers. Start making them."

Then they see a vision of their god giving them the Buddy Christ thumbs up.

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Most patrician pairing that I ever played - my character was a common girl who'd dreamed all her life of becoming a knight like from the stories her mother, a baker, used to tell her - a real, true knight, a chivalrous one who wanders the world as an errant, goes on adventures and helps people, not just one who kills for some lord or other. She eventually found a lady knight willing to take her on as a squire, similarly common-born, one who saw a lot of herself in the young woman. The squire got to travel the world with her knight, righting wrongs and fighting for good causes.

Doing this, the squire met a dark-skinned, roguish girl from a desert continent. Older than the squire, she'd spent much of her life as a dune bandit before fleeing her home and starting a new life as a mercenary. As a mercenary, she served one of the squire's sworn enemies as hired muscle. Once she was free of her service, the two met again. Rather than coming to blows, the former bandit asked the squire on a date.

Over the next year of play, the two of them fell in love. The squire, with her chivalrous principles and kind heart, helped reform her rough, roguish lover into an honest, just person, who left the life of a cutthroat behind and settled to be a blacksmith - one who forged the armour and weapons that her true love would go on to use once she was knighted. The bandit turned blacksmith supported her brave knight all the way, used her streetwise to get her clueless, honourable lover out of tricky situations, fixed every shattered blade and dented breastplate. Gave her something to fight for and strive to protect.

They both made each other better people. It just worked beautifully.

>>54703487
Pfft, nobles are just the grandchildren of successful adventurers

>>54703650
kekked, underrated

>>54707653
Reena and Gaudi?

>>54703241

Male Duergar x Female Drow odd couple, wandering the Underdark after being exiled from their respective homes. Bicker incessantly, but have each others backs.

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>>54703264
Good taste.

>>54708634
If you can't post one yourself, then you might just be a person who can't enjoy this kind of stuff.

>>54703241
Because you can still preach your great intelect and euphoria while still being lazy and weak in the protection of someone who'd actually like you.

>>54709975
>implying /tg/ actually plays games

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Extremely rigorous stern paladin X young rogue he saved from a life of bantitism after rightfully ending his captor/gang

Rogue turns into perfect trap waifu much to the concern of the paladin

Ex-templar, male human fighter X male Tiefling Rogue-monk.

Yes, from my group. Heart breaking though, tiefling is straight and the human's not.

>>54709975
Sorta. It's like shipping, but instead of specific characters, it's a vague outline of those characters.

>>54703818
>cute wood elf male x burly human ranger

he loves a woman who can kick his ass.

>>54710944
0w0 Woman? Who said anything about a woman

>>54709465
I met an old lady who once took Chuck Norris in a fight.

>tfw I just realized I'm 1 degree of separation from not just da ahnold but also chuck norris.

>>54710979
who said anything about the ranger being a man besides this other anon?

>>54703834

>>54710994
It sure is fun to use your imagination, huh anon?

Fighter Male x Fighter Female husband and wife

She favors finnese using a bow and rapier for close combat, he's a classic sword and board man. They constantly flirt on the battlefield by saying sickening swwet things, or calling out thier kill counts as they cover each other's backs.

Transmutation Wizard x Illusion Wizard

Imagine all the crazy shit they could get up to in the sack

>>54711932

>still pushing the "bows and rapiers for low-strength characters" meme

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>>54703650
SHE JUST WON'T LEAVE

>>54703241
>Thinking its not glorious FFM threesome, archer girl, mage girl and Manbarian.

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>>54711932
>>54712305
What if the wife is actually the stronger one?
What if she's also the husband?

>>54712889
Anon, no

Male Rogue with a penchant for strategy and tactics and likes to expend as little resources as possible so as to not put anyone in risk x hot blooded Female Paladin who wants to act as soon as possible and save as many as she can because it's the right thing to do.

That's the true patrician option.

>>54703241
Lawful Rogue Male x ChaoticCasterFemale

>>54710845
>9/10
>would pull from underneath the Iron Curtain and introduce to the joys of open market

>>54710059
Fuck, that's amazing.

>>54710265
That sounds like a great start to Out of the Abyss, with the couple jailed for miscegenation.

>>54703611
you're describing Daenarys and Daario

>>54703241
apathetic, overly blunt, borderline-tsundere shrin priestess and sticky-fingered, oblivious, cheerful as fuck witch
fiery-tempered, slightly-dense, rough-and-tumble embodiment of a phoenix and cheerful, dependable, shy grilled eel vendor
kappa tinkerer and red kappa tinkerer who happen to be half-sisters
cheerful, slightly dumb, bubbly mermaid and serious yet kind, easily flustered werewolf


Been binging too many 2hu doujins.
Send help.

>>54715802
>fiery-tempered, slightly-dense, rough-and-tumble embodiment of a phoenix and cheerful, dependable, shy grilled eel vendor

I like this pairing too, but Mystia is canonically NOT dependable.

>>54708564
>The brown elf proposes to complete his ascent to manhood

I don't want to like it, but I do

>>54715881
Like I said, man. Binging waaaaaaaay too many doujins.
Also Muscular oni and Jealous elf are good.

>>54709558
-3 STR

>>54709766
>not orc m x elf f

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>>54716081
>"I'd rather have a death-curse put on me"

>>54710190
Yes, but MY grandfather did it back when adventuring meant something. These upstarts today have never had to face anything like he did.

>>54703448
>WHOAH WHY DOES HE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES THAN ME? HE MUST BE A GAY FAT NECKBEARD LOSER

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>>54716155
I hate how when this got popular, the plot was ripped off for a shitty clone manga with a generic moe artstyle and massively less compelling characters.

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>>54716222
Considering the original author went on to write something else and utterly abandoned the elf and orc story, it was basically up for grabs. Between this and nothing, I prefer a rip-off.

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>>54716272
>names under umbrella

>>54703487
>NoblexNoble
>not Noble x plucky servant girl

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>>54716305
>>not Noble x plucky servant girl x Noble

>>54703264
Pair of Paladin Females.

Purest Intentions AND Purest Love.

>>54716345
that's how plucky servant girls go missing.
they're a dime a dozen after all, no sense quarreling between bros.

>>54716367
I hope your 2D view of lesbians is never marred by reality anon.

>>54716399
b-but women are pure and innocent, right? surely woman x woman = purity and innocence squared

>>54716399
2D indeed

There is nothing good about 3D.

>>54716507
Unless they fall under the whore category of the dichotomy.

In which case, lesbians are such huge whores that they don't even restrain themselves to men.

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>>54716507

Aryan Valkyrie x Dark Skinned Tribal Warrior

>>54716560
But they can be set straight by a dashing manly gentleman

>>54716579
Both girls

>>54709588
>Tfw qt 4' nothing gnoll girl chews gently on your arm while thing to be vicious.

>>54716384
>quarreling
>not sharing

>>54716579
Merely performers for the kender-owned performance troupe "SPEARED"

>>54716384
Good brothers know how to share their toys with one another.

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>>54716754
just be homo gay with each other already geez

>>54716579
Big burly muscled valkyrie x A twinky young dark-skinned warrior she captured as her thrall

male warforged x female skeleton

>>54716869
Hot

>>54716560
>muh sociology parrot
the issue isn't that they wanna pork tacos, it's that they're mostly at least in america entitled obese tumblrites that don't really contribute to society. If they wanna do me a favour and help weed out the people without standards by flirting with them hooooo doggy let them have at her, saves me the trouble of wondering about the missus.

Don't even get me started on those lardies that think they're men that also fuck other lardies that think they're men. Too much plastic in that bedroom. I imagine it chafes something fierce, what with the unnaturalness of it all.

>>54703650
Add a sundress

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>>54716829

>>54703241
Dragon and Adventurer

Hetero only, but it can be either way around.

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>>54716890
Anon, please.

>>54716933
You'd appreciate the Warlock in my party, and REEEE at the Warrior Summoner, is all I'm going to say on this matter.

>>54716888
I don't like tumblrites as much as you anon, but it's no excuse to barge in and ruin a fun joke sequence with some incoherent rambling. Waste of trips

>>54703241
I prefer the grizzled war veteran who's forgotten how to be anything other than a soldier and the headstrong but well meaning noblewoman the soldier's been sent to protect

>>54717335
Oh, that's a nice one. An old cliche, but still one I like seeing.

>>54717335
Sam Vimes and Lady Sybil?

>>54711124
>>54710979
>>54710944
It was deliberately not specified. Pick your preferred.

Big, dopey utterly devoted male paladin x tiny cult of personality archer rogue

> He is the chosen vessel of Bahamut. When shit hits the fan, the Platinum Dragon uses his body to utterly fuck shit up, at the cost of a small peice of his soul
>She is a crack shot, and mildly terrifying when need be. Probably would have become an assassin if it weren't for the campaign
>He has brought her closer to the Light
>She gives him a reason to stay human
>She likes to tease him and is overtly lewd
>He secretly likes it

Is my party members doing it right anon?

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>>54703241
Whatever the heck this pairing is.

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>>54718894
Merchant x nature spirit/ goddess?
I think this makes it better

me x ur mum

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>>54718894
I think Lawrence would be a rogue with a merchant background, and Holo would be a Druid.

>>54717386
Except Lady Sybil has the physique of a Woman who Wrestles Dragons. if i'm not mistaken, didn't she carry him to bed the first time?

I need to re-read my Pratchett

>>54719076
Well I was talking more about personality

>>54718894
>Whatever the heck this pairing is.
Weeb furry trash

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>>54717973
SLUTS

>>54709717
Nice projection.

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Huge, thicc Amazon and young caster.

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>>54704245

>tfw you meet a pair just like this in ADWR
>thw the paladin is actually a dick and tries to cheat on her

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>>54719232
obligatory

>>54703241

Female Demon and Female Dragon

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>>54703241
Amazons are love.
Amazons are life.

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The most patrician pairing is anything that has a scorpiongirl kemonomimi in it.

>>54709975
Please, anon.
1. I don't need to ship my players' PCs, they chose them of their own accord.
2. If I were to post pairings of my players, it'd be thus
>stubborn, blunt, justice loving forest priestess and bubbly, cheerful, adorable female C'iel Dragon of the Angel of Love
>socially awkward, easily panicked, borderline autistic nobleman and snarky, vulgar, yet surprisingly nice female retired bandit leader
>smart, kind, depressed, curious nobleman and smart, motherly, mysterious, and slightly sadistic Gaira Dragon of the Angel of Mysticism and secrets.
And, finally
>vicious, well-muscled, slightly insane oni-possessed barbarian woman and overwhelming violence

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All consuming shapeshifting bio horror x noble do-gooding knight

>thing is protected from a mob by knight, despite his party calling him a fool and naive
>never having been protected while looking like a monster, thing starts following knight around in different shapes, helping out her and there
>knight starts to catch on, says nothing, just watching as things unfold
>thing starts to respect knights code, becoming more empathetic
>party catches onto thing constantly showing up in different forms, sets a trap
>knight leads thing away from trap, calls thing out
>thing says it wants to be near knight forever
>knight asks if that was a proposal
>thing realizes, propositions knight
>knight refuses, improper

This beginning a long, drawn out battle of seduction using various forms, over-complicated plans, and sincere feelings while the two try to navigate each others perspectives on love, courtship, and relationships.

>tfw when the party is stuck watching the shenanigans
>tfw the knight has heiresses and wielders of magic aiming for him but he won't drop this monstrosity
>tfw when the thing figures out how to mimic human reproduction
>tfw when they have a bunch of fleshwarpy children who are raised on the knights ideals
>tfw when they have to babysit
>tfw

>>54703608
t. Gaul

>>54719727
Okay, we get it, scorpions mate by jamming their face bits into each other. It's cute. Stop posting this everywhere.

>>54716222
>the orc blushing
Missing the fucking point and just makes him look like a typical VN bitch boy.

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>older but still idealistic Paladin
>mature musclegirl Barbarian
>maledom

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>>54720584

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I'm posting it

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>>54720645
>mfw I was in that thread

>>54716064
>he can't even get the meme right

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>>54719727
Might as well post it.

>>54703264
Pretty much the most boring pairing i couldn't ever conceive if i tried, congratulations being boring enough to consider this.

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>>54712910

Anon YES

>pairing of a small shota boy and a huge amazon woman
>but the boy is a barbarian with 30 strength and the amazon is a wimpy wizard
>but actually the wizard is mindcontrolling the barbarian, making her the dominant one
>but as it turns out, she's only using it to bring out his inner manly, forceful man and acts meek and submissive towards him

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>>54710158

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>>54720901
muh inception boner

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>>54709446
>Dominant female paladin x submissive caster male
I'd be more interested in chaotic good spellcaster. They'd have the same goals, so all the glorious sexual tension would come from their implementation.

>>54709482
>>54709529
>>54710845
>>54718967
>>54719406

Im also really good with these. Like. Really good.

>>54720901
>pairing of a small shota boy and a huge amazon woman
>but the boy is a barbarian with 30 strength and the amazon is a wimpy wizard

This is basically how I played Dragon's Dogma.

>>54721026
Seconded. But I like bratty submissives - half the fun of submissives is when they test their limits and you punish them when they cross the line.

>>54721021
Chaos Lord of Rot x QT Aeldar with Stockholm Syndrome?

>>54721159
I'm solidly on board for that, though my own preferences run towards something like "cunning-submissive". I want the characters to have conflicting goals, and not have "abrasive" as their sole character trait. I like the tension between the power dynamics. Its not fun if one person is a spineless idiot and can't initiate any forward momentum to the plot or relationship.

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>>54721135
How're them three attack slots treating ya, warrior?

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>>54720742
Obligatory
Also, super cute anon

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>>54703241
Hero (M) x Reformed Villain (F)

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>>54703241
>What's the most patrician pairing
Overly enthusiastic mad scientist (F)
Grizzled soldier/occasional unwilling test subject (M)

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>all of the WRONG in this thread
Obviously the best pairing is grumpy male ranger x chipper/spunky female Druid. This is a pairing that can only be rivaled by one of the only pairings that can be gender interchangable: rude and boorish brawler x reserved and slightly too formal monk

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>>54722271
>Grizzled soldier/occasional unwilling test subject (F)
fixed

>>54722193
Sauce would be nice. I have the feeling this is hentai and google has issues detecting that FOR SOME REASON

>>54722575
Dramatic couple.

Also, googlefu is weak grasshopper. Try harder than a google image search.

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>>54722193
How about Hero (M) x Reformatory Villain (F) ?

>>54722573
>>54722573
That poor...child?
Really ambiguous about the age situation with that one.
Erring on the side of caution I'm gonna say that poor child.
Seriously, why in gods name did Madaraki build her like that?

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>>54722573
Ayyyy just came in here to post that

>>54722641
Because like most patricians he loves the thought of a deadly siscon loli

>>54722733
Both older siblings are more appealing
And one of them is basically the monster from John Carpetner's 1980s horror movie "The Thing"

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>>54722763
Lies and slander, wolf sister a cute.

>>54722763
Veronica a best

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>>54722829
>tfw no cute bashful daughteru with traumatic past that you need to ask for permission before every hug or headpat so she doesn't accidentally eviscerate you on reflex

>>54722940
>*daughterfu

Other than that, yes

>>54722828
Gavril forced to teach at the high school was one of my favorite parts of the whole series.

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>>54722828
>wolf sister
>cute
>Gavrill
Buddy, Gavrill doesn't even look like a "wolf" she looks like a weird crocodile humanoid thing. That and she doesn't need to look like that, she just shifts her cells around until she gets into a shape she likes and starts killing. Technically speaking she can functionally shapeshift

Also the penchant for random murder and constant destructive mayhem. Shes got daddy issues that can be seen from space and she takes them out on her younger more responsible sister.

>>54722994
To be fair, she gave some extremely practical advice

>>54722940
>you need to ask for permission before every hug or headpat so she doesn't accidentally eviscerate you on reflex
is that what happened to the professor?

>>54709717
But mommydom is the best fetish.

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>>54723002
Oh my, the dreaded kitchen minute headphones.

Her introduction is kind of on a bad note (and so was Veronica's) but is only keeps getting better later on.

>>54722575
>2
https://e-hentai.org/g/701348/bd7920b370/

>>54723273
Your accidental "2" made me think it was a sequel, damn it.

>>54723303

It does that occasionally when I reply to a link

Regardless, be grateful.

>>54723323
>Be grateful someone posted sauce to the doujin I posted in the first place.
Yeah, nah.

>>54723380
>8

How would I tell you were the one that posted the pic versus the one asking for sauce?

>>54723427
I'm grateful, good read

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>>54703241
>not MartialMale x MartialFemale

It's especially strong when the female's a Barbarian or something similar and the male's a Fighter.

>disciplined soldier earning the respect of a powerful Amazon by being the only living man that can go toe-to-toe with her
>he also teaches her about the civilized world
>they have the most VIOLENT, passionate cuddling

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A weary male scout and a sleepy younger barbarian girl. The scout is wise to the ways of the world and it bothers him, and the barbarian couldn't care. The barbarian would forget to eat in the morning, so the scout makes sure she makes something of herself. At night, they just lie together, not knowing how to fix each other's problems, but to be there for them.

>>54703241
Fucking fag, do you even have star-crossed rivals who meet on the battlefield, are badasses in their own right and loyal to their causes but would plow like rabbits if given the slightest excuse?
>>54722193
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

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lesbian x big lesbian

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>>54703241
>What's the most patrician pairing
Mime x mime

>>54716165
>Implying that anybody here isn't A GAY FAT NECKBEARD LOSER

And that's including the girls.

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>>54725942
She's a big girl.

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>>54722193
>Not Hero (M) and Villan(F) who also happens to be his biggest fangirl

>>54723002
I'd still cuddle her.

>>54728628
for /u/

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>>54728642
This only works if the villain is painfully incompetent, to the point of being a bigger threat to herself than to the people around her. A true Hero of Jutice could never love someone who harms others.

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Amazon x Gnome Male. She picks him up for cuddles and kisses whenever she wants.

>>54728678
It's obvious that she's got some actual power, look at when she snuck into the hero association. She just knows Braveman well enough that she holds back a lot, combo'd with her ineptitude suddenly skyrocketing whenever she's in his presence.

>>54703241
Evil undead female x good male cleric
both influence each other; the cleric is corrupted but at the same time the undead is redeemed.

This thread is like a group shrink session. So many fa/tg/uys seem to fantasize about stong, powerful, no-nonsense women who would protect them and give them snu-snu

>>54728880
Or who want to BE the strong, powerful, no-nonsense woman.

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>>54728880
So?

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>>54728880
>Wanting a woman who is actually halfway competent = mental illness
>By your own standards 99% of women have daddy issues

>>54728925
>>54729007
I didn't say it was a bad thing

>>54729092
>This thread is like a group shrink session
Yes you did.

>>54728880
There's something appealing about a woman who uses her fantastic powers for love and holding hands.

>>54703264
Paladin Male X CN Sorceress Female is the true pairing of the discerning man.The road to Lawful Good is to be paved with the thrusts of the penis.

>>54715802
>>54715992
Oni elf is good.

May I also throw a few others into the mix for consderation

Shrine priestess and meddling, mysterious youkai that keeps showing up when least expected.
Curious bookseller in over her head and reincarnating, knowledge keeping archivist.
Hermit sage who's not an oni honest and always wants people to be better people and shrine maiden
Half-beast schoolteacher and immortal doctor
Phoenix hatesex with moon princess

Look there's a lot to choose from

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>>54729220
I will contend that first one on the grounds that Gap Hag is a pest at the best of times.
Teacher and Doctor and hatesex duo is good shit, though.
The only bad ship is anyone and antique store owner.
Also THE STRONGEST needs more love.
But there really are a lot of ships to sail.
And that's before you enter threesome(2 Mikos and Witch) or group territory.

>>54729324
I find that a lot of the good miko and gap stuff starts as "sorta irritating, but if you pressed, miko would probably miss them if gap stopped doing it."

I tend to find that the fairy set arent very shippy to me, they're too fickle and childish to be particularly romantic IMO.

Angry moon mum is probably a one who isn't that shipped either, what with 90% of her desires being FUCK YOU CHANG'E

And yes, when you start adding morebodies, the already vast set of ships only gets more complex. But the question is- do you like the more common ships like oni and elf, 1.5 ghosts, or do you like seeing the less common stuff like say, celestial and jesus, or shrine maiden and sword moonbitch.

Also I will die on the hill of "the moonbitches arent that bad really, and they're really interesting characters I'd like to see more of

>>54728719
I think her competence only extends to stalking.

Her boss and the secretary though....

>be handsome, goodly paladin
>stay at inn
>dejected because people aren’t being the people Mr Rogers knows they can be
>be visited by succubus, in the form of your ideal woman
>she knows you know what she is, but also knows of your depression. Offers to make you feel better, no strings attached
>you know better and reject her offer, but are too tired and depressed to banish her then and there
>you tell her you’d prefer she be herself
>she turns back into her demonic form
>you tell her she’s beautiful
>she blushes at your sincerity, and wonder what this strange feeling in her heart is
>she gasps as you hold her hand and ask her name
>an open-minded village priest marries you two
>she is cured of her demonhood through your pure love and righteous dick
>you have renewed hope in the innate goodness of people
>the woke applaud you and your wife

>your name was Albert Einstein

>>54728880
Power is sexy anon.

Nerdy man with brawny woman is the most cliched and unimaginative pairing nowdays.

Martial man and peasant girl is still the best.

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>>54729651
Moonmum and either suppository bunny or three-worlds are the ones i've seen, with the former ship usually being moonmum going "Hey Chang'e, hang with me" and buttbunny freaking the fuck out because that bitch crazy.

There was also a kinda sad, tragic doujin involving nineball and bigfairy where it turned out the latter's power was diseases, and she was unknowingly killing baka. ended with Winterqueen sealing biggie in ice that could only be broken once Icicle Fail got strong enough to withstand the disease powers.

I just find it fucked that Gap Hag flat out states "No, I will not fuck with them again, the princesses are stronger than me." Gap Hag is saying this. One of the most BUSTED powers in the entire goddamned setting wants fuck-all to do with moonbitches. Shit's terrifying.

>>54729812
Boss would be a threat, but he's too busy being a NEET otaku to actually step up.
Secretary-san is ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING JOKE, though.

>>54715328
>Babies don't know about Conan .

>>54731047
Well, if hottopica is being brought into the mix, there's the classic "MY OWN CLONE" scenarios.

And for the other one, the moon is the one set of people you just cant take in a straight up fight- they've got some gods there, and have a bunch of nasty tech + magic, and you cant even outskill them because age -> experience for the watatsukis.

Of course, the moon has a few weaknesses, like being a bit narrow minded re purity and such, and their pride, which can be exploited- see yuyuko in SSiB. But they are going to win a slugfight, so if you want to mess with them, don't make one.

But why I want to se more of the sisters is because they're at the fringe of moon society- they've got the most contact with the impure outsides, so they're less pure than others in their own ways, and they're positively soft when you consider that eirin "murder is the easiest option" "have an age box fisherman" was their teacher. So given LoLK, SSiB, and where they are, I'd really like to see more of them- what did they think of the "fuck the earth the moon is full of fae" plan, what did they think of reimu and co being the lot who solved it all, and so on.

>>54731277
Maybe further on down the line they'll show up again, potentially with them as protags.

>>54731356
Well that wouldn't be a game that's for sure. But more stuff where we see them / from their perspective like CiLR would be nice. Maybe in one of the mangas rather than just text.

>>54728892
Guilty as charged, yer honor.

>>54731277

And then Junko drops a nuke on the moon in the form of America Fairy, who...messes the whole place up badly enough simply by existing that it almost forced a full-on evacuation.

>>54731386
>That wouldn't be a game
If they have to abide by Spell Card Rules it might.
Hell, story could be that Neil Armstrong and the crew of Apollo 11 busted out of NuHell, and are back on the moon to fuck shit up again.

>>54709328
>>54709341
>>54709435
This tragedy has lost all weight to me, since I saw that fucking horrible scene, in some single-episode anime thing, where the little spider girl, cuts the web and sends the female protagonist falling, with no sound, into the maw of the giant spider queen thing... didn't like it one bit..

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>stuckup male caster/alchemist/paladin
>dreamy careless and possibly hotblooded male fighter/berzerker/bard
Bromance is literally unstuppable.
Batman and Supes, Ragnar Lothbrock and Floki, Goku and Piccolo, pic, etc.

>>54703448
this

>>54732571
sweaty fujoshis go away

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>>54703241
hol up

>>54732671
>bromance = yaoi
I'm a homophobe, shitlord.

>>54732732
Isn't that more Martial male and Gish Female?
'Cause I remember the Housewife class being fucking terrifying.

Personally i'm partial to Scholarly middle aged caster (M) x Young and impetuous martial (F)

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Caster Female x Caster Female

>>54732732
best husbando

>>54703241
>and why is it CasterMale x MartialFemale?
Because that usually means you self insert into an almighty being that still gets a tomboyish girlfriends who tsunderely(is that even a word?) mocks you for being weaker than her but deeply respects how you dedicate yourself to studies and how you always know how to solve everything without necessarily being violent. It also creates that sweet kind of situation where she jumps into battle without care because even if you get mad at her for putting herself into danger she trusts you to cover for her with magic, and that she's only invincible because of you.

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>>54703241
Paladin Male x Morally ambigious witch is where its at.

Good Catholic man and being that invalidates his entire religion merely by existing (female).

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>>54703241
dex x str

gender is irrelevant but female preferred

>>54736211
Alva and Zullie best pairing forever

>>54737715
>invalidates his entire religion merely by existing (female)
Anything that isn't a doormat?

>>54738427
It's anima, anon. He's a good catholic man, she's a goddamned dragon older than his religion.

>>54732999
Begone satan, and take your vile sorcery somewhere else.

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>Human Male Cavalier + Human Male Cavalier

>>54738750
>Landsknecht Bromance
I can dig it.

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>>54738750
>not twiggy teenage girl becoming HUGE with HUGE GUTS x nerdy genki kid who becomes blaster wizard extraordinaire

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>>54738897
Why are the GBA Fire Emblem sprites so cool?

>>54738944
Because they have a very distinct style and a lot of care put into them.

The 3D models of the modern FE games are garbage in comparison and don't carry even a fraction of the charm.

>>54732732

Muscle x Muscle , PROVE ME WRONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FsRcoj3dy8

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>>54738944
I never played anything apart from the GBA era ones, but they hold a special place in my heart. Plus, the heavy unit sprites were 40k-tier ridiculous and that's awesome. "My breastplate is also a shield"

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>>54737891
what this from?

>>54740918

See >>54740851

>>54740973
I meant >>54740821

>>54736211
Your taste is positively patrician, good sir.

>>54704226
Oh hey, I made that last post!

>>54703241
>What's the most patrician pairing, and why is it CasterMale x MartialFemale?
It's because the girl is in good shape and the guy can use his sorcery to violate her in unholy and unnatural ways, of course.

>>54728678
Who is tHIS I NEED SAUCE

>>54743272
The Black General. She's in love with Braveman, and in order to get him to notice her she joined an evil villain organisation so he would show up and thwart her plans.
Title: Zannen Jokanbu Black General-san

>>54710845
That's a girl though.

>>54719871
I can see no downsides here.

>>54703241
CasterMale x MartialFemale is an excellent gentle femdom concept - you have the physical superiority of the woman but the man is useful and contributes in his own right rather than merely being a plaything. Good call, OP.

>>54743810
Also Robe=Dress makes for great pre/post-sex banter.

>>54703241
Currently there is CasterFemale x MartialFemale pairing in our WFRP 2e game, and it's very awkward for caster, because the character is a young and inexperienced girl.

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>>54703241

>>54743985
Okay, magic I can accept, but tall girls liking manlets breaks my suspension of disbelief

>>54744120
Could be a tallish guy and a borderline-giantess...

>>54719871
Reminds me of the paladin who entered a relationship with a warlock and had shitty warp-kids.

>>54744120
my ex was 6ft, I'm 5"8

She had G cup tits too

was a bit too thicc for me though

>>54743810
Being a simple plaything is nice, too, though.

>>54703241
Rogue x Bard, any genders.

>>54745431
Bard x anything that moves, any genders.

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>>54745550
>Implying things that don't move are safe.

>>54703241
Why did she break his arm? That is so mean

>>54745636
Dude didn't get enough calcium in his diet.

Caster Female x Caster Female (male)

>>54745659
>Caster Male (female) x Caster Female (male)
ftfy

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>>54745659
>not Caster Male (female) x Caster Female (male)

Cute Male Halfling Priest x THICC Female Half-Elf Half-Ogre Barbarian

>>54703241
Wizard x Familiar.

>>54746405
Warlock x Patron

>>54746452
Sorcerer x Dragon

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>>54742664

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>>54742664

>>54746471
Well, that *is* one of the ways you get more sorcerers...

>>54719149
To be fair, if your players are autistic as fuck and therefore interested in more low-powered travelling and bookkeeping games, Spice and Wolf contains some great inspiration.

It's honestly very un-trashy as far as weeb things go.

>>54743380
You sure about that?

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>>54703241
Succubus x Nervous virgin boy who needs someone to break down his barriers and bring out the whore within him

>>54749784
Shy, inexperienced Succubus x shy introverted virgin witch girl. Both of whom were bullied by their peers for being screw-ups. Both refuse to cancel the contract and be seen as having screwed up again, but neither knows what to do now.
Bonus points for love slowly blooming between the two of them and their first time involving much cuddling.

jaded and world weary reformed villain striking out to do Good albeit very awkwardly and short cheerful and clever bard with both the patience and zealousness to guide the newly formed hero's hand

bonus for height difference and inevitable lost innocence arc with final affirmations of equality and requited love

>>54749866
...I need a hentai artist, and 30L of Lotion now.