>Create a female clone. >Marry and fuck her. Would that

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>>54684845
Sounds pretty great. Go ahead, let's see what happens.

>>54684845
Just one? How about four?
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Divayth_Fyr_(Morrowind)

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>be me
>be great
>wish I could bang myself
>bright idea
>create clone
>realize I'm not into dudes
>lol no problem
>remove Y chromesome, replace it with a duplicate X
>fuck clone
>clone gets pregnant
>child is literally me because it can only have genes from the father (me) or the mother (also me)
>have four children total because we're all so great
>children start fucking
>it's not technically incest
>lots of grand kids
>lots and lots of great grand kids
>lots and lots and lots of great great grand kids
>lots and lots and lots and lots of great great great grand kids
>etc
>eventually outnumber rest of my species
>wage war on the other gene strains
>mass extinction
>world is now populated by 7.5 billion of me
>still can't create a decent thread on /tg/

FUCK

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>>54684845
>Create female clone
>leave her to run nearby kingdom
>she does a Vlad Tepes, declares war on you and allies with your enemies
>you literally only wanted her to experience the weight of rulership herself you could be close while husband and bride

Why is cloning yourself brides such suffering?

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>>54685066
Indeed.

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>>54684845
Not even villainous.

Make five female clone-daughters of yourself and fuck all of them if you want on my level, scrub.

>>54685125
Why in God's name WOULDN'T it be incest? I'm reading Time Enough For Love and that's still too much for me.

>>54684845
Wouldn't a female clone of a narcistic fuck of that magnitude declare "ONLY ONE" in like a day.

Looks like a thing to consider

>>54684845
That isn't villainous, and you know it, Lazarus.

>>54684845
Wouldn't a clone of the villain not willingly accept him being in charge of her and try to overthow him?

>>54684845
What about clones and then turning yourself + your clones into a hivemind of you?

>>54685125
>child is literally me because it can only have genes from the father (me) or the mother (also me)
Disregarding mutation, the children have 50:50 odds of being homozygous for each of your heterozygous traits.
Also, your environment has a CRAZY amount of influence on gene expression (and development in general).

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Never go full Sinister. Or always go Full Sinister just don't take half measures

>>54684845
That's actually the plot of a sci fi novel series I read.

Only the scientist went one step further and raised his clone future wife as his own daughter.

>>54684845

>Create a female clone.
>Put half its brain in your head, half your brain in its head.
>Establish psychic link between them.
>Two bodies, one mind.
>Marry yourself.
>Fuck yourself.

>>54688190
What was it called?

>>54684845
In Eclipse Phase there is an entire criminal organisation made of one woman and copies of her in different bodies.

>>54688190
Unless you prove that was actually novel, I will assume it was the plot of a hentai.

A really good premise for one.

>>54687618
>>54687702
Why? If you are just as narcisistic but would allow clones either the love for ypurself trancends a body.

>>54684845
>narcistic
How does a DEA agent have acess to advanced cloning technology?

>>54685125
last line got me fair fucks

>>54687961
is absolutely right though, that is not how that works