>Your doppelgänger frequents the same game store How would

>>54676758
Finally someone with decent taste.

File: tmp_16373-f66-1603271888.jpg (28KB, 600x591px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 600x591px

>>54676758

>>54676758
I frequent no game stores, so I guess it works out well.

File: 1460499307045.jpg (173KB, 963x372px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 963x372px

>>54676758
There is only one peaceful solution.

>>54676758
I swap places with him.

This way nobody will miss me.

>>54676891
Don't worry anon, I'm sure no one would miss you regardless.

Sorry, I couldn't resist. No hard feelings mate.

>>54676758
Stop looking like a bad stereotype and your problem will go away

>>54676959
No hard feelings at all.

[spoiler[no one will miss me [/spoiler]

Challenge him to a big flashy duel and whoever loses stops visiting the store.
Lose on purpose, then show up picking products on his tab.

>>54676758
A friend's twin got into M:tG at the same store he 40Ks at. Despite living together and having similar first names, they didn't know the other was there another night and no one else did either, Until the GF of one showed up and hers wasn't there despite several people telling her he was (the twin was and she could tell them apart.

Think 'who's on first' confusion!

>>54676758
I kill it before it kills me.

>>54676758
Does my doppelgänger play the same kind of Magic deck as me, or the opposite kind?

People kept mistaking me for another at my game store, but I never met the man.

Should I have pursued the matter more aggressively.

>>54677241
Why did it take this long to post? You MUST kill the doppelgänger at the earliest possible chance.

>Kill the doppelgänger
>Turns out you were the doppelgänger all along

Talking of doppelgangers, I have a plan in my campaign: at some point the party will wander into the land of mindfuckery. I will then privately send this message: "Your character was kidnapped and replaced by a doppelganger. For the duration of the session roleplay as the doppelganger, he has all of your abilities and your inventory, and he imitates your behaviour closely but not perfectly. I will be giving more and more hints, and party will eventually realize. If you roleplay it well, you'll be rewarded." to every single party member. There isn't any doppelganger.

>>54676758
If it's an actual doppelgänger I should die as soon as I see it if I have my doppelgänger lore down.

We agree to go halfsies on a box set

>>54676758
Kill it. There can be only one.

>>54677784
That's the lore but most encounter stories from the past few centuries end with the person being fine or just having some bad luck or illness during the doppelganger's spawn window

Ruin his reputation to the extent that the spite he recieves every time he visits drives him away

File: f5beb592723f1df502cf1447b05574775ee375229d32ca802ec8fc515ac49646.jpeg.jpg (57KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 900x900px

>>54676758
>Giving a shit about a doppelganger when the more important part you have to worry about the transsexual version of you from a world that wants to kill you because "dead self"

File: trans-people-respect-and-deadnaming.jpg (98KB, 685x295px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 685x295px

>>54682005

File: Highlander-1-News.jpg (28KB, 720x300px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 720x300px

>>54676758

>>54676779
this

File: tg meets its doppelganger.jpg (246KB, 720x4308px) Image search: [Google]

246KB, 720x4308px

>>54676758
See >>54676779 and >>54676878

>>54677744
That is fucking evil. I love it.

>>54676758
Challenge hi to a duel, loser is banished to the shadow realm

>>54677744

Holy shit

File: both.png (88KB, 260x260px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 260x260px

Befriend the doppleganger.

Join a game together where we play twins.

Win-win.

>>54683418
It gives me an idea. Benevolent dopplegangers who kidnap and replace entire parties of adventurers one by one so they can give them a worry free day off

>>54676758
A brutal fight to the death, right there in the store the instant we spot each other. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

well, first off I'd be shocked that he not only survived the murder, but dug himself out of the concrete foundation of the college library where I left him...
I'd ask if there were any hard feelings, and ask if he had a new game group.

Tell alpharius/omegon to knock that shit off

>>54682779
I like the way you think.

If there is a copy of me, it will be rip and torn.

>>54677579
Well not anymore I'm not

>>54677744
But then what is really happening to the party?
They're still doing kind of wierd stuff right?

>>54677181
>tab
Do game stores actually do this? I can't imagine a worse business model to use tabs and I have never seen a game store operate this way.

>>54694292
My local store lets you open a tab for soda and chocolate from the fridge during a tournament so you can grab a beverage without delaying the game too much.

>>54694292

If you're generally a constant regular you can usually get a tab.

Ask him if he wants to touch dicks.

File: 1465873457753.png (248KB, 340x523px) Image search: [Google]

248KB, 340x523px

>>54676758
Go to the nearest pharmacy and buy a waxing kit, some makeup, girly clothes for him, and lube.

>>54676758
This is basically happening with me right now except that me and my doppelgänger are opposite genders.

>>54697113
That's gay

File: [Loses Hope].jpg (80KB, 766x960px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 766x960px

>>54676758
>tfw no qt gender-swapped doppelganger gf
why live?

>>54697316
Hey If loving a female version of yourself is gay then I don't want to be straight.

>>54697444
Get a load of this faggot

>>54697444
I like this guy

>>54697444
I like your resolve. Very well, I'll consider you an honorary "no homo" in that case

>>54676779
Second post best post

File: ∀.jpg (636KB, 1790x1178px) Image search: [Google]

636KB, 1790x1178px

>>54683356
Did not expect to see Turn A gundam here

>>54677241
>>54677454
Seriously. Wtf guys. Everyone should know that if you encounter your döppelganger that you must kill him. Otherwise he will kill you and take your place.

>>54676758
Assert my dominance and subject them to kinky shit.

>>54676758
YOU MAY KNOW EVERYTHING I'M GOING TO DO, BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HELP YOU, BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'RE GOING TO DO!

STRANGE, ISN'T IT?