You suddenly become a fully armed and armoured Tactical/Devastator/Assault

>>54641815
Fall through my couch, then get up and start robbing local store.

>>54641815
Obligatory break my chair, and assuming all the rest of everything in my life stays constant I'll have a couple of issues with some short-term plans, but my longer term plans will be great.

Also the Royal Navy would likely be getting a techmarine I, which might shake things up, depending on how much knowledge is included with the change.

>>54641815
I'm into the occult. Does that mean I can become a Librarian?

If so, I'd make money as a sideshow freak or start gambling.

My house has stairs before I can leave my front door.

>SQUAD BROKEN

Pick porcelain toilet shards out of my butt cheeks and then try not to get the national guard called by security.

I'd break my chair.

I'd end up becoming an apothecary because I am a biology student.

Then join like a marathon or something for kicks

>>54641815
>tech support

YOUR REQUEST FOR BOLTER SPRING J THETA MINOR HAS BEEN DENIED. FORGE YPSILON99 DOES NOT HAVE THE APPROPRIATE RITES TO APPEASE THE MACHINE SPIRIT OF THAT COMPONENT. REROUTE YOUR PLEAS TO FORGE 7SKULLBREAKER GAMMA.

>>54642341
Oh yea I could actually make more marines because I have geneseed and the know how to use it

>>54642489
lewd

fuck off bile

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>>54641815
I backstab my allies the first opportunity i get.

>>54641815
You know, I think i become a superhero.

>>54642412
If you're 1st line support, your corresponding rank in 40k isn't Techmarine, it's Servitor.

Primaris or marinelet? And since I'm a theology major does that make me a chaplain?

>>54641815
I become a techmarine? Great. I'll spend my time improving my car into a murder machine. Then I'll use it to end crime in my city.

>>54642564
*angry cogitator noises*

>>54642238
Anything a techmarine would know.
>>54642269
You have to have a related vocation. Anything that involves keeping knowledge would count.

>>54642571
You can be a Primaris if you aren't a manlet yourself. And yes.

>>54642573
Unless your city is an urban warzone hellhole then I can't see a space marine stopping much crime.

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>>54642609
Fuck. Yes.

>>54642616
He is thinking a little low.

A decked out space marine could probably take over a poorly developed country.

As a tech marine he could probably bring it to a 1st world tech level in 50 years

>>54641815
be sad that my new chair I just bought can't support my weight now.

obviously i would break my chair, desk and other shit im close to atm

But what the fuck would my profession become when im studying multimedia design of all fucking things ?

Fuck guys. What the hell would I become? I work at fucking Walmart.

>>54641815
I work as a priest on the sidelines, am I a chaplain?

>>54643257
wageslave or manageslave?

>>54642585
Well, I'm a History Major. Guess that works out pretty well.
>The Rise of the Terran Irregular Chapter.

>>54641815
Wooh yeah libby

I can feel the warp overtaking me

>>54643201
Heraldry painter/banner weaver

>>54643257
Lobotomized failed aspirant

>>54641815
Sweet I become an Interrogator Chaplain or a Psyker. Time to exercise my Emperor given might and dominate my unit, raising it to the most motivated fighting force yet known to man

>>54643257
You found the Sons of Walmart chapter.

Do we have the gear of our associated specialty or just the trainings? Do we have power armor? Also how do psyker powers work IRL? Are there daemons?

>>54642585
I have a history degree if that counts?

>>54641815
This toilet is destroyed.
Then I seek penance for destroying a symbol of the chapter

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>>54642652
quite blatant

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>>54643336
>Heraldry painter/banner weaver
If that's the case i damned well be the one that runs around with it as well.

>>54643201
>>54643257
Just marines dudes, nothing wrong with that.
Multimedia might have a talent for creating chapter histories or working with iterators and whatnot, but for the most part you're just regular Assualt Marines, Devastators or Tacticals

And as per >>54642609, if not a manlet then you can be Primaris

>>54641815
>tfw primaris apothecary

I'm going to be the greatest pediatrician ever
literally

>>54643457
True, being a space marine in itself is pretty awesome, but i thought the iterators was gone after the Horus Heresy

>>54643430
Hey, reaper totally works in 40k. Who doesn't want an immortal chaplain with teleportation powers and dual shotguns? Just preface "Die Die Die" with "In the Name of The Emperor"

>>54643430
Old chaps are better chaps

leaving aside the transition from angery to edge, the teeth on their skull mask are too low to look serious

>>54643532
>Not PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE

>>54643478
>>54642341
Battle brothers!

>>54643330
Same here.

Hmmm. Don't know what I'd do, probably be pretty occupied with warpshit. Might go about trying to forge a mini imperium in the north east united States. May take a while but hey, I've got time. Probably try to either shill the Catholic Church or make some kind of nutty Abrahamic alliance and posture myself as some prophet or great unifier.

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>Optical assistant/Lab Technician

Shit dog i have no idea what that means.
However, Salamander is the only real answer.

>>54643588
>tactical overbite

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The correct high gothic is actually
MORI
MORI
MORI
Which is ironically also the actual roman vulgar dialect for it

stereotypical Italian chadpter when?

Trying to fight demons in the warp and maintaining the gellar field

>>54641815
> any normal buck private retard auto becomes sergeant by virtue of similar job
I guess I become motherfucking Calgar.
Time to go punch out the Swarmlord. Ultramar now bitches.

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>>54643742
or a devastator with a plasma cannon ?

>>54643522
Probably, but someone has to record the histories and promote His Holy Angels of Death to the trillion-strong masses of the Imperium

>>54643532
>>54643612
He'd also make a decent inquisitor

>>54643950
Maybe Optics = Lascannon? They at least have lenses

>>54644017
that could work, also have less chance of blowing yourself up

>>54643995
That's true, but i doubt it's as accurate as it once was

>>54643950
Something with lenses anyways!
Tech-marine specialised in surveying

I'm 6ft tall and have an industrial job. Mostly pushing buttons and flipping switches, but I occasionally do maintinence.

I think I'm a primaris tech marine. I'm ok with that.

>>54643389
Yes, there are daemons. Not Slaaneshi ones.

>>54641815
I'm studying psychology, am I a Chaplin or a librarian?

>>54644140
Get your power maul and skull mask, you're a chaplain.

>>54644140
>>54644167
GRIMALDUS GRIMALDUS GRIMALDUS GRIMALDUS GRIMALDUS GRIMALDUS

I program off season and do tree work in season. . .
Wtf am I?

Hope I can keep the chainsaw

>>54643920
Unless you're a Navy SEAL you don't get to be a chapter master. Captain at best.

If you'd had a lot of tours you can be a veteran.

>>54641815
Eliminate some local politicians and activists because of their retarded independance plans. Other than that go on with my life.

I work in topography so I would just be a basic marine but it should be more than enough.

>>54641815
I work in a warehouse. The chief skillset I bring to the company is the ability to lift up heavy things over and over.

I think I failed Astartes selection and was made into a lifter-servitor.

>>54641815

Great, I'm a librarian by profession.

Shelving books, mind-fry some shit, help people find what they need, open a rift into the warp. works gonna be fun.

And in my free time I'll probably find out if slaanesh exists or not.

>>54644286
>Still so salty about Brexit he'd murder innocent people just because they supported it

Anyone got the number for MI5?

>>54644304
I ain't no Brit

>>54641815
Offer myself to the local Sheriff's department as a deputy. Spend the rest of my days busting meth labs and impressing kids (and their moms) at the county fair.

>>54644280
Bitch you don't make the rules

>>54644349
How are you going to bang women with your acid spitting penis that ejaculates with the force of a gun?

>>54641815
>EMT
i fall through my apartment floor and become an apothecary
>Medic 322 you have an emergency call at [location]
NO SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR SHALL FALL IF I CAN HELP IT

>>54644374
Yeah I do.

>>54644398

Space marines spit acid from their mouth, you dingus, not their dicks. And there's no ballistic semen there, either.

That said, they'd probably have trouble getting an erection, just like a 'roidhead. All those implanted organs cannot be good for your sexual health.

>>54644502
does space marines even have dicks ?

>>54644513
Yes.

Do lawyers become chaplains?
if so, i go to my local police department and become a super cop.

If not, i just become a merch to live in luxury

what do business majors become

im sure my wife would be upset, she wants another kid.

>>54641815
>studying architecture
So techmarine? Neat. Well, finish uni and get on with my life coasting on far future know-how and knowing I'm functionally immortal. Have exactly two sons at some point. Maybe have a few decades off as an athlete.

>>54644871
Sons

Not without being a apothecary you punk

Speaking of which primaris apothecary.

I'd break my doors

>>54642616
I live in Brazil.

>>54642659
>1st world tech level
We aren't living in a goddamn jungle, we just have a lot of crime. Specially organized crime.

>>54644942
>Brazil

Just join a football team and make bolter rounds for the rest of us

>>54641815
Do a gear check to make sure my Apothecary tools are where they need to be then wait patiently for the first marine related casualty to crop up.

>>54643365
Wouldn't that be Sons of Walton?

Or even better, Sons of Sam?

>>54641815
I thought marines were 9 feet tall?

>>54644513
big thick ones with angry veins running up and down their furious length

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>>54641815
>Currently working on my Mech. Engineering bachelor's

What do?
>Become Techmarine
>Pray to pic related, for great is his blessing
>Revolutionise small arms development in His name, as He did before
>Gyrojet/bolters for everyone!
And maybe do some motorcycle designing for a sidegig.

>>54645042
>Not Wardens of the Wal

>>54643365
Honestly that one /tg/ thread about the post apocalyptic society trapped in the ultra Wal-Mart would make for a fun recruitment/home world for a joke chapter

>>54641815
Im a hunter, what the fuck would i be

>>54641815
>Library Sciences
well. now i'm a brainwizard.

>>54644074
6ft or taller qualified you for Primaris
Now I am become Chadmarine, destroyer of your asshole

Break Floor of apartment, Become Tech Marine terminator since gunsmith and good with heavy weapons. Then go and rob GW And try and avoid the nation Guard.

>>54645329
Could anything short of a tank missile take a marine?

>>54645279
Grey Knight/Deathwatch?

>>54645279
Scout Sergeant?

>>54645345
>>54645329
Yes. 40MM Grenade in mass. Also should of mention Lamenter since bad luck and having a knack to fucking myself over. Also I am not a manlet so fuck I am primaris.

>>54645279
Scout sergeant.

>>54644865
Just SGT since you need good charisma and good leadership. AKA You get to pick what ever squad type has a sergeant in it.

>>54641815
>in the exact position you are now. You still have your personality but all of a sudden you're 7' tall in socks

I try not to freak out my parents too much and then ask them to help me up the basement stairs

>>54645269
I want this now. If there is an archive copy please link

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>>54641815
>become Tactical because that should give me Assault and Devastator training too
>break chair
>head to gf's place to find out once and for all if Astartes dicks work right
>go join Air Force as planned, but without having to lose any more weight or study for the ASVAB
Assuming a functional dick, my life has improved about 8000% Thanks, OP!

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I crush my bed and my boyfriend rolls on top of me. Then, I get up, and go rob a bank.

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>>54641815
>You suddenly become a fully armed and armoured Tactical/Devastator/Assault Marine

Say no more...

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>>54645504
>tfw you only just found out Chad is an actual country

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Join the police force but now I don't have to work my ass off to gain some muscle.

>>54641815

>Work IT for a job
>Do Blacksmithing as a hobby

Why can't I be a Techmarine?

>>54645733
dude, that's definitely a techmarine. a Salamanders techmarine.

>>54645569
>t. Chad from Chad

What if I am a gril

>>54645810
Probably a Sister of battle or other thing depending on your work. IE: Technical = tech priest and etc

>>54645810
please

rape me

>>54645810
>Grill
Salamanders, duh.

Well, it's only an extra foot of height and all the equipment can be stashed in my granddad's garage. I am going to enjoy semieternal life and not having to search for gf. My transhumanist wannabe cyborg friend will probably hang himself out of envy. Also, not sure what type of marine I get since I study physics now. Dixi.

>>54645851
Just contact one of the three apothecaries in this thread and have them implant him

Or a techmarine

>>54641815

I throw myself into a volcano. Humanity isnt ready for the military technology that could be gleaned from my body and gear.

>>54645851
If I didn't have the bad luck of a lamenter. I would offer my services but I would feel like a ass for potentially killing future GF

>>54642412
>>54642564
>>54642584
This made my day.

>>54645473
>Not the Army

Fag

Fuck yeah agelessness, current life's goal achieved. Would probably be an apothecary because genetics student, so I would know how to make more marines as well as have some pretty neat equipment. Time to see if geneseed can be cloned, and if so make a shit ton of money on a very risky immortality treatment. If not, ah well, time to find some suitable candidate I like and do it the slow way.

>>54645045
more like 7-8, Primaris are 8-9. average marine is like 350-500lbs, primaris gotta be pushing 700.

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>>54645851
>I am going to enjoy not having to search for gf.

Now that's just sad.

>>54641815
I went to management school. Does that make me a sergeant?

>>54643391

Master of the rites

>>54645938
I'm too old.

>>54645999
trips make you cap

>>54645442
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Walmart_Apocalypse

Has archive links + a tldr version

>>54646128
Thanks

>>54644502
steroids make your dick work better, just shrink your balls, it's just more test.

>>54646079
Primaris captain. I might get into sports and just use my incredible power to be the best at all of them.

>>54641815
I'm studying to be a game designer, what does that make me?

>>54641815
>am architectural designer

Welp, fuck you bobby g, time to build some motherfuckin WALLS

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>>54646391
I dropped this

>>54646391
Imperial Fist Tech Marine I wager . I swear most of the chat is tech marines.

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If my friends and family constantly rely on me for free amateur therapy, do I get to be a Chaplain since that's the closest thing Space Marines have?

>Become a Tech marine with full combat ability and 30+ years of mechanicus training

Feels good man, especially if I'm a Primaris Tech Marine

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>MFW when TG is Adeptus Astartes Mechanicus and Biologis department.
Since 3/4 of the thread is Tech Marine or apothecary.

>>54641815
I guess I become a one man mercenary army, I was a former soldier so I guess I'd be a Sgt.

>>54646711
Hey mate what did you do in the army exactly. Infantry men or something else

>>54641815
If I'm going to pick my role it would be apothecary. That way I have 2 chances of extracting me Geneseed and creating more marines. I would likely try to move to the third world and begin a life a a human tank for some dictator as I try to turn children soldiers into more astartes.

>>54646634
We are legitiment nerds.

Not these fake ones, honest "we are going to the moon" ones.

Of course our chapter would be 75% tech marine or apothecary

>>54646786
Most definitely true. Still were weird conglomerate different chapters.

>>54646786
On a side note
We have enough apothecaries and tech marines to make a self sustaining chapter with the 78 people that have been in this thread

>>54641815
My Chair breaks and the next thing I do is slapping Arkane Studios for the Ending of Dishonored 2, which I finished three minutes ago. I have no job at this moment, but next month I will start a voluntary service. (Basicly working for a youth center, just for Students, but regulated by the church.

>>54646816
Welcome to being a chaplain.

Here's your skull mask

Since were officially the size of under strength of Company. Whats the plan finally meeting up Battle Brothers?

>Primaris tech-marine with a weapons fetish
Move over John Browning, we got a new top dog in the killy department.

>>54645473

>superhuman infantry
>joins the air force

So something like lorgar?

I'm an astrophysicist.
Does that mean I get a battle barge to command?

>>54645810

You die since wimmenz can't accept the extra organs or responsibility.

Data scientist so I guess techmarine or librarian? since they keep track of all the chapters data and events.

>>54646728
19D, Cav scout

>>54641815
Well, I'm a nurse, so I'd say apothecary.
Stash my armour and weapons somewhere safe.
Get some latex to cover up my plugs, then go become a strongman performer or something, maybe get some gigs for movies.

>>54645810
You become Emperor Child or Blood Angel, nobody will be any wiser.
Alternatively, Dark Angel, but only if you're unrepentant buttslut.

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>>54646846
FUCK YEAH!
Thanks Brother!

>>54641815
I'D BE THE LARGEST CASHIER IN THE STORE HAHAHAHA

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>>54646942
Nurse (male)?

>>54646970
Yeah.
It actually got a different description in German, but I don't think English has a seperate word for it?

>>54646339
now that I think about it I'd probably be a techmarine or librarian since the curriculum focuses pretty much entirely on software development and coding.

>>54647005
Yeah, I'm sure in German it's some 30+ letters composite word, like every other word introduced into the language past 19th century.

A warden maybe? If you're the kind of a nurse that persuades uncooperative patients to stay in their fucking bed and don't bite the doctor, it might be called warden in English.

>>54646941
Honestly a Scout Marine more like Space Wolves equivlant that are full marine. Hell I am thinking you would be higher ranked since you would report to a Commander. In terms of a marine I mean.

>>54641815

I'm a drunk, an I'm often sad. Am I a Space Wolf or a Lamenter?

>>54646876
Probably in the middle of a field somewhere, where we can begin discussing the Chapter hierarchy. We also need to decide on a Chapter name and color scheme. I just work a desk job, but I'm big enough to be Primaris, so I'll probably be an Intercessor, which I'm not complaining about.

>>54647147
I am Lamenter Primaris Tech marine. I just sit in the back trying not to messing everyones luck up.

>>54647100
I was the best shot, so I guess like a wolf scout or maybe something like Telion makes sense

>>54647090
Well, you're not entirely wrong; the actual term is "Gesundheits- und Krankenpfleger" (Pfleger for short).
It doesn't translate terribly well; the closest thing would be Caretaker.

>If you're the kind of a nurse that persuades uncooperative patients to stay in their fucking bed and don't bite the doctor, it might be called warden in English.
I am qualified to work at a psych ward, but I'm not cut out for that shit; too depressing.

Truth be told; I'm only working until I got enough money saved up for med school; the German hospital situation is gonna go critical mass within the next couple of years and I don't intend to stick around for that shitshow.

>>54647213
>so I guess like a wolf scout or maybe something like Telion makes sense
Wolf scout First company I would personally since great shot plus veteran experience would defiantly qualify you for first company veteran scout.

>>54647205
While Lamenters are one of the best Chapters, I think it would be neat if /tg/ made a Chapter based on the random assholes in this thread and what we'd each be.

>>54647279
I agree with this. I honestly don't want to start making it since I have bad luck and generally don't like taking risks.

But if any anon is willing please do it.

>>54647279
As I was this apothecary, the first one
>>54642341
I call chief apothecary

>>54647331
I call being the Chief Tech Marine. Since first Primaris Tech Marine in the thread.

>>54647354
Note the post I am replying to is me. Just setting a name incase a person begins to make this a thing. Also note I am the lamenter guy who's beeing replying throughout the thread.

>>54647331
Chief apothecary Davis if we are doing names.

>>54647279
Basically just a tank company with a sqauds of apothecaries and some Chaplains.
Make it a Knight hospitaller kinda deal; Marines who not only fight, but also administer to the wounded of their allies, including regular Gusrd mooks.

>>54647240
>I am qualified to work at a psych ward
In my experience it wasn't so bad in there, but then I was in the section that didn't require forceful wrangling of the customers.

>the German hospital situation is gonna go critical mass within the next couple of years
What makes you say that? I'm from Eastern Europe and basically, the word is half of our medical graduates move West for employ, because they would be doing same job for way better money. (and if you're smart enough to learn your anatomy, picking another language is hardly an issue). So if our med care should go to hell because doctors keep running to your country, but your country med care goes to hell too... what gives?

>>54644265
Assault marine! With chain sword.

>>54641815
>artist
I'd make the best chapter banners ever.

>>54647387
I guess that makes sense, most of our guys are Techmarines and Chaplains, probably have a squad of dudes to protect you guys/man the tanks while you do the Emperor's good work.

So Battle Brother this is the first meeting of are Unnamed Chapter. What should we name it?

On another note what should be the banner colour and symbol. I honestly don't want to select it since knowing my history it'll just anger other chapter members.

> Spend most of day at work trying to look busy

Looks like i'm a custodes

>doing a degree in chemistry
Techmarine that specialises in chemistry and promethium production.

>>54647513

Brotherhood of Broken Chairs

>>54647520
Welcome Honored Custodes to the chapter. I know you don't have the imperial Palace but we will make do with what we have.

>>54647513
Homo ludiens

Or "the playing men"

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>>54647544

>>54647402
>What makes you say that? I'm from Eastern Europe and basically, the word is half of our medical graduates move West for employ, because they would be doing same job for way better money.
Most of the hospitals got privatized meaning they are managed with the goal of being profitable.
Problem is, with patients getting getting older and acruing more long term/chronical diseases; they remain in the hospital for much longer time (a patient stops being profitable after around 4-5 days) and need more attention.

As a result, the managements of most houses have begun to cuts personnel costs, so most stations are constantly understaffed, resulting in mistakes being made, which leads to longer stays for patients, lawsuits etc..
Nurses actually got the highest burn-out rate in this country.

It's not as bad for doctors, but they are starting to feel it too (one of the surgeons on my stattion clocked in like 15 hours unpaid overtime last month).

>>54647561
>>54647544
I like both of these names. But I will give it 5-10 minutes and then roll for it. Or what ever name has the most votes.

>software dev
I shall communicate with the machine spirits brothers

>>54647513
Throwing out a few names that are maybe a tad more serious

>The Lords in Iron
>The Knights of Deliverance
>The Steel Legion
>The Sons of Perdition

>>54647593
Chapter Symbol could be a 2 legged stool

>>54647513
The Iron Wardens

We are the shield that guards His people.

>>54647629
Damn it battle brother my sides have reached the end of the universe.
>>54647625
I like them myself battle brother. But I wish to vote for this. I personally wouldn't mind using Broken Chairs as a nick name.

>>54647664
I dig this one too

>>54647571
>Most of the hospitals got privatized
Oh, this would be explanation enough, but thanks for going into detail.
Yeah, burnout is a nasty thing but people can come back from it. Just have some reserves to live on when you're putting yourself together. Or bail before it actually hits you.

>>54647664
>54647670
I like this aswell Battle Brothers. I am tempted to select it. I shall give it a tiny bit before I select the name.

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>>54641815
>architecture
The Best offense is a good defense. The knowledge came to me while in my negative-hugbox

>>54647240

alter, was meinst du denn bitte? Bekommst nen rollator und dann kannst weiter pflegen bis 77.

Primaris Hellblaster, I think. I will be the shootiest.

>>54642571
Is it possible for us to come to a consensus that this primaris BS is to be regarded as fan fiction?

>>54647666
"We shall fight until the Emprah breaks his own golden chair!"

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>>54647723

>>54647723
Damnit Battle Brother. My sides are to far gone by now.
I will consider this a valid chapter catch phrase unless others can come up with one.

>>54646634
It's always the same for stuff like this.
/tg/ is IT guys/students, some blacksmiths, medicine fags and theology students in an overwhelming proportion, so it's always techmarines and apothecaries, with some chaplain and librarian extras.

Me?
Unemployed IT guys, but just make me an aggressor
Ill probably be chilling in the Middle East, massacring jihadis and trying to convince the apostolic churches to mend the Great Schim, the chalcedonian separation, and the nestorian one as some "super-soldier sent as a sign of God to get your stuff together".

I've got a biology degree and am currently working in IT, so I'm yet another Apothecary/Techmarine.

>>54647747
"Scatter cushions are for the weak!"

>>54647751
Battle Brother Keep doing the emperor works.

So basically a chapter that came to be in a primitive nuclear world?

>>54647764
I am hurting Battle Brother please for love of god stop sending my sides into the edges of the known universe.
>>54647771
Indeed Battle Brothers.

>>54647713
>I've got a biology degree and am currently working in IT
Like I said; I intend to be at university when shit hits the fan.

Chances are, by the time I'm done they'll giving away Clinics for general practioners for free.

>>54647747
Well if we are going with The Iron Wardens maybe something like

"With iron's might we shall endure"

Battle Brothers I have decided on the name. >>54647664
The Iron Wardens. Thank the battle Brother for this great name.

>>54647824
"...unlike our chairs!"

>>54647824
>"With iron's might we shall endure"
HM Intercessor Gadreel I like this infact. All other catch phrases will be consider unofficial but shall be marked down due chuckles they provide.

Now Battle Brothers, what is are chapters official banner.

>>54641815
>Nuclear physics student
Fuck I guess we have another techmarine in the chapter.
Also a boy scout leader so i could be a scout sergeant.

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>>54647929

>>54647929
I leave this up to the artists Battle Brother.

>>54647929

a couple of hundred techmarines stood in the wreckage of various chairs?

>>54647953

"The two legged chair is HERESY!"

>>54641815
I'm a former Private Security Contractor ('Mercenary' in modern vernacular, even though that's wrong) before retiring and getting into construction (my position with the firm was 'Structure Security Specialist' - which was a frivolous way of saying 'Combat Engineer that actually builds things', so in common life I went back to building normal things).
What the hell am I?

>>54647963
>>54647966
Battle Brothers if possible please find us a Artist among are ranks to draw the banner.

>>54647994
Deathwatch Techmarine.

>>54647625
>>54647513
Dibs on Master of Sanctity

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>>54648015
I did a rough mock up of the chapter symbol

>>54647994
Imperial Fist Techmarine

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W28hHkA_RO0rx_r5TZpcvy70FAkdj1XMEYIGZgM9LkE/edit?usp=sharing
Battle Brothers here is the Google Document.
>>54648024
Very well brother we shall use intill another images about.
>>54648018
I permit it Battle Brother.

>>54647823
Do you work in a uni-klinik or a private hospital?
They are partly privatized and i´ve change to them at the beginning of the year. It is really different from asklepius and other hospitals.
just got home from my late shift where i worked with 3 other nurses to care for 35 patients, it´s okay man.
with 2030 it gonna be cool when everybody and his mom are going into retierment. I hope we get better working conditions then

>finance dude
>195 cm
>handsome
>sometimes feel fucking furious for nothing
>done multiple martial arts for a period of about 6 years

I guess I'm a primaris assault marine (I don't care if there are no models). I don't know what finance would translate to in 40k.

>>54648087
Also forgot to add I'm BA.

>>54648107
from the A Team?

Battle Brothers if you wish to be added to roster. Please state you name and Chapter and role. I shall add you to the list within the google document.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W28hHkA_RO0rx_r5TZpcvy70FAkdj1XMEYIGZgM9LkE/edit?usp=sharing
I have set the document for comment only. Due to the factor of 4chan.

>>54648123
Is that a joke? I don't get it then. I mean Blood Angels.

>>54648024
A shield with a brazen claw upon it, due to our ambiguous parentage. Our familiarity with the forge lends itself to the Iron Hands and Salamanders, and the dispositions of either grim misanthropes or helpful battle brothers filled with vim an comraderie cements these assertions. However some marines, usually those particularly gifted at a singular craft are prone to the "Hephaestian Fury" in which the marine reacts to failure or the opposition of his enemies with frothing madness, taking leave of their senses to slay their foes. While similar to the Black Rage, it is not clear if we are sons of Sanguinius or if the Fury is a unique chapter mutation, or a mutation native to the homeworld.

>>54648155
Battle Brother we are from many chapters. It isn't possible.
I for one am a Lamenter, I may be cheery but my luck is impossibly bad. We may not belong here at this time but with a nolliage of this time and a rightful birth we shall protect it inhabitants with fire and steel

>>54648213
Wait I thought we wuz makin a chaptur Boss

>>54648079
Private.
I've heard that things are slightly better at the local university clinic, but I'm pretty much set on the whole doctor thing.

>>54648252
We are battle Brother. But are chapter is based in second Millennia on Terra. Look at the varied marines who live among us. We are in the year 2017, at the date of 8/1/17 scattered across the cradle of humanity. We are not from later periods.

>>54648292
Oh Christ, I thought this was to be taken semi seriously as a /tg/ homebrew. I didn't realize lowbrow memery was the goal here

>>54648321
It is a TG homebrew. But yes it is kinda memey.

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Immediately devote myself even more to Tzeentch since I probably wouldn't be a librarian from the start, wait until I can use my psychic powers to change my armor to look as cool as Thousand Sons armor, and then start messing around with my new mind beams and stuff. Also absorb lots and lots of knowledge.

>>54648345
Well within the context of "Homebrew Chapter based on /tg/" then bam >>54648155 there's some ground work.

Within the context of "given the OP prompt, what would a chapter of fuckos on modern earth look like", well, you've seen the Google doc.

I'm more Interested in the former, since the later would just get silly after a while

>>54641815
>6'4", so primaris
>lab tech, biochemistry degree, so apothecary
i'm going to need to go shopping. fucking space marine physiology

>>54648419
I know. I was living up part of the joke. But if a diffrent anon wants to make the serious variant please go right ahead. I am will to assist but for now I am gonna eat.

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>>54648146

>Pitying fools intensifies

>>54647513
The Terran Gamblers

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>>54648055
Is this better?

>>54648419
Primaris Intercessor Gadreel

I agree, which is why I gave most of the serious answers, and I like your ideas here >>54648155 a lot. So this is what we've got so far.

The Iron Wardens
"With Iron's Might We Shall Endure"

Our emblem is a shield with a brazen claw upon it, due to our ambiguous parentage. Our familiarity with the forge lends itself to the Iron Hands and Salamanders, and the dispositions of either grim misanthropes or helpful battle brothers filled with vim an comraderie cements these assertions. However some marines, usually those particularly gifted at a singular craft are prone to the "Hephaestian Fury" in which the marine reacts to failure or the opposition of his enemies with frothing madness, taking leave of their senses to slay their foes. While similar to the Black Rage, it is not clear if we are sons of Sanguinius or if the Fury is a unique chapter mutation, or a mutation native to the homeworld.

So we're artificers with a shit ton of Techmarines and tanks/vehicles with a fair number of Chaplains, as well as some standard infantry to protect the Tachs/man the tanks/kill the heretics. I imagine with our name and words we're pretty big on defense/protection.

I'm sitting in my ford fiesta.... Fuck I'm gonna need a new car. I weigh more than it now. I'm a psych major, bio minor doing neuro research. So either a biomancer librarian, or a chaplain since they are kinda counselors. Work is gonna be tough till I find a new job, since being fucking hueg in a tiny kitchen is going to be fun. I'll probably go work for black water or other pmc. Maybe go talk to "mad dog" Mattis and help him stage a coup to dump the Trump.

>>54648680
This man knows what's up

>>54648680
>Thinks Mattis would commit treason and delegitimize the US forever with a military coup
Oh boy. Washington would roll in his grave, but the latin american dictators who did that would all cheer from the beyond, glad that their northern brothers have joined the fold.

>>54648637
Or I could not paste my name in the right spot, that's neat

>>54648680
>>54648710
>>54648721
leave the politics out of it. let's just go conquer an african country and set up there

>>54648637
Eh, name and motto eels a bit generic.

>>54648738
I live in a desert already friend I'd rather not trade one hell blasted landscape for another. Even with a handful of dudes as long as we were outfitted right, which we would be, we could take over somewhere with nicer weather.

>>54648753
If you've got suggestions lay them out.
I suggested some of these as well earlier if they're more interesting
>>54647625

>>54648738
I'm just saying. The US funded a coup in my country, the russians tried to.
If it fucked itself over with a military coup because "Trump is a meanie" that'd be the most hilarious shit ever, and would basically be the sign that the US is done.

>African country
With the amount of techmarines we could just build a fortress in Antartica.

Would a carpenter be a techmarine? I do use a lot of tools and things. Suppose I'd be useful fabricating cover or some shit. Or am I just gonna be same old me, making cabinets in our Chapter House but I'm 6 inches taller?

Kill all Polictitians, the Royal Family, and then blow up the statue of Winston churchil in the square, and Banish my local Games workshop to the warp.

Wait, I'm in stabbingham, that's the HQ.
Banish it to the warp.

>>54648819
A techmarine for that one fan-made chapter that doesn't have advanced resources. Conservators? Something like that.

>>54648819
We're stretching things pretty far all around here, so I'd give it to you. That or you could just be a non HQ like a Devestator or something if you wanted to.

>>54648721
I think that he might, to prevent total collapse. He wouldn't maintain power, probably reinstate civilian government quickly.
>>54648738
But I'm ok with this. Let's take Ghana. They speak English at least.

>shatter my chair
>can now live out my dreams and become a supervillain

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>>54648576
now in color

>>54648780
How about
>Sons of the Mountain
>Forgefathers
>Warsmiths
>Bronze Bishops
>Knights-Artitus
>Knights-Talos

We seem to share a *lot* if conceptual space with traditional fantasy dwarves.

As for motto, maybe
>Faith in Iron!
>Out of the Forge, Into the Fire!
>FINE DWARVEN CRAFTS

>>54644513
Yes, I think there is one scene in a Space Wolf Novel where a women laminates about their lack of sexual drive due to the sheer size of the thing down there.

And it's not like a Space Marine couldn't fuck someone, but due to the augments he would have to be extremely gentle and the mental / hormonal changes wouldn't make him very easy to get in the mood, if not completely impossible. They are not non-functioning, just don't want to (and may be sterile, but that doesn't stop regular humans anyway).

>>54648637
Leading to possible Dornian ancestry. Seriously, it's a fucking shitshow, who the he'll knows for sure. The only thing we know is that we are not Ultras

We are exceedingly faithful, to the Emperor as God Emperor and Omnissiah, but heresy and shame are not unknown to the chapter.

We have an extremely high number of Apothecaries, and while this is largely unknown to the greater Imperium, it is due to rampant mutation in the populace, with random organs malfunctioning or simply not being present, as well as a generally malfunctioning Melanchromic Organ with most Wardens being rather pale.

In the past there was a cabal of techmarines and Apothecaries dabbling in tech heresy, attempting to cure their gene flaws. Concurrently there was a moderately sized cult of marines dedicated to finding their gene-sires in an attempt to find a cure for their woes, these "Questors" were a highly controversial subject within the chapter, as some suspected their involvement with the suspected, but yet hidden Hereteks, and the issue of their openness with the chapters shameful gene flaws. These Questors would also abandon the chapter to depart on their quests for truth, without heed to the chain of command or authorization. Upon their return they would enact plays depicting their adventures, to grow support for their cause

I am back. I am Gun Smith and Roughly 6'5. So I am assuming I am Primaris and Tech Marine. Also I apologies for before I was hungry so I didn't really consider how low brow memey it was.

>>54648988
Things collapsing: the integrity of american media, the integrity of their politicians (after 8 years of blocking a democrat, republicans are now blocking their own. Meanwhile democrats are completely disconnected from reality) and the people's trust in their electoral system (which your own media defended when they thought they'd win, and now the sides are reversed, further undermining the government and media's integrity).

A military coup won't solve any of that because "muh drumpf". It'll just accelerate the inevitable collapse of America. Which is hilarious and sad, I really love some of the ideals, I just think that the downward spiral of retardation is entirely deserved and I do seriously hope you guys dig yourselves a bigger grave by attempting to fix it the wrong way because I love seeing people get what they deserve.

That said none of this is /tg/ related so I'll stop shitposting.

>>54649057
I like these two a lot.
>Forgefathers
>Warsmiths


>Faith in Iron!
I like this one, but I still enjoy
>With Iron's Might We Shall Endure

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>>54649075
I like you thinking Battle Brother, as a result of our hidden shame we seem rather secretive and stoic on the outside, but we have a level of camaraderie that is impressive even among other Astartes which makes the knowledge of heretics in our ranks even more shameful.

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>>54641815
6'2 and a Pyro, you probably a Primaris Aggressor. I also make Jewelry on the side, so I suppose I will be hand crafting the flash on my gear in my spare time. Gotta be classy.

>>54649218
Bling Marine?

>>54649075
In the end, either through treacherous politicking, or genuine heresy, the heresy of the techmarines and the Apothecarium was revealed, and the Questors where implicated alongside them beyond redemption. The Inquisition loomed over the chapter, prepared for a fatal strike. However the chapter, ever prideful, took matters into it's own hands and the chapter was launched into a devastating and one sided civil war, many of the renegades refusing to draw the blood of their brothers. Now the heretics lurk upon a space hulk as the renegade warband "Questors Revengeant". While there are some Wardens that hold out hope for their exiled brothers' innocence, the topic is met with swift retribution from the Chaplians.

>>54649057
Fuck, fa/tg/uys are basically all dwarves, even if only stereotypically.

Why not take the hit on generic name and moto, although I would shorten it to "We Will Endure", and instead we focus on making the chapter culture and history dope as shit.

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>Chef
Well, there's only one option.

>>54649250
>"We Will Endure"
We Game of Thrones house now battle brothers.

Joking aside, that one is nice an short, I like it.

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>>54647710
My brethren! Let us build a palace to rival that of Terra!
seriously, im tired of designing restaurants

>>54649232
Now that I think about it, probably Salamander. They got the shiny / Burny stuff after all.

>>54649399
Think you can make it shaped like a d20?

So what's our aesthetic/theme? Greek Dwarves?

>>54649483
Byzantine dorfs

>>54649483
The armor looks crude because we lack high end manufacturing facilities. However it has a bit of an artisan's feel, like armors of old. Kinda dwarvish/medieval.
The many techmarines work on the deep forges, so I expect dirty and stained armor.

>>54649483

I guess that's a good way to put it, artisan warriors who take our craft seriously, seem stoic yet have a bond with our Battle Brothers that go beyond most other Chapters who are shamed by a our former brothers turned heretics. Many people liken us to the ancient statues of the greeks due to our pale skin caused by our mutation perhaps? It fits the whole artisan theme.

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Hmm, vocationally I'd be a Techmarine, but educational background would fit for Librarian.


Oh the Heretical Machinery I shall build.

>>54649467
Whoa there, lets wait for a structural engineering marine. My statics is a bit rusty

Try to conquer earth. Considering how overpowered everything in 40k is I could probably shrug off whatever humanity has to offer. The worst they can do is nuke me, and I don't know enough about 40k to say whether or not I could survive that.

>>54649379
I don't get it

>>54649483
I would stray away from greco-roman themes, since I can safely assume that a chapter based of off /tg/ demographics and ideals wouldn't be Ultramarines. Literally anything else than ultras. I'm honestly thinking "generic' Dragon Age Origin's dwarves

>>54649520
Nice inbetween, pic related. But being Astartes, the marine thing would be more prominent visually than Byzantine Dorfs.

>>54649525
I wouldn't say that. I think our world is close to a forgeworld, and our production capabilities are nothing to fuck with, but after a few years of civil war leading to an low (but on the rise) population and the following knee-jerk puritanism, things have begun to stagnate. Wardens look at their old works, their buildings, their ancient equipment, their deeds of valour, and sigh, wishing for those times of wonder to return

Now-a-days they'll start on something and it will sort of fizzle out as their attentions are taken elsewhere

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>>54649688
Dropped muh pic

>>54641815
Primaris librarian. Im six 4 in socks and work as an editor for a multimillion dollar research company

>>54649688
It just sounds like something similar to the words of a Game of Thrones house. It was a throwaway joke.

>>54641815
Aside from the chair I am in being obliterated, only real changes would be that I need new car, since I would no longer fit, and the rugby team I play for would probably win a lot more.

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I'm picturing our armor as basically Lanius', but nicer and in chapter colors. Maybe just because he looks like a Mediterranean dwarf giant with a somber intensity, but also I imagine that we aren't really able to build proper power armor, or at least much of it, so we maybe have a lot of Jerry rigged handmade gear

>>54649818
That begs the question, what are our colors Battle Brothers?

>>54649890
Working on a scheme now

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>brooding quiet INTJ guy who works in IT
can I fuck off and be a dark angel already

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>>54649890
Version one

Also, what is our standard armour mark? Would we have Primaris marines? If so, obviously we have MKX, but for regular marines, whats the standard?

>>54649890
I'm getting grey and bronze/reddish orange vibes

What would a NEET that volunteers with a scanlation group, cooks, and has an interest in aviation be?

>>54644414
>Medic 322 you have an emergency call at [location]
NO SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR SHALL FALL IF I CAN HELP IT

God damn it, I nearly fell out of my chair at work.

>>54650096
Chapter Serf?

>>54650026
Aesthetically I'm a fan of Mk II or Mk III considering the vibe our Chapter seems to be going for. It also works well for the 'once we were great and we want to be great again' idea if we have much older models that we've just kept in working condition, and the fact that we've begun to recieve Primaris Marines shows we are making strides to being great again.

I also like the dark red/gold look.

>>54650096
Probably a standard Assault/Decimator/Tactical Marine, unless you're particularly tall or have a skill that makes you lean more toward one of the specialty units.

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>>54650026
Have another, I'm going to use VII until we agree on common armour mark

>>54642652
OP said an Ultramarine, not a traitor marine

>>54650132
I was hoping for Storm Raven pilot, but ok...

>>54650169
I like Mk II personally

>>54645473
Bad news. Air force won't take you because by their standards you are obese and waist size is too big? You think I'm joking but I've personally seen two people get kicked out because they were near 7 ft and ripped but could not get their waist any smaller.

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>>54650169
The same colors in reverse

>>54649976

the ultimate patrician trifecta is obviously

>Rowbote
>Girlgrim
>Badgnus

>>54650226
>>54650169
Not feeling it

>>54650096
>>54650132
>>54650153
>>54650176


Well, in that case...

>Break couch
>Explain to my dad why the couch is broken and an aircraft is parked in the driveway
>Fly off into the sunset/become the family's designated chauffeur

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>>54650226
Same thing with bronze/brass/old gold

>>54650241
What would you change? It's easier to make tweaks than it is to pull a paint scheme out of my ass

>>54650266
This one is my favorite so far

>>54650266
No sir I don't like it.

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>>54641815
Go on a one man crusade and purge mecca.

>>54650266
Switch the gold with white or silver maybe?

>>54650300
It's honestly my least favorite, would you change it up at all

>>54650306
Kek you fucker. Eerily close though, innit? What would you different? This one >>54650226 is my favorite thus far.

>>54650355
>>54650266
Oh actually, change the Shin and forearm guards to match the torso. Keep the other gold/silver parts silver/gold.

>>54650355
>>54650379
I'll do both and post em up, I think we're getting close

>>54650357
Let me experiment a little. What site are you using for this the only one I know of just does the standard armor.

>>54650266
Like the colors. Maybe switch the burgundy and gold, and make the latter more of a bronze?

>>54650406
Chapter Constructor, https://bitbucket.org/chaptergenerator/chaptergenerator/downloads/

Its pretty robust.

>>54650408
That IS the bronze on the program I'm using. the gold it has is fucking bright yellow. But it has the metallic sheen, anything else looks super flat

>>54650355
Check this one>>54650226

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>>54650379
I'm not a fan of this one

>>54650503
Looks too much like the Bluhd Rehvens...

>>54650503
Why is this program in Slavic Runes

>>54650526
There should be an English option in the startup window. Look for the flags.

>>54650545
Thank you Battle Brother

>>54650503
One sec let me download the program.

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>>54650408
Bam, this isn't bad

>>54650519
>/tg/ favorite chapter
>Memes
I mean, there are worse things

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>>54650631
>>54650560
An example of what you can get done with this program

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>>54650658
And another

>>54650680
>>54650658
Who could be behind this post?

>>54650729
>Large nosed Primarch rubbing hands

>>54650641
I only realized it was similar to yours after I made it but it's different enough to be put up for consideration

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>>54650788
Oops forgot pic

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>>54650788
We're getting close to needing a second thread.

Have another

>>54650801
I would change the eyes so they pop more, and alter the legs to reduce banding. Either make the knees red, the shins bronze, or the feet red. Solid blocks of color, basically. Looks better on marines, usually.

>>54650801
I like that one. Can I see what it's like with monogamous legs?

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>>54650840

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>>54650874

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>>54650801
I know this is crap, but this thing is really fun.

Also a shitty reference but whatever.

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>>54650887

>>54650833
>>54650840
I'm currently phone posting on a journey to Dairy Queen with some roommates, if someone else wants to try it or y'all can make it until I return I'll play with it. I like the idea of the shins being bronze but mono red legs will probably look better

>>54650874
This one is actually my favorite, I'm pleasantly surprised with the bronze legs

>>54650026
>>54650169
>>54650226
>>54650266
>>54650503
>>54650641
>>54650658
>>54650680
>>54650801
>>54650807
>>54650874
>>54650887
>>54650892
>>54650909
Can we get a photoshop wizard to make a supercut of these so we can vote on them easier in the next thread?

>>54650957
I'll try if nobody gets to it before I get back

>>54650909
Also a fan of this one

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>>54650994
Feel free to ignore mine, I'm just fucking around to get the juices flowing.

>>54650994
I'll make the second thread once this one dies

>>54641815
I've dropped out of vollege 3 times now so, chapter serf I guess. What do serfs get? A munitorum issued broom and a chapter badge?

Are chapter serfs treated well?

>>54651048
Since the thread conditions are "Fully armed and armoured space marine" I guess you'd be a regular space marine.

>>54651109
Depends on the chapter.

>>54651048
You can be a Tactical/Assault/Devestator, or if you're not a manlet, a Primaris of a similar designation

>>54650994
Also shopping now, shouldn't take too long

>>54651025
Thank you, Master of Sanctity