Let's have a character thread. Sum up your last character

>>54606284
Pirate orc he was.
A bag of limitless limes.
Scurvy is no joke.

>>54606334
Limes don't contain vitamin C.

Born in a lab
Pending discontinuation from superiors
Strange family takes her in
Teaches her how to be human

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>>54606334
Not a good person.
Even monster can make right
unleashed on the worse.

>>54606334
That's a haiku. I must now poetry my own previous character...

>>54606284

Born on the surface and raised by a man
Dark elf thief who needed a better plan

Iambic pentameter rhyming couplet, bitch!

>>54606334
Describe your character in haiku thread? I'm down.

Silver-spoon raised child
Dark lab, mindrip, brain upload
AI in a knife

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His tribe slaughtered, he hunts down the one thing he loves.
Money.

>>54606360
Uh...yes they do. The average lime contains 19.5 grams of vitamin C. This is less than an orange (51.1 mg), but more than an apple (8.4 mg).

For adults, the recommended daily intake of vitamin C is 65-90 mg per day. So around two oranges, or four limes, should do most people.

>>54606419
>19.5 grams

Meant milligrams. Mea culpa.

An ordinary person chosen prophet by a possibly evil god. Juggles family, politics and service to the god.

>>54606284

War veteran (male) seeking some sort of absolution. Knows the setting main villain (female). Plot spoiler: chokes main villain to death and kills himself.

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>>54606284
white haired russian psycho daughter of an oligarch, impersonating a caring motherly type, stranded in fantasy and longing for godhood.

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>>54606284
>depressed
>genetically inferior female elf
>plate armor, giant shield
>can't hurt living beings
>undead annihilation expert
>worships god of death

>>54606360
Limes do contain vitamin C. The issue you are (probably) referring to was combination of two absolutely retarded decisions made by Royal Navy. First, they've switched from lemons to limes (roughtly 2/3 of vitamin C content) and then they've DEMANDED to use copper plumbing. Copper reacts with vitamin C, basically destroying it, especially when heated.
In the end, sailors were given bottles of lime juice that was close to worthless when it comes to vitamin C provision.

>>54606284
He died, and made a deal with the devil
He'll cut a bloody swath to end those who wronged him.

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>>54606284
An accountant weeb.
Trapped in a shounen world.
Still flat-chested.

Bundeswehr soldier in Twilight 2000 game.

There is no point writng more.

>>54606284
Mostly alive daughter of a dead man. Efficient, cold, loving. Queen of a shitty nation. Awful parent. Not Good but tries.

>>54606284
cannon building necromancer basically pulling a nic cage in lord of war.

Social darwinist Goliath monk.
Classic orphan-raised-by-monks backstory. Used a kanabo. Once trained village militia. Cool dude.

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>>54606284
Narcoleptic undead-hating faun roleplaying as demon lord becomes leader of independent city-state. Mandates construction of new comfy beds.

Old Sheriff Jack McGourty
Retired and drunk, though not quite psychotic.
He thought he was Lawful but he was Chaotic.

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Former member of a traveling band, reduced to street performing. Just wants a group to travel with. Also a gnome.

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Druid wrestler

>>54606611
>plate armor, giant shield
for what purpose

>>54606284
Dumb but friendly and charming paladin

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Playing drums, eating fingers.

>>54606334
Charismatic flair.
A master of spell and sword.
Yet... broken inside.

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This Number one contender sucks blood and hits like a truck, went to train with trolls, seeks a wizard now!

Born Ghoul, older wiser crueler than Vampire he serves. Always 'making a suggestion' and 'taking the liberty'. 'Master' smiles and nods, clueless.

Nobody wants to die. Everyone will die one day. Follow the philosophy of the ooze.

>kobold treasure hunter
>if scrooge mcduck was a rat lizard
>slept in a pile of gold
>was yoinked into a portal from hell
>fuck tales, woo hoo

Princess who got her armed vaporized by a mindflayer. Now a fighter who laughs when severely injured.

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fresh outta wizard college
trained as stage magician
has a song for every occasion
familiar dies every combat

>>54606284
Exiled Merchant Prince
on a grand adventure
Evil is too easy for a young hero

Psychic sex vampire that's losing her humanity and is now dating the city's Warden, while corrupting him.

>>54606284
Politics, light elves and unfair wars aren't right.
So I will bring all out total war.

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>In all ways except physical, I am a bear

[rages]

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An herbalist witch by the sea where animals hadn't gone extinct. His trilobite knows what's up.

six fingered broke ass jew in chicago, loving every type of gambling, games and math. working for the mafia.

>>54608325
How the fuck are the parasites not satisfied, if she's that fat she's clearly eating at a rate far faster than they're consuming.

>>54606284
Literally Dandelion from the Witcher
except he's lawful evil

>>54608537
I guess these parasites sustain themselves from disgusting fap fuel.

>>54606284
Born into nothingness and shit
Wished to give his life for those that helped him
In the end he did

>>54606284
Eye collecting warlock with an inferiority complex.
He travels the world to get more knowledge and experience. Also Handsome.

>>54606284
DM allowed 3rd Party Pathfinder
So I made a fighter that could literally intimidate Satan into a mewling ball

>>54606284
Quiet Wizard that feels useless to party.
Family artifact gets destroyed.
He turns into a fucking badass.
Also, now a lich.

>>54608537
clearly the swelling is due to the pixie's rapidly breeding inside of her stomach, and not simply fat build up

>>54608669
Storytime?

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>>54606284
Her master wanted to be immortal, but succeeded horribly. Now she must rectify that and learn to deal with people.

Giant stone robot granted a soul, than left at the bottom of the sea for ten thosand years. Likes hammers.

>>54606284
>>54606334

Grand Moshi Pirate
Sails the high seas, bringing flame
knife fights and healing

>>54609422
Sure
>fantasy homebrew our group has been working on for a few years
>races are:
>Humans: You know them, have conquered a lot of the continent lately
>Elves: Also fairly simple. Slavers, live inside their magical forest but also have a slave city in the desert. Hate deformities (kill on sight)
>Dwarves: Short, pudgy, strong, you know the drill. Most don't have contact with the rest of the world and live in their mountain.
>Did I mention that they chained their mountain to the side of a cliff with fuckhuge chains?
>Orcs: also fairly standard. Nomads, worship elements, good shamans. Enslaved by the humans and elves
>Vahgai: "Southern" slave race. Come from the desert, hate slavers and elves.
>Cosmology consists of 4 spheres. 1. Sphere is the mortal world, 2. sphere is the afterlife, 3. Sphere is the gods, 4. sphere is hell.
>16 gods, divided in 4 groups of 4. 4 major demon princes.

>after playing in good campaigns for years we decided to try a dark campaign
>players are:
>Vahgai tank, big guy in shining armor, wields a fuckhuge sword called "Steinschneider" (rock cutter), has no problem with just cutting a motherfucker in half
>human assassin, dwarf (I think he was less than 1,50m), fights with two short swords, doesn't particularly care about the others, stays out of fights
>human necromancer, left after a few sessions due to university stuff, has a servant
>vahgai housemaid, thief, warlock. NPC servant of necromancer. Cleaned the house, prepared food, got rid of the failed experiments. Tank wanted to constantly "save her" to her protest.
>and me, human thief/alchemist. I was kinda responsible for keeping the rest alive with my potions. Fought with a dagger and later bow. Backstory was that he was an orphan, claimed by the thief guild and made to steal gold for them. Generally treated like shit (including having to sleep in the latrine when his work wasn't enough)

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Uppity Pre-Socratic philosopher GISH with a thing for fey.

Was a scientist
Became a lich
Became a normal undead wizard
Still ugly as fuck

>>54609753
>First act of the game was to get the tank out of jail (he had killed some noble son after the noble had burned down his house and drunk his wine)
>met assassin there as well
>botch that up kinda but still manage it (here it is established that the tank is really impulsive and has stupid ideas)
>tank and I have nowhere to go, so we search through the city
>meet the assassin at the graveyard as he was delivering some corpses to the necromancer
>get invited for dinner by the necro and the servant. Tank is wary about the necro (sees him as a slaver). My character meets the first people that don't treat him like shit.
>instant loyalty
>necro and I try some unholy abomination outside his subterranian lair
>right in front of the guards
>we are captured and are to be executed
>servant rescues me and the necro, we (assassin, necro, tank and I) flee into the wilderness
>meet a group of raiders
>their boss wants to get back a girl he met in the local village
>of course we help
>we fight through some villagers, until we meet the old hag of the village
>she curses us, should we not be able to lift the curse then our veins will dissolve
>just dispelling doesn't work due to it having a poison and curse component. You need to remove both at once.
>meet a bard that points us towards a guy that studied such curses
>reach his tower, find the cure.
>temporary cure requires willingly given blood alongside some other ingredients. Permanent cure requires hard to get items such as the first egg of a dragon and a tear of a demon
>demons only live in the fourth sphere and only cry if you manage to beat them at their own game (more revenge than a demon of revenge, sluttier than a succubus, more knowledgeable than a knowledge demon, etc.)
>go back to the city, earn some gold (kill the tax collector and steal the money), help overthrow the current thief guild.
>necro goes missing
>meet up with the maid and win her freedom in a tournament. Accidentally kill some elven ambassadors.

>>54606284
Metal man gets covered in flaming scorpions and curb stomps short people.

>>54610027
>queen ups the guard, appoints warlord as head of it
>first thing they do? Execute the necro.
>shortly beforehand the servant became a warlock. We prevent her from interfering (we would have been swarmed)
>flee the city
>have some adventures, including the tank killing two people due to him being impulsive (tavern owner we wanted to get a license from to copy it, and the chief of the city) and it fucking us over
>after some more adventures we finally reach the fourth sphere.
>now also have an elven druid and a human wizard
>try our luck with a demon of riddles, due to dumb decisions only manage to stay even
>try our luck with the prince of revenge (think khorne)
>tank challenges him without thinking who he is
>he doesn't instantly smites us but lets us fight against three of his minions
>we are fucked
>servant recently leveled up and got a new ability
>GM tells us that one of us should sacrifice his character in exchange for the rest surviving
>I say sure
>servant kills me, uses my life to fuel a fuckhuge attack spell to defeat the enemies

So yeah, that's how I sacrificed my life to save that of the one person that didn't treat me like shit, oh and also the rest of the group

Sculptor of flesh
Mutating and creatin'
To the stars he fled
The law he was escapin'
Starting life a-fresh

Dave the barbarian, stock pot for a hat. Punching solves any problem. He died from a god's love. Now a construct.

>>54606284

Nobody knows you're psychic if you're a robot.

>>54606284
A brokenhearted child that grew up into a bank-hating Vegeta necromancer that just wants her father back.

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A Half-Orc wizard, haunted by hallucinations of a creature she calls "The Crawler."

>>54606284
Member of sedentary fire cult takes time off from selling candles to actually use cool magic powers. Doesn't like killing.

>>54606284
He is a spicy boy

>>54606284
>>54606334
Half-Elf Sorcerer
Debauchery, his life's blood
Don't drink the Kool-Aid

My character

Fucking psychopath
He might be a lycanthrope
And he wields a bow

Half-fairy, imbued with gravity powers, leaves shitty city to explore world and make sure people can enjoy life.

Do not drink that.
Do not touch that.
Why is the princess naked?
Hlaf-Orc Barbarian.

>>54608563
So you mean Dandelion from the TV series?

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Brujah viking
Old as fuck
Has seen some shit
Blood mead
Fuck the cammarilla
Fuck the sabbat
Surprisingly chill guy

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>moeblob elf healer who seems hyper-innocent, but wields body-horror psionic powers and lacks a fear response

Hostile Empathic Transfer is no joke.

>>54606284

>Shape-shifting necromancer bard who shoots laser beams from his flute.

How about 10?

Colonization is fucking good for you. Now show me what little worth your tribe has to offer.

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Zombie cowboy quick draw capable of rotting anything he touches, including himself. Deals drugs and collects debts on the side

Racist gnome thief that got magically stuck in a human guards body. Switches control with him unpredictabily

Puts holes in heads
And legs
And torsos
And arms
Also finds water
Also saves lives
Is a cool guy

War orphan turned noble, looking for long lost sister. Turns into a mindless berserker in a fight.

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Left home as a child to explore. Met his hobo/wizard master and never turned back.

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Since I pretty much exclusively DM, I'll describe the characters of my players

>FBI chopper pilot with an infatuation for firepower, complete disregard for authority. Spends most of pay building ghost-busting helicopter.

>Welder who fixes things and customizes vehicles, has entire house painted in protection wards, and hosts a giant telepathic spider.

>RAAF test pilot, has thirst for knowledge of the occult, and is the most trustworthy and levelheaded of the team.

>NEET weeaboo who browses /x/ and wants to summon a succubus. Hiding an ancient book of black magic from the agency.

>>54606284
Oni adventurer-was "soldier" a long time ago - found a strange sentient armor - got stased - don't remember much - can't take away his powerfull but cursed amor - armor happen to talk and his a cheeky bitch making comment all the time

High dedication to a life's ambition leaves him lost in a world he knows every detail of, seeking worthy death.

>>54606556
plot twist: she was into it.

>>54606284
Don't be such a baby! Ribs grow back!
(no they don't)

Psyker of great strength
Finally sees that his group
Is a meme team, fuck

>>54606284
>middle aged, grizzled human
>former guard
>practically evil and devilishly practical
>just wants his pension

I played him in an Adventurer's League campaign as a glorified guard NPC....he's retiring. The rewards, boons, and favors garnered for adventurers are nowhere near what he wants to bring the whole system crashing down around him.

girl turned goose with hair trigger temper and sniper rifle

Really really really really hates spending money. Willing to make great sacrifices for his friends unless that sacrifice is money.

Young orphaned monk turned to a life of crime who currently seeks a path towards redemption.

Possibly not an orphan.

>>54606284
Escaped slave Lizardman (3)
Worships god of Freedom (7)
Turned broken slave-chains into flails (13)
Frees slaves (15)
And sometimes criminals (18)
By mistake (20)

Merchant's son turned stoner monk, seeks enlightenment but not yet wise enough to attain it. Better at swords than kung-fu.

How does a male
Of the drow persuasion
Become a Patrician
Death

>>54606334
Crane and snake tattoo
Left to die in snow and ice
Have gun, will travel

Jon Snow

>>54606284
Summons aplenty, DM hates him, basically the party's crafter, worse than a bard. Never even got to summon.

Wishes he was pure elf
Angsty rage

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Take me back to Commorragh City
Where the girls are mean
And their scars are pretty

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>>54606284
Half-elf storyteller and bard, a passionate romantic.
Has sword, will travel.

>>54606334
Plucky orphan thief.
Searching for his kidnapped partner.
Bonds mean more than wealth.

Half dragon child soldier with PTSD, trust issues, and occasional bouts of kleptomania. Hiding from those that want his skin.

>>54619996
>half-elf
>two pointed ears
IMPOSTOR

A young theif.
Taken in by the group.
But fuck those guys.
That diamond is pretty.

Elven 'locating and retrieval specialist', all business all the time, thinks combat is a fail state, unwilling team mom.

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He's that stupid he thinks he's a loyalist, no one is yelling him different.

Rip and tear the which, the lord demands it

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He is responsible for 3 TPKs and only the DM knows.
Good bloke even though he fucks his pet wolf.

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Was freed from slavery, used her freedom to become a professor of oral histories and the arts.

>>54606334
Small, sassy robot.
With an army of minions.
And a huge-ass mech.

>>54606284
Guys try to create intelligent life, instead create colony of bacteriae that acquires conscience as an entity.

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>>54622003
So you are saying he made a bacterial culture?

>>54606284
Minor Dwarven Noble builds Glassblowing, pottery and cook wear empire funded by hitting things with axe.

>>54623789
STOP
>GET OUT

>>54623789
Okay, you win this time

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Scout too far from home. The adventure changed him, a playboy turned shell-shocked straight man, disconcerted by cruel reality.

>>54606284
Dward barbarian.
Lack of baths gave a bonus
to intimidate.

>>54606284
Kindly old bard who loves tales of old heroes, used to be a war criminal in magical fantasy vietnam

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Autistic nerd develops Bug Type powers. Leaves town to "catch 'em all."

Becomes "Rumble Bee" and fights eldritch abominations instead.

Former sailor. After a tryst with a tiefling, has magic. Suspects she had a kid, binding him to magic blood.

>>54606284
Generic tiefling birth
Is a noble's bastard
Bona fide Knight errant out of sheer stubbornness
Has teeth like shark that grow back

An elf who took joy in healing others who pledged to do harm, borne of chaotic curiosity.

It was never her fault, and she wanted it to stay that way.

Far too nice for his own good but made up for it with the best luck on the continent.

>>54606418
Where can i find some dragonborn artwork like this? Most offical artwork looks like crap

>>54607495
AC bonus

Careful loyalist keeps comrades alive after being assigned to lead mission for new Vault-tech Vault door assures impending doom.

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>>54628746
>It was never her fault

So a Mary Sue.

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>>54606284
Terrifying pacifist with a wicked temper.

A goblin bard that smokes weed, plays violin and likes adventure.

Nature-Worshiping slut that keeps getting cruel after enemies don't realize she is for fuck and not for hit.

>>54630380
10/10

>>54606284
Spell addict. Literally and figuratively.

>>54606334
Barbarian orc.
Punches things with his big fists.
He also wrestles.

>>54606284
A peppy valley girl warlock of the Raven Queen who spends her time giving her adopted mute brother a complex.

>>54606284
Quiet wandering man.
Takes what jobs are in the area.
Heart of gold.
Always chasing her shadow. He's lost.
She never said goodbye.

Combine Guts and Conan but give him Ash William's personality.

Ventrue with 4 dots in Potence and Fortitude

>>54606284
Robot Cat with military-grade sensor equipment shunted to noncombat role because command is dildos. Then war happened.

Feral tiefling mystic abused by stepdad looks for information about cursed heritage

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>>54606334
Tall and spooky bird
muzzle covered in metal
10 patents pending

King of the lepers
Mid-level vampire
Living in the sewers of Constantinople
Hits like a truck
Still pretty stupid

>>54606284
too good for his team
too sweet to die old
too eager to kiss bees
too allergic, the end.

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>>54606284
Spider Changeling desires lichdom
Has a collection of friends
Is starting a gang war for control of Kowloon
Good times

>>54613894
> Dat Wesnoth
Nice

A retarded Orc
Is ridiculously strong
And hates all farmers

Not-Samurai became not-vampire
Spent 500 years underwater
Saved by hidden not-vampire city
Wants to save the world and have fun

>>54606801
Cersei?

>>54606284
Dwarven Bard. Tried his hand at comedy. Failed. Disappointed his dad. Became adventurer for fame and to make Dad proud.

drunk communist hunter and his brother joins the military to take on the holy roman empire.

orc bard
war drummer
when foes got to close he would stop beating his drums and go for enemy skulls

>>54606284
kind of an asshole to be honest

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>>54606334
>click on this thread
>first thing I see is a haiku about a scurvy ridden orc pirate

good show

Allegedly french
Allegedly not an elf
Allegedly knew what he was doing
Make things go boom
Shadowrun

>>54606391
>'Twas birthed upon the surface, raised by man
>A Dark elf thief; he[or she] needs a better plan
There, I put the beats where they're supposed to be for actual iambic pentameter.
You're welcome.

>>54606334
Out-of-place street kid
Trying to keep his head down
Don't fuck with the birds

>>54606418
Where is more of this good dargonbarn art?

>>54606334
Aasimar bard
Counting on his lucky star
But kinda squishy

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>>54606284
Belt wizard with egg loaded invisiaxe.

Exploded.

An elf of the forest that loves collecting random body parts and disappears at any opportunity.

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The hero. The real deal. No buts, ifs, excuses or compromise.

He's coming to save you. All of you.

>>54630332
>>54637176
I used Argonian art

Gay ninja medic who is being followed by a tranny terrorist

A minotaur who lost his eye in battle travels the world to get a new eye.

Former conscript Human fighter with fantasy Vietnam PTSD turned mercenary
Really hates orcs

Immersed in shadows
Summoner of phantom sluts
Too bad he''s gay

Foreing man wants to kill and pillage, saves the world instead