ITT: we make a checklist of things that should happen in every

2. Get pregnant

3. Fall in a pit trap

>>54578382
2. Steal something in a poorly conceived plan
3. Become a notable political figure in an area saved by your adventures
4. Be fucked in the ass by a giant penis monster
5.Having to choose between multiple factions, many of whom are at least reasonable choices.
6. Have a point where dividing the loot leads to two people in the party being cross-purposes
7. Have to make at least one tough moral choice, where the expedient course goes against the grain of the party.

>>54578403
4. Fall in a trap pit

Have anal with the princess.

>>54578471
This should be two items:
>fuck the princess in the ass
>get fucked in the ass by the princess

>>54578419
8. name a trans character cammie and murder them returning the balls it has taken to fellow adventurers

>>54578471
yourself on the receiving end, naturally

>>54578498
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

>>54578382
>filename says beast
You had one job op

Accomplish something through the power of rock

>>54578382
Everyone just gets drunk of their asses at a tavern or bar and start shouting drinking songs, off-key and out of sync.

Kill an important NPC out of impatience

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Piss off the gm with some third option solution that trivializes the problem he created in a silly way

Cause a pallidine player to leave the game because he thinks his oath does not allow the party to execute an unconscious evil dragon.

>>54579418
this one

>>54578382
Spend too long opening a door

>>54583031
This hits too close to home. Do we know each other?

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>>54578501
THIS ISNT EVEN A 5EG THREAD

>>54578471
>t. Eggsy