I played with a new guy today who was memeing the entire game,

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You sound like a jealous beta, OP. What's the matter, did he bust a nut in your wife while you watched? Stupid cuckold, sage this shit

Everytime he starts meming you dryly state "ah, epic joke, top kek lol GG".

>>54568586
go back to your basement

>>54568570
>Please give me advice on how to troll him out of the game for the next session.
If you don't like mud, don't wrestle with pigs.

>>54568570
>and then the whole lgs started clapping

>>54568637
OP can just clap sarcastically whenever the 12-year old starts memeing.

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Embrace it, play Mindjammer where Meme warfare is actually a skill.
Then have an entire planet burn down due to the Meme Jihad.
He won't be able to top it so he'll just give up.

>>54568570
Make memes cursed. Using them has negative effects on his character. Maybe his vocabulary becomes limited to just memes, which start to drain his life force every time he uses them. He would either kill himself by communicating or remain silent.

>>54569035
OP isn't the GM, genius.

"Can you please come up with your own jokes for once?"

Teehee Maccaroni is the bane of my fucking existence.

Every fucking campaign that my GM runs inevitably at some point involves running into an NPC named "Teehee Maccaroni," who the GM affectionately describes as "an epic level sorcerer who's also a retarded nudist gnome."

Teehee Maccaroni wander the countryside with a unique Rod of Wonders powered by "retard magic" shoved up his anus, and he casts the Rod of Wonders by diddling his penis. He says nothing but his own name in different inflections and the phrase "I like-a the goodberry, gimme gimme the goodberry." The GM thinks it's hilarious to have this character show up during the middle of encounters we're struggling at and start jerking off magic everywhere.

But the worst part is his chant. He wanders around chanting his name, so when he's about to show up the GM will start low;
Tee-hee-hee, Maccaroni Maccaroni
Tee-hee-hee, Maccaroni Maccaroni
And then get louder and louder until he's fucking shouting
TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI!
TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI!

And the table loves it! The other guys I play with think this is the best shit! Teehee Maccaroni has been our table's de-facto inside joke, our signature "running gag" for six years now. When that chant starts up, everyone else joins in like a ritual; the whole table is expected to start chanting "TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI" by the end, and every fucking time I refuse because this is some embarrassing circa-2002 Penguin of Doom shit, it's always the same thing; "There goes user again! No fun allowed around user! Anon's just a big grouch who's getting angry because we're making him touch Teehee Maccaroni's penis again! Why won't you just let us have fun with this character, he's just here for dumb fun, you stick-in-the mud!"

These motherfuckers are all over 25 years old.

Teehee Maccaroni is going to be the death of me.

>>54568570
Just kill his character while he's a frog.
Then say it's just like in that meme, where the frog gets stepped on.

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>>54568570
>OP buttblasted he can't handle cosmic shitposting in D&
>A game WHERE THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATIONS OF CHAOS ARE FROGS THAT POZ WIZARDS THAT HAVE THEIR FROG-SEED EXPLODE OUT OF THEM INTO SPELLCASTING GREEN WIZARD FROGS WITH SONIC SCREECHES
>WHERE THE THING THAT SPAWNS THEIR ENTIRE SPECIES IS A FUCKING COMPUTER MONITOR
>WHERE WOJAK IS PTAH

ARE YA FEELING IT MR KRABS?

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>>54569436
Oh right! There's ALSO THAT GREYHAWK FROG GOD OF CHAOS WHO LOVES MANKIND AND IS THE GOD OF HATE AND BIGOTRY, HATING ALL NON-HUMAN RACES

THE MEMES SON.

OP, become moonman. But subtly.

>>54569141
Find a new group.

>>54569551

> he doesn't recognize the Teehee Macaroni copypasta

Lurk moar

>>54569141
Stab it in the face. Repeatedly.

>>54569141
>no one recognizing the pasta

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>>54568570
Just put him in a jar and make him your pet. He can't escape and you can feed small insects to him until he learns to stop bugging you.