"Spells you can cast on your familiar, but not your

remove disease

Ones that require a material target

Truesight

Calm Emotions

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>>54551362
Detect Traps is the only right answer.

>>54551362
... skinsend?

>>54551362
talk with animals

Eagles splendor.

Wouldn't want to commit a rape after all.

Silence

>>54551362
But... my familiar is also my girlfriend.

>>54551362
shocking grasp

>>54551362
"Obscure shows that matter to Americans but to no one else"

>>54551575
>not realizing it was originally BBC produced

Permanency.

>>54551575
>Things butthurt Europeans say while posting on an American website
t. Not-so-butthurt European

>>54551593
>America and Europe: The World

>>54551575
My teenage years were watching this on UK TV G2 after school.

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>>54551521
>bueno

>>54551642
Japan is also somewhat relevant but you're pretty much correct.

>>54552285
>China: the money

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>>54552307
>NATO: the 80s TV series

>Starring
>America: the Boss

>Featuring
>England: the money
>France: the face
>Germany: the though guy
>Canada: the girl
>Italy: the joker
>Turkey: the loose cannon

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>famous last words of a necromancer

>>54552536
"Last words? NEVER the last!"

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>>54552536

>>54552536
"What're you gonna do, kill me again?"

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>>54551664
Heck, there's still successors on British TV.

>"And now we come to scenes we'd like to see, this is for everyun."
>"Bad things to say to the ancient dragon"

>>54552644
You don't look so tough!

>>54552644
Going my way, beautiful?

>>54552644
>Bad things to say to the ancient dragon

You look like a baby-faced hatchling!

>>54552644
>"Bad things to say to the ancient dragon"

>You've got to have billions of gold pieces in your hoard, why do you care if I took a few measly thousand!?

>>54552644

Sure mate, I'm ready to bargain.

>>54552536
>last words
>necromancer
Trick question, next.

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>>54551540

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>>54551575

>>54553831
An anon mentioned a while back that Oklahoma is the burger and meth capital of the world so America can't be that bad

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>>54552644
Anything with the word "khan" in it, including "khan" and especially "khan".

>>54551386
Underrated post

>>54552644
Fool, how do you even think to kill the deathl- wait, is that the one artifact capable of destroying me, which I conveniently happened to ignore the existence of until now?

>>54551362
Enlarge Person.

>>54551376
I chuckled.

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>on illithids' family meeting

>>54556088
That's my Sister, Flurgothe. She got the looks but I got the brains.

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Exist

>>54552644
"Good lord, I've had boots with better scale hides than -that-."

>>54556088
Mostly brainstorming with little substance.

>>54551362
Silence

>>54551362
Flesh to latex

>>54556088
Could whoever isn't slurping their soup PLEASE stop it.

>>54552504
>>Canada: the girl
Why, you dirty, rotten...aw, darn... you're right. We are girls. Especially Little Trudeau Jr.

>>54552536
"Raise undead. Target: self"

>>54552504
I like the idea of England being the America's original mentor and currently main support guy, and Canada as his daughter. They don't get along with the rest of the Euros really well.

>>54556088
"Could you think a little bit quieter, please?"

>>54551575
Who are you quoting? And yes, Americans are the only people who matter.

>>54556615

Uh, the previous PM had way bigger tits and a fatter ass

>>54556088
The pool's suffering from a real brain drain, lately.

>>54556135
Eyyyy

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>>54551362
Find Familiar.

>>54552504
>america is englands former student who went rogue
>france was englands rival and americas mentor after he went rogue
>canada is engalnds daughter who is currently dating america

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>things you shouldn't bring to a larp

>>54557684
Bra.

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>>54557684

>Rod of Summon Griffon

>>54557684
Your parents.

>>54557684
His >>54557766 parents

>>54557684
Yourself.

>>54557684
Condoms

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>how to ruin a royal audience in 4 words

>>54558588
"I fuck your daughter"

>>54558588
"What about a republic?"

>>54558588
I'd bum your highness

>>54558588
nobility is a meme

>>54558588
I don't pay taxes

>>54558761
Neither do they.

>>54558588
I'd rather a prince.

>>54558588
The queen is hot.

>>54558588
Your clothes are hideous!

>>54558588
Why aren't you wearing any clothes?

>>54561992
>4 words

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>>54551368
>remove disease

kek

>>54561992
>>54562011
Where are your clothes?

>>54551575
Y'know, I've never seen this show, any version of it. I don't even know what it's called. But it's obvious from context what the OP is asking for.

Reduce Person. "Yo, you sayin' I'm fat, or what?"

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>in psion's diary

>>54566468

"Today I had a headache. Hundreds died."

>>54551575
You have shit taste, stop being such a faggot.

>>54566468
"I wonder if Jessica likes me...oh wait, no, she doesn't. Dang."

>>54566468
Dear Diary, still not sure if I'm a magician or not. The wizard is also unsure if he's a Psion or not.

>>54566468
"They're all still thinking mean thoughts of me."

>>54566468
"This isn't your diary."

>>54552644
I roll to seduce.
Is a 8 enough?

>>54551593
>American website
>Owned by a Jap

lmao nice try commie cunt

>>54551362
something something mother in law

>>54558588
Let's all get drunk.

>>54566468
I wish my sister didn't give herself a lobotomy

> created by an american
> hosted in an american server
> sold to a jap

Nice try, Putin.

>>54566468
>Stop reading my fucking journal, Avery!

>>54569614
>Then stop leaving it out for me to read!

>>54551362
Transformation:male

>>54557546
Underrated post.

>>54557684
Yourself.

>>54568120
7/10 gj

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>bad ideas for a pantheon

>>54573325
I'm basing our gods on characters I've played.

>>54558588
i cast delayed fireball

>>54573325
Existing real-world pantheons, except as ponies.

>>54558588
I scryed her changing.

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>>54551393

>>54573325
The Food Pyramid.

IN THE NAME OF EATING YOUR GODDAMN VEGETABLES, I SMITE THEE!

>>54573325
>https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Board-tans

>>54573325
Mac, Charlie, Dennis, Frank and Dee

>>54573325
Worship based on random numbers

>>54580468
>not praying to RNGesus
He said "bad", faggot.

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>>54573325
Fast food franchises

...Although...

>>54580498
Nah, see praying to RNGesus is asking for good random numbers.

Saying that someone has the favor of the gods because they have trips is a bad religion

>>54551585
That's depressing.

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>>54580498
>not cursing RNGesus
Luck is for pussies!

>>54573325
/mu/-core bands

>>54580606
>Not flipping a coin every day in order to see if RNGesus is worth praying to today
get on my level tryhards

>>54580606
Luck is for *getting pussies.

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>>54580799
Enjoy being a permavirgin who gets cucked by casinos and jacks off to a flat-chested goddess.

>>54573325

God of apologists.

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>>54573325
god of tomfoolery

>>54573325
aneurysm man!

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>>54573325

>>54552536

You'll never guess how I got this boner

>>54581170
>survivor's bias
>just because 100% of creatures come from other creatures that got laid doesn't mean that they'll get laid as well

>>54551362
Enlarge

>>54573325
Deified Breakfast Cereal Mascots

>>54573325
The Rat Pack
Sunny and Cher
Simpsons Characters
Action Movie Heros

>>54552504
>Guest Star
>Australia: Mentally deranged and confused homeless person

>>54573325
Liquor brands.

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>rejected ideas for random encounters

>>54582472
>The Purple Nurple Slurper Gurgle

>>54582472
> The Harper Valley PTA.

>>54582472
>Your party is the random encounter

>>54573325
Random F-List profiles.

>>54582472
>your mother and your aunt

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>unfortunate sword names

>>54585002
The Penetrator.

>>54585002
Therapist

>>54585002
[redacted]

>>54585002
sword of mending

>>54558703
I lol'd

>>54563279
Okay that's clever

>>54581300
Also lol'd

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>things you can say about your GM but not your father

>>54587423
He is a positive influence on my life, and I can talk to him about many of my troubles.

>>54587423
He's been around when I needed him.

>>54587423
He taught me about sex and made me the man I am now.

>>54587423
He loves me

>>54587449
>>54588131
Anons, are you OK?

>>54587423
He isn't a horrible drunk, and only a bit of an asshole.

>>54587423
He's a good person who genuinely cares about me and my life.

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>>54573325

>>54590008
Bestiary III?

>>54590071
You know it.
But any collaborative doujin really.

Maybe except Josou Shounen Anthology.

>>54587423
I fucked his gf

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>>54580858
I'd rather a flat-chested goddess that cares than a bully-bait goddess with BELOW AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE!

>>54551376
>>54551368
>>54551386
>>54551393
Kek

>>54556135
kek

>>54566518
My sides

>>54557643
I would watch this

>>54584100
actually your *last* party as a random encounter -now all undead, or you're the bad guys and they're still advemturing and tryig to stop bad stuff from happening- would be a nice RE.

>>54569614
>>54569777
Good taste

>>54587423
i can talk to him about my problems.

>>54581170
I'm descended from rapists though

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>>54587423
I wish I had one.

>>54587423
He has too many kids

>>54592036
I'm doing something similar in a campaign I'm running. A benign lich the party encountered early on has been keeping tabs on them, and when it becomes clear that one of them has died and won't be revived, the lich sends someone to collect the remains and reanimates them. My players ate ofcourse, unaware of this. At some point they're going to get hopelessly overwhelmed and the lich will ride in with an army of their past selves rescue them.

>>54587423
He gave me a lot of valuable experience.

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>>54587423
I don't like him.

>>54587423
His brother never molested me

>>54585002
The Dark Greatsword of Kang

>>54587423
He is humble and a great listener. I'm a foreverGM

>>54595257
that does sound fun.
>and the lich will ride in with an army of their past selves rescue them
'd be even more fun when they have to fight undead and the "great reveal" is it's their dead heroes, reanimated because they were great warriors, so the bbeg figured why not use them for MY goals

>>54597689
That's the alternative, I really like to play into my players choices having consequences, the lich will re-appear several times without the resurrected heroes, the group pissing him off results in your suggestion.

>>54551575
>Hardly obscure
>originated in Britain
>The US is the world's third largest population and world's largest economy, and the home of pop culture for just about everyone

Man you're stupid

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>Dark Lord's hobbies

>>54598663
>having one prostitute from every nation in the world

>>54598663
Making minor social faux pas just to unsettle people, then acting innocent if confronted. Like, if you're both using urinals, he won't leave a gap, he'll go up and piss RIGHT NEXT TO YOU just to unsettle you.

>>54598829
At least he doesn't use the same urinal.
He probably shits next to the toilet though.

>>54551362

Enlarge/Reduce

>>54552644

What are you gonna do, Breath Weapon me?

>>54556088

My head is killin' em!

>>54557684

Anything

Your dignity, common sense or forms of ID

etc

>>54585002

Kang, Sword of Dankey the Mankey

>>54598663

Looking for his Umbrella of Doom, or his Galoshes of Wickedness. Hello?

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>>54598663
TRIGGER WARNING: furniture stains

>>54599045
Okay seriously, you cant just post things like that here.
I know the rules don't cover it, but stuff like this is just not okay to just post.
Please delete this, im sure there a guro thread somewhere, you can go there and post that stuff but not here.

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>>54551386
>>54551393

>>54551362
Enlarge Person
wait...

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>>54551393

>>54598663
sneaking into his enemies' homes at night and rearranging the furniture

>>54598663
Heroics

>>54602364
Black Hat man?

>>54585099
Wow.

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>>54551393

>>54552536
Don't worry, just wait for the spell to work, I'll come back!

>>54598663
Embroidery and reading.

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>the difference between a monk and a stud

>>54606000
Only one of them commonly appears in leather armor.

>>54606000
They both kick, but only one can punch.

>>54606000
Only one of them ever gets any action.

>>54605840
I want to play this.

>>54607828
Yeah, Imagine a lich doing that - would be hilarious

>>54568686
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan
"Owner: Hiroyuki Nishimura"

>>54607934
Shit, wrong anon...

>>54592877
>So you're metis?

>>54607905
No, not that. I want to play with *her* as the Dark Lord.

>>54607905
Nah man. It's a reference.
See also: Detect Traps

>>54606000
One of those can hit the AC required to fist your mother.

The other is a monk

>>54606000
One picks the stick, the other the carrot.
>check'd

>>54551393
>>54551362
Why not just get a trap girlfriend?

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>how to tell you walked right into the magical realm

>>54608509
The GM is breathing more heavily than usual

>>54608509
>>54608389

>>54582017

Kekkiest thing in the thread.

>>54608509
Lizard tits

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>>54608509
Lamias and harpies with grappling proficencies.

>>54608509
The witch casts Quickened Unnatural Lust and Black Tentacles

>>54608509
GM's girlfriend is fidgeting a lot.

>>54557727
I don't know which grosses me our more.
The knobs on the head or the cunt it is sprouting out of on the base.

>>54551362
Sudden Enlarge

>>54568686
>Japanese man buys website from the American who made it after seeing a Japanese website

It's basically both, desu

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>>54553874
>Oklahoma is the burger and meth capital of the world

The very existence of Oklahoma is a sin against God, and it is the righteous duty of any good, Christian man to scour it from the face of creation.

Yes I am Texan, why do you ask

>>54557684
high expectations

>>54558588
This is it? Cheapskates...

>>54573325
Just one completely omnipotent god who once had a thing for genocide.

>>54598663
monologuing

>>54608509
DM: "Ok so you all step through ___ ..."

>>54595257
This just sounds absolutely amazing.

>>54609007
eke eke, truth right there

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>>54608509
>>54609007
SERGALS with grappling proficiency.

>>54608509
GM describes the smell of ammonia and asparagus.

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>>54608509
When they add depth to things you really wish they didn't.

>>54598663
Nutrition, exercise, and bongos.

>>54599045
should have listened to the tw now i'm actually mad

>>54585002
Ass-Assassinator

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>>54551386

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>>54551452

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>>54553831
Without fail.

>>54551362

Remove Curse

>>54553874

Oklahoman here, can confirm.

>>54614001

[/spoiler]You'll have to pry the panhandle from my cold, dead hands, Texican't[/spoiler]

>>54618218
No / on the first one.

>>54587423
He's still alive.

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>in the Deck of Manier Things, for just 5 gp with shipping

>>54618787
Turning a randomized color. or several.

>>54618787
Both infinite enjoyment and the disdain of your family

>>54618787
Disappointment in realizing that you did not in fact order the Deck of Manlier Things.

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>graffiti in a dungeon's toilet

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>>54622237