>the edgelord in the party wields a scythe >you take the

>he informs you, that rake is not a viable weapon

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>>54524625

Isn't it the job of the DM to piss on player's fun?

secretly the best thread on /tg/ right now.

>>54524625
>assume the cleric with a scythe is an edgelord
>turns out they worship the goddess of farming and the scythe is strictly a symbol of faith

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>>54524695
>you weild a ho instead

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>>54524908
>assume the scythe is a farming one
>pic related

>>54524625
Look you fuck, it's symbolic.
If I don't use a scythe my spells don't work.

>>54525089
That's just a shitty farmer's glaive, anon.

>>54524625
>The edgelord in the party comes up with a really long and elaborate name for themselves.
>Claim you can't remember it and come up with a goofy nickname for them.

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>>54524625
>the edgelord in the party pisses in a bucket
>you take the piss by taking the bucket
What the fuck is with this "take the piss" phrase? Brits started using it all of a sudden and are trying to force this magical realm meme onto us. I reject this neo-imperialism of urine memes.

>>54524625
>the edgelord in the party says he drinks the blood of defeated enemies
>next time he does, he gets poisoned

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>>54525133
It's a single word, do you have memory problems?

>>54525133
> as a forever-DM, can confirm I do this shit all the time

>>54525174
>Brits started using it all of a sudden
Mate, its a fucking old as shit saying.

>>54525196

Yeah, piss in the wind and all that. What a pleb, right?

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>>54524625
>>54524695

I fail to see the problem with using a rake.

>>54524625
>the straight-edge chimp in the party wields a rake
>i weld the door shut for that shitstein en let the hoards eat 'im alive
its the apocalypse fuckmunch, you got a problem wif me weapon of choice???

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>>54524625
>not glorious iron boat

>>54524955
I came here to post this.

>>54525271
?

>>54525271
seizure?

>>54524625
Can I wield an oar? Bludgeoning damage is better against skeletons.

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>>54525471
Forgot yah image.

>>54525196
Watersports are as old as piss itself

>>54525471
Musashi the samurai cut a wooden sword from an oar and killed another samurai with it.

A fisherman struck King Kame Hame Ha with an oar and made him unconscious.

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>>54524625
>modern setting
>the edgelord wields a weed whacker

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>>54527169
>It's a modern setting
>Edgelord wields a chainsaw
>Rest of the party arms up with a weedwacker, a drill, a shovel and a pair of secitheres
>Begin adventuring as the toolshed

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>>54527504
>adventure starts in front of Home Depot

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What's the most ridiculous weapon you'd allow in a campaign?

>>54527802
Bring out the crit fail tables!

>>54527802
>V. 6.0
I laughed

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>>54527696
>The adventure is set in the apocalypse, and is about fighting hordes of demon-possessed corpses Sean-of-the-Dead style

>>54525196
I'm not your mate, pal.

>>54528114
I'm not your pal, daddio

>>54524625
>not wielding razor blade yoyo's instead

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>>54524625
>The reddit-fag in your party unironically likes all guardsman party
>You take the piss by suggesting /qst/ threads every session

On the bright side he hasn't shown up for two weeks now

>>54524625
>Not using the Hoe of Destruction.
You had ONE fucking job

>>54528751
>not liking all guardsman party
pleb

>>54528147
Present your ass if you're gonna call me Daddy.

>>54528751
AGP is one of the few things not completely tainted on this board.

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>>54528821
Someone's going to the shadowrealm, Jimbo.

>>54528789
>>54528840
Shame it's fucking dead then

>>54528986
Updating Friday buddo

>>54529079
someone hasn't been around for past 2 years

>>54529167
What the fuck are you talking about

>>54529229
AGP not updating on schedule, among other things

>>54529342
I know he's had a rough time getting it out with everything going on with him, but it's still coming out this weekend

>>54525471
Blood and Steel?

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>>54525127
>That's just a shitty farmer's glai...

>>54524955
That image name has a lot going for it.

>>54529385
>>54529229
>>54529079
Have you fine fellows seen Hive Queen Quest? I think it's quite a fun little adventure right up your alley. It even appears to be right on the front page currently, >>>/qst/1698270

Or maybe >>>/qst/1694843 would be more your speed, I hear it has that fun new bleach anime in it, and maybe even lesbians.

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>>54527169

>An old lady asks for help
>Her lawn is hard to manage, and saw the nice young man with a scythe

>>54526029
Musashi was dope as hell. For the fight with the oar, he woke up late and made the guy he was going to duel wait on an island all morning until he got there, and then made him wait even longer while he carved an oar into a sword because he "forgot" his. The dude was probably dehydrated as shit by the time they actually fought, which was probably what Musashi wanted because he was cunningly brutal, and brutally cunning.
Another time, he challenged a guy and then waited in a tree for him to pass by on the way to the duel to drop down and kill him.
The only person who actually managed to almost beat Musashi was that guy with a stick. The first time they fought, Musashi won but let him live because it was a good fight, but then, that guy went and lived in a cave for a month before he hallucinated up stick 2.0, which he then fought Musashi with again and managed to bring the fight to a draw.

>>54524625
>>54524695
Weaponized rakes are just tridents, right? Isn't that one of the weapons gladiators in Rome used?

>>54528551
The fun fact about yoyos is that they were originally a hunting tool/weapon before they got turned into a toy. Sort of like how the aborigines used the boomerang to hunt/fight with.

>>54525179

>edgelord says he drinks the blood of his defeated enemies
>Next time you defeat an enemy you help him by filling his water sack with blood so he won't go thirsty when he's "on the go"

>Edgelord has sickle
>You take a hammer
>Combine your powers and sieze the means of production
>Cлaвьcя Oтeчecтвo нaшe cвoбoднoe intensifies

>>54524625
>the big guy in the party wields a heavy machine gun
>you take the piss by wielding multiple boxes of ammunition

>>54527504
>>54527696
>>54528054
ONLY MY NAILGUN

>>54527802
>8-Bit Theater
Good taste

I'd allow players to improvise however much they like, but the more ridiculous they get, put more and more restrictions on using it skillfully; only allowing them proficiency after using it successfully for a while.

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>>54525174
It's like you don't even know classic phrases that have been in use for decades.

>>54532197
I'm not allowed to play red mages in FF d20 anymore.

>>54527696
Reminds me of Dead Snow 2

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>>54527169

>>54532830
badass

>>54527802
Gopher-Chucks

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>>54525179
>the edgelord in the party says he drinks the blood of defeated enemies
>you take the piss of defeated enemies

>Edgelord is the son of whatever destined to something
>Tie him up to a tree and walk away

>>54529793
>That image name has a lot going for it.
Whoever named it used an apostrophe incorrectly.

>>54531201
Wasn't there one guy, who fought with some chain weapon, that managed to tie his sword with that? Good thing Musashi used tow swords.

>>54525264
He's a demon, bit unfair to hold them to the same standard

>>54531201
>musashi's oar fight
Kojiro was a genius who'd mastered Ganryuu while basically a child. Musashi "cheated" like he did, because if he didn't he could not win. Kojiro outskilled him by miles as a swordsman, but not as a warrior/killer

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>edgelord is rogue/assassin
>it's supposed to be a secret
>yet he dresses like pic related even in public
>everyone knows that he is rogue/assassin at first sight
>that alone make him a failure

>>54534499
Eh, Kojiro also used a very long sword. Then when he suddenly doesn't have the reach advantage, he loses.

Makes you think...

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>>54528821

>>54525174
Are you 'avin' a laff?
(is 'e 'avin' a laff?)

>>54531302
That's a myth

>D&D 5e
>Halfling min/max fire mage
>total edge lord
>character has little to no personality other then "I don't give a fuck"
>rolls a crit fail when he goes to "unleash his ultimate attack"
>blows up in a mass of smoke
From that day forward everyone in our in game and out of game calls him the smoke midget

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>>54524625
>Rake
I have, on multiple occaisions, allowed a player to have a shovel as a weapon using either axe or mace rules for the setting. Now im wondering the usefulness of iron rakes

>>54534499
Well musashi was all about using everything to win a battle. He aimed to be a general but was born too late for that shit.

>>54536593
Entrenchment tools are love.

My weapon of choice in any game where the DM will allow it is the Pitch-hammer, a fork on one end and sledgehammer on the other. Noblemen swerve

>>54531258
Wouldn't that be a weaponised pitchfork? Rakes are much less... pointy.

>>54532304
Underrated.

>>54534786
Yea boomerangs are worthless