Post ending in 89 decides how I will start my next D&D 5ed

>>54484322
Send the players to the Temple of Goatse.

>>54484322
Opening scene is gangbang of Samus cosplayer.

>>54484322
players go to see the selection of the new totally not the pope.
when they reach totally not rome, they find out the entire city is missing, only a field of grass instead

>>54484322
"You're in the middle of an empty street in a small town, standing around the corpse of your latest target. Which of you killed him and how?"

>>54484322
Sunless Citadel

>>54484322
Mind flayers are attacking the town.

>>54484322
Second for opening scene is a samus cosplayer getting gangbanged

"You are all pregnant, even the male characters. Find and kill the evil lich that didn't call you in the morning like he promised to."

You find yourselves in a town preparing for the most dreaded season of the year: Dirty Orc Christmas

The evil monarch of your kingdom has just outlawed gay marriage.

I thought /tg/ was the board that got shit done and was super creative.

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>>54484322
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND

Children are going missing in your riverside town, coinciding with increased water pollution

>>54484322
But seriously, do the gangbang thing.

>>54484322
A magitech mech is bearing down on the party.

>>54484889
and I'm out.

>>54484773
Are you saying >>54484463 isn't creative?

A maneater was spotted heading for the town. It's like an anteater but 20 metres tall and uses it's tongue to scoop people out of their houses.
Hey, maybe I'll get a hit too.

>>54484889
How would that work? What are the stats for it?

>>54484972
Exalted has Warstriders.

There are also the Guymelefs in Escaflowne that look to have been statted for a few different systems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK38WzlNvfk

>>54485149
but this is DnD 5e

>>54485448
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/MechMaster_(5e_Class)

>>54485663
interesting.